Finish the sentence

[Morgothian]

Ok ill start off with saying a sentence and then you finish it and then make a new one. example

"The man jumped high cause he though he could fly"

and then you would say like

As the green flies flew over him
ok heres the begining sentence.

"In the town where I was born"

[Lady Melanie]

A new game!!!
:whoohoo: :whoohoo:
ummm...

many people lived happily until

[Morgothian]

The evil hamster came to kill us

[Nala Greenleaf]

but i stood on it and it died *muhahahaha* :flamer:

[Luthien Tinuviel]

and now its ghost

[Morgothian]

came to haunt us forever

but we got our guns and

[Nala Greenleaf]

shot it to death!!!!............................

but then remembered that ghostd cant die. :(

[Lady Melanie]

We all ran inside to retrieve our ghostbuster kits and ...

[Pil]

a giant marshmallow ate the ghost hamster....

[Ice Dragoness]

Then we all ate the marshmellow, got sick and spewed up everywhere

[Nala Greenleaf]

we all spewed to the point that we were swimming in it!!

ewwwwwwwwww

[Nibinaraniel]

And then the hamster was reincarnated

[Luthien Tinuviel]

as an evil gerbil...

[Lady Melanie]

and we all had to grab our weapons and ....

[Reflux]

try to kill it again, but it

[Morgothian]

turned into jello and disapeared So we

[Miruvor]

set loose a swarm of ants to track it down. Unfortunately, the ants

[Lady Melanie]

saw a mountain of sugar and did not track the ghost down so...

[Morgothian]

I ate some tuna and jumped off my roof but I

[Lady Luthien]

was so fat I fell through the ground into China and saw an elephant that

[Morgothian]

Spit on me and chased me through the jungle

So I grabed a snickers bar and

[Lady Luthien]

shoved it up my nose so hard that it

[Morgothian]

turned into root beer

by then the Elephant gave up and

[Lady Melanie]

turned and chased after a mouse

[Nibinaraniel]

who in turn ran up my pant leg

[Lady Melanie]

and scared the **** out of me!!!

[Morgothian]

So I drank another 40 and

[Lady Cele]

fell and bumped my head on

[Lady Melanie]

a stone lying nearby and ...

[Nala Greenleaf]

wet myself

[Morgothian]

So I put on some old faded jeans and went to the store

On the way I found a huge

[Lady Melanie]

pink mushroom growing outside

[Lady Cele]

Gimli's front door so I

[Lady Melanie]

cut a piece off and ate it. Suddenly i began to feel ...

[Nibinaraniel]

high as a kite, so I just might

[Lady Cele]

float along on a cloud until

[Lady Melanie]

I meet the sandman

[Nibinaraniel]

who will through sand in my eyes

[Lady Cele]

but luckily he missed and hit the person

[Lady Melanie]

who was standing behind me

[Morgothian]

The Old man got scared and flew away

as he did so I steped on a

[Nibinaraniel]

flying cow which

[Lady Cele]

laughed and shot milk out of her nose all over the

[Lady Melanie]

jacket that I was carrying, so i

[Nibinaraniel]

threw it on the cow's head while laughing like

[Lady Melanie]

lunatic, so come men in white suits appeared out of nowhere and

[Nibinaraniel]

put me in a straight jacket, all the while

[Lady Melanie]

the flying cow flew off into the air

[Lady Cele]

with GImli sitting on its back holding onto

[Nibinaraniel]

its cow bell singing

[Lady Cele]

"When the Elfs come marching home, hurray hurray".....at the top of his lungs and then he

[Lady Melanie]

sang "Moria, oh Moria, how I wish to look upon the"

[Morgothian]

Evil Klown who likes to

[Lady Melanie]

beat hobbits up

[Lady Cele]

but ends up getting beat up by a crazed Elf instead who

[Ice Dragoness]

cried like a baby because

[Lady Cele]

his hair got mussed and his clothes were

[Luthien Tinuviel]

just slightly too pink, but the Elf told him

[Lady Melanie]

to go and find new clothes in the

[Luthien Tinuviel]

Gap of Rohan, which is really not a store, it's a

[Lady Cele]

Horse soldier with his pants unzipped

[Telumehtar]

with a nosehair fetish
~Telu :flamer:

[Luthien Tinuviel]

Who told Gimli to...

(it was Gimli we were talking about, right?? lol)

[Lady Melanie]

go and get some food for

[Luthien Tinuviel]

the ugly man with the nose-hair.
So Gimli then

[Lady Cele]

got mad and stomped off muttering all the while about bossy Elfs who

[Lady Melanie]

can't do anything for themselves. Meanwhile....

[Nala Greenleaf]

I was running around for no apparent reason and hit a..........

[Inwë Carnesîr]

giant ent with holding a...

[Lady Melanie]

orc in his gaint hand, squeezing it until

[Lady Cele]

it turned blue and

[Luthien Tinuviel]

exploded!!
After seeing this,

[Mánalinya]

I began to laugh. When all of a sudden

[Morgothian]

A flying Hamster of doom threw a coconut at me So I

[Lady Cele]

flung my elven cloak over my head and pretended to be a rock but

[Nala Greenleaf]

i was a second too late and the coconut hit me and i became unconsious(sp?)
soon i woke to find myself....................

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

on and island in the...

[Inwë Carnesîr]

Caribean,And as I awoke I looked up and saw a...

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

a big dragon with.....

[Luthien Tinuviel]

a big pile of treasure, and

[Nala Greenleaf]

it chased after me when suddenly!!!!!.........

[Inwë Carnesîr]

a bag of Christmas/Hannukah (sp?) *sorry I'm not Jewish!* presents which he....

[Nala Greenleaf]

dropped landed right on top of...........

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

the white city. meanwhile...

[Lady Cele]

Gimli got the heck out of dodge because the King was returning...lol

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

to the place were elves.....

[Nala Greenleaf]

ran around completely...........

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

bemused by silly people in...

[Luthien Tinuviel]

the circus!!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

So gimili resorted to taking

[Telumehtar]

off all his clothes and nancing in the sand naked while
~Telu :flamer:

[Luthien Tinuviel]

an Elf walked up and announced he was on Candid Camera.

[Inwë Carnesîr]

Then he started sobbing,and randomly lit on fire

[Ohtarien]

the hair of the Elf next to him, who then

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

started to jump up and down muttering something about his dream coming true. Then a boring

[Nala Greenleaf]

Hobbit burst out with...

[Lady Cele]

a bad rendition of "Stairway to Valinor" and started to dance on the

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

evil gerbils...

[Nala Greenleaf]

which attacked everyone with their lazer - vision

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

swiming trunks. made by the........

[Lady Melanie]

fashion designers of the shire who

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

eat rotten tomates from the elvish..........

[Lady Melanie]

cook who came alive from the hobbit and who also specialises in...

[Nala Greenleaf]

combustion lembas. Then...

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Two swords expolded in a cloud of.....

[Lady Melanie]

Gandalf's fireworks which took the form of a dragon which

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

gobbled up the sea of many

[Telumehtar]

decaf coffee, spraying all of the
~Telu :flamer:

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fish with mustard from the

[Nala Greenleaf]

good a old english chippy (fish and chip shop)

[Lady Melanie]

all over poor leggy who

[Pearl Took]

jumped from the glittery

[Nala Greenleaf]

cloud he was standin on to a

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

large band of theaters....

[Nala Greenleaf]

which exploded underneath him...........

[Lady Melanie]

causing havoc all over the city and...

[Telumehtar]

upsetting all the well-to-do elves in the area and causing elrond to
~Telu :flamer:

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

play football for...

[Lady Melanie]

Manchester United and everyone pitched up to watch him

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

but he died right in the middle of the game, because...

[Lady Cele]

he saw Arwen kissing Leggy under the bleachers

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

and tried to warn aragorn, when

[Lady Melanie]

suddenly a fire breathing dragon spurted flames

[Luthien Tinuviel]

of green fire at

[Lady Melanie]

Leggy and Arwen who jumped apart and then...

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fell onto elrond wich in turn killed him and

[Lady Cele]

was quickly brought back to life by mother-in-law Galadriel who blew magic smoke up his nose

[Lady Melanie]

making him choke and spit out

[Lady Cele]

then he jumped up and said

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

"I wanted to die you idiot elf!!!" then killed

[Lady Melanie]

Arwen, whos blood splattered everywhere. Then Elrond pitched up and

[Lady Cele]

tried to put Arwen back together again like a puzzle but

[Luthien Tinuviel]

it didn't work so he

[Glorfindel]

sat down and started to eat, but

[Lady Melanie]

then he realised that his daughter was dead. Meanwhile everyone else was cheering for

[Elegant Elf]

Pippin and Merry's drinking song. Once they finished the song they

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

started to do a strip tease for

[Lady Melanie]

LM and Di!!!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

LM & Di threw merry of the table so that it was just pippin there when...

[Lady Cele]

Gandalf burst in, whacked Merry with his staff and told him to get up because

[Lady Melanie]

he had just set a whole lot of fireworks off

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

and they had taken most of pippins abandoned garments into the sky.

[Lady Melanie]

(this is sooo funny)
Then Merry changed into Dom and gave LM and Di that bad boy look and
(oh, i love it when he looks like a bad boy)

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

lol saved the day by giving pippin some...

[Lady Cele]

Wizard robes to wear which only made Gandalf

[squirrel]

naked and he really didn't like that so he

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

took them back so dom gave pippin

[Glorfindel]

a dvd with the adventures of the teletubbies, but Pippin

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

looked at dom and said "thats not funny, you...

[Glorfindel]

are a true Fool of a Brandybuck. And do you know what I do with

[squirrel]

big cheesedoodle!" which really upset Dom because he had a very traumatic childhood experience

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

when people used to call him huge cheesedoodle because

[squirrel]

he almost choked on one once and that was

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

to much for him to handle so he had a complete breakdown and

[Lady Melanie]

then was really scared whenever he saw a cheesedoodle and

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

left pippin alone fo such a terrible insult which left pippin

[Luthien Tinuviel]

almost sorta kinda remorseful, but

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

he grabbed some clothes from mel who then screamed....

[Lady Melanie]

"I LOVE YOU PIP!!!!"

[Lady Cele]

and went racing off into the night to

[*Arwen*Evenstar*]

get a snack but ran into a giant,

[Inwë Carnesîr]

that pooped right in front of him

[Lady Melanie]

and picked him up and placed him on the

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

mountain across the road while she went to get some clothes in the

[Lady Melanie]

tailor shop which just happened to be there but ...

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

when they turned the corner to it but it dissapeared when they left to go to

[Lady Melanie]

the mcdonalds because they were starving ....

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

but that disapeared too...

[Lady Melanie]

because a wizard had cast a vanishing spell on

[Samwise2]

all the bad food and made a feast appear for all to eat until they where full

[Lady Cele]

of mushrooms and ale but then

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

a hoard of evil hamsters atacked us

[Samwise2]

and ate all the mushrooms and drank the ale and ate everything that was in the cuboard and fridge leaving nothing for us to eat

[Lady Cele]

so we hollered for our mommies

[Samwise2]

who came and chased the hamster away with their broom and hot water and them took us all to Mc Donalds

[Lady Melanie]

for hamburgers and milkshakes but

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

we decided to pay because they where allready so kind, so they

[Lady Melanie]

got really annoyed and refused to take us to

[Samwise2]

the circus , but we all said we where sorry and explianed to them that they had been so nice to us that we felt we should give them a treat

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

but they were really stubborn so they stomped

[Lady Melanie]

on all the popcorn we bought at the circus and refused to

[Nala Greenleaf]

dance so..........

[Elfdaughter]

we ran away, leaving them behind

[Lady Melanie]

to grow old until they became zombies that

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

joined the orcs in the rampage too

[Lady Melanie]

and tried to take over all of middle earth until...

[Elfdaughter]

Gandalf the White reappeared, and challenged them all to a duel....

[Lady Melanie]

which in the end with the help of the last alliance Gandalf ...

[Elfdaughter]

won, and all the zombies were cast into the abyss...

[Lady Melanie]

which closed in around them and trapped them in the earth for

[Samwise2]

a long time, they had to suffer great hardship and pain for all the trouble they had caused on the earth

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

of great softness, so it wasn't that bad for

[Lady Melanie]

the well being of the fellowship of the ring who...

[Samwise2]

where able to get on with their lives in peace and harmony

[Lady Melanie]

until one day a great threat appeared on middle earth which...

[Samwise2]

no one expected, it came as a great shock as all the people of middle earth had live for so long in peace they where not ready for such a thing to appear.

[Lady Melanie]

This evil was sooooooo evil that noone could....

[Samwise2]

stand to look at it, everytime someone tryed ,it hurt their eyes and they had to turn away

[Lady Ashley]

. It was a giant bunny rabbit with nasty, pointy teeth! It scared.....

[Samwise2]

Everyone into hiding and they would only come out when the rabbit was a sleep. So samwise called a meeting of all the men of the shire, "we have to get word to King Elessar that we are in need of his help , now who will do this for the shire " said sam

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

but then he got stood on by the rabbit and every-one died includeing the rabbit which commited suicide because

[Ice Dragoness]

It didnt mean to stand on everyone so it sat down and cried then the next thing that happened was....

[Samwise2]

Its tears spilt on all the dead people and they started to move , there was something about the tear's of the rabbit that made it possible for this to happen.
Once sam regained his feet he walked up to the rabbit and spoke to it , only to find out that it came from the same place as the elves and other creatures like that . and sam remembered what Gandaff said "not all tears are an evil " so the tear's of the rabbit was the tears of love and loyalty .

[Erebwen Cristaer]

Then King Elessar showed up and knighted the rabbit and

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Then killed it because

[My Preciousss]

it touched his sword.
But suddenly, the bunny came back to life, unzipped its suit....to reveal...

[Erebwen Cristaer]

Arwen, but it wasn't really Arwen because...

[My Preciousss]

she was a tomboy!!!! and Arwen is not a tomboy, so "technically" she wasn't Arwen. Then this new tomboy Arwen ran up and down the forest, screaming, "I AM NOT MY SELF!". And then......

[LegolasGreenleaf]

Aragorn fainted. And then...

___________________________
proud member of Orli's army

[Samwise2]

He came to some days later only to discover he had been hit with a arrow that contained a sleeping drug that cause him to see arwen as she was when she was running around yelling, he was very happy to find this out, he then went back to sleep and slept a peaceful sleep that he had not had for a long time .