You know you're a Tolkien fan if...

[Wilwarin]

You know you're a Tolkien fan if ...

You throw your wedding ring in the fire to see if it has Elvish writing on it.

You put Rogain on your feet to appear more hobbitish.

You can't leave your house without first turning to your friend and saying "It's a dangerous busines, going out your door...

[Lady Ashley]

You know you're a Tolkien fan if...

...you completely hate Peter Jackson because he didn't do something correctly in the films.

...you buy a sword and give it an Elvish name.

...you give yourself an Elvish name.

...you call somebdoy an Orc in Evlish. ("You stinking yrch!")

[Tinwë]

...You print out the entire movie script, and act every bit of it out with your friend.


.....Your friend tries to steal your One Ring (from the book marks)away from you and you try to bite her finger off for it.

...You buy the bookmarks with the one ring on it, and put it on a chain, and keep it hidden under your shirt, and whenever it accidently comes out, you look around scared, and quickly hide it.


(and yes, I have done all of these lol )

[Nessa]

lol

You know you're a Tolkien fan if....

The most cutting insult you can think of is "Foul Dwimmerlaik!"

You want to hug every short round person you see.....

Whenever you hear the horn of Semi truck you leap to your feet and exclaim, "Boromir's in trouble!" (Or maybe thats just me....)

[Lady Ashley]

...if you memorize every single Tolkien book known to the world of literature.

....if you buy a porcupine and name him Sauron. (hehehe I'm thinking those nasty spikes on his armor!)

[Magickcello]

You know if you are a tolkien fan if you try to break up a group of people (that are a lot taller then you ) who are arguing by yelling "I will take the ring!"
You know if you are a tolkien fan if you are thinking of having kids with rhyming names......Fred son of Ned.....

[Sindarin]

You know you're a Tolkien fan if:

You address everyone you love by the name of "Precious".

[A! Elbereth]

You are a tolkien fan if.....

You quote something from the book that has any relation to what you are doing at the moment

(I actually do that all the time... it annoys everyone)lol Especially, "Its a dangerous business, going out your door...."

[Rosie Gamgee]

...if your Promise Ring is a duplicate of The Three.


:elfqueen: Three Rings for the Elven Kings

[Nessa]

Hi Rosie! :wave:

.... if nearly everything you see brings a Tolkien quote, theme, or character to mind.

.... if you took hang a cheap plastic 'One Ring' on your most expensive silver chain... and actually wear it... (guilty)

[A! Elbereth]

...when you see something related to Tolkien in stores, you abruptly stop, making the crowd run into you (guilty of that m'self)

[Wilwarin]

...You know the names of Elrond's sons, AND how to tell them appart.

...You can name all thirteen of Sam and Rosie's kids.

...You know Legolas's age.

[Sindarin]

You know you're a Tolkien fan...

...when you deliberatly stand in front of people and block their way while shouting "You shall not pass!"

[Sindarin]

You know you're a Tolkien fan...

...when you know Elvish.

"Auta i lome!"

[Sindarin]

You know you're a Tolkien fan...

...when you start eating like a Hobbit.

(Two breakfasts, two dinners, and a whole lot in between. :beer: )

[Pippins-Girlo]

You know you're a Tolkien fan...

... when every time you see a firework you yell out, "BILBO, WATCH OUT FOR THE DRAGON."
and you'll know if someone else is a Tolkien fan if they reply...
... "Nonsense, there hasn't been a dragon here for ages."

[Catz]

when your method of finding lost children is bellowing"Find the halflings, Find the halflings....." at the top of your lungs....
:catz:

[Illuvatar]

You KNOW your a Tolkien fan if...

You and a couple of friends develop a Tolkien web site, and you obsess on it for months at a time! (okay ALWAYS :p)

You sweet talk your wife in to going the FOTR premier at midnight, just to see it before the rest of the nation and knowing full well that you will be knackered for sure the next day.

You cheer at you favourite parts of the movie, no matter how many times you've seen it, and it doesn't matter if your the only one in the theatre cheering!

Either the movie or the website just happens to come up in any conversation that you have will just about anybody!

The only literature you have read over the course of at least the last three years, has been written by The Professor.

You wear your LOTR t-shirt to work when you know your not supposed to.

EVERY casual Friday is another excuse to wear another FOTR t-shirt!

You are willing to stand in line for HOURS...just to get a book signed by a Hobbit and PJ, or to get a CD signed by a wizard!

Okay...I think I qualify as a Tokien Fan/Freak as I am guilty guilty guilty of ALL of the above and more! lol

[Pil]

Nessa...i did the ring thing too...:blush:

...when you shout random quotes to break a silence...on a long car journey for example...i personally like using "Cast it into the fire!" :flamer:

[Wilwarin]

Originally posted by Sindarin
You know you're a Tolkien fan...

...when you know Elvish.

"Auta i lome!"


Hey Sindarin I know Elvish too!


"The dusk is passing"

You're the first person I have ever met that knows Elvish besides me!

I eleni silrildë hi dú.

[Wilwarin]

When you go see the movie in the theater and after it is over you are in the restroom and you begin talking like Gollum ("My Presssiousss") because it sounds really cool with the echo efect (and you don't care who hears you).

(Guilty!)

[A! Elbereth]

(Pil, I am very guilty of that one! lol)

- When someone says,"ahh" from getting cut, you have to add in,"Still sharp"

(Did that to my mom yesterday - the look she gave me was enough to scare an Orc!)

- While you watch FOTR, (having a stupid grin on your face) you mouth every line and yelp in the movie, causing your family to give you strange, annoyed looks

(also guilty)

[Pippins-Girlo]

I'm guilty too. My brother's get annoyed when I actually say the lines out loud. They often tell me to Shut Up! But I don't care. Annything for self assurance. I know the whole movie by Heart!!!! lol

[A! Elbereth]

I also know it by heart! So I you are definetly a Tolkien fan if:

You know the entire FOTR movie by heart!

[Sindarin]

You know you're a Tolkien fan...

...if you kill a common house spider and then exclaim to your friends that you just defeated Shelob.

[Sindarin]

You know you're a Tolkien fan...

...if you all of a sudden show up unexpectadly at an anonymous stranger's front door and say that you're "looking for someone to share in an adventure."

[Lady Arien]

Ah Catz....you inspire me....

YKYATFI....

You start shouting "This will be the death of the halflings" when your kids do something to REALLY p*** you off!

(Actually...mine just laugh at me.....)

[Sindarin]

You know you're a Tolkien fan...

...if you attempt to forsee things by looking into a bowl of water.

[Pippins-Girlo]

Nice one Sindarin!!! That gives me an idea...

[Pil]

Are we talking about the toilet here? lol roflmao lol

[Sindarin]

Only when I'm drunk. lol

I've been playing the LOTR drinking game far too much. :)

:beer:

I think I saw the Grey Havens in there last night. roflmao

[Pippins-Girlo]

I don't know what I saw in my toilet bowl... lol

[Sindarin]

Sometimes, I don't want to know.

:naughty:

[Sindarin]

You know you're a Tolkien fan...

...when you celebrate your wedding anniversary by saying "The ring...it's getting heavier."

[Catz]

believe me, you guys....nobody wants to know.....:elfeek:
:catz:

[Sindarin]

lol

[Wilwarin]

Originally posted by A! Elbereth
I also know it by heart! So I you are definetly a Tolkien fan if:

You know the entire FOTR movie by heart!


I really must be a Tolkien fan then!

Once I quoted the ENTIRE movie all the way through, every single line, in order, with the voices. When ever I tell people that they look at me very strangly! :p



You know you're a Tolkien fan ...

... when you make nine snow men in your yard in the winter. Three tall ones and five short ones.

[Catz]

Originally posted by Wilwarin
Once I quoted the ENTIRE movie all the way through, every single line, in order, with the voices. When ever I tell people that they look at me very strangly! :p


Really????:rolleyes: :naughty: ;)

Cant possibly see why....lol roflmao roflmao lol
btw...i cant talk....i say all the lines whan i watch the movie :blush: roflmao roflmao
:catz:

[Wilwarin]

Total truth! I'll slap myself with a Trout if I'm lying.

I don't know why I did it either, I guess I just wanted to see if I could. :p

[A! Elbereth]

Wilwarin: I am now thinking of trying the snow thing, and I also can quote the whole movie (or did I already say that?) I can even remember the orc yells and Gimli's strange 'ha's

[Pippins-Girlo]

Yeah I can only say the lines if I'm watching the movie, too.

[Pippins-Girlo]

You know you're a true Tolkien fan...
...If you have a user name on this website. Or else why would all you guys be on this website if you don't like the Lord of the Rings?

[Smaug the Smog]

You know you're a true Tolkien fan...
...if you talk about Tolkein of the
ZeldaFan Message Boards (http://www.zeldafan.net/forums/cgi/ultimatebb.cgi). (guilty)

[Lady Ashley]

LOL you know you're a Tolkien fan if you convince someone to test-drive a Kia car just to get you a free copy of LOTR...*guilty*

[Magickcello]

You know your a tolkien fan if you stare into your bird bath trying to see things that were, things that are, and things that have not yet come to pass!!!

[Pippins-Girlo]

I wish I had a bird bath, I'd try and try till my face falls in the water!!!

[Wilwarin]

You know you're a Tolkien fan when...

... you've been the center of a heated debate against non-Tolkien fans about the TRUE author of the "Cat and the Fiddle".

[Sindarin]

You know you're a Tolkien fan...

...if you attempt to make juice from trees.

[A! Elbereth]

You know you're a Tolkien fan if:

....You try to make your own form of ent-draught out of various ingredients in your household

[Sindarin]

You know you're a Tolkien fan...

...if you saw "The Fellowship of the Ring" 20 times at the cinema.

*Guilty of this one I'm afraid* :elfeek:

[Magickcello]

I love this one...
You know if you are a tolkien fan if you run around the woods shouting "Ho Tombadil!" and giving stragers plenty of food and protection from evil oak trees......

[Sindarin]

lol

[Magickcello]

You know your a tolkien fan if....
when no cops are around, you put an extra burst of speed on your car and shout "Noro lim Asfaloth! Noro lim!"
Hopefully no one is in the car with you
*guilty*

[Sindarin]

I should try that. lol

[Magickcello]

lol It's quite fun really lol

[Illuvatar]

Yok know your a Tolkien Fan if..

You go to a Goth Concert and start pointing out to your wife people in the crowd that look like chracters from FOTR.

*guilty* - Tonight we saw, Samwise, Gandalf, Frodo, Legolas, Arwen, Aragorn and Galadriel. And even a bouncer that looked like Gimli! Twas lots of fun! lol

[Pil]

U know when you enter a competition to win lotr furniture 20 times...oh the insanity... :blush:

[Magickcello]

furniture? lol
You know you r a tolkien fan when you try to stop a group of people all a lot taller then you from shouting at each other by yelling out "I will take the ring!!!!!" (I think I already said this one)
You know you r a tolkien fan when your boss tells you to deliver a package to someone. You say "I will take the thing, though I do not know the way." :blush: I might have done something like that....

[Sindarin]

You know you're a Tolkien fan...

...if you're counting down the days until TTT is released in theatres.

*I think we're all guilty of this one*

[Magickcello]

*are you kidding??? Ive been counting the release of the fellowship ever since december!!* :blush:

[Sindarin]

As have I. lol

[ArwenLiz]

You know you're a fan when:

You can write fluently in the Tengwar....oh so guilty.

You were so mad about how freaky Galadriel looked that you spent your entire 15th birthday party trying to draw her the way she should have looked!...why must I be a perfectionist.

You can say Galadriel's opening 5 min. sequence perfectly in sync with her.

You're playing badminton and arguing over who's turn it is and you blurt out, "just give me the ring."

Your friend has just said how scared she is of your obsession with LOTR and you reply, "We are all afraid. But to let that fear drive us to destroy what little hope we have - don't you see? That is madness."...and then your friend gives in and says, "There is no other way."

[A! Elbereth]

Originally posted by ArwenLiz
You know you're a fan when:

You can write fluently in the Tengwar....oh so guilty.

hahaha! I can too! I always write in Tengwar and no one knows what I am writing! Cursive Tengwar is my fav. tho...

[Sindarin]

You know you're a Tolkien fan...

...if you talk to moths.

[Magickcello]

You know your a tolkien fan if.....
when the weather man says smog is coming in from the east you say "nonsense, there hasnt been a dragon in these parts for over a thousand years!"

[hydra]

Originally posted by Sindarin
You know you're a Tolkien fan...

...if you talk to moths.

lol

You know you're a Tolkien fan...

...when you get paranoid and thought you saw gollum in the corner of your eyes then vanishes when look at the direction suddenly...

:o :o :o

[Sindarin]

Seriously, that would freak me out! :elfeek:

[hydra]

i know especially during night time, it's freaky :elfeek:

[Black Rider]

you know you're a Tolkien fan if...

...you can somehow relate every theme discussed in your history class to a theme, event, character, etc. in Tolkien's works. (same for lit as well)

...every time you hear some good advice you say, "now that's a Gandalfian piece of logic if i ever heard any!"

[Daughter of Finarfin]

You know you're a Tolkien fan if...

You are convinced your three month old nephew is the secret offspring of your sister and an elf because he has pointy ears and is very fair in the face.

You try to teach above mentioned nephew Quenya so he can speak elvish as a first language.

(If you are from the US) When the nine miners were stuck in that mine in Pennsylvania your first thought was that they needed to get out soon because they were trapped with a balrog.

When the PA governor kept saying the phrase "nine for nine" You kept thinking "Nine walkers for the Nine riders that are evil"

When your little brother stole your prop "One Ring" you attacked him saying, "There is only one Lord of the Ring and he does not share power"


Sorry these aren't that funny, but I have done all of these.

[Magickcello]

OMG! I thought I saw gollum once....right after I saw it the 5th time, it was night and I thought I saw him out of the corner of my eye! lol I thought I was mad....

[Sindarin]

Now I don't want to sleep in the dark! lol

[Pil]

Aw! *pil cuddles up next to sindarin to keep him....safe* :naughty:

[Pil]

You know you're a Tolkein fan if u suddenly shout "Get off the road!" when you should really remember that it was a car horn and not a nazgul screech! :blush:

[Magickcello]

EVERYBODY LOOK! Pil and Sindarin gettin it on!!! :o :nono:
ok sorry
You know your a tolkien fan if......
when your land lord comes to inspect your apartment to make sure it is "clean" you shout
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

[Elanor of Lorien]

Man, I am so jealous! I want to learn Elvish! I want to write Tengwar! Waaaaaa! *sob *sob And, I even tried to do that test drive a Kia thing but my dad said, "Na...."

.....if you ask for second breakfast

.

[A! Elbereth]

Just download Tengwar on your computer and memorize it! Pm and I'll show you the site to get it, and where there is a Sindarin/Quenya Online dictionary. Its quite helpful.

If.....

You try to find a recipe for Lembas ;)

[Sindarin]

You know you're a Tolkien fan...

...if you wear a decorative One Ring on your
finger, and then ask people is they can see you.

[Wilwarin]

I am meeting so many people on these boards who know Elvish! How fun is that! For so long I thought I was the only one!


You know you're a Tokien fan if you start a thread on an internet forum where you translate peoples names into Elvish for them.

I actually did this! (not on this forum) Over 15 pages and over 60 names translated. It was quite fun!

[Magickcello]

You know your a tolkien fan if you pull and pull with all your strength on the tips of your ears to try to make them "pointy"
uhhh........I havent done this........*looks away whistling*

[Mirkgirl]

You keep a copy of the Silm under your pillow (well did it accidentally :blush: )

[Magickcello]

you did that too mirk??? lol (I did it on accident, too)
You know your a tolkien fan if.....
you insist on calling your best friend sam even though his name is thomas

[Sindarin]

You know you're a Tolkien fan...

...if you go on holiday aboard a pleasure cruise and ask the Captain if the ship will be making a stop at the Grey Havens.

[Magickcello]

lol
you know your a tolkien fan when you here the words "the ring" any time you automatically shout "it must be cast back into the firey chasm in whence it came!"

[Sindarin]

You know you're a Tolkien fan...

...if you bring fireworks to every birthday party you're invited to.

[Mirkgirl]

You lock yourself outside and sit on the doormate explaining to everyone that you're thinking... the neighbours finally call a locksmith. The only thing that saves you from the psychodoctors they thought to call are the presents you give to the entire block on your birthdays.

So such incidents aren't as rare as I thought, Magic ;)

[Catz]

you know youre a Tolkien fan if you....
insist on wandering about the house muttering "myyyyy prrrreeecioussssss....." and freaking people out lol lol guilty....and ive got a cold so it makes the voice even freakierroflmao
if you insist on spouting large chunks of the Profs bio at the least provocation guilty.....see what youve done to me Fatty?????heheheh
also...if you insist on shoving your version of the profs bio under everyones nose to read, whether or not theyre interested!!!:elfeek: ;) :cool: waaaaay guilty:blush:
:catz:

[Magickcello]

lol Mirk I woke up with a headache and an indent in my head......
you know your a tokien fan if you scream "MUST HAVE OURRR PRESSIOUSSSS!!!!!" when someone takes the remote from you
*oh so guilty-but they should have know! I was watching LOTR!!*

[Magickcello]

Elbereth-thats cool! could you pm me and tell me the name of the site too? :)
I have been trying to learn elvish from the back of the silm...not to easy!

[Elanor of Lorien]

...you memorize the entire movie script, then quote it just to annoy your brother and sister.

[Magickcello]

errrmmm....well not on PURPOSE!
you know your a tolkien fan if when you run a meeting at your buisness for a "pep talk" you make sure to always include the words...."scattered, divided, leaderless"

[Wilwarin]

Oh, WAY giulty!!

... When you visit one of America's National Caves, such as Carlsbad or Mommoth Caves, and you are convinced you saw Gollum's eyes glowing up ahead. (This I have done.)

(Of course I also thought I heard orks coming from behind, and me and the other people in the group I went with were each a character from LotR. I was Legolas.)

Then you really know your a Tolkien fan when you can go through the enire tour of the cave and not really see much becasue you are too bussy playing your charcater! (Also giulty!)

[Wilwarin]

Way giulty on the annoying your brother and sister thing. (I didn't specify did I?)

[Magickcello]

You know your a tolkien fan if you pick up a ring on the street, then automatically get freaked out and through it into the nearest sewer :blush:

[Magickcello]

You know your a tolkien fan if you look up tolkien in the dictionary-HE ISENT THERE!!

[Smaug the Smog]

...If you are all alone in your pool, waiting for your dad to come in with you, and reciting lines from FOTR. (guilty)

...If you play the Card Game, Watch the movie, and recite the lines along with the movie. (guilty again)

[Mirkgirl]

Your Favorites consist almost exclusively of Tolkien-connected sites

[Magickcello]

*marjorly guillty*
You consider elvish to be a real languge...........but isnt it?

[Black Rider]

you know you're a Tolkien fan if...

... you have at least one, most likely two or three, folders in your "favourites" section devoted to Tolkien-related sites

... and they are the largest ones there

[Pil]

...if you fill up nearly all your school folders...be them chemistry, geography or i.t....with pics of leggy lushness... *pil hangs head in shame*

p.s. I DID THE DICTIONARY THING TOO! :blush: :blush: :blush: lol

[Tillia_hobbitlass]

You know when your a Tolkin fan when,
-Your best friend is drowning (or at lest fakeing it) and all you can say is "Sam you can't swim......"
(Umm yes I have....)

Sam: :rolls eyes: Oh Tilly.......
~Tilly

[Sindarin]

I have had the same cave experiences also. except I was in Wales at the time. :)

[Sindarin]

You know you're a Tolkien fan...

...if you've petitioned to legalize the use of marijuana by saying that weed's legal in Middle Earth.

[Fatty]

You know you're a Tolkien fan...

........if you stay off work to upload some images of Frodo :-)

and don't blame me Catz :-)

[Fatty]

You know you're a Tolkien fan...

...if you press the <c> button on your computer over 16000 times in a row...........don't ask!

[Catz]

why not?:naughty: ;) lol im intrigued now;) the things you people get up to.....:o lol
And ok i admit it....it wasnt your fault Fatty (almost done BTW heheh)
You know youre a Tolkien fan when.....a friend is telling you about a movie with absolutely NO connection to LOTR or Tolkien, and you catch yourself thinking "that didnt happen in the book!!!"
Arrrrggghhhh:rolleyes: roflmao lol
:catz:

[Lady Ashley]

You know you're a Tolkien fan when you correct someone on pronnunciation..."You say it's LiNGolas?! You nut! It's NOT that. Even the movie says it better than you...and one knows how much I prefer the book..."

[Sindarin]

You know you're a Tolkien fan...

...if you enjoy travelling to volcano's while on holiday. :flamer:

[Lady Ashley]

You know you're a Tolkien fan when you visit a volcano on holiday and attempt to go inside to throw your replica One Ring inside, convinced it's evil.

[Pil]

I intend to do such a thing when in newzealand! HAZAH! veryahppy

P.S. was the <c> thing about the pictures your putting up fatty? :(

[Arwen, Elven Princes]

You know your a Tolkien fan if...

During a movie at the thearter you go to the bathroom and while in there recite lines from LOTR. (hehe guitly)

While doing your hair and make-up you talk to yourself about LOTR and make up funny things that a character might say, and listen to the soundtrack at the same time, (When don't I do that?)
If you play the Card Game, Watch the movie, and recite the lines along with the movie. (guilty again)
Were both probably guilty of that one...

Arwen, Elven Princess

[Black Rider]

this just happened to me:
you know you're a Tolkien fan if...
... when you go babysitting, you take all te blocks and build a seven leveled structure and claim it's Minas Tirith

... you go to a school dance and gel your hair into "Elrond knots" as a fashion statement

[Mirkgirl]

When you meet someone the first time you first ask whether he or she likes Tolkien

(Thank god I don't)

[Smaugger]

...you are talking about the office's network and you say by pure accident (in gollum talk) "officesesessss" (guilty)

...you are playing "Star Wars Episode 1 Racer", put on the super booster and say "Noro lim, Asfaloth, noro lim!" (guilty again)

[Kwijibo]

Entmoot did this, they got about 26 pages of replies. Sorry of some-one's already done this:

You build a treehouse in the tree in your garden.
You invite 8 of your close friends to your tree house.
You give your close friends the following presents, a torch, a box of MiracleGro, 3 belts, a bird shaped brooch, that plastic bow and arrow you used to play with when you were a kid and a lock of you hair.
You don't let them leave until at least two of them look in your bird bath.
You pack them off with some boat tickets, some string and a few bags of crisps.

[Lady Ashley]

roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao lol lol lol lol :p :p

[Princess Greenleaf]

You know you're a tolkien fan if you...

Don't eat Mellon because it means 'friend' in Elvish.

You throw your wedding ring in the fire hoping to see runes.

I had a whole list of these, but I don't know where it went...

[Lady Arien]

You know you're a Tolkien fan.....

When you and your family are at a company picnic, in a large. woodsy, national park, and, while you are walking down a bridle path, enjoying the scenery, a service truck comes driving up behind you, and your husband says "I think we should get off the road" and you think he's just playing around, and then he YELLS, in earnest "Everybody get off the road!!!", and drags you off the road with him, toward a sheltering tree......leaving the driver and the passenger of the truck staring after you with VERY puzzled looks......

[Ghâsh]

When You mention Gollum in school & cause the whole class (including the teacher) to hiss "Presssssciousssssss!".

When Your little brother ticks you off, you chase after him shrieking & snarling "Skia Gah! skai gah!".

If your learning both elvish & orcish languages.

If you stay up till 3:00 AM to watch the video for the 13th time.

(I'm guitly of all these) lol

[Princess Greenleaf]

I'm guilty of calling my little brother a 'yrch'...

[Lady Ashley]

Ooh, I've called people at scholl yrchs...hehehehehehe

[Smaug the Smog]

What's a "yrch"?

[Little Devil]

I think it's the elf way to say orc. ( someone correct me if I'm wrong)

[Princess Greenleaf]

Rightio Little Devil...it's Elvish for Orc...Legolas says it all the time in the book, but not in the movie...hmm...

[Eowyn]

right well now I have a way to insult my sister without her understanding woo hoo!

[Illuvatar]

Okay...You know your a Tolkien fan if....

You sit on the back of your car smoking and trying to have smoke ring competitions with your wife. ie Bilbo & Gandalf *guilty*

You snag a marble from one of your kids, carry it around in your pocket, and when your at work, you hold it in your hand and pretend it's a Palantir and try and see what your wife is doing at home! lol (also guilty!)

[Eowyn]

wow did you give the marble back? I'm assuming it didn't work.

ok you know you're a tolkien fan if you
walk around a forest with bows and arrows pretending to be hunting Orcs. (guilty)

or if you talk to trees (la lalala!)

or you see a bird in the distance and start yelling "the eagles are coming!" (honestly I haven't done that....yet!)

[Smaugger]

Get a yard stick and ballons and pretened you Aragorn and hit the ballons and yell ever now and then: ELINDIL!!!!!!! (Gulty)
(It's fun! :thumbs: )

[Arwen, Elven Princes]

You most definatly know your a Tolkein fan if:
You teach your 2-year-old sister the FOTR charaters and she can reconise them.(Yes guily, but she doesn't know all of the.. yet.)
And teach her some of the lines.
But what really strangs is the fact that she likes the movie. she's scared of the anime barlog but likes the cinema one.

[Smaug the Smog]

Originally posted by Princess Greenleaf
Rightio Little Devil...it's Elvish for Orc...Legolas says it all the time in the book, but not in the movie...hmm...

Oh, yeah. Now I remember. Thanx guys.

Hou know your a tolkein fan if you recite lines the whole time you are making a quake map.

[Lady Ashley]

You know you're a Tolkien fan when you draw a map that resembles Middle-Earth...rather before you read the book. (Guilty! 'Course, I can't remember when I drew that map...it may have been before or after the books, and movie, but it would be very odd if it had been...I swear it wasn't supposed to look like M.E.! Actually, it was supposed to resemble China...long story.)

[Eowyn]

opps I've done that! although I didn't know it. I did do a more realistic one recently for my friend because she asked where legolas lived. (it has a sign saying legolas lives here!) :grin:

[Lady Ashley]

You know you're a Tolkien fan if you think that the term 'Tolkien fan' does not include the film...hehe j/k

[mandy]

you know your a Tolkien fan if you stay up all night searching for anything LOTR........ :blush: (that would be me right now hehe)

[Princess Greenleaf]

If you constantly write fanfics in order to win a free four disk dvd special edition of lotr...

[Pil]

Originally posted by Princess Greenleaf
If you constantly write fanfics in order to win a free four disk dvd special edition of lotr...

Really?! Where? :)

[Princess Greenleaf]

www.thepalantir.com

I'm writing my fan fic as we speak...whoever wants a copy, PM me and I'll email it to you asap.

[Eoliah]

Originally posted by Sindarin
You know you're a Tolkien fan...

...if you enjoy travelling to volcano's while on holiday. :flamer:

I did it once. (Stromboli)
Fantastic experience !!!!!!

[Eowyn]

Originally posted by Princess Greenleaf
www.thepalantir.com

I'm writing my fan fic as we speak...whoever wants a copy, PM me and I'll email it to you asap.

I think I have but you haven't sent me it. I assume its not finished yet?

[Aranel]

You know youre a tolkien fan...
if you can relate the story of the quest of the silmaril to someone in the pub
you have a recording of your brother's VERY realistic Gollum impression on your computer
Your desktop has different LOTR pictures every couple of days
you can name all the Valar
you can get LOTR into any conversation, no matter how obscure
you think you hear LOTR quotes everywhere you go
you spend hours and hours on this site...

[Moraneah]

You know your a LOTR fan if......Your bedroom looks more like a hobbit hole than a bedroom, and you get your name changed legally to Merry.lol roflmao

[Lady of the Rings]

You know your a Tolkien fan when no matter what movie you are watching, you can always make out a look-alike LOTR character, or hear a LOTR quote; and when you ask your friends if they noticed, they look at you like you are crazy :blush: (happens all the time)

[Lady Melody]

You know you're a Tolkien fan...

When your dream holiday is to Middle Earth
You're posting at two different Tolkien forums (me.)

[Lady of the Rings]

You know you're a Tolkien fan..

When you have dreams about LOTR and your favourite characters

(i had a dream that i was riding a horse along-side Aragorn:battle: and Legolas:archer: while fighting orcs)
:thumbs:it was the BEST dream ever!

[Lady Melody]

When you swear that an elf just moved next door with you, and he had plastic surgery to change his ears.

[Aranel]

You know you're a Tolkien fan when you think (or is that HOPE?) every lad with long hair is an elf...

[ridnarhti_M]

:jester:
you are a tolkien-fan if when looking at a round white stone you start thinking you see an eye in it.

You are NO tolkien-fan however if you think you can use it to foresee your life.

[Moraneah]

You know your a fan when: You go to sleep with hobbits on your mind. Dream of Elves all night, and wake-up to the sound of the theme of Lotr on your radio, and it reminds you to watch the movie all over again.:thumbs: :thumbs:

[Elbereth]

When your excuse for not doing your maths homework is "I was sure it was evil so I dropped it in the cracks of mount doom" - guilty
Am also known to hiss "give me my precioussssssss" whenever someone borrows my calculator
by the way this is my first post so... um... hello everyone

[Lady Melody]

You're a die-hard Tolkien fan;

When the first thing you do when you see a long-haired blonde guy is yell "AN ELF!!!"

[Little Devil]

You know if your a Tolkien fan if all your friends are on the verge of not being friends because all you ever talk about it Lotr.

[Black Rider]

op, that makes me a Tolkien fan for sure!

[Lady Melody]

You're a Tolkien fan:

When you're redecorating your room, you're thinking; Middle Ages...

[Aranel]

You know youre a Tolkien fan if:

You start calling everything "my precious" (i'm serious - i do it all the time now! Scaring myself a bit actually...)

You panic when you're in town and you hear someone say "I'm still tempted by that ring" (again - it actually happened to me and Eowyn on Saturday!!)

[Lady Melody]

You write a song with Frodo's name in it. (Seriously, a group of hip hop rappers, named the " Teh Tarik Crew" actually put it into one of their songs... imagine my utter surprise and shock.)

[Lessien Elensar]

........when you go inside a children playhouse and claim that, because you had to bend over to get in the door and bang your head on the roof, it must be a hobbit house!

[Lady Rogue]

you know you're a tolkien fan if....

whenever you see your evil english teacher you scream "Ai!! Ai!! A Balrog has come!! A Balrog has come!!

you freak out when you are at a jewelry store and someone says "give me the ring!"

when your boyfriend tells you that you look nice, you state firmly "I desire no man's pity"

you have written "FRODO LIVES" on some form of public property (pink lipstick, it was)

when the tax collecters come, you barricade your door and say "they have a cave troll!"

[Eowyn]

Originally posted by Aranel
You know youre a Tolkien fan if:

You start calling everything "my precious" (i'm serious - i do it all the time now! Scaring myself a bit actually...)

You panic when you're in town and you hear someone say "I'm still tempted by that ring" (again - it actually happened to me and Eowyn on Saturday!!)

she really does call everything precious! :o

and that lady was funny. what i got confused :huh: what were we supposed to think?

you know your a tolkien fan if you buy celtic jewellery for a present and tell them its elvish! (Aranel bought me some earrings! precioussss earrings! lol )

[Rumil]

You know you are a Tolkien fan if you have ever used any of the following:-

1 'Verily' when you meant 'yes'
2 'Lo' in any situation whatsover (there is no excuse for it)
3 'bane' when you meant 'pain in the a**'
4 'deem' when you meant 'reckon'
5 'kin' when you meant 'mum and dad'

and of course any spelling of anything with extra sss's so you sound like Gollum.

so for example 'lo, verily i deem myself a Tolkien fan and bane to all my kin.... precioussss'

[Lynx]

haha. nice Rumil

..if you're willing to research 30 hours worth of Tolkien stuff for a school project just so at the end of the year when you present it you can wear the cool elf ears you got to school all day. (guilty)

..if when you finally get your car and you're thinking about naming it for a Tolkien character or thing. (You know I was thinking if I get a black car I was going to name it Ulairi(Ringwraith) or something like that)

..if for a speech competition you take an excerpt from ROTK to read for Prose and are thinking of taking another excerpt for next year from TTT. (guilty again, I'm doing Eowyn and the Witch-King for prose right now, got to semi finals!!! woohoo.. next year i'm going to do Gollum's debate with himself from the TTT)

So I guess you would say I am as Rumil said a bane to all my kin.. not to mention all my friends, save one who is as crazy about LOTR as me. hmm.. what more can I do to freak out all my friends now..

[Elf angel]

lol lol

[Eowyn]

Lynx given the chance I'd be just as bad! thankfully I've converted 2 friends and making them read the books! and 1 was already obsessed but I've become worse! lol the other is a hopeless case :huh: shame

[Aranel]

My cousin is reading them now! Hehe!! another convert!! :whoohoo: :hooray:

[Herenyë]

You know your a tolkien fan if you

Name your pets by the characters in LOTR

You dress like the people in middle earth or middle age not thinking of how people are thinking about you

are cursing people in elvish lol

grow your hair bleach it and looking like Legolas lol

[Aranel]

You know you're a Tolkien fan if:

when you learn to play Worms, your team is called "The Fellowship"...
... and consists of worms called Boromir, Samwise, Frodo, Legolas, Gandalf, Meriadoc, Peregrin, and Aragorn (sorry Gimli - not enough worms!)

[greenleaf00]

When you sit at work and think to yourself
who you work with would make the sauron!!!!!

[Evenstar]

I've been reading these and realising how many I've done! Scary!

You know you're a Tolkien fan when:
You have plastic surgery on your ears to make them pointy (not done)
You grow your hair long, die it brown and paint a scar on your cheek with lippie (done, except my hair was already brown)
You refuse to speak to your friend for weeks because she said Harry Potter was better than LOTR. :angry: I've done this!
You've memorised all the stats off the Top Trumps game (they got some of those wrong actually: Legolas isn't 7000!)Done!
Every piece of homework you hand in has your name on in the Tengwar (done!)
You name pets on the Sims! Unleashed after LOTR characters. I've got one called Luthien, hehehe and its a cat! :catz:

[Eowyn]

you can have pets on the sims? I really need to get the new ones lol
I like the idea of righting my name in tengwar but we have to put candidate numbers on instead so.... must find another way! lol

QUOTE]Originally posted by Aranel
You know you're a Tolkien fan if:

when you learn to play Worms, your team is called "The Fellowship"...
... and consists of worms called Boromir, Samwise, Frodo, Legolas, Gandalf, Meriadoc, Peregrin, and Aragorn (sorry Gimli - not enough worms!) [/QUOTE]

and she has! Boromir is slightly suicidal. Sam seems to like Sauron (my team is the dark side lol ) Frodo is pretty useless most of the time. Boromir does the main damage. usually involving suicide.

[ImDaMom]

i knew I was a Tolkein fan when I named my cats Frodo and Pippen (in the late 70's) and in the early 80's I named my son Sam (in memory of a grandfather- not a Gamgee). And no, my daughter is NOT named Merry

[Black Rider]

you know you're a Tolkien fan when...

...instead of typing "omg" you type "ome" (oh my Eru)

[Lissuin]

you know you are a Tolkien fan if....

You are no longer known as your given name by your parents but by your elvish name.:blush: In my case, most of my friends call me Lissuin.....i get introduced that way constantly. And I'm starting to wonder if I should be worried.....

[Little Devil]

Nah you shouldn't be worrid, my friends call me Little Devil, though I'm going to introduce my Elvish name.
You know if your a Tolkien fan if.....
you talk to ppl in elvish. ;)

[Lissuin]

I must say my Elvish is quite choppy. I used to work on it but anymore work and school have taken priority:(

[Tári Celebrindal]

You know your a tolkien fan if you go swimming (not in the toilet) and sing "Rock and pool, is nice and cool, so juicy sweeeet. I only wish to catch a fish, so juicy sweeeeet!"

[Elbereth]

You know you are obsessed with Tolkien when:
You introrduce people as X son/daughter of Y
You start humming bits of LOTR tunes when you do maths (you know your friend is obsessed when they recognise the tune and join in!)
You act out sections of LOTR with previously mentioned friend and play 'LOTR pants game' constantly. Doining impressions of characters also counts
Using things like square roots and other symbols and letters on your calculator you try to write out character names in lessons
You rename people in homework questions to LOTR characters eg an archer is Legolas. A becomes Aragorn, B becomes Boromir. You get the idea!
You wonder if anyone in your family will notice if you suggest Elrond and Elros as names for kittens if they are male; or possible Gollum and Smeagol. Possibly Eowyn and Eomer if male and female? Seriously - I need to find good names to suggest for when we find some kittens. Any suggestions? On second thoughts - this isn't the place to ask serious questions is it?!?! lol

[ImDaMom]

Elbereth- my cats (long long ago) were Frodo and Pippen. Worked then, and are great names!! A cousin had a dog he named Treebeard (and they lived-Im not kidding, at Shadowfax Farms) And you think YOURE obsessed

[Lady of the Rings]

You know your a tolkien fan when:

1)You are at the theatre and are going to see a movie OTHER than LOTR, when you notice the cinema that is watching TTT and your friends have to hold you back so you don't burst into that cinema.

2)When you hear TTT theme music and begin to hyperventilate

[lourdelia]

Originally posted by Sindarin
You know you're a Tolkien fan if:

You address everyone you love by the name of "Precious".

i call my cat precoious, "hello my little precious" :catz:

[Little Devil]

That's sweet, I do that too. ;)

[Tári Celebrindal]

you know you're a fan if your house is on fire (not necesarrily the balrog's doing) and the first thing you take out of it is your lotr books.

[Polly Sandybanks]

You know you're a Tolkien fan if...

.. you try to build a hobbit hole in your The Sims village and make a Sims family of two men, Bilbo and Frodo Baggins, who move in there.
.. you actually download LOTR skins for The Sims and moves all your previous families out of the village so that the Middle Earth ones can live there all on their own.
.. you study the ears of everyone you meet carefully, just to see if anyone's got pointy ears (my grandmother has pointy ears..).
.. you can't look at a fire without thinking of a Balrog (well.. it looks a lot like a Balrog).
.. lines from FOTR and TTT constantly pops up in your head. Whenever, whereever, always.
.. you are studying trees carefully to see if they just might be ents, or something similar. Trees are very alive after all.

etc.

And I admit to all these things.. :elfeek:

[Daughter of Gondor]

You know your a Tolkien fan if...

When taking a risky move in chess you scream out "for the Shire!"

[Little Devil]

lol

[Daughter of Gondor]

I have done that too. My opponent gave me a look of you are really watching too much of that movie.

[Elven Beauty]

you know you are a Tolkien fan if you sit here for half an hour reading all of these things. They are very clever. I have done probabaly more than half of them... here's one...

..... if everytime you give something to one of your friends (or anyone else) you say 'Keep it secret... Keep it safe'.... I am extremely guilty of that one! he he he...

[Daughter of Gondor]

You know your a Tolkien fan if...

You start quoting the movie when making a point (extremely guilty)

You are watching a violent game and you start screaming "Tago hon dad!" to the person your supporting

You have repeatedly told the school to add Elvish to the list of foriegn languages. (recruiting as we speak)

[Elven Beauty]

You know you're a Tolkien fan if you....

Everytime you say potato you say it like Sam did in TTT.... ie PO-TA-TO...

[Little Devil]

I've gotta do that! lol

[Elven Beauty]

lol today on the morning announcements at school, I had to say the lunch, and we had TATOR TOTS!@! OMG I was laughing and no one knew why except for my best friend... wow

[Elbereth]

You know you are obsessed when you admit it

When you see snow and scream "We must get off the mountain!"

You get a day off school and think - oh good I can spend all day reading and writing fan fic

Scenes of fanfic or poems that are LOTR related pop into your head and don't go away until you write them down - even if you have homework and corsework piling up.

guilty

[Daughter of Gondor]

When everyone around you is telling you that you have an unhealthy obsession with Lord of the Rings

[SindarinGirl]

You know you're a Tolkien Fan when you're in the car alone, see a flock of starlings and yell "Crebain from Dunland!"

Repost? Sorry if it is, but I did this a couple times last week.

lol

[Daughter of Gondor]

roflmao

[Elven Beauty]

lol.. you guys are great... tonight I asked me brother "Do you like tators?" and he goes "What are tators" BTW he is a NON tolkien fan so he didnt get it.... and I said "PO-TA-TOES" and he said "oh, yeah I like them" I was LMAO... :D

[Lady of the Rings]

lol
You know your a Tolkien fan when you hear the TTT theme music coming from the television in the loungeroom and you push everybody out of your way in an attempt to make it into the room before the advertisement finishes. (guilty)

When you are at school and your friends are talking to you and out of the corner of your eye you see someone holding up a LOTR picture for you and you dash over to that person, leaving your friends like...'where'd she go...?' (very guilty..did it the other day when one of my friends had a Leggy poster for me) :drool:

[ImDaMom]

When you're at dinner at a restaurant known for it's friendly service, and the waiter is cold and silent....all I could say was "The courtesy of your house is lessened of late"

[Daughter of Gondor]

You know you're friends with a Tolkien fan when she gets all Gollumish when someone tried to look at the Visual aid to TTT and accidentally touched it.

You know your a Tolkien fan when you identify it as being Gollumish and you bought the book.

[Little Devil]

You know if your a Tolkien Fan if this is the only site you visit when you go on the internet.

[Polly Sandybanks]

Originally posted by imdamom55
When you're at dinner at a restaurant known for it's friendly service, and the waiter is cold and silent....all I could say was "The courtesy of your house is lessened of late"

lol lol lol

Haha!! And what did he answer?

[Lady Melody]

You definitely know you're a Tolkien-obsessed fan when you plan to go to your Graduation Ceremony in a Middle-earth inspired dress... (Which I've considered rather seriously... and ended up with a Cheaongsam-***-elvish-dress design. It looks marvelous too!)

[Elbereth]

You know you are obsessed when people at school begin to expect to see you doing impressions of characters from LOTR or drooling over LOTR characters, or laughing hesterically at LOTR humour.
Now people begin to expect LOTR quotes in everything I say and I do get some really funny looks if they don't know the film. My parents, neither LOTR fanatics, hear something a little out of context in what I'm saying and just sigh - 'Lord of the Rings again?'

Your notice board has a daily 'you know you are obsessed with Tolkien when...'

You sleep with at least one of Tolkien's books on your bedside table - just in case you can't sleep and need something to read (even though you might possibly admit that Silmarillion is not the easiest book to read at 4 in the morning!)

[Altáriel]

You know you're a Tolkien fan if
you whisper to stars and moon:a Elbereth Githoniel!

[SindarinGirl]

You know you're obsessed when you think of a fabulous "pants" quote by Gimli, wake up three times in the night, remember the line, then get up in the morning and forget it, and your whole day is ruined. :(

It was a perfect one! Arrgh! :angry:

[Little Devil]

I do that all the time.

You know your a Tolkien fan when you spend all your spare time thinking of witty Lotr comments. ;)

[Aranel]

hehe! Too true!
You know you're a Tolkien fan if you spend your lectures passing LOTR related notes and playing Either/Or - always with a LOTR theme

[Eowyn]

Aranel :shhh: we pay attention in lectures! Honest :angel: lol

[Lady of Mirkwood]

You´r a Tolkien fan if ...
every time you see someone like Gollum You start to say "Gollum,Gollum,Gollum".
if yoy buy a LOTR book mark with "the Ring" and when you loose it you start to scream"It´s lost,my preciouss is lost"

when you ride on horse with yor friends (That are Tolkien´s fans too)You say to you´r horse-"Noro lim, Asfaloth Noro lim".
and you´r friends say "Give up the halfling she -elf"and you answer them"if you want him come and claim him".
(I´m guilty of that ones)

[Little Devil]

I so would do that, but I don't go riding any more. :(

[Elbereth]

You worry about your biology teacher when she says 'marks are precious'
You have a cold and cough like Gollum!

[ImDaMom]

Lady of Mirkwood...I actually had the bookmark with the ring, and when the ring WAS lost, I laughingly thought "My precious is losssssssssst". And I thought I was the only one

[Lady of Mirkwood]

i really miss my precious.But i´m gonna buy another one.:p

Little D. I´m sorry that you can´t ride .I just can´t stop riding,:) i love it, and i love to spend some time with my horse i adore him.

[Narya]

you know you're a tolkien fan....
...when ur main insult is "nostach be orch!" (you smell like an orc in sindarin!)
...when u make posters of the cast to hang in your bedroom
...when u start quoting the book every thirty minutes.
...when u read the Atlas of Middle Earth

[Elven Beauty]

lol... umm... What about when you have to write a paragraph for English class about why you can't wait till spring, and it goes into Lord of the Rings in the second sentence... or when everything you do and talk about is Lord of the Rings... lol.. im guilty of all of teh above.. and just about everything that has been posted in here...

[Elven Beauty]

OK WHENEVER I PUT "LOL" IT MAKES A SMILEY FACE!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SCARED>>> EEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs and hides*

[Tári Celebrindal]

you're funny samwise. L O L. if you put it together they make the laughing smiley. see: lol

[Elvenwanderer]

you KNOW if you do all the previously mentioned things after you read this thread!!
**looks away whistling trying to hide her guilt!!**

[Aragornfan]

You know you're a Tolkien fan when.......

Your kids ask you what's for dinner and you say "meat & taters"; they say, "what's taters, preciousssssssssss", and you say, "PO-TA-TOES!";)

Or the kids need new clothes and you say, "We must make for the Gap of Rohan!":rolleyes:

Okay, my whole family likes Tolkien!!!!

:cool:

[Elven Beauty]

Thanks Tári !!!! L O L... ....... he he he!

[Tári Celebrindal]

you're welcome! :grin:
but the laughing smiley face looks so much better than L O L...funnier too... lol roflmao

[SindarinGirl]

Sigh, did it again.
I was playing some Gamecube game tonight and some blackbirds flew over my character's head (an elven archer, hmmm, go figure) and I yelled "Crebain from Dunland"!
Probably wouldn't have been so bad except I was in one of those game stores that let you play the demo versions..... :blush:

The best part is a few people recognized the line and laughed.
:thumbs:

[Lady of the Rings]

lol

You know your a Tolkien fan when your playing TTT on playstation 2 and your LOTR character dies and you apoligize to them :blush:

[Elleth]

You know you're a Tolkien fan if you print out the entire films script in Elvish and attempt to learn it by heart :rolleyes:

[Elven Beauty]

Lady of the Rings, I do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! L O L

[SindarinGirl]

When you sign up to bring mashed potatoes to an annual potluck dinner, just so when people ask what you're bringng, you can say "Po-ta-toes".
Guilty! :blush:

[Lady of the Rings]

Lady of the Rings, I do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! L O L

lol I thought I was the only crazy one that apoligizes to a playstation. Well, actually, it gets worse. After I apoligize I usually feel so bad about letting them die that I turn it off and then I don'y play it for a week :blush:

[SindarinGirl]

Yeah, that is bad, Lady of the Rings! lol But it's okay, we understand. :thumbs:

[Elven Beauty]

yeh L O L... he he he

[Lady of the Rings]

:blush: I know, but I can't help feeling bad. LOTR characters aren't meant to die,well, not if I can help it lol I'm glad you understand :thumbs:

[Evenstar]

Originally posted by Elleth
You know you're a Tolkien fan if you print out the entire films script in Elvish and attempt to learn it by heart :rolleyes:

Guilty! :blush:
and you know you're a tolkien fan if, when your one ring gets confiscated @ school because you wear it during PE you go round saying The theives! The filthy little theives! Where is it? Where is it? They stole it from us! Curse the # teacher's name #!
:p oK, so I just wanted to add a Gollum quote as well! :p

[Little Devil]

I did that in maths, going my preciossss and got put at the back. ;)

[Elven Beauty]

he he he! I will do that tomorrow in school! (say my preciousssss, and hold a calculator or something) he he

[Elleth]

You're aTolkien fan if when you lose a ring and find it you say: "So the ring of power has been found." And your friend (also a Tolkien fan) answers: " All this time it was in the Shire. Right under my very nose!" And you reply: " Yet, you did not have the wits to see it! Your love of the halflings' leaf had surely slowed your mind." lol

[Aranel]

You know your a Tolkien fan if you lose your ring and say "but the ring abandoned Eowyn" in film-Galadriel style voice.
As u can tell, that was Eowyn, not me...

[Illuvatar]

You know your a Tolkien fan if.....

When the wife makes steak and tater-tots for dinner, and you get your 4 year to start calling them PO - TA - TOES!

hehe Guilty! She got such a kick out of saying that last night! lol

[Elven Beauty]

l*o*l omg everytime on the morning announcements when I have to say TATOR TOTS I laugh!!! HE HE HE!!!! sorry hyperness over here! L O L

[Little Devil]

Hehe...good one III ;) have to say that's really sweet, I'll try that. lol

[Ruby Yavevalar]

Originally posted by Pippins-Girlo
Yeah I can only say the lines if I'm watching the movie, too.

I'm with girlo--i can quote most of it, but I can quote more of it if I'm watching the movie (not that anyone I know would really want me to....:( :grin: but I probably will, anyways). But I can quote most of the Harry Potter books for you!!! I know, off subject. sorry.

You know you're a Tolkien fan if:
you get mad at PJ for taking out over half of what Legolas actually says in the books. (I plead guilty, your honor.) lol

[Ruby Yavevalar]

Originally posted by Lady Ashley Thalionwen
LOL you know you're a Tolkien fan if you convince someone to test-drive a Kia car just to get you a free copy of LOTR...*guilty*

I tried!!! My mom didn't want to test drive a KIA, though, so no such luck. :( :angry: :mecry:

[Ruby Yavevalar]

Originally posted by ArwenLiz
You can say Galadriel's opening 5 min. sequence perfectly in sync with her.


i'm afraid that you've caught me. I thought I was the only one with that strange ability!! Then again, I can memorize the order of songs on a CD by listening to it twice...and the same goes for lyrics, so don't get me started on songs!! lol

[Ruby Yavevalar]

Originally posted by hydra
lol

You know you're a Tolkien fan...

...when you get paranoid and thought you saw gollum in the corner of your eyes then vanishes when look at the direction suddenly...

:o :o :o

I do that all the time, only he dissapears, then reappears on the other side......like that.....he did it again!!!AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
*elf_river_child hears whispered in her ear: We wants the Preciousssssss!!*
*e.r.c. runs screaming into the woods, frightened by her own immagination.*
lol

[Ruby Yavevalar]

oh, pil, don't feel bad bout the filling up your school folders with pics of Leggy; I changed my family computer's screensaver to a picture slidshow of pics of Leggy and Orli!!! lol I tried to change the background of the computer, but mom wouldn't allow it. OMG, the gollum thing just happened again!!!! ok, i belong in a mental institute, ignore me.

[Ruby Yavevalar]

you do an impression of Gollum in an IM argument with a friend (precioussss, we hates Baggins! we hates hobitses!!)

(yes, i'm guilty of this!! i just did that!!) :flamer:

[Lady of Mirkwood]

when your on the internet you only visit this place WOTR.(War of the ring).

[Ruby Yavevalar]

ok, Lady, you caught me!!!*hangs head in shame* I also get on my e-mail, but oh well!!! lol :grin:

[Ruby Yavevalar]

about the gollum thing in im argument: once you start talking like Gollum, you know your friend is either really nice and has decided to humor you, or is also a Tolkein fan if she responds with things like: I aint no Baggins! I ain't no short, stupid hobbit!! lol

[Ruby Yavevalar]

if when you're asked a question "normal" people would respond to with 'I have no earthly idea', you say: "I have no Middle Earthly idea"
Ok, so I'm not that 'inspired' tonight!! :p

[Nala Greenleaf]

If you get your mums ornimental glass swirled ball and move your hands over the top of it to call the Dark Lord!!!!

[Lady of the Rings]

You know your a Tolkien fan when you want to collect all the labells off bottles of drink (because they have LOTR characters on them) and the only person you dont have is Aragorn...so you get your sister to be extremely scavengous and pick up an empty bottle on the ground just because it has Aragorn on it :blush: :elfeek:

[Little Devil]

lol, anything for a label with Aragon on it. ;) lol

[Ruby Yavevalar]

...if you are reading the Odssey for school, and you imagine Elijah Wood as telemnicus.

Guilty, about 15 mins ago. :blush: