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Sindarin
August 13th,2002, 04:29 AM
Plain and simple - toss it at one!
Ilmarë
August 13th,2002, 03:02 PM
*Ilmare stand.. her arms crossed.. looking sternly at Sindarin*

Okay... if you want to toss pies at my beloved Elves.. you have to come through me first... and as a Maia spirit... i can be ... BAAAD!!!!!lol

:elfqueen:
Sindarin
August 13th,2002, 04:33 PM
I don't mean any offense by my pie throwing, Ilmare. lol

I'm an Elf as well, only having a simple laugh. :)

:knight:
Orc
August 13th,2002, 04:53 PM
2) load trebuche with LOTS of pies. Fire at will.
Magickcello
August 14th,2002, 06:02 AM
fill galadrial's mirror with pie crust so the image is foggy.....
Magickcello
August 14th,2002, 06:04 AM
fill peach pie with elfs toenails.... watch elf crunch into pie :evil:
Pil
August 14th,2002, 01:12 PM
Recommend a new type of face mask...when curious elf closes eyes for applicance...let them have it!:evil:
Orc
August 14th,2002, 01:56 PM
6.) Present elves with huge pie in thier honor. During the party, 100 orcs pop out of pie and slaughter elves.

7). Pie Bomb. as soon as it is cut into it explodes
Magickcello
August 14th,2002, 02:11 PM
you want to aggrivate the poor thing, not kill i! lol
slip some laxatives into chocolate cream pie......need I say more?
Tinwë
August 14th,2002, 10:30 PM
6.) Present elves with huge pie in thier honor. During the party, 100 orcs pop out of pie and slaughter elves.



:nono:
Sindarin
August 15th,2002, 01:22 AM
9. Fill its boots with pie filling.
Magickcello
August 15th,2002, 01:39 AM
have an elf eat a pie....then tell him it was his second cousin on his mothers side....
Sindarin
August 15th,2002, 01:47 AM
11. Secretly place crumbled-up pie crust in its bed.

12. Place a fraudulent order at a bakery in its name for 100 pies to be delievered to its home.

*I have an order of pies here for an guy named Elrond?*
Magickcello
August 15th,2002, 01:53 AM
lol
13.tie elf to wheel chair and send him flying into a wall-cusioned only with a thick layer of steaming hot, sticky, goey apple pie. (imagine the imprint that would leave)
Magickcello
August 15th,2002, 01:54 AM
lol
13.tie elf to wheel chair and send him flying into a wall-cusioned only with a think layer of steaming hot, sticky, goey apple pie. (imagine the imprint that would leave)
Sindarin
August 15th,2002, 01:55 AM
roflmao
Magickcello
August 15th,2002, 02:00 AM
have a girl in a bikini jump out of the pie......
dwarven, that is
Pil
August 15th,2002, 11:29 AM
Originally posted by Magickcello
have a girl in a bikini jump out of the pie......
dwarven, that is

BOTH YOU AND SINDARIN ARE SO NAUGHTY! :nono: :fanboy:

HE HE! :evil: lol

15) Tie a pie to the end of a string and dangle JUST out of reach of haldir for the day...watch elf become broken wreck... :evilcool:
Orc
August 15th,2002, 03:30 PM
16) Pie Torture - variant on classic water torture. Strap elf down and drop pies on his face at a rate of one per minute.....
Magickcello
August 15th,2002, 05:57 PM
lol
sorry pil, didnt mean to scare you :elfeek:
your just mean though!! lol Haldir would collapse into a pathetic blob of pudge....
17) blind fold elf at a day spa....remove shoes....stick feet into pies....cover elf skin with pie filling, coat it with flour....paste elf with pie crust......cook him in the sona! (I dont know how you spell that :blush: )
Magickcello
August 15th,2002, 05:58 PM
lol
sorry pil, didnt mean to scare you :elfeek:
your just mean though!! lol Haldir would collapse into a pathetic blob of pudge....
17) blind fold elf at a day spa....remove shoes....stick feet into pies....cover elf skin with pie filling, coat it with flour....paste elf with pie crust......cook him in the sona! (I dont know how you spell that:blush:)