The Christmas game.

[Elfdaughter]

The idea is simple. Take a well known christmas song, and put LOTR based words to it! The funnier, the better!

Here's an example....

Jingle Bells!
Sauron smells!
The Witchking laid an egg!
The eye mobile
Has lost its appeal
While Gollum ran away! Hey!

Or:

Gandalf the Grey-robed Wizard,
Had a really massive nose,
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.

All of the other wizards,
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Gandalf
play in any wizard games.

Then one foggy Third Age eve
Manwe came to say:
"Gandalf with your mind so bright,
won't you rather be dressed in White?"

Then all the people loved him
as they shouted out with glee:
"Gandalf the White-robed wizard,
you'll go down in history!"


You get the idea..............

[Nibinaraniel]

Leggi, the really hot elf,
put his hair back in braids,
and if you ever saw him,
I know you would think the same

all of the other elf dudes,
they all thought he was lame,
but in truth they were jealos,
and they really liked his name.

Then one foggy Mirkwood morn,
Thranduil came to say,
Leggi with your drop-dead looks,
won't you go to Rivendell today.

Now all the females love him,
and they all track him down,
Leggi, if I were you,
I would just move outta town.

TADA!!!!! *bows*

[Elfdaughter]

lol lol like it!!

ummm....Deck the halls with Sauron's minions,
Fa-la-la-lala la-la-la-la.

Frodo and Sam walk to Mordor
Fa-la-la-lala la-la-la-la.

We will cheer them to the end
Fa-la-la-lala la-la-la-la.

Deck the halls with rings of gold
Fa-la-la-lala la-la-la-la.

Gwahir will fly to their rescue
Fa-la-la-lala la-la-la-la.

Gollum into the fires will go
Fa-la-la-lala la-la-la-la.

We will cheer them at the end
Fa-la-la-lala la-la-la-la.

Deck the halls with Sauron's minions
Fa-la-la-lala la-la-la-la.

[Lady Ashley]

Joy to the world
Saurons dead!
Let Gondor recieve her king!

Let Gondor
Prepare him room
And let the bells and towers ring,
And the people of Gondor sing
Let Gondor recieve her king!

(I made this up last year!)

[Elfdaughter]

Nice one, LA!! lol

[Ceri Bloom]

oohh I'm loving them!! not that i can think up any, but i love them all!! notworthy

[Nibinaraniel]

Evil Sauron
Evil minions
all of them after the ring
and poor Frodo is travling to Mordor

Gollum's crazy
it's amazing
how much good he can do
and how often Sam calls him Stinker

The One Ring (Dark Lord's Ring)
The One Ring (Dark Lord's Ring)
It's Frodo's task to destroy you

The One Ring (Dark Lord's Ring)
The One Ring (Dark Lord's Ring)
Boy, I sure hope he don't fail....

*bows*

[Elfdaughter]

lol lol lol

I think we ought to put which song it's been taken from underneath....

God rest ye merry men and Elves,
Let nothing ye dismay,
For Frodo to Mordor mow is on his way,
To save us all from Sauron's power
to destroy the one ring,
Oh to the Cracks of doom,
With Sam and Gollum,
Oh to the Cracks of Doom!
(God rest ye merry gentlemen)

"Hark!", the Elven Archers sing,
"Let's get rid of that damned Ring".

Men on Earth and Dwarves in mines,
Saruman commiting crimes.

Once again the King will rise;
Andúril will orc-limbs slice.

With resounding war-cries say
"King Elessar is on his way!"

"Hark!", the Elven Archers sing,
"Let's get rid of that damned Ring".
(Hark the herald angels sing)

[Nibinaraniel]

Good one!!!

[Elfdaughter]

hehe..thanks! lol

[Lady Cele]

The Twelve Days of Lord of the Ring

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
One solid gold ring.

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two Lorien leaves,
And one solid gold ring.

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three lembas squares,
Two Lorien leaves,
And one solid gold ring.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four bows with arrows,
Three lembas squares,
Two Lorien leaves,
And one solid gold ring.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five cloaks to cover,
Four bows with arrows,
Three lembas squares,
Two Lorien leaves,
And one solid gold ring.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six Gollums lurking,
Five cloaks to cover,
Four bows with arrows,
Three lembas squares,
Two Lorien leaves,
And one solid gold ring.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven Rohan riders riding,
Six Gollum's lurking,
Five cloaks to cover,
Four bows with arrows,
Three lembas squares,
Two Lorien leaves,
And one solid gold ring.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight swords a shining,
Seven Rohan riders riding,
Six Gollums lurking,
Five cloaks to cover,
Four bows and arrows,
Three lembas squares,
Two Lorien leaves,
And one solid gold ring.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine members of the Fellowship,
Eight swords a shining,
Seven Rohan riders riding,
Six Gollum's lurking,
Five cloaks to cover,
Four bows and arrows,
Three lembas squares,
Two Lorien leaves,
And one solid gold ring.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten mithril dresses,
Nine members of the Fellowship,
Eight swords a shining,
Seven Rohan riders riding,
Six Gollum's lurking,
Five cloaks to cover,
Four bows and arrows,
Three lembas squares,
Two Lorien leaves,
And one solid gold ring.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven Elfs a dancing,
Ten mithril dresses,
Nine members of the Fellowship,
Eight swords a shining,
Seven Rohan riders riding,
Six Gollum's lurking,
Five cloaks to cover,
Four bows and arrows,
Three lembas squares,
Two Lorien leaves,
And one solid gold ring.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve days to spend in Middle Earth,
Eleven Elfs a dancing,
Ten mithril dresses,
Nine members of the Fellowship,
Eight swords a shining,
Seven Rohan riders riding,
Six Gollum's lurking,
Five cloaks to cover,
Four bows and arrows,
Three lembas squares,
Two Lorien leaves,
And one solid gold ring!

(The Twelve Days of Christmas..lol)

[Elfdaughter]

:roflmao: OMG!! Brilliant!!

[Lady Cele]

Do You Hear What I Hear!

Do You Hear What I Hear?
Said the night wind to the little hobbit,
"Do you see what I see?
Way up in the sky, little hobbit,
Do you see what I see?
An eye, an eye, glowing in the night
With a lid as big as a troll,
With a lid as big as a troll."

Said the little hobbit to the wandering wizard,
"Do you hear what I hear?
Ringing through the sky, wandering wizard,
Do you hear what I hear?
A screech, a screech high above the trees
With a pitch as big as the the sea,
With a pitch as big as the the sea."

Said the wandering wizard to the lost king,
"Do you know what I know?
In your crumbling kingdom, lost king,
Do you know what I know?
A hobbit, a hobbit shivers in the cold--
Let us relieve him of the gold ring,
Let us relieve him of the gold ring."

Said the lost king to the people everywhere,
"Listen to what I say!
Pray for peace, people, everywhere in middle earth,
Listen to what I say!
The hobbit, the hobbit sleeping in the night
He will bring us goodness and light,
He will bring us goodness and light."

[Elegant Elf]

"O One Ring"
to the tune of O Holy night..

O one ring....
the orcs are coming for you
it is the time
for you to be destroyed...


Long lay middle earth
in peace and quiet
til you appeared and
Sauron caused a riot

but a sliver of hope
a hobbit found you lying.
And in your wake
people will be dying.

Fall into Mt. Doom
O hear Sauron's loss
The night ...has come
a hobbit tries to give a toss.

The night has come
for the hobbit to give a toss.


(hope that was okay...lol )

[Elfdaughter]

Fantastic! lol Really good!

[Luvara]

I saw Arwen kissing Aragorn! ;)

I saw Arwen kissing Aragorn
Underneath the mistletoe last night
They didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep
They thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep

Then, I saw Arwen tickle Aragorn
Underneath his hair so brown and nice
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Elrond had only seen
Arwen kissing Aragorn last night!


lol ;) :p

[Ivyetta]

lol Hey, there's some good ones here!

Hmmm.....let's see......

(Silent Night)

Silent fight,
lonely cry.
Soon we'll be gone,
and all is not right.

The doom at hand is now closer in miles.
Hope that young Frodo will conquer the fire,

so all can sleep in peace,
and Goodness is all that we'll see.

Thank you, :cool:, :)...

[Nibinaraniel]

Good job! Bravo! Encore!!!

[*Arwen*Evenstar*]

Ok my turn I've got 3

Chasing Orcs
To the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas"
To be sung with gaity and annoying cheerfulness
(My little brother sings this one well ‘with gaity and annoying cheerfulness’)

We wish you a merry pursuit
We wish you a merry pursuit
We wish you a merry pursuit
and a happy, long chase
How joyous to find,
You're only three days behind
We wish you a merry pursuit
And a happy, long chase
Riders draw near,
But do not fear,
They won't run you through,
But'll give horses to you
We wish you a merry pursuit
We wish you a merry pursuit
We wish you a merry pursuit
And a happy, long chase
So where're those caught,
Their bonds are cut,
They dashed into Fangorn,
Then away were born
spoken [But by what]
So . . .
We wish you a merry pursuit,
We wish you a merry pursuit,
We wish you a merry pursuit,
And a happy, long chase

[*Arwen*Evenstar*]

Now my Fave.!

The Council of Elrond
Sung to the tune of "The First Noel"
The great council
That Elrond did call,
Was to talk 'bout a ring,
Affecting them all
He told men, dwarves and elves,
From their homes to come
To Rivendell to discuss the One
Council . . .
Council . . .
Council, council
All came to Elrond's council
Boromir was drawn,
By troubling dream;
Legolas confessed
Smeagol's flight downstream
Yet all was hushed
When the time came
To bring out the thing,
Of infamous fame
The Ring . . .
The Ring . . .
The Ring, the Ring
Frodo pulled out the One Ring
And soon all knew
The significance
Of this little thing
That caused such a mess,
There must be a quest
To destroy the Ring,
So a Fellowship was forged
The Ring to fling
In Mt. Doom . . .
In Mt. Doom . . .
In Mt. Doom, Mt. Doom
Frodo must take to Mt. Doom
Council . . .
Fellowship . . .
Uncertain fate,
Middle Earth had a lot on her plate

[*Arwen*Evenstar*]

Last one


Of Isengard and Helm's Deep
To the tune of "Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire"
Someone roasting on an open fire,
Crebain tweaking at your nose
The Black Speech being yelled by the Orcs
And Orthanc slamming shut its doors . . .
Everybody knows Saruman's on the brink of war
Everyone's preparin' to fight,
Tiny tots, all anxi'ty and fear,
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.
They know that Uruks are on their way
They've come to every Rohirrim slay
And every father's child, is gonna try
To defend his fam'ly from the enemy
And so I say with the setting sun
To men from one to ninety-five
The battle for Helm's Deep has just begun
And it's unlikely that you'll survive

[Lady Cele]

notworthy Excellent !!! lol lol lol

[Nibinaraniel]

Dashing round the orcs,
cutting off their heads,
looking for our friends,
hoping their not dead.

The Uruk-Hai run fast,
Gimili runs slow,
Gandalf has now turned white,
and chasing we will go.

Oh! Frodo, Sam,
Frodo, Sam, Frodo, Sam,
Where the hell are you?
Maridoc and Pippin, too,
Where the hell are you?

*bows deeply.* The champ has returned!!!

[Lady Cele]

lol lol lol Now that was funny...I've got Jingle Bells rolling around in my head ..

[Nibinaraniel]

yep!!!! It's Christmas now!!!!! This thread should stay up all year long!!!