LOTR Top Ten List...

[Sindarin]

Here's the first of many comedic LOTR based "Top Ten" lists I've decided to begin.

I'll start with the first one, and then let my fellow WarRingers continue with it until finished.

At that point, I will then post a new one for us to have fun with. I'll probably post at least two new lists per week - and please, do feel free to think up your own hilarious lists. :thumbs:

So here's the first of many.

The Top Ten reasons Frodo is going to have a bad day.

10. When he wakes up in the morning, he stubs his toe on the bed post.

[A! Elbereth]

9. When going to the ktchen for breakfast, he finds his fellow hobbit friends eating straight out of his food supply. :o

[Illuvatar]

8. It's only breakfast time, and already that Sam the Gardner is creating all kinds of racket out in the yard!

[Pil]

7. He realises that all his undersized hobbit trousers are in the wash and is forced to wear a potato sack sarong type thing...lol

[Magickcello]

6.while sam is shearing the verge, frodo sticks his head out the window and gets.....well lets just say a buzz cut

[Pil]

5. The rest of the hobbits come over...only to find that they are all out of strawberry bubble bath! :o

[Magickcello]

6) sam makes tea for frodo....only to spill boiling water over him
:shocked: thats the end of sam.....

[TheRingBearer]

4) Pippin and Merry call upon the help of Gandalf only to discover....

[Orc]

3) he wakes up with Sam snuggling a bit to close and Golum learing at both of them...

[Black Rider]

2) he wakes up to find he's all out of pipe-weed and he has to skip luncheon and afternoon tea in order to go buy some more.

[Lady Ashley]

1) ...he wakes up in Cirith Ungol to find the Ring is missing! ("The thievesess!")

LOL sorry, had to be a bit serious...

[Sindarin]

lol

[Sindarin]

Thanks for the replies everyone. :thumbs:

I'll think up an idea for a new list, and post it as soon as possible. :)

[Sindarin]

The Top Ten Choices of Samwise Gamgee.

10. Soup or salad?

[Pippins-Girlo]

9. Pipe Weed or Frodo or... Food!

[Sindarin]

lol

[Pil]

Can i do one? notworthy :smooch:

Top ten reasons why the elves are diminishing:

:elfqueen: :nono:

[Orc]

10. Orc raids

[Sindarin]

9. Ran out of laundrey detergent, left M.E. on a quest to get more.

[Orc]

8. All the good hair dressers are gone

[Illuvatar]

7. (hehe) Too many Elf roasts on the beach!

[Black Rider]

err... 6?

their rings broke, need to go find warranty papers

[Mirkgirl]

5. Because they wanted to run away from Arwen at any price

[Orc]

4. Galadriel's response to being tempted by the one ring just to creepy for them.

[Orc]

3. Bored of hearing Elrond's stories

[A! Elbereth]

2.) They ran out of strawberry soap! (that may have been mentioned lol)

[Little Devil]

1. They realised they all looked preety the same and are away having a identity crises.

[Orc]

OK, here's another one.


Top Ten Reasons that Borimir joined the Fellowship of the Ring

[Little Devil]

So he could get a holiday

[Illuvatar]

9. So he could feel like a manly man!

[Orc]

8. Curious about nocturnal habits of hobbits

[Sindarin]

7. Always wanted to fight an orc.

[Mirkgirl]

6. Gondor wants no king, Gondor needs no king, but what is that strange creature 'king'? (seeking for the answer)

[Sindarin]

5. Needed some male bonding.

[Orc]

4. Wanted to see how the Balrog had redecorated Moria

[Daughter of Finarfin]

3. He wanted an oportunity to blow his horn.

[A! Elbereth]

8. So he could see how long it took for Aragorn to admit he was a Pervy Hobbit Fancier! lol :cool:

[Black Rider]

1) to spend some quality time with Legolas.

how about:

the top ten reasons Elrond shows no emotion

10) he's hiding his embarassment from being caught wearing Arwen's purple dress

[Orc]

9) As a half-elf his elven parrents slapped him silly every time he displayed emotion

[Little Devil]

8) He's actually a zombie.

[Ghâsh]

(7) The halfling's weed has slowed his mind. lol

[Illuvatar]

6) He hasn't figured out that he's not on the Matrix set anymore.

5) Thinks Middle Earth is just another computer generated world created by the Matrix, and believes one of the Fellowship is really Mr. Anderson.

[Eowyn]

4) he's worried he won't be looked up to if moves out of middle-earth. (or that rings too tight.)

[Orc]

3) madly jelous of Legolas' hair

[Smaug the Smog]

2. He's jealous cuz he doen't have a Palantir like Sauraman and that is the only thing he can think about.

[A! Elbereth]

1. Elronds robes were just a little too tight :elfeek: lol

How about this one:

Top Ten Reasons the dwarves are so greedy

10. "Mother always said to have the BEST!"

[Eowyn]

9) they are trying to out do the elves!

[TheRingBearer]

8) They reckon they have unlimited supplies of riches in their mountains.

[Pil]

9) That's a proper way for a dwarf to be! lol

[Lady Ashley]

6) hmm...they love beautfiful things!

[Narsil's weilder]

5) Because they have to use there jewels to trade for beard grooming products! :thumbs:

[Smaug the Smog]

Because they won't settle for anything less than armour made of Mithril, an axe made of Mithril, a helmut made of Mithril and silverware made of Mithril. They, of course, need loads off $$$$$ to pay for all these things.

[Mirkgirl]

3. Because the elves aren't.

[Pil]

2. Because they like to have jewelled underpants....:elfeek: :nono:

[Orc]

1. Need bright shiney things to brighten up dull cave decor

[Orc]

Top Ten Reasons (other than the One Ring) that Golum keeps coming back to Sam and Frodo

10. Sam cooks just like mother did

[Narsil's weilder]

9. Well he really dosen't want the ring, just Sam's shinny cooking pots.

[Daisy Gamgee]

8) He's joined the pervy hobbit fancier club but..... Sam would kill him if he tried anything

[Mirkgirl]

7) Frodo reminds him for his Grandmother ;) lol

[Illuvatar]

6. He just loves little Hobbitses......

(for dinner!) :flamer:

[Orc]

5. Likes the way Frodo scratches him behind the ears

4. Orcs laughed and called him names

[Narsil's weilder]

3. They are theives! And he wants to know how to get so good at it.

[Dawnnamira Nerwen]

2. He's dying to find out what 'chips' are.

1. He really wants to keep up with the latest hobbit fashions.


Can I start one?
Top ten reasons Saruman turned evil

10. His mother always told what a bad little boy he was. He was living up to the expectations of his parents.

[Orc]

9. Because Evil will always triamuph because good is dumb

[Mirkgirl]

8. Because white was not his colour

[Eowyn]

7. he wanted to set a new trend!

[Orc]

6. Evil guys get to wear the really cool armor

[Illuvatar]

5. He didn't listen to Yoda, and so was turned to the Dark Side!

4. He just loved the sound of "Muahahahaha" too much to stay a good guy!

[Little Devil]

3.So he can get cool manicured nails and a staff.

[Ranger]

2. So he can make Orcs do his bidding because their too stupid to do otherwise and no one else would listen to him!:grin:

[Orc]

1. Thought the idea of becoming a great red eye was really neat

[Orc]

Top Ten Reasons Saruon Picked Mordor to be His Home


10. So lovely in the spring

[Illuvatar]

9. He loves the smell of sulfur in the morning.
(it smells like ..........victory)

8. I comes with a great view of The Dead Marshes

[TheRingBearer]

7. He has a nice little built in fireplace.

[Narsil's weilder]

6. The mountains! He wanted to see mountains!

5. He wanted to avoid nosey neighbors who bring him jello molds.

[Eowyn]

4.it was the best place on the market so now he can boast to his friends!

[Daisy Gamgee]

3. The heating bills at his last place were atrocius - at least Mordor comes with its own, free, heating system

[Orc]

2. Built in volcanic forge for making rings and other jewlry.

[Narsil's weilder]

1. So close to your neighborhood rival, Gondor.

[Aragorn's Hope]

8. To hang Frodo onto a tree or to roll Gollum down a hill?

[Cassandria]

Top Ten Reasons Saruon Picked Mordor to be His Home

7. The ultimate reason...no housekeeping necessary! lol

[Adunauriel]

6. He wanted a place that had loads of stairs, and Barad-Dur fit the bill.

[Cassandria]

5. No rain to put out the wheel of fire. lol

[Adunauriel]

4. Three reasons. Location, location, location, cause who doesn't love death.

[Feebeefi]

3. It had a mountain with a secret dorrway he could hide in lollol

[Adunauriel]

2. He was looking for a place near this really big spider.

[JemFinch]

1) When he was looking in the newspaper for a place to stay, Mordor was the only place that didn't say "Not accepting tenants with spiders, orcs, trolls, or evil rings." :cool:

[Cassandria]

Top Ten ways Elves stay so neat and clean.

1. They carry hankys in case they get a head butt from Aragorn. lol

[Adunauriel]

2. they're coated in teflon, things just slide right off.

[JemFinch]

3) They do whatever they can; each one holds a million dollar contract with Revlon.

[Arwen_Evenstar]

4) The mirror shows them many things... Thier dirty faces, thier oversized noses, and thier long dirty blond hair

[JemFinch]

5) Little do the rest of Middle-Earth know, but Sauron also forged rings for each of the elves to make them look like models.

[Laeriel]

6.) They douse themsleves in bleach every night. That also explains why Leggy and Galadriel have such flawlessly blonde hair.

[JemFinch]

6.) They douse themsleves in bleach every night. That also explains why Leggy and Galadriel have such flawlessly blonde hair.

And Haldir. lol lol lol I always thought PJ did a bad job with that.

[Laeriel]

WHOOPS! Forgot about Haldir! How dare I?! sorry! :blush:

[Cassandria]

7. Did I read somewhere...Strawberry bubblebath? lol

[JemFinch]

Treseme hair shampoo and deep conditioning conditioner, for fine hair. lol