The Three Word Game!

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going to fall

[Elleth]

on the floor

[Adunauriel]

, and break again.

[Elfdaughter]

And it did.

[Hobbit]

He was so

[Elfdaughter]

cross that he

[Hobbit]

cried for three

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small cherry tarts

[Aragornfan]

but they didn't

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seem to turn

[Hobbit]

out good, so

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he began not

[Adunauriel]

to worry about

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all the problems

[Hobbit]

that he coused...

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so he climbed

[Ithilraen]

the beard of

[Togo Bleecker]

saruman, giggling silently

[Aragornfan]

to himself while

[Silverleaf]

he thought of

[Ithilraen]

monkies wearing blue

[Hobbit]

baseballcaps. Then he...

[Little Devil]

suddenly decided to

[Adunauriel]

pull out some

[Frodo's Love]

bottles filled with

[Mocha]

cream and went

[Frodo's Love]

to push the

[legolastheawesome]

huge spotted cow

[Hobbit]

on the back...

[Galadhrim]

of a truck

[Silverleaf]

and drive it

[Little Devil]

to the edge

[Silverleaf]

of a cliff

[Little Devil]

Just then came

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a huge snowball

[Silverleaf]

rolling quickly towards

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the bottom of

[Silverleaf]

the hill, hitting

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everything in it's

[Silverleaf]

path, knocking down

[legolastheawesome]

frodo who could

[Silverleaf]

not believe that

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sam was still

[Silverleaf]

standing there, holding

[legolastheawesome]

an ice cream

[Silverleaf]

cone and laughing

[legolastheawesome]

his head off

[Silverleaf]

and pointing at

[Frodo's Love]

Frodo who was

[legolastheawesome]

horrified at Sam

[Little Devil]

for hitting poor

[legolastheawesome]

helpless baby mouse

[Hobbit]

with a huge...

[Silverleaf]

mallet. So Frodo

[Frodo's Love]

felt a little

[Hobbit]

angry and he

[Silverleaf]

pushed Sam into

[Frodo's Love]

a very deep

[Silverleaf]

gully, where he

[Frodo's Love]

found out that

[Silverleaf]

he was stuck.

[Frodo's Love]

"What do I

[Hobbit]

do now mr.

[Frodo's Love]

Baggins?" Sam muttered

[A! Elbereth]

miserably. Frodo looked

[Hobbit]

down and he

[A! Elbereth]

frowned, saying, "I'm

[Frodo's Love]

ashamed because of

[Hobbit]

what I did

[Frodo's Love]

and I will

[Hobbit]

try to make

[A! Elbereth]

amends, all right?"

[Frodo's Love]

Sam looked up,

[A! Elbereth]

albeit pouty, and

[Hobbit]

he asked: Can

[A! Elbereth]

you promise not

[Frodo's Love]

to stare like

[Hobbit]

you're doing right

[A! Elbereth]

now." Frodo agreed

[Frodo's Love]

, thinking: "But I

[Silverleaf]

can't help it,

[Hobbit]

it's just something...

[Galadhrim]

I have to

[Silverleaf]

do, Sam is

[Adunauriel]

so cute he

[Silverleaf]

has that little

[Tirithel]

belly that jiggles
(hee hee hee...)

[Silverleaf]

like a bowlful

[Tirithel]

of hobbit jelly

(OK that was too close to the Santa Rhyme for me. I just couln't think of anything else. Wah!)

[Elleth]

so he decided

[Tirithel]

to go on
(I hope someone picks up on this...funny funny funny!)

[Elleth]

a diet and

[Silverleaf]

threw away all

[Tirithel]

of his pickles

( hey I'm goin for comedic variation..it's kinda late here...brain is mush...uh oh...)

[Frodo's Love]

. Sam then decided

[Hobbit]

that he had

[Frodo's Love]

to do something

[Little Devil]

very important with

[Hobbit]

his very famous

[Frodo's Love]

ears. Frodo looked

[Hobbit]

down on Sam

[Frodo's Love]

and took a

[Hobbit]

look at his

[Tirithel]

very greasy hair

[Silverleaf]

and said, "Sam,

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you need to wash

[Adunauriel]

your hair more

[Silverleaf]

I have some

[legolastheawesome]

new shampoo that

[Rumil]

Legolas has recommended

:chef:

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so it seemed

[Silverleaf]

that Sam would

[Adunauriel]

be the one

[Elleth]

to have a

[Silverleaf]

fresh new hairdo

[Tirithel]

like Legolas's wig

( I couldn't resist- that was brilliant, Rumil! lol)

[Frodo's Love]

. Frodo tested the

[Elfdaughter]

shampoo on Galadriel,

[Frodo's Love]

and his eyes

[Elfdaughter]

popped out as

[Frodo's Love]

Galadriel began to

[Aragornfan]

shrink down to

[Frodo's Love]

his toes and

[Silverleaf]

shouted at him,

[Tirithel]

"You've shrunk me!"

[TheRingBearer]

Now just before

[Adunauriel]

she totally disappeared

[Tirithel]

Sam smooshed a

[Little Devil]

giant hairy ent

[Silverleaf]

on her head

[Frodo's Love]

and the effect

[Tirithel]

made her dance

[Elfdaughter]

round in circles

[Frodo's Love]

and singing a

[Elfdaughter]

strange song like

[Aranel]

some pop band

[Hobbit]

did in the

[Elfdaughter]

Seventies.

'Seventies?'Sam

[Frodo's Love]

squealed and run

[Hobbit]

and he felt

[Frodo's Love]

a weird urge

[Hobbit]

to just let

[Frodo's Love]

Frodo alone with

[Silverleaf]

Galadriel, because Frodo

[Frodo's Love]

began to change

[Hobbit]

into a big

[Adunauriel]

hairy beast at

[Ithilraen]

the rate of

[Mocha]

ten to twenty

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and nothing to

[Tirithel]

do but sniff

[Elfdaughter]

Sam's bottom.
"Oh..

[Gwaihir]

...my poor old

[Frodo's Love]

Gaffer would have

[Silverleaf]

a fit, if

[Adunauriel]

he knew what

[Frodo's Love]

became of the

[Hobbit]

fosterson of that

[legolastheawesome]

new person down

[Tirithel]

under the hill

[Elfdaughter]

in the Barrow

[Aranel]

Downs, which were

[Elfdaughter]

full of strange

[Frodo's Love]

and ancient dark

[Hobbit]

ghosts and they

[Frodo's Love]

giggled mischievously when

[Hobbit]

they made up

[Frodo's Love]

their minds to

[Hobbit]

do something rather

[Frodo's Love]

tricky. It turned

[Hobbit]

out to be

[Frodo's Love]

a very sarcastic

[Hobbit]

and not to

[Elfdaughter]

scary movie making

[legolastheawesome]

business that seemed

[Hobbit]

to upset some

[Frodo's Love]

trolls who lurked

[Hobbit]

out of the

[Frodo's Love]

trees that surrounded

[Hobbit]

the forest where

[Tirithel]

the hobbits scratched

[Gwaihir]

madly at the

[Little Devil]

ground trying to

[Hobbit]

escape the evil..

[Togo Bleecker]

clutches of horror

[Frodo's Love]

but there was

[Tirithel]

something squishy in

[Hobbit]

the way they

[Frodo's Love]

cuddled together at

[Hobbit]

the sight of

[TheRingBearer]

the big shape

[Amithrellas]

the drooling mouths

[Little Devil]

was advancing on

[Tirithel]

of our heroes (that last sentence was way messed up...oh well! :) )

[Hobbit]

while they were

[Amithrellas]

tying their tunics

[TheRingBearer]

whilst trying to

[Amithrellas]

compose their courage

[Elleth]

so they could

[Gwaihir]

at least try

[Amithrellas]

to finish their

[Tirithel]

mushy old sock

(sock is used as an adjective here- just clarifying my intent!)

[Gwaihir]

dinner but they

[TheRingBearer]

couldn't quite swallow

[Hobbit]

the old cake

[Frodo's Love]

because there was

[Hobbit]

a problem with

[Little Devil]

the green icing

[Togo Bleecker]

, it was actually

[Amithrellas]

orc drool that

[Hobbit]

some orc lost

[Tirithel]

as he sneezed

[Little Devil]

because of the

[TheRingBearer]

mordor dust swirling

[Tirithel]

through the air

[Gwaihir]

like dark clouds

[Hobbit]

of crebain from

[Little Devil]

Isengard, sent by

[Tirithel]

Saruman, the cunning

[Hobbit]

wizard who wears

[TheRingBearer]

spotty pink pyjamas

[Tirithel]

lol lol lol

with fuzzy feetses

[Hobbit]

and not to

[Elril Galia]

forget his floppy

[Celebrían]

ears which look

[Tirithel]

so fabulous with

[Hobbit]

his silver beard.

[TheRingBearer]

However, poor Gandalf

[Aranel]

was really jealous

[Celebrían]

of his large

[Aranel]

fluffy slippers, so

[Celebrían]

he went out

[Aranel]

and got a

[Hobbit]

pair of great

[Elril Galia]

magic staff called

[Celebrían]

the mighty great

[Evenstar]

magic staff of

[Hobbit]

the mighty great

[Celebrían]

Middle Earth realm.

[Tirithel]

"Called the Mighty Great Magic Staff of the Mighty Great Middle Earth Realm." lol Sounds like something outta Mel Brooks...

The staff had

[Celebrían]

lol Oh man......

a big jewel

[Tirithel]

shaped like a

[Aranel]

banana, which was

[Samwise2]

Yellow and Yummy

[Aranel]

even though it

[Hobbit]

lacked a kind

[Aranel]

heart, being a

[Samwise2]

Rare thing to

[Hobbit]

eat as it

[Tirithel]

was perched on