The Three Word Game!

[Kwijibo]

OK, this game is usually fun, even is the result can be ... odd :grin:
The aim is to sorta write a story, only posting 3 words at a time, like this:

Fred the Elf
ate a squirrel.
He got heart-burn
which was painful

You can also change the end of the previous bit if nessesary:

Sam saw a
(an) Oliphant on the
cold mountain top
(top.) He was really

So I'll start off ...
George the Hobbit

[Nessa]

became quite hungry

[Kwijibo]

after three years

[Nessa]

of guzzling ale

[Illuvatar]

He found potatos

[A! Elbereth]

in a field

[Nessa]

and decided to

[Illuvatar]

find a carrot

[Catz]

and a trout.......:trout:

(first condoms, now carrots.....tsk, tsk, tsk........) :elfeek: ;) lol
:catz:

[Nessa]

:elfeek: lol

and make soup.

[Illuvatar]

tsk tsk Catz.......:blush:

But he forgot

[A! Elbereth]

to add mushrooms

[Black Rider]

he almost died

[Nessa]

of mushroom depravation.

[Catz]

but he didnt...
:catz:

[Galadriel]

instead he went

[Lady Arien]

on an adventure

[Catz]

to seek his....
:catz:

[A! Elbereth]

because his friend

[Lady Arien]

(enough with the condom thing already, Catz:nono: )

Sorry El...Catz got there before you....

manhood, which unfortunately

[Illuvatar]

he couldn't because

[A! Elbereth]

there was no

[Lurtz]

eew i could put something really nast right here...but i'll be a good boy...

one at home

[A! Elbereth]

haha never though of that!!!! lol roflmao

So he decided

[Black Rider]

to travel south

[Galadriel]

To the forest

[A! Elbereth]

to find the

[Lady Arien]

last shreds of

[Catz]

decency and honour....

yes m'Lady....i shall not mention latex prophylactics again....promise lol

[Naurind]

of his people

[Wilwarin]

He came upon...

[Nessa]

a hobbit lass

[Lady Arien]

who had large

[Nessa]

:o

feet. George was

[Black Rider]

very excited when

[Illuvatar]

he so lost

[A! Elbereth]

train of thought

[Black Rider]

wait, what? we all sound like jar-jar binks "mesa lost! whatsa mesa gonna do?"

[A! Elbereth]

the posts before me were confusing so I did the best I could do

[Illuvatar]

My bad.....:blush:

I replied whilst others were replying and threw it all out of whack! lol

Let's pick back up with.....

feet. George was

very excited when

[Galadriel]

along came a

[Ilmarë]

big hairy spider

[Nessa]

with fangs and

[Ilmarë]

a shopping list

[Illuvatar]

with a desire

[Nessa]

for hobbit flesh!

[A! Elbereth]

It turned around

[Nessa the Dancer]

and sat down

[Illuvatar]

not knowing that

[Black Rider]

behind him was

[Nessa]

a fiery balrog

[Black Rider]

so he picked

[Nessa the Dancer]

the spider swooned

[Galadriel]

and then it

[Wilwarin]

Fell down dead

[Lady Arien]

Now, I don't

[A! Elbereth]

have a sword

[Naurind]

, said poor George.

[Catz]

but i do...
:catz:

[A! Elbereth]

said one of

[Naurind]

the little spiders

[A! Elbereth]

George turned frightened

[Naurind]

as something lurched

[A! Elbereth]

towards his feet

[Lady Arien]

and tried to

[Nessa]

bite his toes!

[Illuvatar]

AHHH, he said

[A! Elbereth]

While Stomping it

[Illuvatar]

but it bit

[A! Elbereth]

his little nose!

(this is starting to rhyme! Has anyone else noticed it?) lol lol

[Goldilocks]

into his flesh.

[Goldilocks]

Damn girl, you just beat me! Okay resuming where you left off:

but it bit

his little nose.

"Ouch!" he cried,

[Naurind]

"I have no

[Illuvatar]

body here to

[Nessa]

put a bandage

[Illuvatar]

so I'd better

[A! Elbereth]

make something to

[Illuvatar]

stop the flow

[Goldilocks]

of gushing blood."

[Nessa]

He made a

[A! Elbereth]

bandage made out

[Illuvatar]

of lembas wrap

[Nessa]

and his suspenders.

[A! Elbereth]

Once applied, he

[Nessa]

decided to go

[A! Elbereth]

over a mountain

[Illuvatar]

to see the

[Lady Arien]

beginning of the

[A! Elbereth]

treasures of the

[Illuvatar]

dwarf kings who

[Lady Arien]

had never made

[Goldilocks]

any for him.

[Illuvatar]

But he really

[Lurtz]

wanted to seek

[Naurind]

for a feather

[Illuvatar]

but eagles are

[Naurind]

not common around

[Black Rider]

so instead he

[A! Elbereth]

wanted some ale

[Nessa the Dancer]

to forget his

[A! Elbereth]

wound and troubles.

[Lady Arien]

But then suddenly

[Illuvatar]

came from behind

[Black Rider]

a posessed squirrel

[Illuvatar]

all hyped up

[Black Rider]

and ready to

[Nessa]

strike! George unsheathed

[Black Rider]

his butterknife and

[Nessa]

gave a shout

[Lurtz]

and th'demon left

(lol had to keep to the three words

[Nessa]

and the squirrel

[Black Rider]

cried, "help! my

[A! Elbereth]

precious is gone!

(sry couldnt resist)

[I Luv Legolas]

and then the

[I Luv Legolas]

squirrel bit georges
:angry:

[Lady Arien]

right under his

[Lurtz]

throat. He started

[I Luv Legolas]

dying because he

[Galadriel]

didn't have his

[Lurtz]

mithril throat mail

[A! Elbereth]

When all o'sudden

[Nessa the Dancer]

his wound healed

[A! Elbereth]

"Whew" he said

[Nessa the Dancer]

'That was lucky'

[A! Elbereth]

Then another Hobbit...

[Nessa the Dancer]

Stabbed him again

[Illuvatar]

right in the

[Nessa the Dancer]

(steady on!)

eye, and it

[Ilmarë]

hurt a lot!

[A! Elbereth]

This hobbit's name,

[Kwijibo]

:) I guess this was a success then ... :)

The story so far (enjoy :D )...
George the Hobbit became very hungry after guzzling ale. He found potatoes in a field and decided to find a carrot and make soup. But he forgot to add mushrooms. He nearly died of mushroom deprivation, but he didn't. Instead he went on an adventure to seek his manhood, which unfortunately he couldn't because there was no one at home. So he decided to travel south to the forest to find the last shreds of decency and honour of his people. He came upon a Hobbit lass who had large feet. George was very excited when along came a big hairy spider with fans and a shopping list with a desire for Hobbit flesh! It turned around and sat down not knowing that behind him was a fiery Balrog (so it picked). The spider swooned and then it fell down dead.
'Now, I don't have a sword,' said poor George.
'But I do,' said one of the little spiders.
George turned, frightened, as something lurched towards his feet and tried to bite his toes.
'AHHH!' he said, while stomping it, but it bit his little nose!
'Ouch!,' he cried. 'I have no body here to put a bandage, so I'd better make something to stop the flow of gushing blood,'
He made a bandage made out of lembas wrap and his suspenders. Once applied, he decided to go over a mountain to see the beginning of the treasures of the Dwarf Kings who had never made any for him. But he really wanted to seek for a feather but Eagles are not common around so instead he wanted some ale to forget his wound and troubles. But then suddenly came from behind a possessed squirrel all hyped up and ready to strike! George unsheathed his butterknife and gave a shout and th'demon left (dodgy, Lurtz!) and the squirrel cried,
'Help! My Precious is gone!'
And then the squirrel bit George right under his throat. He started dying because he didn't have his mithril throat mail. When all o'sudden (dodgy again!) he wound healed!
'Whew!' he said. 'That was lucky,'
Then another Hobbit stabbed him again, right in the eye and it hurt a lot! this Hobbit's name ...

was Sid. He

[Lady Arien]

wished for a

[A! Elbereth]

victory unlike any

[Pippins-Girlo]

other hobbit has

[A! Elbereth]

Stabbing fellow hobbits

[Nessa]

became a hobby

[Pippins-Girlo]

until one day

[Lurtz]

when george's eye

[Nessa]

made him realize

[Pippins-Girlo]

he's dumb for

[Nessa]

killing his kinsman.

[Pippins-Girlo]

Then he said

[Naurind]

"I wish I

[Nessa the Dancer]

had never started

[Kwijibo]

adventuring. I want

[Nessa the Dancer]

to go home

[Pippins-Girlo]

Because, I want

[A! Elbereth]

to stop murdering

[Pippins-Girlo]

everything in sight.

[Lurtz]

although i do

[A! Elbereth]

think squirrels are.... :o

[I Luv Legolas]

roflmao

[I Luv Legolas]

really cute animals

[Pippins-Girlo]

Ooops cyber_chic_14, Elbereth said it first. So let's go with her's. Sorry

quite annoying, though.

[A! Elbereth]

wait which one am I going with? cyber_chic did it right...

oh well

While searching for

[Pippins-Girlo]

Yeah, cyberchic beat me. We're going with hers. lol I like your better than mine anyways. lol Anyway, continuing...
a delightful meal

[A! Elbereth]

he saw a

[Pippins-Girlo]

DEAD SQUIRRELL! He

[A! Elbereth]

"Squirrel sounds appetizing"

[Nessa the Dancer]

he said licking

[Illuvatar]

his lips which

[A! Elbereth]

disturbed the squirrel lol

[I Luv Legolas]

who then went

[I Luv Legolas]

in search for

[A! Elbereth]

a delicious acorn. lol

[Illuvatar]

But he forgot

[I Luv Legolas]

he was allergic

[I Luv Legolas]

to the acorn

[I Luv Legolas]

so he had
to settle on
goerge the hobbit!

[Lurtz]

being dismayed at

[A! Elbereth]

this horrible thought,

[I Luv Legolas]

he took the

[Nessa the Dancer]

unfotunate hobbit to

[Lurtz]

his painful doom!lol roflmao lol

[Nessa the Dancer]

(Oh you are so cruel!)

But he survied!

[Polly Sandybanks]

and danced all

[Lurtz]

through the night

[Polly Sandybanks]

with Tom Bombadil.

[Lurtz]

and the balrog

[Bramblerose Bunce]

while the squirrel

[Galadriel]

ate some nuts

[HobbitFriend]

and sat by

[I Luv Legolas]

a peaceful lake

[Lurtz]

which the balrog

[Nessa the Dancer]

had danced on

[Polly Sandybanks]

with Tom Bombadil.

[Nessa the Dancer]

that steamy night

[Polly Sandybanks]

in November. And..

[I Luv Legolas]

the next morning.....

[Lurtz]

it was dried

[Polly Sandybanks]

and had turned

[Lurtz]

into a giant

[Nessa the Dancer]

statue of Lurtz

(Arhhhh! *shudders*)

[A! Elbereth]

Its ugliness spread

[I Luv Legolas]

allover the land
(a little cheating to fit in 3 words....)

[Lurtz]

when lurstatue lived!!!!!!!!:sneezy: :flamer:

[Black Rider]

In the spring

[Polly Sandybanks]

it was a

[Illuvatar]

very bright morning

[Catz]

and the banana

[Illuvatar]

looked very good

[Catz]

in spite of

[Illuvatar]

all the rotten

[Bramblerose Bunce]

flies on it.

[Galadriel]

So it was

[Illuvatar]

now time to

[Lurtz]

see lurtz live!

[Illuvatar]

Not wanting to

[Black Rider]

upset the flies

[jennbo]

for smoked sausage

[Lurtz]

but lurtz upset

[Nessa the Dancer]

the flies and

[Catz]

they all flew

[Nessa the Dancer]

all around his

[Polly Sandybanks]

giant ugly head.

[Catz]

so he opened

[Polly Sandybanks]

his ugly mouth

[Catz]

and all of

[Polly Sandybanks]

the flies flew

[Catz]

right on in

[Lurtz]

and were eaten. lol

[Nessa the Dancer]

'Yuck'! spluttered Lurtz

[Bramblerose Bunce]

"What disgusting flies!"

[Lurtz]

And Lurtz spit

[Black Rider]

onto Legolas's head

[Little Devil]

'O my hair!'

[Lurtz]

wailed legolas greenleaf

[Illuvatar]

who had just

[Black Rider]

conditioned and moisturized

[I Luv Legolas]

his blonde hair

[Lurtz]

which was ruined.mecry

[Mirkgirl]

And then Gimli

[Polly Sandybanks]

took out a

[Nessa the Dancer]

very strange bottle

[Polly Sandybanks]

and held it

[Bramblerose Bunce]

over Legolas's head

[Lady Arien]

and dared him

[A! Elbereth]

To let it

[Black Rider]

spill all over

[Illuvatar]

Legolas, who just

[Lurtz]

rewashed his hair

[Black Rider]

using Herbal Essences

[Lady Arien]

and a bit

[Mirkgirl]

of special elven

[Lurtz]

stuff. after that,

[Black Rider]

Lurtz decided to

[Polly Sandybanks]

run back to

[Illuvatar]

his mommy was

[Little Devil]

getting very drunk

[Black Rider]

and starting to