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hydra
August 13th,2002, 03:53 AM
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house deciced to give their butler,jerves, the rest of the nightoff. She said they would be home very late, and thet he should just enjoy the evening.

As it turned out , however, the wife wasn't having a good time at the party, so she came home early, alone. her husband had to stay there, as several of his important clients were there.

As the woman walked into her house she saw Jerves siting by herself in the dining room. She called for him to follow her, and led hjim into the master bedroom. She then closed and locked the door.

She looked at him and smiled. "Jerves," she said. "Take off my dress.: He did this carefully. "Jerves,"she continued." Take off my stockings and garter." he silently obeyed her. "Jerves," she then said. "Remove my bra and panties." As he did this, the tension continued to mount.
She looked at him and then said "Jerves, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired!"



roflmao

Sindarin
August 13th,2002, 04:01 AM
lol lol lol

Pippins-Girlo
August 13th,2002, 04:05 AM
THAT'S SOOO FUNNY!!! But how's that related to Lord of the Rings? lollollollol

Nessa
August 13th,2002, 04:19 AM
lol lol lol

I must say it was most definately misleading....