Talk Like a Pirate Day

[Bonos-Girl]

how can you build a ship? we're miles into the sea on a boat! :p

[Radagast]

Im a Magician.. a Wizard..
it should'nt be that hard.

[Bonos-Girl]

go ahead and try...but i dont think it'll be that easy...lol

[Radagast]

Im trying..................................

[Bonos-Girl]

wow....and failing to by the looks of things...you haev to remember that if you create a boat all the energy loked in the wood will have to be transfereed from somewhere else...

[Radagast]

Dont go hippie on me! lol

[Bonos-Girl]

its true...its the whole conservation of energy thing...you can;t just create energy out of nothing...

[Radagast]

I use the natural elements.. the wind.. the sun.. the powers of the Water..

[Bonos-Girl]

ok...so...you take ebnergy from the elements and make wood out of it? far enough...lol

[Illuvatar]

Chat chat chat chat .......Arrggggggggg....

Blast these kiddies.......will the little shipmates never learn......arrrrrggggg.....

[Reflux]

remember, all you have to know is where to push
like if I push down hard on the floor here
*pushes down on a plank*
rad will go flying
*Rad goes flying*
sorry rad, just proving principals :p

[Bonos-Girl]

lol...see...Luxie knows his physics....and theres probably a momentum thing in there somewhere....like something to do with hitting whatever you land on with equal force to something...lol...wow...i obv know what i'm talking bout...lol

[Radagast]

lol lol Well, godday to you to Illu!! lol

Dont always believe what your eyes and ears tells ye..

Out on the Horrizon a huge majestic Ship appears... I made some birds steal it....

[Illuvatar]

Arrrrrrrrgg.......well then if me eyes be a decieving me.....may I scoop them out with a rusty plank nail.....

Carry on then......arrggggggggggg

[Bonos-Girl]

ok.....i'm missing something here....lol

[Radagast]

He he arrrrrggggggggggg Feelin' the waves sweet tenderness in me nose.. yaaaarrrrrrrrr ......... Illu the Pirate... do we have rats below deck mate?

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Well blimey the creator is in the sweet trade! Welcome aboard the "White Shark", matey....Calico, be there some lubster left for the prominent guest?

Whats with this magic stuff...ye know us pirates are extremely superstitious....I don't take a likin' to this creatin' ships out'a thin air. Veeery bad luck that is. Best we open that last barrel of rum and load Rada to the gunwhales so he stop blabberin' 'bout this noncense.

[Bonos-Girl]

well...we have plenty of gals aboard so by rights we should al 'ave drowned by now! lol

[Cuiel Rilwen]

So normaly a woman wouldn't be allowed on board...and here's mostly women...so maybe the tables are turned and all the normal superstition don't apply...huh?:p

[Bonos-Girl]

maybe....in wich case maybe having an all powerful wizard aboard will also chnage thuings...:p

[Cuiel Rilwen]

This may transform into something completely different.....!

Arrrrrr buccaneers...hoise the sails on both ships.....flag the Jolly Roger! We be goin' on the account! Look lively now!

Jeez louise that steel ship hurt me eyes. Where are me Ray Bans?

[Shieldmaiden]

:Pirate: *emerges from below deck with a cask full of rum...starts passing it around* Mateys, I told those scurvy dogs that their captain's dead...Now, I didn't kill 'em off yet, just in case you still think they could serve some purpose...I could be yer translator, if ye need one! ;)

[Gwaihir]

Haharr, I am joining all of you who goes against the evil men of Reflx! :fight: (love this smilie, by the way) *jumps on board and draws sword* :Pirate: Any enemies that need killing?

[Bonos-Girl]

ooh...now we're evil...cool...:batty::flamer:! lol

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Yarrrrr....them frogs be not Refluxes men, they be mutineers!:Pirate: Now them scallywags be under lock and keep , great :fight:mateys! Now I doubt that tey be of any use to us, unless thar be a good :chef: amongst them?

Good work guys veeery nice smileys!

[Radagast]

:fight: yarrrrrrr..... ***Jumbs aboard the new ship****

*** I here by name you.. Wait.. what should I name the ship`?????***** :pirate:

[Caligula]

I do have some lobster bisque let for Illu, but it's only the dregs..... not much for a 'distinguished guest' but oh well.

On the other hand....

*starts eyeing up Radagast's right leg*

I could always make a meal out of that.....

It's a win-win situation. We get a nice, hot meal, and Rad gets to look more piratey with a peg leg.

*continues to stare at Rad's leg*

[Radagast]

Im on another ship, mate... You cant eat me!

What should I name the ship?

[Wilwarin]

Hmm, go ahead and take his leg Calico, but I don't think I'll be havin' any o' what every you make out of it, thanks.

Now that we have three ships here, be we captains of our own ships? Reflux, are yeh still tryin' to take the "White Shark" from me? Because I be ready to defend her once again if you be sayin' yes. (I'm gessin' that ye will be since yer ship don't have a mast anymore.)

But I be resumin' my search for gold. All who be with me say aye! Then hoist the sails and weigh ancor. All who be against me stay here with Reflux and Rada, or feel the sharm end of me blade. :Pirate:

[Caligula]

Human flesh is supposedly the most tender of any meat.....

*eyes begin to dart around*

Um.... not that I've actually tried it.... honest.....

Anyway....

Yeah- when are we going to go find some gold? I signed on to this mission to plunder, steal and kill, not to sit around making jokes about cannibalism.

[Wilwarin]

Well then weigh anchor Matey! And move smartly. The gold, it calls to us.

[Caligula]

*jumps back over to the White Shark and begins to weigh anchor*

Anyone else going to join us?

[TheRingBearer]

lol Just saw this thread... Y'ahhh.

[Radagast]

Calico... Yarrr Happy Birthday Mate... Lets have a Cheers before we eat eachother ay?...

My ship is named.... Well I dont know!!!!!!!! Please give me some proposals?.. The Wizard, the Black Pearl, the Dauntless, the Interceptor.. the Leguana..

[Caligula]

You should name it in honor of me for my birthday.... lol

And cheers! entdraught I promise not to eat you or even threaten to eat you any more. However, if you ever do get your leg blown off, I'm serious about the peg leg. ;)

[Radagast]

Hehe lol funny lad we have here.. Cheers!!!!! And

Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Dear Calico
Happy Birthday to you...

[Caligula]

*cough cough lass cough cough*

I realize that I have a guy's name, but I'm not a guy..... I know, I know. I bring it on to myself. ;)

But thank you anyway!

[Cuiel Rilwen]

:birthday: Calico :Pirate: Hope ye're enjoyin' the day!

Rada...how about the Steel Falcon?

And where's that Reflux...his ship needs a name as well!

Ofourse I be joining yer mission, cap'n Rackham! What course?

[Gwaihir]

Happy birthday, Calico. :) Yore a great pirate!

Radagast, I dunno what to name your beautiful ship, but you can title it: Reflux's Bane! lol

[Radagast]

Why name it something with Reflux?.. its not that Pirate's ship aye?.. Steel Falcon?.. Do you see the Torpedos and Metal anywhere mate?

[Bonos-Girl]

Reflux's Bane!? lol lol and isn;t it still mine and Luxie's ship? when did rada take it? did i miss something? :huh: lol i'm lost...

[Radagast]

Me too!

here ye here ye!!!!!!! Step on boad!!!...

Welcome aboard the Brown Wizard....

[Bonos-Girl]

ook.....rather too dodgy i feel ;) lol

i still think we own this ship....adn if not then we'll still it back! avast! lol

[Radagast]

My ship is completely new freshly made.. the fastest ship in the Waters of Ulmo!

[Wilwarin]

Ulmo? Ye be talkin' nonsense now. This be the Caribbean Matey!

Arr, Reflux, what be your ships name?

[Lady Melanie]

Ahoy maties
Watz happenin?

[Radagast]

Aye Wil!!! Ulmo..Omlu!! Great words aye!

[Bonos-Girl]

Luxie? where've you vanished to? if you don;t say anything then i'll claim this ship as me own and declare mutiny! lol

[Reflux]

you'd mutiny against me?
squinchy how rude :p
And the ship is the
GOLDEN HOTPANTS

[Bonos-Girl]

yay! lol lol if anyone wants to know the story behind that name i'm sure Luxie'll be glad to tell you ;) :flamer:

you know i wouldn;t really mutiny...but the threat (well..and the hint on MSN...) worked! lol

[Wilwarin]

Golden Hotpants? That be quite a name thar. curious to know where it be comin' from.

[Reflux]

u've gotta wait for something
then you may well get a pic squinchy

[Bonos-Girl]

lol...if he actually wears em....please Luxie...you haev to...you bought em now! lol

anyways....if he dos wear them there will definitely be pictures :batty: lol

[Reflux]

I did wear em!
they rather chafing :p

[Bonos-Girl]

but earing them under jeans and only showing us parts of them doesn;t count! :p

[Reflux]

Its called keeping you interested ;)
rarr :p

[Bonos-Girl]

lol...i'm not even gonna comment....i like being a mod ;) lol

[Reflux]

rofl, yea, but this time I may get told off for more than just subject change :p
to the cap'ns quarters with ya BG :p

[Wilwarin]

I be even more curious now......ehem! Back to talkin' like a pirate! Arr!

[Bonos-Girl]

well...if you insist Luxie ;)

[Caligula]

Thanks, mates, for the birthday wishes. Drink up!

And Reflux- if you're not going to post all the (gory?) details about the golden hotpants, you better be PMing everyone of us. You can't bring up something like that and just assume that we don't want to hear more.... ;)

[Bonos-Girl]

ok...well...how abouts everyone who wants to know PMs Luxie and i'm sure he'll tell you all! lol

[Cuiel Rilwen]

What? Is it privileged information? Not suited for the boards? Come on spill the beans! Yer pirates not sissies! Arrrrr!

[Radagast]

Yarrr...... its bad luck to have a woman onboard aye!

[Reflux]

*punches Rad*
ye ol' sexist scum
ye lucky miss rackham ain't here
ooo, the hotpants maybe I should say.....nah lol

[Radagast]

Yarrr.... well it is.... listen to what ol Bootstrap says... He says that its bad Luck to bring a woman on board..

Punches Relux back... stop doing that you morron! lol

[Reflux]

then stop being a prat
I'll have to get BG to get her whip out again, she'll soon teach you some manners

[Radagast]

Speak Piratee you lousy miggit!!! He he (dont ye love beeing a Pirate, Lux? )

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Originally posted by Reflux
ooo, the hotpants maybe I should say.....nah lol [/B]

Reflux ye squiffy.....I be keelhauling ya if ya don't tell what went on with yer hotpants! Well at least I'll :trout:ya! :Pirate:

[Bonos-Girl]

great..just tell everyone about my whip Luxie...lol lol

[Radagast]

Geeze, get a room! lol

[Reflux]

I tell you what,
you pay for the room and I'll glady go to it with BG :p

[Radagast]

Here you go take my last 5 Aztec gold piece's and go get a Hotel room...

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Bah we won't be hearing anything about that either.pfbbt

[Reflux]

lol, theres nothing much to say bout the hotpants tbh :p

[Radagast]

I thought I told you to get a room!!!!!!!!!1

[Reflux]

they wouldn't accept the money you gave me, so its ur fault :p

[Radagast]

******.... Okay try this... **gives Luxi a Cow**

[Reflux]

they sed, "is Rad trying to get people rooms again" :mmmm:
what have u been upto man?!

[Radagast]

Damn straight.. "dont tell anyone that I own the Hotel up the street... lol

[Bonos-Girl]

the fact that there's nothing to tell about the hotpants is all your fault and frankly disappointing...and robyn keeps telling people about the pink fluffy handcuffs....lol

[Radagast]

He he!... Can you have one hot pant.?

[Reflux]

thats cos she wants me ;)
I'm serious :mmmm:
well, she did lol

[Radagast]

Of course she does... Grr... go get'em tiger. lol

[Reflux]

I don't want "'em"
I just want BG :blush:

[Radagast]

Go get'her tiger....

If you want some advice go ask the Mirror..

[Reflux]

I saw that mirror, its just a frame and u stand behind it :p

[Radagast]

No no... its nothing like that... ask it a question.... :batty:

[Bonos-Girl]

enough with advertising the mirror Rad! lol lol

[Radagast]

Okay okay My lady...lol roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao

[Bonos-Girl]

your lady!? lol lol when did that happen?! did i miss something? :huh: lol

[Radagast]

It was Royal speech like ".. goodday, sir"... You did'nt know that=.. gees' where have you been theese last few 20 years?!?!?! roflmao

[Reflux]

wel for 5 of them, dead :p

[Bonos-Girl]

royal speech?! lol lol

and yes...didn;t you know? i'm a vampire....:p

[Reflux]

thats why your hands are so cold :p
you got at Pil as well, thats why her's are cold now as well :p

[Radagast]

Oh so you have some serious sleeping issues... but what about if I do this... **** takes the Magic Mirror and it catches the sunlight and the sunlight is blasted right the face of BG:... Vampires dont care for sunlight aye?.. or Garlic=?... Want some Humus?... roflmao

[Bonos-Girl]

erm...hate to tell you but its been dark for about 5 hours here....lol lol

and the garlic thing's just a myth...sorry! lol

[Radagast]

Damn... what about the Wood through the heart-thing?....

[Bonos-Girl]

nope...well...depends....on most vamps it works...but there are some ubervamps...well...it works if you get through their bones...but thats like steel...and i should stop watching buffy at this point...lol

[Radagast]

Then what the hell should I do?... SIlverbullets?

[Reflux]

course the wooden stake through the heart works for non-vampires as well :p
and silverbullets are for werewolves :p

[Bonos-Girl]

they're for werewolves....but...to kill the ubervamp you basically ahve to have either the big scary 3 in 1 weapon or be really powerful yourself lol

*edit*....its annoying how some people have to cope with a modem while others cruidse round the web with broadband....lol lol...that was my excuse for Luxe's post sayinga lmost the exact same as me btw ;)

[Reflux]

of course u could get a really sharp sword, and lop off their heads.
that generally works on most things :p

[Bonos-Girl]

well...yeah....thats basically where the 3 in 1 weapon or being really powerful comes in! ;) otherwise you coudln;t get near its head to chop it off...lol lol

[Reflux]

catch it in its tomb? lol

[Bonos-Girl]

well...all the ubervamps kinda jump out at you...lol...i dunno if they even have tombs..i think they're for the more civilised vamps like Spike...lol lol

[Reflux]

he lives in a tomb :p

[Bonos-Girl]

well...in some parts he lives in a crypt...in others he lives in a variety of places including Xander's house....in fact...he lives at Xander's house quite bit...which i guess is where the fanfics come from....as well as the fact that the only other males in buffy are the nerds...who are admittedly very cool, angel (who isn;t cool) and Riley (who annoys me...) lol

[Nibinaraniel]

Arrr.... Wat ye be talkin about on this here ship? Are ye landlubbers? *brandishes her sword.* If ye ar, ye be askin fer trubble....

[Bonos-Girl]

nay...we get tv on this here pirate vessel....there be no landlubbers here.....lol

[Reflux]

word of advice, don't call em landlubbers
*points at Miss Rackhams ship*

[Bonos-Girl]

lol...well...we won...kinda...who did win in the end? lol i think i missed the end.....

[Reflux]

we got attacked by the frenchies
but since I got my ship back it didnt matter

[Lady Melanie]

Aarrghhh! Scurveydogs thy Frenchies be. Stealing ur ship like that!

[Shieldmaiden]

Lots happened over the weekend, I see... lol

*approaches Captain Wil* I've come to a decision...I'll stay with yer crew.

*turns to Reflux* No hard feelings, mate? I've found out that Red Morgan here is me cousin, and a Bonney never turns against her own kin...ye understan', don't ye? I be prepared to defend me decision... *rests her hand lightly on her sword handle*

[Radagast]

Yarrrr The Brown Pirate is back... come onboard the Brown Wizard...

[Shieldmaiden]

I apologize, Rada...but blood is blood, ye see? We can still be mateys, though. :Pirate: Arr, I think these Frenchies be willin' to join up wi' ye... *menaces the French pirates* Si vous voulez garder vos vies sans valeur, joignez le magicien brun! [Translation: If you want to keep your worthless lives, join the brown wizard!]

[Radagast]

Parlez vous francais?

Obey Shieldmaiden, or ye die! lol lol lol :Pirate:

I propose a :fight:

[Shieldmaiden]

[No, I don't speak French...lol...But there's this online translator that I use for the purpose of communicating to French pirates...]

Hmm...last time that happened, I got tied to a mast and I ended up joining the person I dueled... *narrows her eyes suspiciously* I'm on to your little scheme, Rada...lol

[Radagast]

HA HA HA A A.... thats so funny Shield lol roflmao roflmao

Okay I wont duel you... <lol> it was just gonna be a tie....

[Shieldmaiden]

lol *shakes Rada's hand* A truce, then! I think mayhap Cap'n Wil would appreciate an alliance with another ship...

*turns to the French pirates and yells at them* Qu'attendez-vous? Vont joignent votre nouveau capitaine, vous les chiens! [Translation: What are you waiting for? Go join your new captain, you dogs!] *shakes her head* This lot isn't very bright at all...

[Radagast]

Truce there matey....

lets kick thoes frenchies back to their wine fields!!!

(whats the name of that translation site?)

[Caligula]

Are you sure you can trust a bunch of French sailors who we were just fighting like 10 minutes ago on your ship? I say, we're pirates, aren't we? Let's sell their worthless behinds and get some money off them. We could also ransom them to their government or families....

[Bonos-Girl]

je parle francais...un peu (however you spell it...i mean i speak french...a bit...lol)

[Elfdaughter]

arr....ahoy there, mateys! Ye canna let an ol' landlubber on board can ye?

[Radagast]

No.









He he he he just joking lol lol Come on board the Brown Wizard, aye!

[Elfdaughter]

Thanks Rada!! Cheers me hearties!

[Radagast]

Yaarrr... So Let me see, where do ye want to be?.. On deck?... Scrubbin' wood?... Set-sail fixer?

[Wilwarin]

*slaps Iron Anne on the back* I knew yeh would come around, matey! Welcome back aboard! *looks around at her crew* Did I hear somethin' about formin' an accord with Rada? (Rada you need a pirate name). Don't ye think that the captain of the ship should be informed of any such accords? (Esp. with someone who doesn't have a pirate name, has a ship called the "Brown Wizard", calls the Caribbean "Ulmo's Waters" and talks about vampires as if he knows one personaly.) I say this here "Radagast" be wierd. Are ye sure we be wantin' him as a partner?

PS. Saw PotC again last night. Five times and it's still really cool!

[Radagast]

Ye absolutely right, Pirate!!!... But I was drinking rum that day, ye see?.. therefore I was talking rubberish, sawy? Pirate name, ay?... Ye tell me, aye? A good pirate name, sawy? Me, ship is renamed... the Bloody blade.. what Ya say? Is that not a good name, aye?


PS_ Have seen PotC 4 times.. yes still as great... Cant wait to POTC2!

[Bonos-Girl]

i say we don;t be wanting people like 'im as partners in piracy....he be too magic-like....

[Wilwarin]

Here be some links to pirate name generators, Rada:

This is the best one: http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate.php

This one is second best: http://www.stupidstuff.org/main/piratename.htm

This one is just for the fun of it: http://www.froggynet.com/cgi-bin/pirate.cgi


Arr, I be likin' that ship name much better. Are ye sure it was just the drink that was makin' yeh all wierd? We pirates be very superstitious and we can't be formin' accords with the likes o' wierdos, ye understand, don't yeh?

[Reflux]

well the gd ship Golden Hotpants is always by ye side Miss Rackham
The 2 cap'n Rackhams will sail forth across ye deep seas searching for long lost tresure :grin:

[Cuiel Rilwen]

*Red looks puzzled*

Whaddaya mean the two cap'n Rackhams? Has Wil cloned herself or be ye long lost relatives?

[Radagast]

Yaarr... What's this thy thread was down, aye?

I have heard of a big Merchant ship sailing in the Caribbean seas... what say we go treasure hunting, sawy?

[Caligula]

We have three ships here, don't we? I say we go after a bigger target. ;)

[Elfdaughter]

Your pirate name is:


Bloody Ethel Kidd



Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!


So mateys, ye got a place fer me in yer crew?

[Caligula]

Well, Bloody Ethel, you're going to have to join a ship- there's the White Shark (*cough cough THE BEST cough cough*), the Golden Hotpants, and the Bloody Blade.

At this time, the White Shark and the Golden Hotpants have made an alliance.

Just so you know. :Pirate:

[Radagast]

ED.. there's room for ye on the Butcher's Blade.. that will be me... The Butcher.. ha ha :Pirate:

So grab the robes and lets set sail!! the British fleet has 3 ships at the dock at Port Royal... I have heard that they are loadet with Gold.. but very well protected... Lets say we have some fun, Aye?

[Bonos-Girl]

isn;t the butcher the baddie in diablo...that was my random thought of the day lol

aye...fun sounds good!

[Wilwarin]

Nice to see another fine sailor has gone on the account. Welcome Bloody Ethel! Ye are most welcome to join the crew of the "White Shark", as we be the biggest and the fastest of all three ships here (not to mention that the "Golden Hotpants" still hads a broken mast) ;)

*Wil turns to her crew* What say we go with the Butcher and sack them British ships? Or, we could continue on with our quest for the lost tresure we have been seekin' from the beginin'. So what say ye to that?

Oh and Rada, which robes are you refering to? ;) lol

[Bonos-Girl]

we still have a broken mast...*shouts* RADA!! we need you right here now....now...we all know that you can;t make something out of nothing...but can you fix this here mast? lol

[Caligula]

We can always make a little pitstop by the British ships before going after the treasure.... the treasure will always be there, but those ships will travel and unload.... We can't allow them to do this. ;)

[Bonos-Girl]

yeah...going for the treasure that'll move is always a better idea...:p

[Wilwarin]

Alright then, hoist the sails, men! er, women! and weigh anchor! Set yer barings for Port Royal.

[Radagast]

...*Radagast teleports to the White Shark... Yarr... The little bugger is broken, aye?... Well lets say we fix it, sawy? **Radagast claps his hands and the mast magicly repairs it self** Yarr... I have been working on that for years now, mateys.... Oh well back to the Biggest and fastest ship in the Caribbean... The Butcher's Blade!... Yarr... Set sails for Port Royal.. Drink up me hearties!!

Aye, Wil, ye figure... ye figure...

[Bonos-Girl]

ayeaye! come on men...and women...the sooner we sail the sooner we get the treasure!

[Reflux]

Rad!
you adding another mast to the White Shark!
its our mast thats broken ¬¬

[Radagast]

No no, matey... its got a good view of ye ship from here..

[Shieldmaiden]

*salutes smartly to Captain Wil* Aye, I'm glad to be back, Cap'n. :Pirate:

*winks craftily at Calico* Aye, to be sure, we've been plannin' on holdin' these Frenchies fer ransom...but I just be leadin' them on, so they think that they'll be sailing free...If they got wind that we be makin' em slaves, there'll be a mutiny among them dogs fer sure!

[Caligula]

Smart girl, Iron Anne. Let's just hope they didn't hear my suggestions then. ;)

[Cuiel Rilwen]

*crawls out from under a lifeboat, yawning*

What? Me thought the ship be movin' under me feet! Great scott what a freakin' good nap! Where we be goin'? Fightin' or treassure- huntin'?

[Elfdaughter]

*Bloody Ethel salutes Captain Wil* Aye,aye, Cap'n! The White Shark it be! To the Port Royal!!

*ED helps raise the sails...on both masts....*lol Well now we sure will be the fastest! lol

[Radagast]

Yarr, Alright me matey's... I'l race ye to Port Royal... To prove which ship is the fastest... Thy Butcher's Blade?.. Or the White Shark.. or thy Hot Pants?... Yarhahaharrr.... Set sail for Port Royal me crew...!!!

[Elfdaughter]

D'ye want te lose this un as well, matey? Aye then, Cap'n Wil has given us the order, an so we be on our way!

[Radagast]

Yarr.... I must admit ye boat is a fast little bugger.. but no match for me boat.

[Elfdaughter]

Ye boat is a boat, but ours is a ship! aye, we be out in front! Don't let her down now lads! We be a winning!

[Radagast]

Ye in the front?.. Have I sailed around the world and I am a "round" in front of ye?.. Now ye be in the back.. I'l stand tall at the top of me SHIP.

[Elfdaughter]

lo...arr, it be a landlubber talking there, and no mistake!! *ED swings to the bow* All 'ands on deck! Forrad masts up! Steady as she goes! We'll catch up me hearties!! Keep 'er bow straight! Keep 'er keel down! Release the mainsail! Keep the yard-arm straight!! We don't want her keeling over! Amidships!! Get yer ropes taught!

[Radagast]

Ye Master a ship well ED I must say... Its gonna be a close race, pirate.

[Elfdaughter]

aye, it will! lol *ED races to the stern to see Butcher's Blade drop behind the White Shark* Aye, ther she goes lads! Ther she goes!!

[Reflux]

*from behind Refulx puts up his twin sails and pulls level with the Butcher's Blade*
didn't think I would let you 2 have all the fun did you?
*pulls a sail round into the wind and pulls ahead of the BB and level with the White Shark*
weeeeee

[Elfdaughter]

What the....? I thought yer sail was down, mate! Al right lads!! Time to bring the stern sails into play!! Keep the forrad un's down fer now!!

[Bonos-Girl]

nah...we fixed it with duct tape :p

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Oh a pirates life for me.....yohoho and a bottle of rum!

*leans over the side, wind blowing in hair, enjoying the ride!*

[Elfdaughter]

Arr...The pirates life is a good 'un, and no mistake!!

[Bonos-Girl]

yep...all thet rum and loot! lol

[Elfdaughter]

Then MORE rum...and more loot!!! lol Arr...Ther be the Port Royal now, lads!! And ther be the British Navy acoming into dock!!

[Radagast]

The Butcher's Blade is increasing its speed.. now its level with HP and WH... Yarr... Ohoy Matey's!!!... See ye in Port Royal!!! Ha ha :Pirate:

The Butcher's Blade is now sailing so fast that it leaves a huge wave behind it.. Ha ha ha ha!!!... One Mad Pirate comin' ye way Port Royal!!!!

[Reflux]

*The WH and GHP's slow down to a stop as the BB rushes into the port*
er Rad, the British sh........
oh well :p
treasure me mateys?

[Elfdaughter]

OK lads...RELEASE THE FORRARD SAIL!!!! *The White Shark catches the wind and comes into Port Royal alongside The Butcher's Blade* A draw! An wi'out the Cap'n on board! A good race, mate! But now to business! Look - ther be the ships! An ther be the Golden Hotpants acoming in now. What say ye we blast these landlubbers out of the water?

[Wilwarin]

*Captian Wil comes out of her cabin* What do ya mean 'without the captain on board'? I've been in me cabin this whole time, seeing as how you lot have been doin' such a good job steerin' me ship, I thought I would take a little rest. (Besides, where would I go out in the middle of the ocean?)

Now that we be here though, bring in the sails! Cast anchor! All hands man the guns! We be takin' that there British ship.

[Elfdaughter]

Aye, Aye, cap'n!! *ED jumps to.*

[Bonos-Girl]

arr....an' where's Luxie when ya need 'im to command our ship?

[Wilwarin]

Ah Ah! Poor Black Jenny.

*Wil fires a cannon at the British ship. It shoots right though the upper hull* After all, we don't really want to sink 'er, do we? If we captured her we could add 'er to the fleet. What say you to that me buckos?

[Reflux]

*Luxie jumps down from the crowsnest*
hold ya fire mateys, I'm gonna board, that ship be to low in the water!
*Black Rackham brings his ship into the side of the british ship hard knocking the british sailors to their knees. He jumps across wielding 2 swords and begins battling them*

[Bonos-Girl]

ah...there ye are cap'n! good luck with those ailors...not taht you'll need it ;)

[Nibinaraniel]

*growls deeply, jumping on board the British ship with her sword.* Wonder how much rum be on board..... *cuts through the Brits*

[Bonos-Girl]

yeah....skip the treasure...we just want the rum! ;) lol

[Wilwarin]

Aye the rum!

*Captain Wil puts one sword between her teeth and two more in her belt, then she grabs a line and swings over to the British ship and begins helping Reflux battle the crew* :fight: Avast! ye scurvies! Where be the rum and where be the treasure? We be takin' this here ship and ye be out numbered, savvy?

[Radagast]

Yarrrharrrhaaah ha aha ha!!!!... Steal and burn ha ha.... Ther' be no sharing thy treasure, me mateys... ha ha ha lol

[Cuiel Rilwen]

*Red grabs a rope and follows in her cap'ns heels, with a blade between her teeth and a muscett in her belt*

Avast swabbies...us just finished off the frogs and now it be yer turn to taste some salty waters! Take me to the doubloons or ye be finding yerselves in Davy Jones locker! Arrrr!

[Radagast]

Yarrrr.... Yo, Ho , yo ,ho A pirates life for me!!!!!! HA a ha ... Well would ye look at that... a nice little missy with a golden necklace..... Give me the necklace Sweet cheeks!!!!

[Wilwarin]

*Wil battles her way to the captain's cabin and breaks down the door. The British captain is surprised to see a pirate on his ship and opens his mouth to call his men, but Captain Wil puts the tip of her sword to his throat.*

I wouldn't do that if I were you, matey.

*Calls out to her crew who are sacking the rest of the ship*

Calico, Red Morgan! One of ye get in here and take this scurvy. Put 'im in the darkest cell in our brig. We be holdin' 'im fer ransom.

[Radagast]

Uh hu hu!!!! Nice one Wil.... Bloody yet disgusting... just how we Pirates like it!... :Pirate:

The Butcher runs through the town... A British Captain comes running towards him.. with a swift move Butcher stabs the Captain!!!.... Im gonna teach ye da meaning of pain!!! :Pirate:

Yo. ho A Pirate life for me!!!

[Shieldmaiden]

*climbs into the crow's nest and notices a fleet of ships far in the distance* Sail ho! Yarr! There be trouble, mateys! It's a whole fleet 'o Brits! I'm sure of it, what other ship would fly the Union Jack?

[Caligula]

Originally posted by Wilwarin
Calico, Red Morgan! One of ye get in here and take this scurvy. Put 'im in the darkest cell in our brig. We be holdin' 'im fer ransom.

With pleasure, Captain!

*graps the British captain by the collar and drags him to the White Shark's cells*

Here you go, Captain. I'm sure you and those scurvy Frenchies will be the best of friends.

*locks the cell and puts the key in her pouch-pocket thing*

It should be safe until we decide to randsom those dogs.

*rushes back to the British ship and starts fighting again*

Alright maties- although the temptation is great, don't kill all those Brits! The more we leave alive, the more we can sell later! ;)

[OBsession]

lol Arrr me just found this bewty of a sight arrrr.! roflmao

[Gwaihir]

A battle with Brits goin' on, mateys? You should'ave told me so earlier! Haharrrgh! :fight: *runs the Brit through the heart* Oops, didn't mean to kill this un. Sorry... Any more redcoats wanna challenge me?

[Radagast]

YArrrrr!!!!... YO HO, YO HO,
A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME !
WE PILLAGE AND PLUNDER AND WE RIFLE AND LOOT,
DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YO HO !

***The Butcher carries a couple of wooden chests up onboard** I wonder whats in thoes.. :Pirate:

[Elfdaughter]

Arr...now ye tell me!! *Bloody Ethel looks down at the pile of bodies at her feet. She plucks a golden watch from one.* Ye won't be needing this now, mate! Harr..what ye got there, Butcher, mate?

[Radagast]

ArrrHAaharrr Ho ho!!!..
Let me see... **cracks up the chests**** Rattle me' sails!!!! Its gold and silver..... and the last chest..... weapons!!.. Yarrr... Quite a catch there, aye! Lets hope its for Cortez'es Bloodgold aye!

[Reflux]

lets seal the harbor off, we cant afford to lose our ships now can ye?
lets get the british ship across the entrance
*jumps to the wheel*
one of ye scurvy currs get yon sails up!

[Elfdaughter]

*Bloody Elthel steers the White Shark into position* Er..Cap'n...? Ther be land-lubber soldiers a-coming at us from the dock on yon starbord side!!

[Wilwarin]

Well then man the guns on that side mate! Fire away! Don't let 'em row out to us. This be our ship now!

[By the way, are you on the "White Shark" or the British ship? I'm on the British ship, just so you know :p ]

*Captain Wil takes a look around the former British captain's cabin. She sees someting on the table*

Well what do we 'ave 'ere?

*Picks up a piece of paper, then laughs as she reads it*

WANTED!
Dead or alive. CAPTAIN WILL RACKAM of the pirate ship WHITE SHARK.
Charged with PIRACY and MURDER on the high seas.
REWARD 100 shillings.

Why it be a wanted poster! For me! *laughs again, then scowls* I be worth more than 100 shillings!

*Wil draws her swords in rage and charges out of the cabin, hacking through a row of British sailors as she goes.* :fight: I'll be showin' ye that I be worth more than 100 shillings! *Runs her sword through the British first mate and the half master at the same time.*

*mutters* 100 shillings indeed.

[Elfdaughter]

Woah, easy ther, Cap'n!! We be a-wantin them I thought!! (Oh, and I'm on the British ship...sorry, got a bit lost! lol )

*Bloody Ethel gets the guns primed and ready, then fires at the soldiers on the dock. The cannonball crashes through the wooden planking on the dock, throwing water all over the soldiers, who stop in their tracks.* Harr-harr!! Take that, ye scurvy dogs!!

[Wilwarin]

Ye be right, Bloody Ethel, appologies. *Wil removes her sword from the half master's chest and wipes it clean on his uniform.*

That was a good shot there with the cannon ball, matey!

[Elfdaughter]

Thanks mate! Now...wher be that british ship Butcher be talking about...?

[Radagast]

Right over here.... Bloody'ell its the ship "Queen Elizabeth".. HA ha ha!!!... its the queen's navy boat... sawy!.... Ther' be more treasures in the cabin!!!... Steal it'all and burn the boat to bits!..Arrr!!!!
**The Butcher grabs as much as he can and throws it onboard the The Blade... **

No fears, me mateys... The Blades' cannons has a special liking for British ship... **Fires some cannonballs against the Brit's ** OF ye go me hearties!!!... Smash the brits, sawy!

[Cuiel Rilwen]

*Red climbes out of the galleys with a ham in one hand and a pargment role in the other*

Arrr, mateys, look wha' I found in the cold stove! A genuine treasure map, signed cap'n Silver himself! Seems the old buggar hid more than one gold chest behind before he toppled over! When us be done wi' them redcoats we be off to this island off the coast of Bermuda!

*knockes her elbow into the eye off a wild looking brit charging at her, and then trips him overboard like dead meat:*

[Shieldmaiden]

*picks up a line and swings down from the crow's nest* Those Brits be not more than three ship's lenghs away! *loads a cannon and shoots at the closest ship* Arr! Take that, ye perfumed prigs! *as the ship draws nearer, she can hear the yelling*

*stamps her foot disappointedly* Where's Cap'n Wil? The dogs be askin' to parley...

[Radagast]

Let those Magi'd brits come they'r no use anyway!

[Caligula]

Originally posted by Radagast
YArrrrr!!!!... YO HO, YO HO,
A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME !
WE PILLAGE AND PLUNDER AND WE RIFLE AND LOOT,
DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YO HO !
I have that song on my computer! Whenever I'm in a piraty mood (like right about now), I play it! Sometimes it can be a bit too cheery, but great nonetheless!

Anyway....

*Calico begins to search the kitchen for food*

I haven't eaten in a good.... *thinks hard* 3 hours. Time for another meal while fighting those Brits!

*swipes a leg of turkey and returns up to the deck to begin fighting. she wounds a couple of British sailors, knocks them unconcious, and drags them one by one to the White Shark's cell*

They'll make a fine ransom..... maybe enough to buy some more meals..... ;)

*returns fighting on the British ship*

[Elfdaughter]

Parley? Arr...so much fer that!! Calico..leave some fer me, mate!!

[Wilwarin]

*Captain Wil rolls the wanted poster up and tucks it into her belt* I be keepin' this. Wasn't a very good likness anyway. *Turns to Bloody Ethel* What's this I be hearin' about a parley?

[Caligula]

Remember- the Pirate's Code is more like guidelines anyway.... do we really have to grant them parley? But then again, those cowardly Brits will just be asking for their freedom, which equals money.

*turns to Bloody Ethel*

Sorry, mate. Already finished this leg. But I think there's some more turkey left in the kitchen. Guess the captain won't be getting any of his meal tonight!

[Lady Melanie]

Ahoy mateys, can I join one of ur ships?

[Caligula]

Are you ready and willing to fight? If so, matey, come join the White Shark, and help us fight off these Brits! We'll be heading for buried treasure after this little excersion- so the faster we beat the Brits, the faster we get some booty (haha- that never gets old!! ;) ).

[Lady Melanie]

Aye, Aye, captain. *pulls out her sword* Let me at those scurvey Brits!

[Radagast]

Thy brits arent Pirates... and the Parley is only for Pirates I say I butcher them aye?

[Bonos-Girl]

yarr...butcher em all! and above all...FIND THE RUM!!! lol lol

[Lady Melanie]

Dont worry about the rum, what about the treasure?

[Bonos-Girl]

nah....run's infinately more important than the treasue ;) lol

[Caligula]

I think I have to agree with Lady Melanie- going after treasure is more important than going after rum. You see, if we just go after rum, it will be drunk after just a few hours. However, if we go after the treasure, we can buy as much rum at any time we want. ;)

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Which is why we have to send them sons of biscuit eaters to Davy Joneses locker so we can sail for the treasure and THEN get loaded to the gunwhales!:Pirate:

[Lady Melanie]

Treasure first! Rum Second!!!:Pirate:

[Wilwarin]

Avast mateys! I must be leavin' this here ship for a while (too much work to do in the real world, don't have time to get online!) I be back in a week or so. In the mean time! Calagula,*slaps Calico on the back* my most trusted and ever-present crew member, I name ye acting captain until my return. And I will be returnin', mark my words. Lead them well *leans in to whisper* and don't let Reflux take the "white Shark". I know he says he's a relative of mine, but I still don't trust him fully.

*Turns to the rest of her crew* Mateys, ye be followin' Calico's orders now until my return. I be bringin' much rum back with me, and any who have misbehaved while I'm gone won't be gettin' any. :Pirate:

[Radagast]

Farewell mate!!!

I like Rum just as much as the next mate, but with the aztec gold we steel we can get all the rum in the world!!!! YO ho!!!!

***Butcher Butcher Butcher Butcher!!!!***

[Bonos-Girl]

thats way too logical...but if so many of us share the treasure then we'll hardly have any.....but you dont; knwo how much rum they have *quickly conceals the barrels behind her and whistles innocently* lol lol

[Radagast]

´Good for me that I have a whole Ship with Rum stashed away some place hidden.... Yarrr

[Bonos-Girl]

so....Rad...this secret stash of yours....lol lol

[Lady Melanie]

*To BG*
Hey, I see those barrels of rum!!!!
You, wouldn't be holding out on us, now would you?

[Bonos-Girl]

of course not *moves the sheet subtley to cover them better*.....why would there be rum here...thsi is only a british ship...they don't have rum...honest....lol

[Lady Melanie]

Uh huh..... Sure I believe you. *Grabs sheet behind BG to reveal barrels and barrels of rum* Hey!!!!

[Bonos-Girl]

*grabs a couple of barrels and runs...* lol...i'll be back to collect the rest soon....you'll never find my secret rum stash!lollol

[Lady Melanie]

*Grabs the rest of BG's stash and runs off to hide it for herself*
Mwahahahahaha!!!

[Bonos-Girl]

how can you pick up that many at once? *creeps behind Lady M picking up all the dropped barrels and loading them onto her dinghy...its a very big dinghy......* lol

[Lady Melanie]

*Noticing some of her barrels are missing after hiding most of them* ( Hey, how did you finish hiding your barrels so fast)
*Noticing a big dinghy alongside the ship filled with barrels with noone guarding it, she quickly grabs some more barrels and loads them into her hiding place*

[Bonos-Girl]

*zooms off into the distance in her super-power dinghy...* hehe sucker! i mean...arrr....

[Lady Melanie]

*laughs, realising that she has stolen half of BG's secret stash*
She sees BG driving off in her dinghy and wonders where she is going??? Aren't we in the middle of the sea???

[Reflux]

we're in a port actually ;)

[Caligula]

Originally posted by Wilwarin
Mateys, ye be followin' Calico's orders now until my return. I be bringin' much rum back with me, and any who have misbehaved while I'm gone won't be gettin' any. :Pirate:

Ooo..... *smiles devilishly* We're going to have a lot of fun!

BG, Lady Melanie, we're all friends here.... you have to share (well, at least with me). Besides, Wil said she'll bring back some more rum- and it's probably going to be of a much better quality than what you find on this ship. The rum you're fighting over is probably dilluted.... that's what happens when the rum is in a wooden barrel that soaks in sea-water.

So you're just abandoning the fight for dilluted rum? *shakes her head* I'm disappointed in you two..... ;)

[Shieldmaiden]

*runs over to the bow to watch the Brits* Calico, yer our cap'n fer now...what say you? Will ye start yer parleying now? They fear fer their fellow soldiers... *grins evilly* How much do ye think they would pay up for 'em?

[Pippin]

*A young hobbit hauls himself over the rail, then collapses out of breath on deck. He's about to hide behind a stack of crates when a shadow looms over him. He gulps, looking up guiltily. *

Hi--I mean--erm...Argh, matey?
:grin:
Pip

[Lady Melanie]

Originally posted by Reflux
we're in a port actually ;)
Whoops!
*Sees Pip climb on board, and walks over to him*
Welcome aboard matey! *she says as she helps him up.

[Elfdaughter]

Welcome aboard Pip! Ye be needing a pirate name fer yerself! Which ship be ye on? The White Shark with Calico and the rest of 'em and me?

[Cuiel Rilwen]

*a large albatross literally falls down from the sky and lands ungracefully on the deck right in front of Reds shoetips.*

Great Scott whats that! Hey Calico, be this yer pet? Better bring a herring or summat cuz iit looks starved!

*Pickes up the sloppy bird by the feet and looks inquiring at Calico.*

[Radagast]

Arrhhh... Shall we go treasure huntin' mates?

[Bonos-Girl]

i'll think i'll stay here and drink my rum...doesn;t seem too diluted to me Cal....:beer:.....lol

[Lady Melanie]

Arrrgghhh! Yes, lets go treasure hunting!!!

[Caligula]

That bird's not my pet.... however, it may soon become my meal if no one wants to take pity on that poor bird. I mean, you say what happened to Polly the Lobster....

And Shieldmadien.... you know me too well. We'll be holding the wounded British soldiers for ransom. We'll be living like kings with the money we get from selling their hides back to their government!

As it seems we are finished fighting the Brits, and just lounging around drinking rum (albiet dilluted rum, BG!), I say we hunt for treasure. Perhaps we can have a little pitstop before heading off. I know of just a place where they don't mind... um.... gentlemen of fortune such as ourselves. They serve the best food for next to nothing- it's a lot better than this pitiful looking albatross. ;)

And welcome aboard the White Shark, Pip!

[Bonos-Girl]

it's not diluted...its perfectly drinkable...i mean...er....you wont want any of course...its terribly diluted...all that seawater makes it taste gross....lol

[Caligula]

Sure... I believe you....

But good thing I always keep a flask of pure rum with me at all times. It get me liquored up twice as fast with half the drink. Now that's rum. ;)

[Lady Melanie]

*feels sorry for the bird so she gives it some fish*
Cant wait to see where this pitstop is, captain!:Pirate:

[Shieldmaiden]

Arr! Lead the way, Cap'n!

*her hard pirate heart softens when she sees the bird* Aw...such a cute little dickens...*pats it on the head* What do ye want to call it, LM? :grin:

[Pippin]

Aye, I be aboard the White Shark, and I thank ye's all fer the welcome. I dinnae know where we be, or where we're headin', but as I cannae go hame, I'd be sore glad to sail with ye.
:grin:
(How's that for my first try at pirate-speak? With the best Scottish accent I can manage, of course! Hmmm....a pirate name...how about:)


:Pirate:
Pitiless Pip

[Shieldmaiden]

Yay! Welcome aboard, Pitiless Pip! I hope ye have fun here!

[That's some great pirate-speak! Nice name, too! :thumbs:]

[Caligula]

Welcome aboard Pitiless Pip! We are sailing towards my favorite haven now- well secluded, delicious food, great rum, and entertainment throughout the night. It's just about a 2 hour sail there, but it's well worth the wait. Then after we're rested, we'll be on our way to get some booty (that is, if we didn't get any while at the little safe haven :naughty: ).

Will The Butcher and Reflux be joining us?

BTW, Pitiless Pip, I'm Calico. Captain Wil put me in charge while she's gone. If you can't remember Calico, you can call me Cal (easy to remember, seeing that my "real" name is Caligula). :Pirate:

[Pippin]

Originally posted by Caligula
BTW, Pitiless Pip, I'm Calico. Captain Wil put me in charge while she's gone. If you can't remember Calico, you can call me Cal (easy to remember, seeing that my "real" name is Caligula). :Pirate:

Hallo, there Calico--a pleasure. The cap'n willnae mind me boardin' in her absence, will she?

delicious food, great rum, and entertainment throughout the night.

Aye, sounds a right wee place to visit. This "rum"--does it come in pints?

:Pirate:
Pitiless Pip

[Nibinaraniel]

*wakes up, stretching her arms. Iron Bess Kidd had drank too much rum last night and fell asleep on deck.* Arrr, what be the matter here, eh?