Talk Like a Pirate Day

[Caligula]

Ahoy, me hearties. Mark ye calanders for the annual Talk Like a Pirate Day on September 19.

Visit this site (http://talklikeapirate.com) for more details. If ye don't, ye will walk the plank fer sure. Arrr.....

[Tirithel]

Arrrgggg...be this requirin' extra eyeliner? lol

[Caligula]

I took it as meaning just speakin like a pirate, not dressin' as one. So eyeliner be optional. ;)

[Bonos-Girl]

well...aye (see what i did there? lol) choose to believe tha' the eyeliner is (tryin to think of a pirate word for essential here....lol)

[Eowyn]

BG just yell at him like you know what your talking about and anyone will believe yer. savey?

[Mirkgirl]

Bilge! Splice the Mainbrace! Yo-ho-ho!

[Eowyn]

lol friday could be fun! :naughty:

[Mirkgirl]

Aye... we should be well prepared :guzzle:

[Eowyn]

Aye, drink up me hearties yo ho! :guzzle: entdraught

[Ice Dragoness]

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, away to drinking I will go lol :guzzle:

[Ranger]

I'll be on holiday in Blackpool the 19th, its near the sea...I wonder if I can find myself a Pirate Ship :D

[Caligula]

I've told all my friends at school.... it's going to be too fun on Friday. I wondering if I should talk like a pirate the whole day, or just with my friends and family (I'm a bit concerned about my teachers' response if I start talking 'pirate' ;) ).

[Striderfan]

Argh me matey Caligula...(sound kinda funny for a pirate to be talking about an ancient roman emperor, doesn't it! lol ;) )...keep up yer courage, t'will be fun :whoohoo:...(I should wear my PotC earrings friday, shouldn't I...hmmmm ;) )

[Caligula]

Perhaps I should make a button or some other form of identification- so others now there is a reason behind my madness. ;)

What are your POTC earrings?

[Striderfan]

Ahhhh :grin:...well, actually the idea was originally concieved and executed by Anunil (I bow at her feet for her creativity and skill with all things craft-related notworthy ;) )...we were in a restaurant where they were serving these big fancy smoothies with little skewers in the fruit at the top...skewers in the shape of little plastic cutlasses about 2 1/2 inches long that strangely looked SO INCREDIBLY Potc-ish!! :elfeek: :whoohoo: so of course Anunil proceeded to collect about 10 of them, and a week later she had spray painted 2 of them gold and made them into these awesome dangly earring!!! :elfeek: :) I liked them sooo much that she made me a matching silver set for my B-day :p...I really need to tell her about friday...she'll break out her Will Turner pin and all the rest, eh matey? ;)

[Wilwarin]

Ar, me loves PotC! So do all me mates. International Talk Like a Pirate Day sounds fun says I!

[Wilwarin]

Hey, have any of you tried the pirate name generators on their links page? When I used the first one it said my pirate name is Captain Mary Rackham. The second one said my name is Genleman Jim . . . hmm, I guess my name isn't feminine enough. Though, I haven't met many guys named Kathryn! :p

Anyway, back to talking like a pirate.

Aarr! I don't have any grog port in me bottle. Where do you keep t'store around here?

[Ilmarë]

Avast there, me proud beauties!! Talking like a pirate is a wonderful pastime. I've got all my mates doing it.... all PotC fans of course!!

[Cuiel Rilwen]

aye me mates...anyone with me on commandering a ship and set sails for the Caribbeans? Booty for all!

[Mocha]

Shiver me timbers and all that junk :p

[Wilwarin]

Aye, I be with ye! Set sail me buckos!

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Aye Captain Rackham...got a map?

[Wilwarin]

Arr, no map....but I gots me a cumpass that doesn't point North. And where it does point, there be gold!

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Hoise the sails and bring the rum!

[Wilwarin]

Aye the rum! :guzzle:

[Cuiel Rilwen]

well waddaya know he actually belches I hadn't seen that! Don't be givin him anymore he'll drink the lot!

[Caligula]

Originally posted by Cuiel Rilwen
aye me mates...anyone with me on commandering a ship and set sails for the Caribbeans? Booty for all!

One of the greatest advantages to bein' a pirate- ye get to say 'booty' all the time! ;)

And ye can't be sailin' off without just one shipmate can ye? If the booty be worth while, I be the next the one signin' up.

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Avast, buckaneers, join the crew aboard the "White Shark"! Captain Rackhams cumpass will lead to the gold, so line up mateys!:gofatty:

[Wilwarin]

Aye! Welcme aboard Caligula! Here be some rum for ye. *hands Caligula a full bottle of rum* Drink up me buckos! entdraught

[Ilmarë]

Arrrrrrrrrrr... count me in on that me buckos... and we'll all be bretheren of the Coast. Join us now... or we'll send ye to the bottom o' Davy Jones' locker!!!

[Caligula]

Arrrr, me hearties of the proud White Shark! Pass the rum around! entdraught

(Today is TLAPD's eve!! I'm getting waaay to into this!)

[Keverzwijn]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR.....uhm....aarrrr?... sry, I have a small pirate vocabulary.....rum!

[Caligula]

The most important words are- 'rum'/'grog', 'ahoy', 'maties'/'hearties' and, of course, 'arrrr'.

If ye need to brush up on your pirate vocabulary, me matey, there be a dictionary on the website.

[Keverzwijn]

Hehe, thx for the update Caligula.

[Ilmarë]

Avast me buckos!!!!
Happy International Talk Lika A Pirate Day to ye all.... now, handsomely mateys... rum for everyone!!!!!!!!

[Ice Dragoness]

Rum and grog are in my everyday vocabulary...lol

Just thought you guys might like these pirate pickup lines :grin:

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your
porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin', I'm 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a
Pirate Day is ...

1. Prepare to be boarded.

[Pil]

Ooo arr! Dere be some diiirty poyrit tawkin in dis ere thred! ;)

[Miruvor]

http://www.hpphoto.com/sessions/257801369923/23624626lg.jpg

Yo, boy, where be that link?

Awheigh the anchor mateys, this be the day!

[Cuiel Rilwen]

It's at the beginning ofcourse...yohoho and a bottle of rum! All we need now is a talking parrot...or lubster or whatever.

[Wilwarin]

Ahoy me buckos! How be thin's goin' today? We must be gettin' on with our voyage, so move smartly yah scurvies, hois' the main brace! I can feel the gold callin'.

PS. Happy TLAP Day! :thumbs:

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Aye, captain Rackham...to wherever the wind may take us! Avast me hearties, look alive now....salty seas and booty ahead!

[Reflux]

Do you land-lubbers ave any idea how hard it is to talk like a pirate a while day? yarr
avaste ye, it be hard to be sure

[Bonos-Girl]

aye...to be sure...avast....the new days on the horizon...not for much longer no..me hearties...lol

[Wilwarin]

Who are ye callin' a "land lubber"? Pirates we be, yah scurvy dog! If ye wish t' join us in our hunt for gold then grab a bottle o' grog. Otherwise, ye'll have to walk the plank . . . ;)

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Aye, can we have Reflux walk the plank even if talk-like -a-pirate-day is over and done with?!:naughty: Or maybe we'll have him swab the deck!

[Wilwarin]

Arrr, that sounds like a good idea, matey! Extend the plank!

(I'm right in the middle of designing this year's Halloween costume, and I have decided to be a pirate. So I'm still in a piratey mood, even thouth TLAP Day is over ;) )

[Shieldmaiden]

Arrr...Ahoy, mateys! Though TLAPD be gone, it still be fun to keep at it! I be known 'round these here parts as Iron Anne Bonney... Any lubber here want to disagree wi' that? rotflmao Whoo! It's hard talking like a pirate!

My friends and I were attempting to be pirates yesterday, but it turned out like our 'Shakespeare Day,' [in which everyone talks like they're from a Shakespeare play] meaning we said a few 'arrrrs...' and 'ahoys' before we ran out of sayings. Apparently the teachers knew about it too, because my old history teacher greeted us with, 'Ahoy, mateys!' It was great... lol

[Bonos-Girl]

none of our teachers knew bout it...scurvy landlubbers the lot o' 'em..

[Wilwarin]

Welcome aboard the "White Shark", Iron Anne! We be makin' a landlubber walk the plank even now.

[Caligula]

Typing like a pirate be easy enough, but talking like one? Arrrr! Yesterday, me pirate voice sounded like a mix of pirate and Irish.

I went ad-seeling yesterday (almost a worse fate than bein' keelhauled), and me friend told me I couldn't talk, lest I scare away any prospective ad buyers. Curse yearbook and those scurvy ads! Arrr!

What was the landlubber's crime? Or be we just in t'mood for some entertainment? Yo ho ho!

[Wilwarin]

His crime be darin' to call us pirates "landlubbers"! There be no greater insult, so! Do we make 'im swab the deck? Or should we keelhaul 'im? I be thinkin' though that we should make 'im walk the plank! What say ye, me hearties?

[Caligula]

Ye still be talkin' about that scurvy Reflux? Arrr! If he can pay a high enough ransom, I think we could keep him around t' swab t' decks for a couple o' years. ;)

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Aye, me got to thinking about that, be good to get out of that beastly swabbing! I vote for that, mateys...and then when that scurvy landlubber is no good for swabbing no more ye know we can deside on the plank...that is ofcourse unless he's learnt to socialice with pirates by then! Muahahaha!

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Sorry for the doubble posting...got me a pirate name and thought it best to inform me mateys that from now on I go by the handsome name of

Red Morgan Bonney!

Ye sea dogs may wanna check out these sites;

http://www.finchester.org/honest_merchants/

http://www.thomasscott.net/yarr/

http://www.users.wineasy.se/chaos.productions/buccanee.htm

[Wilwarin]

Arr, there be some good sites for pirates. And that be a handsome pirate name Red Morgan Bonney!

(I really like that picture of the dog in the first link. So cute! Ehem! I now return you to your regularly scheduled Captain Rackham.)

Arr, I agree, mateys. We should make 'im swab the deck. Then I think we should keelhaul 'im after he's of no more use. Then, after that we should maroon 'im on a desert island . . . alright, I be gettin' carried away now.

[Bonos-Girl]

that there dog is cute (erm....not sure o the pirate equivelent...lol)

avast...me name me hearties is this: Black Jenny Kidd!! arr...

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Shiver me timbers, mateys...ye be getting a wee bit carried away...that sorry Reflux hasn't peeked his nose in here, think us may have scared the sprog out of his pants!

Avast, is thar be a cook on this fine ship? Whot grub we be getting?

[Caligula]

If need be, we can always persuade a cook to join our crew.... a group of savage, hungry pirates can be very intimidating.... er.... persuasive. Arrr!

Or we can ransake and plunder one o' the many fine eating establishments in the Prancing Pony. They have plenty o' rum and food.

[Bonos-Girl]

i was just talking to reflux...trying to persuade him to come back...lol

[Wilwarin]

Arr lol so he can swab the deck. That's funny!

[Reflux]

arrr, u survy currs reckon you could ave away with me that easily!?
*draws his sword*
ave at you!

[Caligula]

Arrr! Ye thinks that ye can contend with a whole crew of pirates? Ye be sorely mistaken, ye sorry landlubber!

*draws sword and gets prepared for the epic battle sequence*

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Avast, mateys, look what I gullied...a stuffed hen! If ye'r still hungry she's up for grabs! Ye mad sea dogs...the hen is big enuf for all, put yer sabres away.....fightin is good for after meals, not before. Any grog around?

Us kinda need a pirate smiley, huh?:cool:

[Reflux]

fine
*sticks sword into the table in front of him
wheres the drink? not a meal without a drink!

[Caligula]

Arrr! Our fight will have to wait!

Good thing I always carry around a flask o' rum. It's not much, but since we be 'gentlemen', we can share for t'time bein'. Drink up, me hearties!

[Bonos-Girl]

'ere we are....a barrel of rum straight from the eatery for yas all....

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Black Jenny, 'tis a pleasure to have ye amongst our fine crew! Be it so that this establishment has good supplies of rum? Now stuff yer faces, me hearties! Exercise can wait til yer done!

[Reflux]

yo ho ho, rum is the drink of the pirates
*grabs a tankard and fills it*
yar, tis the life

[Bonos-Girl]

yar...we 'av loadsa th'stuff....drink ya full me 'earties....lol

[Wilwarin]

*Captain Rackam stumbles out of her cabin and takes a look around*
Arr, what be goin' on here? *Sees Reflux sitting at a table with the rest of the crew* Avast! The scurvy landlubber! Ye be eatin' with the enemy. *feeling hungry* ah well, ye sea dogs 'ave the right idea. Pour me a mug o' grog then. I'll 'ave some o' that there chicken.

*sends a pointed look to Reflux* Ye do know that ye be no match for a ship full o' pirates. Ye'll be swabbin' the deck after this.

[Bonos-Girl]

i'm on Luxie's side...not that we'll be able to take on a mean bunch o' pirates like yourselves on our own...but we can get a crew of brave (and crazy...) men (and women...) together and we'll be moppin up your own blood....arrr

[Reflux]

arr, you be underestimating my skills in the art of the sword fight.
I'd be able te take ye all with one-hand tied behind me back.
but yon food comes first ye landlubber

[Wilwarin]

Sorry to duble post, but I was at my local Barnes & Noble book store yesterday. They had a small display of pirate books, and above it was a sign that said "Ahoy, Mateys! September 19th is International Talk-like-a-pirate Day!" How coll is that?

[Wilwarin]

Be I understandin' the situation right? Black Jenny Kiddd is joinin' with the scurvy landlubber? Are ye turnin' traitor, matey?

[Reflux]

I be no landlubber u survy curr!
I be the most feared pirate on the seven seas!
I have mastered all sword fighting techniques including the feared kinkeh!!!

Fear me!

[Bonos-Girl]

the feared kinkeh?! lol lol

[Wilwarin]

Alright! A pirate ye be! But ye still insulted us by callin' us landlubbers. And for that ye must be punnished!

[Reflux]

hahaha
ye make me laugh so, as if one as of your creed could beat one of mine.
If it wasn't so sad it would be funny,!
yarrr, ye may still feel the icy cold of my steel blade!

[Wilwarin]

This friendly meal be over! Draw your swords men! er, ladies!

[Bonos-Girl]

avast! *Black Jenny kid swipes her sword towards Cuiel..*

[Reflux]

*draws sword slowly and deliberatly, brings it infront of him and stands there eyeing up his opponent*
do ye have any idea what you're getting yeself into ye LANDLUBBER!?

[Wilwarin]

*Captain Rackam draws her own sword and blocks the blow from Black Jenny just in time to save Red Morgan*

[Wilwarin]

Arr, this be my ship. Ye be the trespasser here, Reflux. *Captain Rackam holds her own sword out in front of her, pointed at Reflux*

[Bonos-Girl]

thats her name! lol sorry i forgot and couldn;t be bothered to look back a bit...lol lol

*Black Jenny stabs at Rackham with her own sword, turns and swipes at Red again*

[Wilwarin]

*Rackam is able to hold her own against Black Jenny* Take that ye bilge rat! :battle:

[Wilwarin]

Hmm... that doesn't really work with the shield there does it? We need a fighting pirate smilie

[Reflux]

*blocks red's attack on Black Jenny and jumps around to take a swipe at Rack*
mwaha

[Wilwarin]

That's Captain Rackam to you!

Hey, don't you know that a pirate laughs like this: Har har har har arrrr.

[Reflux]

pah!
a pirate in yon battle rage can laugh how he will!
now get ye down on ye knees and I may spare thee!

[Wilwarin]

I will not surrender me ship! Get ye down on you're knees, and we may only maroon ye on an desert island.

[Reflux]

maroon me!?!
ye will feel me cold blade through ye hart efore that day!

[Wilwarin]

*Rackam lunges at Reflux with her sword. And so the great pirate war has begun!*

[Reflux]

*ducks and sends Rackam into the mast*
*turns to face her*
that was a foolish move and now ye will ave to feel this yon blade!

[Wilwarin]

*Recovers just in time to block the thrust from Reflux's blade*

Ye'll 'ave to do better than that me bucko!

[Caligula]

*still is seated, eating chicken and drinking rum, with her feet on the table*

*burp!*

I will help you in a minute t' take down that scurvy mate Reflux, Captain Rackham..... Just as soon as I be finished eatin'.

*continues to watch the fight and eat*

[Wilwarin]

Arr matey, take you're time. I only be out numbered here.

*Rackam swings her sword, nocking the blade from Reflux's hand*

Ha HA! *points sword at Reflux's throat* Here be the end, Matey.

[Caligula]

When ye put it like that.....

*gets up, unsheaths sword, and helps Rackham corner Reflux*

Arrr, me matey, what have ye to say now?

*takes a bite of chicken and glares at Reflux*

[Wilwarin]

Arr, thank ye Caligula! (you need to get a pirate name, you know?)

*Captain Wil takes a rope and ties Reflux to the mast*

Now to take care of that scurvy traitor Black Jenny!

[Caligula]

Aye, I be thinkin' the same thing. Here's me name accordin' to a random pirate name generator: Calico Jack McGurk. Arrr! (Why McGurk? And why always a male name? Oh the humanity!)

Now that Reflux be tied up, who be the deck swabber?

Can we keelhaul the scurvy traitor? Arrr! I haven't had so much fun in years!

*resumes eating her chicken*

[Wilwarin]

Arr, which translator did you use?

Aye! Keelhaul 'er!

Give me some o' that there chicken would yah?

[Caligula]

I used this one (http://www.stupidstuff.org/main/piratename.htm). And another one I did, me name turned out to be Iron Bessie..... Arrr! I be thinkin' Calico Jack be better than Iron Bessie.

*hands Rackham the last leg of chicken and continues to eye it wistfully* Thar ye go, matey....

Where be the rope? Be it keelhaulin' time?

[Reflux]

The rope tis round me feet you foolish land-lubbers.
ye cant e'en tie someone up right, har har har.
be time for ye te leave now
*pushes Calico backwards towards edge of the ship*

[Bonos-Girl]

*black jenny returns just in time to assist Luxie (i truly am sorry....lol) push calico backwards...*

[Caligula]

Ye think ye can defeat me? Har har har! No one can beat the invincible Calico Jack!!

*when falling backward, she graps a hold of a rope connected to the mast and starts swinging around Errol Flynn style*

Yo ho ho!!

*smashes face-first into the mast and falls to the ground*

That's goin' to leave a mark!

*takes a swig of rum and is back on her feet*

Arrr! Where were we gentlemen?

[Reflux]

oi matey
nice of ya te land on the gangplank
*prods calico towards the end of the gangplank*

[Shieldmaiden]

*wakes up and stares, disoriented, at the empty bottle of grog next to her* I don't remember this! *looks up* Arr...what be goin' on now, buckos?

[Nibinaraniel]

*looks at the bottle of grog and then at her bucko.* Ahoy me beauty!

[Shieldmaiden]

*gets unsteadily up on her feet* Belay that kind o' talk, mate! I ain't your beauty... :p I belong to the sea and the sea alone... lol *draws her cutlass* Aye, but I see a skirmish up ahead... *strides to where the action is*

[Reflux]

*pulls out a throwing dagger and points at SM*

name ye side

[Shieldmaiden]

*raises her cutlass* I be Iron Anne, one 'o Captain Wil's crew! If ye don't want to feel the fury of me cutlass, I suggest ye put down yer dagger and belay this mutiny!

[Reflux]

I be defendin meself,
wen i be threatened, i will not stand idly by!!

[Shieldmaiden]

*grins* Then draw yer sword and fight instead 'o flappin' yer great jaws, lubber!

[Reflux]

*kicks out and sends calico into the sink*
*brings his sword round to point at SM*
you sure ye wanna do this?

[Shieldmaiden]

*watches him carefully*
Aye. And why not? I hate to see a good fight wasted.

[Reflux]

gd ta see someone afta me own heart.
*puts dagger back into his boot*
yarr, ave at you young warrior

[Shieldmaiden]

*parries quickly and steps around him* Hm. You're faster than ye look, eh? *ducks a swipe* So, why are ye fighting the crew, mate? What'd the captain do to ye? *tries to strike but is blocked*

[Bonos-Girl]

hmm...didn;t he just put his dagger away....am i missing something here? lol

[Reflux]

I'm still holding a sword ;)
*parries a lunge and swipes back*
I insulted ye cap'an I beleive
*ducks a swipe*
then she insulted me by tryin to tie me up
*slashes down just missing*
ye be a gd fighter

[Nala Greenleaf]

WOW so i'm not the only person who has heard of talk like a pirate day!!! guess wat!!!!!


TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY WAS ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



i just thought i would give you all a suttle hint! Savvy?? ;)

[Reflux]

wow, 666 posts, thats a milestone ;)
and happy birthday for last week :p
*ducks a swing*
er, talk later :p

[Nala Greenleaf]

Recently i've been running out of blunt and ..............oops! avast tis ma mums birthday soon and i still have to make an accord with my dad to give me some blunt to get ma mum a bit o shine!! savvy?? anyone got any advice on how to get some blunt out of your father without makin the old strapper feel the deep blackness in the heart??

[Bonos-Girl]

yep...happy birthday for last week!
*also ducks a swing* hey...i'm not even menat to be involved in this fight anymore! watch where you;re putting that sword...

[Reflux]

show him how you can squeeze blood from a stone :p

[Caligula]

Ye think ye can get rid of me that easily, Reflux? Har har har! Ye know I was an Olympic swimmer in another life, don't ye? I AM INVINCIBLE!!

*watches the fight between Shieldmaiden and Reflux*

I think SM's winning, mate. And you call yourself a pirate.... tsk, tsk, tsk.

[Reflux]

how dare ye
*grabs knife out of his boot and flings it at calico pinning him to the side of the ship*
*lunges forward and knocks SM's sword out of her hand*
never insult me fighting
*grabs some rope and ties SM to the mast*
*tightly*
*walks over to calico and puts his sword point to his neck*
ye be the object of pity
*throws him to BG to finish with*

[Bonos-Girl]

*stabs her dagger into Calico's back and walks him to the plank*
any final last words or shall i just push ye in anyways?

[Shieldmaiden]

*struggles against her bonds*

Ah, Reflux, that was a bally good skirmish, wot? *secretly tries to unsheath the small blade that's tied to her leg* I failed ye, Calico! Sorry, mate...

[Reflux]

aye
*walks to SM*
ye are worthy to know me real name

Black Rackham

*cuts SM's bonds*
I trust you hold pirates honour, not to attack me now

[Shieldmaiden]

*bows to him and drops her blade* Aye. Can I join up with you, mate? It looks as though Captain Wil's crew has seen its last day... *picks up her cutlass where it lay on the floor and puts it into its sheath*

[Reflux]

ye have made the right decision
BG! finish off wit that low-life wanna be land-lubber!

[Bonos-Girl]

*boots Calaco off the edge*

have a nice death! :p

[Shieldmaiden]

So who be the new Captain 'o this ship?

[Reflux]

SM, go round an threaten the remainder of the crew into joining, if they disagree, toss em overboard
Black Jenny, take the helm!

[Bonos-Girl]

ayeaye cap'n! ;)

[Shieldmaiden]

Aye, cap'n!

*addresses the crew*

All right, ye scurvy lot, there's a new cap'n aboard, and he's kind enough to let ye keep yer worthless lives if ye join up wi' him! Ye have but two choices: join the new crew, or get kicked off like yer ol' mate Calico! *draws her cutlass* Choose smartly, ye scum!

*one of the pirates yells 'Iron Anne, ye traitor!' at her. She casually walks by and easily pushes him overboard*

*leers at the crew* Any more swabs wanna be scuppered? *watches as the rest of them shake their heads*

*walks up to the captain, satisfied* Permission to splice the mainbrace and celebrate yer victory, Cap'n?

[Caligula]

You realize that no matter how many times I "die" I will always come back, correct? I have seen Hell....

[Reflux]

arr, ye have thy permission iron.
black Jenny
tie a rope round calico and throw em off the back, tie the other end to the mast
*smilies evily*
ye may think yeself imortal, but I can make ye regret it

[Bonos-Girl]

*binds calico and does as ordered*
there...thaht should teach ya!

[Shieldmaiden]

*taps a keg of grog* C'mon, mates! Drink up! *raises her mug* To the Captain!

[Caligula]

Really? Was that supposed to hurt? Is that threat supposed to make me scared?

[Reflux]

no, the sharks be doin that ;)
shame ye hands are tied, really tis lol

[Caligula]

Yeah too bad.... I can't drink any more rum.

But then again, you just said I was tied to the mast.... no details really. Therefore, my hands are free.

*drinks away*

[Wilwarin]

*Captain Wil comes out of her cabin, sees a mutiny in progress and draws her sword*

Avast! What be goin' on here? This be my ship! Ye scurvies have no right! SM, how could you join Reflux?! Have I not been a good captain?

*Glances over at Calico Jack* Thank's for stickin' by me, Mate.

Alright! I be drawin' the line right here! All who are still on the side of you're good 'ol Captain Wil say "Aye!", then come stand by me and draw your sword against these scurvy bilge rats!

All who wish to betray my trust and join with the landlubber Reflux, well.......I see the plank be already extended.
Don't ye be thinkin' for one minute that Captain Wil Rackam has givin' up her ship! *Wil draws her pistol and levels it at Reflux's chest. Then she glances at all her crew*

Besides, I be the only one here who knows where the gold is. If ye be wantin' a share o' it. Ye best stay loyal to me!

[Caligula]

*hiccup

You know where I stand.

Where have you been, while I've been unsuccessfully killed, tied up, and drunk enough rum to shut down about seven normal livers?

*hiccup

I can still fight.

[Bonos-Girl]

course you can Calico *prods calico gently, she being entirely drunk and unale to stand properly fqalls nicely overboard*

good bye! *waves*

[Reflux]

this be my ship now!
and if ye don' wanna see the bottom of te sea, i'd be backing down.
*pulls out a throwing knife from boot, chucks and knocks the pistol out of wil's hand*
ye scurvy dog, pulling a pistol, ye ain't got the honour to be a pirate

[Shieldmaiden]

*shrugs* Sorry, me former cap'n, but it's every lass for herself once there's a mutiny! Just tryin' to stay alive, that's all...and besides...he said I was a good fighter... *stands beside R with her sword raised*

[Caligula]

Um... right. I thought I was tied to the mast. Unless I tipped over the entire mast (in which case you are all doomed), I'm still aboard. Sorry mate. I think you need to brush up on your reading comprehension.

And who ever said that there's honor in being a pirate.... pirates kill without mercy and sell out to the highest bidder. Ah, yes.... VERY honorable.

[Bonos-Girl]

since when do us pirates do reading comprehension? lol

[Reflux]

ye were tiedt't'mast by a rope and kicked off t'aft how hard be that't'understand? :p
that way ye get dragged behind t'ship in shark infested water

[Wilwarin]

Fine, ye wants to fight with "honor" *Captian Wil draws her other sword. Now she is holding two swords, holding both of them in readiness to fight*

SM, ye joined with scurvy Reflux just because he flattered you with all praises to your fighting skills? Aye it be every lass for hersel', but this ship be not taken yet! And I be willin' to forgive ye, if ye join back with me n' fight these lubbers. 'Tis up to you Matey.

Enough talk! *Wil swings one of her swords at Reflux*

[Bonos-Girl]

*Black Jenny steps in to incercept the swings and thrusts her sword at Wil*

[Caligula]

Originally posted by Reflux
ye were tiedt't'mast by a rope and kicked off t'aft how hard be that't'understand? :p
that way ye get dragged behind t'ship in shark infested water

Well in that case....

*Calico pulls herself out of the water and falls onto the deck. She notices a huge shark biting on her leg. She repeatedly stabs the shark until it is dead.*

Shark stew anyone?


*NB: No harm actually came upon the shark. Seeing that this is a cybernetic forum, the shark was therefore also cybernetic. I do not condone the killing of helpless creatures, unless it happens to be a scurvy dog named Reflux. Thank you and good night.

[Shieldmaiden]

*sits back to rethink her life*

[Cuiel Rilwen]

*Red Morhan Bonney comes out of the galley with her dagger between her teeth.*

Whats awful racket yer makin, mates! But did I hear talk of shark stew? Now thats a proper eat for a sea dog! Give it here!

*Grabs the shark by the tail and drags it over the deck.*

Sorry 'bout the absence folks, major pc troubble!

[Wilwarin]

*Wil swings her other sword at Black Jenny*

Red Mogan! You're back! Be ye fightin' for me, or for that scurvy Reflux?

(Hope you're PC troubles are over.)

[Caligula]

Originally posted by Cuiel Rilwen
[BBut did I hear talk of shark stew? Now thats a proper eat for a sea dog! Give it here![/B]

Well, see, now my plan can't come to fruition (haha- a big word for a pirate!). I was planning on poisoning it and giving it to Reflux or Black Jenny.

*carefully puts vial of poison back in her coat pocket*

Well, at least now I can eat some.

*chows down with Red Morhan*

[Shieldmaiden]

*stands up and is about to fight for whichever side looks like it's winning, but is seized by Captain Wil's loyal crew, who then tie her up and fling her teeth first into the foulest cell on the ship*

Arr! What be the bloody idea, ye bilge rats?

*the crew yells things like, 'That's fer scuppering ol' Bootstrap!' and 'Once a turncoat, always a turncoat!' and 'You'll be dancin' wi' Jack Ketch!'*

Sink me...

[Cuiel Rilwen]

*Looks up from the plate and answeres with her mouth ful*

I be fiwtin om yew side cap'm Wil whem I be dome wif dis fime chybew shark!

*Burps deep and roling*

Lets send these scurves to Davy Jones locker, mateys!

[Wilwarin]

Arr, I be glad to heard that, Matey!

*Swings her sword to block a blow from Black Jenny*

Avast! What be goin' on there? Where you sea dogs be takin' Iron Anne? I be grantin' forgiveness if she be willin' to join back with us. Let 'er speak first. THEN ye can lock 'er up if she be pledgin' to Reflux.
What say you, Iron Anne?

*swings to block another blow from Black Jenny's sword*

[Reflux]

*swings round knocking Wil's sword flying into the mast next to Red Morgans head*
ye time is finished "captain"
BG, go free Iron Anne!
If ye give in now
*circling*
I may let you stay alive, may even let you stay aboard, the lads need a good laugh every now and then, lol

[Wilwarin]

*But Reflux forgot (some how) that Captain Wil was holding two swords. She swings back at him, norrowly missing his ear, but he is able to bring his sword up to block just in time*

I be never givin' in to the likes o' ye!
And now that I be thinkin' of it.....what ye be wantin' with me ship anyway? Don't ye have yer own?
What we really be needin' is a good British vessle to be fightin'!

[Reflux]

(I was leaving you a sword for a good ol' sword fight ;))

now if ye give me a good battle, then I may think of sparing ye life

*brings sword in front of him*

ye own choice

[Wilwarin]

*Wil holds her sword at the ready*

A good ol' sword fight then. And I may spare yer life.

[Reflux]

*starts to circle Wil*
I wonder if ye will be as good a fighter as ye crew

[Wilwarin]

*Wil turns slowly so she is always keeping Reflux in front of her*

Well why don't ye stop talkin' and find out?

[Cuiel Rilwen]

A sudden thunder of cannons splinter the sword clamour.

*Drops her plate and sticks the dagger back where it belongs, between her teeth*

Arrr sea dogs, look to yer starboard! Hostile sails approachin', looks like a frog! All hands on deck, stop yer bickering mates! We'll show them bilgerats who be the best fighters!

*Starts pulling a cannon towards the side.*

[Reflux]

this can be finished later
*jumps round and helps Morgan pull the canon to the side*

GET DOWN THE SAILS!

[Wilwarin]

*Wil puts her sword away and hollers at her crew*

Man the guns ye scurvies! Put that shark away! Get Iron Anne out of the brig. We need at the help we can get!

[Reflux]

*the water rocks as a cannonball smashes into the water a mere few metres from the ship*

Get those sails down now! I don't wanna be meeting davy Jone's this day!

the scurvy mate!
it be me old ship!
we gotta man that ship!

[Wilwarin]

Yer old ship? You mean to say ye got an old crew that dosn't take a fancy to ye anymore? Ha! I wonder why?

[Cuiel Rilwen]

The french ship comes closer, all her crew is ready and armed.

Avast, mates...prepare to board! Them lily-livered sprogs will flee when they're near enuf to see our ugly mugs! Us won't let' em have our doubloons...lets hang' em from the yardarm and give' em a taste of the cat o' nine tails!

[Reflux]

my old ship, I never sed my old crew!
they gutted em and left me to die on the open sea tha scurvy dogs!

*draws sword*

ATTACK

[Wilwarin]

Arr. Pirates we be. Be we enemies or friends. And any enemy of a pirate be an enemy of mine!

What are ye scurvy dogs watin' for?! Fire them cannons!

[Caligula]

You know, this is the second meal that has been interupted.... this has to stop. *sigh*

*Calico puts down her bowl and walks over to a cannon. She aims it in the general direction of Reflux. She fires and the cannon whizzes past Reflux head.*

Oops. Sorry mate. Didn't see you there. *wink, wink*

*Calico continues to reload the cannon and fire it, this time, aiming at the oncoming ship*

[Gwaihir]

Mateys, if I'd known a battle's been goin' on here, I'd have a-been here long before. So who's fightin' who, may I ask? Which should I join?

[Wilwarin]

Ahoy there matey! Ye should be joinin' me. I be Captain Wil Rackam, and this be my ship, the "White Shark". Scurvy Reflux here has been tryin' to take over, but we be fightin' him. Right now though we have our hands full with yon enemy ship. We'll fight Reflx later. Man a cannon, and move smartly me bucko. Time be a-wastin'.

[Shieldmaiden]

*Iron Anne has managed to sit up against a corner of her cell, but suddenly there's a loud boom and she's thrown violently back onto the floor. A few moments later, the same crew that threw her runs in and opens the cell door. She lifts her head, half afraid. One of the crew starts cutting her bonds, saying, 'Don't think we've fergiven ye fer scuppering Bootstrap. There's a battle afoot, unnerstand?'*

*starts rubbing her sore wrists, relieved* Right, then! Call a temporary truce, eh? We'll be ol' mateys again, just fer the battle? *she watches them nod, then nods back* Aye! Now, where be me blade? *runs up to the deck*

[Bonos-Girl]

no...join with us Gwaihir to beat "captain" rackham...

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Cap'n....help me get that scallywag BG and tie her to the masthead so she can't be doin anymore harm.....come on then we be swashbucklin them frogs!

[Wilwarin]

Aye Red Morgan, I be agreeing with yah. *Hands Red Morgan a rope*

Iron Anne! Ye be back. Have ye decided to join with yer old crew again? Or are ye still serving Reflux? But it don't matter now, we need to get them cannons a-firin', you can decide later.

[Bonos-Girl]

*Black jenny quickly jumped out of the way and ties red up by the rope she was hoolding herself...*

lets see you get outta that one then! lol

[Cuiel Rilwen]

*Wiggles like a mad Houdini and escapes the ropes*

"Shiver me timbers, that rope be too thick and slippery to tie anything with!"

A cannonball flies past her ear, BG barely escapes it.

"Where's the squiffy aimin' cannons at me ARRRRR!"

[Ilmarë]

*bursts thru a door... a cannonball whizzing past her ear as she ducks*

Where's the grog kept around here????

[Cuiel Rilwen]

"Ahoy matey, no time for grog now...gotta keep those sons of biscuit eaters at bay! Be reassured there will be rewards when we be done boarding Refluxes ship and the frogs have all walked the plank...ye know that barrel of rum our cap'n has got below deck!?"

[Shieldmaiden]

*waits until the other ship is close enough* Gangway mateys! Prepare to board! *holds a blade with her teeth and climbs up the rigging* Come on, buckos! Them scurvy dogs be asking for a scupperin'! *swings from a line to the deck of the other ship*

[Hey Red, are we 'related'? My pirate name's Iron Anne Bonney... :p]

[Caligula]

*steps away from her cannon, walks over to Ilmarë and slips her a flask full of rum*

*whispers* Why drink grog when you can have rum, matey? Keep it hidden and start loading that cannon!

*Calico begins to walk back to her own cannon when she sees Iron Anne. She follows her lead and boards the other ship.*

Gang way!

*starts slashing left and right, killing some, while pushing others overboard*

[Wilwarin]

*Captain Wil raises her sword and shouts above the noise of the cannons firing*

What are all ye scurvies waitin' for? Follow Calico and Iron Anne. Get over to that ship and take her crew! I be stayin' here to gaurd our ship, just incase Reflux decides to do something sneaky while we be away.

*Wil puts her sword between her teeth then fires a cannon at the other ship. The cannon ball crashes through the wood hull, sending debris in all directions*

[Shieldmaiden]

*slashes at the enemy pirates, all the while taunting them in their language* Vous lâche! Combattre comme vrai pirate! Vous crainte un femme?

[Translation: You cowards! Fight like real pirates! Do you fear a woman?...No, I don't speak French...online translators are cool!]

[Wilwarin]

lol I back translated that. "You cowards" is "You releases" lol

Anyway, back to being a pirate. Arr!

[Shieldmaiden]

Wha...? Accursed translator wronged me! Arr! *goes back to madly fighting*

[Nibinaraniel]

Ahoy, me bucko! Iron Bess Kidd has boarded this fine vessel! *notices the fight and sit quietly, not being in a fighting mood. She sips her grog slowly.*

[Caligula]

*yells at Iron Bess, while continuing to fight the Frenchies*

You can't be a good pirate without being in a fighting mood about 96% of the time you're awake. Now get your butt over here and help us out! The alternatives look grim if you don't....

[Nibinaraniel]

Arrgh! *draws her sword and lunges at the Frenchies* how's this fer a fightin' mood?

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Originally posted by Shieldmaiden
Hey Red, are we 'related'? My pirate name's Iron Anne Bonney... :p

*Looks utterly surprised and then a wide grin opens in her face.*

"Well I'll be danged if it ain't me bestbothers aunts daughter! Good to be havin' ya aboard matey!"

*Hits Iron Anne comradely between the shoulders, her dagger almost falls out from her mouth.*

"Now this be shaping up to a great battle....wheres that scurly mug of a frog captain...ain't seen him yet!!"

*Turns quickly around and barely avoids being gutted by a big frenchman, kicks his butt overboard to the sharks.*

[Ilmarë]

*trips up a couple of Frenchies... whacking them over the head with the frying pan she found below decks in the galley.... salutes Cal*

I never say no to a drop o' rum, matey! Thank 'ee.

[Wilwarin]

Hey Ilmarë, what be your pirate name? And whose side be ye on? Captain Rackam's, or Scurvy Reflux's?

*Fires another cannon, the shot brings down the French ship's mast*

Arr! Now she can't get away! Find her captain, mateys! Drag 'im out here by his ears!

[Caligula]

*looks quizically at Iron Bess's fighting techniques.... mainly just the pot*

Whatever works for you, Iron Bess! They're going to be feeling that tomorrow!!

*begins searching the French ship's cabins for the captain*

Not here, Cap'n Wil. But I did find his pet talking lobster, Polly. Can I keep him?

[Shieldmaiden]

*recovers from Red's hearty back slap* Arr! So you be me cousin, then? *grins* Who knew?

*corners a group of French pirates beneath the deck and jeers at them* Où est votre capitaine? Dites-moi ou vous serez amorce de requin!

[Translation: Where's yer captain? Tell me or you'll be shark bait! Back Translation: Is Où your captain? Say to me or you will be starter of shark! lol]

[Reflux]

*Reflux grabs a French pirate and throws her overboard*

I think you'll find its me

*drags another one and dumps him into the sea*

never
*kicks a pirate*
mess
*kicks another*
with
*stands on a pirates head pushing her face into the deck*
with me
*drop kicks the lobster overboard*

[Wilwarin]

Well, I guess that answers your question about the lobster, Calico. I don't think Reflux liked it very much.

[Radagast]

Yaaarrrh - I was told that this is the place for Pirat talk, savey?

Start loadin, cannons mate.. Ye have rats below deck, aye?
Were are we headin' of to, aye? The warmest Caribbean?

[Bonos-Girl]

yarr....but you gotta spell right in here...savvy? lol

and we arent heading anywhere in a hurry....noone's sailing this fine vessel...we're all fighting! lol

[Caligula]

*stops fighting momentarily and jumps into the ocean after Polly the Lobster*

Fine, Reflux. When I finally cook this baby up, guess who doesn't get a share?

*acts overly protective of Polly and starts fighting once again*

[Bonos-Girl]

erm....ok....if you want some you can have my share Luxie....lol

[Reflux]

I tell you what, forget the lobster :naughty:
Now, kick this riff raff into the sea
*pushes another french pirate into the sea*

[Bonos-Girl]

whats with all the french pirates? i missed that part and couldn;t be bothered to read back...lol

[Reflux]

I dunno, someone decided they were french XD

[Caligula]

Who says you get a piece of my baby lobster, BG?

*starts attacking the people who come even remotely near Polly the Lobster*

Can't a girl dream of cooking and eating her pet lobster alone?

[Someone thought of the French ship thing to stop us from fighting each other. It's working temporarily, but I have a feeling old animosities will rise after the 'French' are defeated.]]

[Bonos-Girl]

nope....that was in answer to your last question btw....lol

[Caligula]

Well then..... I guess I have to find somewhere that I can be alone with my lobster..... and a pot full of water.... and a fire.....

[Bonos-Girl]

yeah....a fire on the deck of a wooden ship may possibly be not a good idea... lol lol

[Caligula]

I'm not an idiot, you know. I won't go burning down the boat. Every ship has a cook, right? They don't seem to have much trouble keeping the flames under control. Besides, if this boat does catch on fire, then we can just hop over to our boat, and let the Frenchies burn.

[Shieldmaiden]

*watches the enemy pirates carefully* Ahoy up on the deck! Can any of ye make these scurvy dogs talk? They ain't cooperating, and I don't want to kill 'em before they tell us where their bilge rat of a cap'n is...

[Reflux]

yea, where be the bilge rat who cast me away!?

[Shieldmaiden]

Arr, Black, what do the scum look like? *turns to the French pirates* À quoi votre capitaine ressemble-t-il? Dépêchez-vous vers le haut et répondez-moi!

[Translation: What does your captain look like? Hurry up and answer me!]

[Radagast]

Arrrrrr, (()()( Takes a knife in his mouth, and grabs a robe then Radagast swings himself down to the "battlefield"()()()() No one is going anywhere, ye are all gonna get hurt there aye!!?

[Bonos-Girl]

*grabs the knife from Rada's mouth and stabs him in the stomach with it*
wow...that was easy....lol

[Radagast]

Arrrhh!!! :o verymad verymad

Ye' got some strenght in ye, poppit!
But this Pirate has some solid bones, aye! And flesh!

***Pulls out the knife... with a goofy grin... Muhahaha :wicked: :batty: :batty: :batty: :batty: **

Ye should'nt have done that, poppit...

***takes a Raw Hook and stabs BG, in her stomach...***

Do ye' want me to twist the Hook aye?..

**The wound in Radagast the Pirate's stomach has healed..**

Heya' Wait where did it go, mate?.. ()(Pulls out the hook))()( oh, sorry... Me temper went away with the wound, savy?

Grabs a robe, and swings to higher higths... "" enjoy poppit!"

[Bonos-Girl]

hey...i already killed you..no fair! lol lol

[Radagast]

The Moonlight shows us for what we really are ~ We are cursed, men.. Miss BG. We cannot be killed :batty:

[Shieldmaiden]

*is frustrated with the French pirates* Vous fils sans valeur des chiens. [You worthless sons of dogs.] *locks them in a cell* Vous devriez prier que les capitaines vous épargnent! [You better pray that the captains spare you!] *angrily climbs up on the deck* Scurvy toads.

*sees Rada under the curse* Arr! What be this? Whose side are ye on, bucko?

[Caligula]

Um.... why do we really need to find the captain? If we kill every Frenchie aboard this ship, isn't it ours? Unless we want to publically humilate and kill the captain.... well, then, that's a different story.

*hears a wounded French sailor mumble 'You silly English pig-dog. You're mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!'*

Oops....

*Calico 'accidently' sticks her sword through his chest*

Sorry, mate..... didn't see you were there.

*goes back to searching for a pot*

[Bonos-Girl]

oh christ...can;t be bothered to go through the whole curse lifting thing...so...i guess we'll just have to desert you on a desert island! lol

[Radagast]

Ye, cant get me, aye! I will kill ye... and then murder ye after that............................ lol

Wich side are ye on?... Me, aye? Hmpf... I really dont know... your side, start loadin cannons mate! there's rats on the deck!

***Shoots Bonos Girl in the stomach with a cannonball... she's blow'n through the shib and into the water... Aye!!! Ha ha ha! Beware young poppit.. ........ lol lol

(are you okay?) :thumbs:

[Reflux]

*swings his sword and lops off Rad's head*
well, it appears you've lost your head mate ;)
*drop kicks it overboard and lashes his body to the mast*
enjoy your immortality

*dives overboard and brings BG back on ship*

[Bonos-Girl]

thanks for rescuing me Luxie...its not everyday i get rescued by a hot pirate! ;) lol

[Caligula]

I'm finally finished cooking Polly the Lobster!! I knew there was a reason to kept this baby around....

*see Radagast's head floating in the water*

Aw.... that's almost kinda sad.

*Jumps into the ocean, fetches Rad's head, and begins feeding it some lobster bisque. However, she begins to notice that the bisque is going nowhere after it passes through Rad's throat, except onto the deck.*

Sorry mate. I tried. I guess that's more soup for me.

*takes a few bites of the delicious lobster bisque, then takes a few stabs at some nearby French sailors*

[Nibinaraniel]

*appears again with the captain's head...* This be yer cap'n, ye scurvy dogs? *grins eviliy* Pray tell, me lads, pray tell. Ye may wind up like yer cap'n if ye don't..... *tosses the head on the floor in front of the captives and looks at her fellow shipmates* Well, mateys, are we bearing the Jolly Roger? If not, maybe I should kill them all.....

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Great Scott who's cap'ns head is it? The frogs or ours?

While you've been fightin' these bilgerats I be fightin' runtime error and such...it's not good form for a pirate I tel ya! What's the score? Any of that lubster left matey?

[Radagast]

Radagasts head starts biting Caligula... Get another name you lousy Pirate!!! Yarrr!!

Radagast's body quickly finds the head.. thanks Body.. Yarrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!! I see nothing but death for ye Reflux.. Quickly Radagast takes a pistol, and some other stuff and grabs Reflux, throws him into the water.. Radagast jumps after him, he takes a robe and ties it around Relfux arms.. after that Reflux is tied to the Anker... Radagast starts to viciously stabbing Reflux with a knife.. **Yes Blood, let the Sharks take you to hell and Beyond"""'** Radagast now stabbs randomly around he cannot see because of the blood... Radagast stabbs Reflux in his heart, and when he pulls out the knife, the heart is still on the knife.. This one is mine I see... **** Swims to the surface... after pulling the robe around reflux neck and binding him to a huge rock at the bottom of the ocean... *** At the surface the ship starts to sail again... and the ship is sailing but not that far the anker with Reflux is stopping the ship.. but then a pop sound... He he he.. there goes his head aye!!!! """**** Looks at the heart... I think we have dinner here!!!.. Want a bite of your hot Pirate, BG?............. Afterwards this commercial was rated PG 45... this commcercial was brought to you by.. The Heart Transplant Factory.. you get 1 dollar.. for every heart you deliver...

[Bonos-Girl]

ok....scary....
*BG grabs the heart...dives down after Luxie and does an emergency opration after calming and taming the sharks around them...*

[Reflux]

thanks
*jumps back out onto the deck carrying BG*
*walks up to Rad, brings back his fist and smashes it into his face breaking Rad's nose and cheek bone*
*spits in his face, grabs a cannonball and rams it into his unmentionables with a satisfying crunch*

next time, try it on someone else

*pulls Rad round to a cannon, puts a cannonball in followed my a lot of gunpowder and Rad's head, body still attached*

miss BG, light the cannon

*BG lights the cannon*

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Originally posted by Radagast
Radagasts head starts biting Caligula... Get another name you lousy Pirate!!! Yarrr!!

Radagast's body quickly finds the head.. thanks Body.. Radagast starts to viciously stabbing Reflux with a knife.. **Yes Blood, let the Sharks take you to hell and Beyond"""'** Radagast now stabbs randomly around he cannot see because of the blood... Radagast stabbs Reflux in his heart, and when he pulls out the knife, the heart is still on the knife.. This one is mine I see

There there darling...just let yer frustrations out it'll be better soon.:hyper:

[Radagast]

He he.. Ye right... My emotions went crazy.. I wont let it happen again.. I guess its "boiled over feelings" lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

[Bonos-Girl]

bye bye rada! :p :wave: lol lol

[Wilwarin]

Hey Calico, can I have some of yer lobster? I haven't eatin' in days.

[Bonos-Girl]

and? thats yer own fault ye scurvy...oh...hang on...its not my food..yeah...take Calico's food...;) lol

[Wilwarin]

It aint me fault! We haven't had a decent cook on this ship in ages!

[Reflux]

wat about scurvy nick?
no wait, you ate him XD

[Radagast]

Yarr... reflux me mate, thats what I call a realy Pirate.. Ye sure know how to make a mate feel welcome... Cheer's Pirate"!!""" Ha ha ha ha!! lol lol

[Caligula]

Originally posted by Radagast
Radagasts head starts biting Caligula... Get another name you lousy Pirate!!! Yarrr!!

Ah.... the ignorance of others.... this is what keeps me alive, I swear. If you had taken the time to actually look back at the thread and actually read what others have posted, you'd notice that my name is Calico. Why do you think I've been referring to myself as Calico.... hmmm.... that's a toughie.....

And you better watch out for your limbs, mate. After this lobster bisque is finished, I'm going to need some meat for my next meal.... cannibalism isn't beyond pirates, you know. And you won't be getting back whatever I take, where it's going. Your emotions won't be the only thing 'boiling over'.

*hands some lobster bisque to Wil*

I haven't resorted to cannibalism yet, mate, not to worry.

[Radagast]

Yaarrrr Ye a tuff Pirate Calico ha ha lol

I had feasted me eyes on the Ship over there.. what a beauty...

Whats the name of this ship````??)`)

[Caligula]

The French ship we are on now? Or the one that we sailed up on?

The French ship- it used to be Reflux's (or at least, so he claims ;) ), so you'd better ask him the original name.

Our ship- the White Shark.

And now that your head is reattached, would you like to try some of the lobster bisque now? Polly was a good lobster....

[Bonos-Girl]

our ship had a name? lol i don;t remember that....

and why eat lobster but not Rada? its still meat...

[Radagast]

Which ship am I on right now, laddys?

[Bonos-Girl]

the french one whihc may or may not have a name...:p

[Radagast]

the mysterious ship.... lol

[Bonos-Girl]

yeah...well...all we know is it's french....:p

[Radagast]

lol okay.. **Radagast starts building his own ship***