Fortunately...Unfortunately

[YayBoromir!]

Welcome all! :) I hope you enjoy this game. I found it on another forum and thought it sounded like great fun :grin:

Fortunately...Unfortunately

The initial post describes something good that happened…the next one has to start with "Unfortunately…" and take a negative twist on it. Then the next post would be "Fortunately…" and would counter the negative post with a good side to it, then it would go back to "Unfortunately…" and continue on…

something like this:

~ "The boy was skating in the park."
~ "Unfortunately, he was skating towards a pool of water."
~ "Fortunately, he was able to avoid falling in."
~ "Unfortunately, he crashed into a girl in the process."
~ "Fortunately, the girl was nice."
~ "Unfortunately, the girl wasn't nice to boys."

and so on…

Let's start with...
The boy visited warofthering.net.

[Elbereth]

unfortunatly...he couldn't remember his password

sorry, can't think of anything better

[Nessa the Dancer]

Fortunatly he was able to access his password through the "forgot password" feature

[Ice Dragoness]

Unfortuantly his computer broke down as soon as he got onto the site

[Mirkgirl]

you're a cruel thing Icey lol

Fortunately he had two computers.

[YayBoromir!]

Unfortunately, the other computer exploded as soon as he touched the power button. :p

[Ice Dragoness]

Fortunatley the hot blonde girl from next door came over to see if he was alright :naughty:

[Nessa the Dancer]

Fortunatly the other compputer decided to start working again
(now nobody break it or we are really stuck hehe)

[Illuvatar]

Unfortunately...when he got his computer up and running...the site was down! hehe And also unfortunately...he had his music up too loud and could not hear the hot blonde girl knocking at the door! :p hehe

[Amithrellas]

Fortunately, Illu knows all about getting a site back up and running lol
and the girl next door came around to knock at the boy's window...

[Lady Ashley]

Unfortunately, she tripped over a rake on the way to the window.

[YayBoromir!]

Fortunately, she landed on something soft.

[Amithrellas]

Unfortunately, the "something soft" wasn't very pleasant smelling :o

[Nessa the Dancer]

Fortunatly when the boy finally let her in, he let her change into a pair of his trousers and let her use the washing machine to wash her jeans.

[Elbereth]

unfortunatly he didn't know how to use a washing machine...(I actually know of someone who thought you had to put water in the machine so when he switched it on it blew up)

[Amithrellas]

Fortunately, she had her work-out clothes on underneath her jeans and they weren't soiled :grin:

[Ice Dragoness]

Unfortuantley they got ripped and she had to roam around in her underwear

[Illuvatar]

Ummm....errrmmmm.....Fortuantley they got ripped and she had to roam around in her underwear!! :p

[Lady Ashley]

Unfortunately, the boy's parents came home just then.

[Nessa the Dancer]

:o :o Illu!!! :o :o
Naughty! :nono: You are banned from Games for the day!! ;)

Fortunatly The parents spent so long trying to sort out the washing machine that the girl was quite decent again by the time they got to see her, and they didn't know any different.

[Mirkgirl]

Unfortunately the old lady from the next building came to inform the parents about naked girl she accidently saw through the window.

[YayBoromir!]

Fortunately, the parents didn't believe her (though they were rather freaked out at first!)

[Arninquelote]

Unforunately, the hot blond girl's parents did...

[Mirkgirl]

Fortunately they were used to such news. ;)

[YayBoromir!]

Unfortunately, the girl's parents didn't like this news. :p

[Mirkgirl]

Fortunately, at the same moment she got a letter for a model job, so she could make money walking in her undies.

[Lady Luthien]

Unfortunately, she turned it down because it didnt offer enough money to her. (ha I love this game)

[Lady Ashley]

Fortunately, the boy's dad offered her a job at his fashion show, and it did pay enough money.

[Amithrellas]

Unfortunately, she got so nervous about it that she broke out in great big red hives just before the show

[Ice Dragoness]

Fortunately lots of concealer was used and she looked normal

[Illuvatar]

Unfortunately...at her 1st showing, she tripped on the runway and fell *SPLAT!* face first right in front of the press and all of the Fashion moguls......hehe

[Nessa the Dancer]

Nice to see that you observed your ban Illu hehe...well as far as I'm concerned you observed it anyway. But Fashion Moguls??

Fortunatly she did so elagantly that everyone passed it off as a party trick and she got away with it.

[Mirkgirl]

Unfortunately after the third showing it became an old trick and they had to fire her.

[Eowyn]

fortunately she was offered lots of money for interviews abut her career thus far.

[Nessa the Dancer]

Unfortunatly, she didn't have much to tell.....

[Mirkgirl]

Fortunately, she had lots to show :naughty:

[Nessa the Dancer]

You're getting as bad as Illu, Mirky :nono: lol

Unfortunatly the cameras weren't working

[Mirkgirl]

Flatterer :p

Fortunately the cameraman was cute

[Nessa the Dancer]

I know! It comes naturally sweetie :p

Unfortunatly she accidently trod hard on his foot in her high-heeled shoes and he didn't quite so cute after that!

[Illuvatar]

Fortunately he was into pain and promptly asked her out! :p

[YayBoromir!]

Unfortunately he asked her out to the most boring place she knew...:p

[Amithrellas]

Fortunately, she was a boring person and so it suited her fine lol

[Lady Luthien]

Unfortunately, he had a problem with her borningness, and he was about to dump her until...

[Illuvatar]

Fortunately she accidently dropped a Cat-O-Ninetails out of her purse.

[Ice Dragoness]

Unfortunately when she went to pick it up she ripped her pants exposing her granny undies

[Gildor]

Fortunately they were a major turn on for the other person!

~:G:~

[Lady Ashley]

Unfortunately, not for the other ppl at the restaraunt, so they kicked them out.

[Mirkgirl]

Fortunately he had a nice appartment nearby

[Lyrkalas]

Unfortunately, the cat missed the box—again—and it smells none too good.

[Lady Luthien]

Fortunately, they were so in love that they didnt care about the smell so they started...you know...:naughty:

[Mirkgirl]

Unfortunately, the cat decided to take drastic measures and attacked her.

[Nessa the Dancer]

Fortunatly it missed ;)

[Lady Luthien]

Unfortunately It did not miss her lover...

[Illuvatar]

Fortunately he's still into pain!!! :p

[Lady Luthien]

Unfortunately the girl got mad and began to walk off.

[Illuvatar]

Fortunately the cat kept clawing at him!

[Amithrellas]

Unfortunately, things got out of hand – the girl had to call the paramedics – who promptly gave the cat and the fellow tranquilizers which knocked them both out cold

[Lady Luthien]

Fortunately they soon woke up to find themselves alone together in a hospital room...so romantic...

[Lady Arien]

Unfortunately, he was hooked up to a heart monitor, and when she started to kiss him, the monitor spiked and sent an alarm to the nurse's station.

[Lady Luthien]

Fortunately they were able to save her, so they continued their kiss after she was saved

[Lady Ashley]

Unfortunately, her ex-boyfriend happened to find them, and was still very much in love with the girl...

[Ice Dragoness]

Fortunately he was open to ideas and joined in with them

[Lady Arien]

Unfortunately, the three had no idea they were being watched on closed-circuit TV at the nurse's station, and being videotaped.

[Lady Luthien]

Fortunately, they were all loonies and didnt seem to mind, and simply continued to um, you know, and smiled at the camera :grin:

[Mirkgirl]

Unfortunately, they didn't want to give them a copy of the tape. :(

[Evenstar]

Fortunately, they stole it.

[Illuvatar]

Unfortunately the tape they stole was a Barney video! lol

[YayBoromir!]

Fortunately, the ex-boyfriend was a huuuge Barney fan, and went home to find his massive purple Barney plushie!

[Mirkgirl]

Unfortunately, someone had stolen the massive purple Barney plushie...

[Illuvatar]

Fortunately they set it on fire after they did!

<------------ Barney ----------->
:flamer: :flamer: :flamer: :flamer: :flamer:

[Lady Luthien]

(lol)

Unfortunately, the rest of the house caught fire...

[Ice Dragoness]

Fortunately it was insured for lots of money

[Lady Luthien]

Unfortunately the insurance company didn't care about them

[Mirkgirl]

Fortunately it was warm enough to sleep in the yard

[Nessa the Dancer]

Unfortunatly it rained in the night

[Lady Luthien]

Fortunately the rain put them in "the mood"...:naughty:

[Mirkgirl]

Unfortunately the neighbours' dog came to visit

[Nala Greenleaf]

Fortunately the dog just walked passed them

[YayBoromir!]

Unfortunately the dog shook its coat and they got covered in mud.

[Illuvatar]

Fortunately since they were muddy allready....they decided to have some fun wrestling in the mud! :p

[Hobbit]

Unfortunately, one of them knocked his head on something hard during the wrestling.

[Ice Dragoness]

Fortunately it didnt hurt too much

[Lady Luthien]

Unfortunately, because it was a head injury, they were unaware of the degree of their injury, so they went on wrestling, while bleeding profusely from the head

[Nala Greenleaf]

Fortunately they realised and stopped wrestling to clean up a bit (if they had a house) lol

[YayBoromir!]

Unfortunately, the one who had the head injury suddenly collapsed.

[Eowyn]

fortunately his opponent caught him so he didn't hit his head again

[Lady Luthien]

Unfortunately, his opponent then fell over onto their fanny

[Nala Greenleaf]

fortunately this woke up th erson who collapsed

[YayBoromir!]

Unfortunately the other person was now out cold!

[Nala Greenleaf]

(ok this is geting annoying) Fortunately the other person woke up and they BOTH stayed AWAKE!!!

[Lady Luthien]

unfortunately they were really bored

[Mirkgirl]

Fortunately an UFO landed

[YayBoromir!]

Unfortunately the aliens inside were bent on conquering Earth!

[Mirkgirl]

Fortunately, after seeing our merry company they decided it was not worth it

[Lyrkalas]

Unfortunately, they were very hungry and had a hankerin' for man-flesh.

[Lady Luthien]

Fortunately, they were blind so they couldnt find any.

[Mirkgirl]

Unfortunately they found and ate the dog, which was the startest creature in the area

[Aranel]

Fortunately, scientists were able to clone the dog

[Lady Luthien]

Unfortunately the cloned dog started annoying them again bc it wouldnt stop barking

[Bramblerose Bunce]

Fortunately, someone bought ear plugs

[Aranel]

Unfortunately, the ear plugs turned out to be made from chocolate

[Mirkgirl]

Fortunately, it was very tasty chocolate!

[Lady Arien]

Unfortunately, they were all deathly allergic to it.

[Bramblerose Bunce]

Fortunately, they knew this and did not eat the chocolate.

[Mirkgirl]

Unfortunately, they didn't have anything else to eat.

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately, sum1 found a very old lollipop in one of their pockets.

[Mirkgirl]

Unfortunately, it jumped off their pockets and ran away

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately.... they all had running shoes on so they raced after it.

[YayBoromir!]

hehehe...unfortunately the running shoes had holes in them so they had to stop.

[Mirkgirl]

Fortunately there was a Mc Donalds nearby (oh yeah fortunately :rolleyes: )

[YayBoromir!]

LOL Mirky ;)
Unfortunately the McDonald's was out of hamburgers :( hehe...

[Mirkgirl]

Fortunately they had other food

[Nessa the Dancer]

Unfortunatly they only liked hamburgers

[Mirkgirl]

Fortunately they had some stale bread and one street dog was walking around so they got a hamburger

[Lady Melanie]

eeewwww.....
Unfortunately, the dog hamburger's meat was filled with maggots.

[Nessa the Dancer]

Ewwwwwww this is gettting worse.....

Fortunatly they were very nice tasting maggots

[Luvara]

Yikes, what IS this! lol

Unfortunately the maggots had eaten something bad

[Bramblerose Bunce]

ok..firstly...eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!pfbbt pfbbt

urgh! *shudders*

Fortunately, this only added to the flavour.

[Lady Melanie]

pfbbt pfbbt pfbbt pfbbt pfbbt pfbbt pfbbt
Unfortunately, they all got sick from eating the dog...
Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!:chef:

[Mirkgirl]

LOL
Fortunately, it wasn't anything serious

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately, at that moment everything went dark and they couldn't see anything.

[Evenstar]

fortunately someone had a torch

[Nessa the Dancer]

Unfortunatly it was broken

[Mirkgirl]

Fortunately they could use it to hit random people in the dark

[Luvara]

Unfortunately they didn't hit

[Nessa the Dancer]

Fortunatly they all fell over and landed in a heap on the ground instead

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately, they fell in a mud puddle so they all got covered in mud.

[Lady Ashley]

Foretunately, the guys who spray Aragorn to make him look sweaty were coming down the street and cleaned the threesome off. (it IS still those three, right?)

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately, instead of sparying them with water, they sprayed them with gasoline.

[Mirkgirl]

Fortunately they weren't smoking

[Bramblerose Bunce]

Unfortunately, someone nearby was.

[YayBoromir!]

Fortunately, that person was walking away from them and wasn't close enough to ignite the gasoline.

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunatley, as the person was walking away, he tossed a lit smoke over his shoulder.

[Luvara]

Fortunately, the three runned away from it

[Lady Ashley]

Unfortunately, they ran into another person who smoked.

[YayBoromir!]

Fortunately, that person wasn't smoking at the time. ;)

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately a great big fireball landed 6 feet away from them.

[Lady Ashley]

Fortunately, Aragorn's Spray Bottle Guys put it out, having real water in the bottles now.

[Nala Greenleaf]

Unfortunately the water had been replaced with gasoline and an explosion went up killing everyone around!!! hahaha :flamer:

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately, they could only die by being beheaded.

[Nala Greenleaf]

Unfortunately everyone there had to have a part of their body amputated!

[Nessa the Dancer]

Fortunatly none of them needed to have their head amputated lol

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately they lost a lot of blood.

[YayBoromir!]

Fortunately they had a lot of bandages. :p

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately the bandages were full of holes.

[Mirkgirl]

Fortunately the holes were tiny

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately, the holes suddenly grew bigger untl there were no bandages left at all!lol

[Nessa the Dancer]

Fortunatly everything had healed up by this time.

[Mirkgirl]

Unfortunately one mummy came to look for its bandages

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately the mummy was dragged back to the underworld before it could do anything to them.

[Samwise2]

unforunately because the mummy was drag down before he could get his bangages he was attacked by the other mummys as they think he was normal

[Lady Cele]

Fortunately Legolas came with his magic arrows and ran the mummy's off

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately the magic didn't last long

[Elegant Elf]

Fortunately it started to snow and slowed everyone down.

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately the snow started an avalanche

[Lady Cele]

Fortunately Leggy had a sled

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortuantely he wasn't a very good sled driver!

[Samwise2]

fotuantely the brakes had just been replace and where working well and stop him before he crashed into a tree

[Nessa the Dancer]

Unfortunatly he didn't miss the great deep hole that was hidden by the snow, and they all went crashing down into it.

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately there was a ladder coming out of the hole which they climbed

[Lady Cele]

Unfortunately when they reached the top Leggy slipped and rolled down the hill like a giant snowball

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately he didn't roll that far

[Nibinaraniel]

unfortunately, Leggi got his hair messed up and had to take time out of the movie production to get it fixed.

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately fixing his hair didnt take that long

[Samwise2]

unfortunately he couldn't find all his hair accessories so he had to go buy some more

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately there was a hair salon close by

[Mirkgirl]

Unfortunately it was a no dogs and elves hair salon

[Nibinaraniel]

fortunately, a Rite-Aid was nearby

[Mirkgirl]

unfortunately, they closed

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately it was run by a Leggy fan girl so she opened the store for him.

[Nibinaraniel]

unfortunately, she was a rabid fangirl and put him in a cage.

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately she had left the spare key at the bottom of the cage

[Nibinaraniel]

unfortuanately, the paparazzi had got a call from the fangirl.

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately the paparazzi thought she was lying.

[Lady Cele]

Unfortunately the rabid fangirl came back before he could get out so

[Nibinaraniel]

fortunately, he had borrowed Harry Potter's invisibility cloak

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately the cloak was jinxed so it didn't work

[Mirkgirl]

Fortunately (for the girl :rolleyes: ) the cloak was jinxed so it didn't work

[Nibinaraniel]

Unfortunately (for the girl), Leggi was so skinny that he slipped past the bars

[Lady Cele]

Fortunately there was a horse outside so that Leggy could escape

[Mirkgirl]

Unfortunately the horse was very vain and couldnt let someone with such hair ride him

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately a firework went off behind the horse and it got such a fright that it galloped away with Leggy on it's back anyway!

[Alcarohtar]

Unfortunately the horse was too frightened and didn't saw a big hole in the ground, and fell into it.

[Lady Cele]

Fortunately the horse was ok but Leggy got all muddy trying to get out of the hole.

[Mirkgirl]

Unfortunately the horse was hurt and Leggy got busted for cruelty to animals

[Elegant Elf]

Fortunately the horse told the officers that he didn't want to press charges.

[Alcarohtar]

Unfortanately the officers didn't understand horse language :p and arrested Legolas.

[Lady Cele]

Fortunately the police officer was a fangirl and she smuggled Leggy out of the jail.

[Mirkgirl]

Unfortunately the chief policeman was a mean anti and caught them just when they felt safe

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately he was also a fan of Leggy and let him go!

[Lady Cele]

Unfortunately Leggy ran smack into Aragorn who he owed money too.

[Alcarohtar]

Fortunately Aragorn didn't remember that.

[Mirkgirl]

Unfortunately Arwen, who handled the family finances, jumped behind the corner screaming "The money or your hair!"

[Samwise2]

fortunately legolas had a spare wig in his house , ond give that to her instead of cutting his lovely locks

[Lady Cele]

Unfortunately Arwen was jealous of Leggy's lovely looks and attacked him with scissors.

[Samwise2]

fortunately the scissors where blunt and had no effect on his strong locks and that n\made him so happy he was juming around

[Mirkgirl]

unfortunately (for him :evil: ) he tripped up and fell in the muddy ditch

[Samwise2]

Fortunately he hadn't washed his hair today and was about to wash it , so a bit of mud would do no harm as he heard it was good for your hair

[Mirkgirl]

Unfortunately, he didn't know that that mud was toxic

[Nessa the Dancer]

I get the impression you really don't like Legolas Mirky hehe

Fortunatly there was a heavy rainstorn just then, and all the mud washed out of his hair before it could do any real harm.

[Mirkgirl]

No way. I'm a little angelic mouse and I love each and every intelligent life form ;)

Unfortunately it was acid rain

[Lady Cele]

Fortunately he used super duper Elf hairspray that protected his hair from the scissors and the acid rain...lol

[Mirkgirl]

Unfortunately his skin wasn't that lucky

[Nibinaraniel]

fortunately, Nib found him in her acid proof vehicle.

[Alcarohtar]

Unfortunately, Nib couldn't open the doors.

[Lady Cele]

Fortunately she was able to roll the window down and Leggy slid in and rolled them back up....lol

[Mirkgirl]

Unfortunatelly a pink oliphaunt fall from the sky straight on the vehicle

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately the vehicle wasn't squashed completely

[Mirkgirl]

Unfortunately Leggy became a bit more flat. You can notice the difference if you look very closely ya know

[Lady Cele]

Fortunately there were plenty of fangirls around to make sure he wasn't hurt.

[Nala Greenleaf]

Unfortunately the the fangirls (and me) got a bit too enthusiastic and started started to tear off his ...............



neva mind...........................:drool:

[Mirkgirl]

Fortunately I wasn't anywhere near this :elfeek:

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately for the fangirls they were suddenly sucked into a tornado.

[Lady Cele]

Fortunately Leggy was not and escaped with some of his clothes still on...darn.

[Mirkgirl]

Unfortunately one female orc(orcess?) came and captured the half-naked elf

[Eowyn]

fortunately she just wanted his opinion on the latest fashions

[Mirkgirl]

unfortunately his compliments for her outfit turned her on :naughty:

[Lady Cele]

Fortunately Leggy was able to run for his life before she got her hands on him...lol

[Mirkgirl]

Unfortunately he ran into the jealous husband orc

[Tirithel]

Fortuneately, the juealous husband was jealous that his wife was talking to Leggy...and just wanted an autograph.

[Mirkgirl]

*hands Tiri a "not"*
You might need it somewhere up there hon

Unfortunately Orli was scared and wet his pants

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately he was wearing waterproof pants!!!lol

[Mirkgirl]

Unfortunately he ruined his shoes and felt like standing in a swamp.

[Eowyn]

fortunately he liked the feeling

[Lady Cele]

Unfortunately big flying bugs started to buzz around his head.

[Mirkgirl]

Fortunately they were only in his head

[Lady Melanie]

unfortunately a spider attracted to the bugs came up behind him.

[Mirkgirl]

fortunately the spider was also only in his head.

[Feebeefi]

Unfortuanatly the spider bit his head

[Lady Cele]

Fortunately Leggy was just having a case of the heebee jeebies and imagined it all.

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately he saw a tiny real spider crawling up his leg and got the fright of his life

[Amithrellas]

Fortunately Arwen was there to squish the spider and calm Leggy's nerves lol

[Alcarohtar]

Unfortunately Aragorn got jealous and punched Legolas in the nose, making him bleed :p

[Lady Cele]

Fortunately Gimli was there to hold his head back for him so his hair didn't get mussed.

[Amithrellas]

Unfortunately, Leggy fainted clear away at the sight of his own blood, and knocked the dwarf out cold when he fell on top of him lol

[Nessa the Dancer]

Fortunatlly though, his nose stopped bleeding ;)

[Mirkgirl]

unfortunately he had lost too much blood already

[Eowyn]

fortunately Elrond was a skilled healer

[Nessa the Dancer]

Unfortunatly he wasn't around at that moment

[Amithrellas]

Fortunately, :aragorn: was. And you know what they say, the hands of the king are the hands of a healer :p

[Mirkgirl]

Unfortunately they couldnt find Athelas, without which the hands of the king are useless for healing... gotta give him sth else to do, dontcha think Amith?

[Lady Cele]

Fortunately Arwen had her purse with her and found some in the bottom of it.

[Mirkgirl]

Unfortunately it had become toxic from her perfume

[Samwise2]

Fortunately they had a antidote to the toxic from the perfume so they could use what it was that Arwen found at the bottom of her purse

[Mirkgirl]

Unfortunately the antidote made Leggy green

[Feebeefi]

Fortunatly Arwen had some paint and painted him his normal colourlol

[Mirkgirl]

unfortunately she didn't have enough paint and his ears left shiny green

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately it looked kind of good on him

[Mirkgirl]

Unfortunately (um.. well yeah) an UFO passed by and picked him up thinking he was one of them

[Nessa the Dancer]

Fortunatly once they realised he wasn't, they threw him out again (and he hapened to have a parachute ;))