The Park

[doleniel]

This is an idea I posted a long time ago on a now defunct forum, and I thought I'd bring it back

The Park is, well, your basic park. We have sports fields, a playground, a forest (complete with trails and stream), a fishing pond, picnic shelters, and just about anything else you could want in a park! So have a picnic, start a volleyball game, or just hang out! There is room for one and all to have fun.

[Keverzwijn]

Great, finally a place where I can jog. *starts jogging*

[Lady Melanie]

Is there a swimming pool or a waterfall?
(oh and doleniel I dont know if you are going to be able to keep the park because the mods usually shut down any new taverns, resturants ect..... )

[doleniel]

Yes, there is a swimming pool

And its not a tavern or a store, it is just a place to hang out.

[Lady Melanie]

A swimming pool!
*dives in*
So, how was everyone's day?

[Elegant Elf]

wooo hooo - joins Lady Melanie in the pool, hops onto a float and relaxes.

I'm doing okay, and how are you on this fine sunny day?

[Feebeefi]

A POOL AND WATERFALL!!!

*runs over*
*dives off waterfall into pool*

Nice and Cool.A place to chill.This is so great!!

[Lady Melanie]

Well actually EE, its night here!
Im fine. and you?

[doleniel]

*Runs around and does cartwheels*

Yay! I got a 92 on my evil 12 page research paper that I was stressing over all break! This paper was so hard, the teacher said that out of maybe 40 papers, only about five would get A's. And I got an A! :whoohoo:

[Lady Melanie]

Well done Dol!!!!!
So what is there to drink here?

[doleniel]

Well, ther are pop machines somewhere. Basically, just create something you want if no one has mentioned it yet. the park is freeform :grin:

[Lady Melanie]

*walks casually up to one of the pop machines*
*glancing at it she sees that it is labelled with different drinks*
*she places a glass under lemonade and returns to the edge of the pool*
You know, a jaccuzi would be a real nice touch!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*runs and jumps into pool* nice park here don!!!

[Fëalossë]

*Also jumps in pool, almost drowns himself (as usual)*

It's nice to get away from the cold!! It's -20 C here... which in F is... I think about 0. (Stupid Farenheit anyways. :grin: ) How's the weather wherever you guys are?

*Gets out of pool, buys iced tea* :guzzle: Yum!

[Polly Sandybanks]

Wow.. there used to be a place called The Garden on another forum a long time ago, that was somewhat like this. It was a hobbit garden but everybody were welcome. We had pie-fights all the time.

*picks up a pie out of her picknick basket and throws it at a random person, then runs off and hides behind a tree*

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*scrapes pie of face and starts running after Polly with a Pie*

[Polly Sandybanks]

Aaaaahh..

*runs as quickly as her hobbit feet can handle*

It wasn't me! It wasn't me! It's never me! I'm innocent!!!!

[Evenstar]

Innocent, Polly? lol *eve joins in the pie fight*

someone mention a jacuzzi(sp)? :hyper:

[Polly Sandybanks]

Oh yes.. always innocent! Just ask Ranger! ;) (I haven't seen her around in a while btw)

A jacuzzi? Can I join?

SPLAT!

*wipes pie off face*

I think I could need that jacuzzi.

[Mirkgirl]

*enters the room and instantly gets hit by a pie*

Quite nice place you have here ;)

[Polly Sandybanks]

Hehe.. it is, isn't it Mirky? ;) And that was a lovely apple pie, baked just for you! Want some more? :wicked:

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*seases manickly throwing pies* did i hear some-one mention a jacuzzi? :hyper: *looks around at clueless people* oh-well... *starts a pie fight in the pool, then relises it isn't that good of an idea* erm.... sorry dol. :jester::evil:

[doleniel]

Just as long as you skim the pool when you are done :grin: ;)

"settles into the jacuzzi"

[Mirkgirl]

Originally posted by Polly Sandybanks
Hehe.. it is, isn't it Mirky? ;) And that was a lovely apple pie, baked just for you! Want some more? :wicked:
mmmmm I knew you had something to do with these pies Polly... well coulve been worse... like throwing the apples... or germans :p

[Lady Melanie]

*picks up 2 cream pies and throws them at Di* They hit her right in the face.
*ducks behind tree before she sees her*

[Polly Sandybanks]

Mirky.. you're giving me ideas! lol But I think I'll settle with just pies for now. ;) And a nice relaxing bath in that jacuzzi.

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*wipes of pies, and starts throwing pies at every-one hiding behind a tree*

[Lady Melanie]

*peaks out from behind her tree and sees Di throwing pies at another tree which Polly happens to be standing behind*
*she starts laughing*lol

[Polly Sandybanks]

*peaks out from behind her tree, ducks when a pie comes flying*

Oh look what I started..

*starts climbing up the tree which suddenly starts moving*

"Mooraroooommm..."

Aaahhh...

[Fëalossë]

*dodges pie*

Wow... did she just find an ent? Creepy.

*gets in jacuzzi*

You're not allowed to hit people in the jacuzzi with pies, right? (Please say yes. lol)

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

you are now...... *throws pie at Fealosse which misses completly, and starts running after mel*

[Lady Melanie]

*mel laughs histerically and then sees Di running towards her armed with pies*
*she quickly loads her catapult with pies and shoots them at Di*
*they dont miss*
*she then quickly runs away*

[Mirkgirl]

Originally posted by Polly Sandybanks
Mirky.. you're giving me ideas! lol But I think I'll settle with just pies for now. ;) And a nice relaxing bath in that jacuzzi. Well someone has to do it! :p ... does that mean the germans are in the jacuzzi?

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*runs after Mel throwing pies like crazy, very few miss*

[Lady Melanie]

Lm gets hit from behind with pies
This means war!!!!!!pfbbt

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*dramatic music as two people stick their head out of two forts wearing black and green face paint. LM and Di start flinging pies at eachother and ducking behind forts*

[Feebeefi]

*walks between the forts and gets hit by a pie from Di*pfbbt

Right!!

*rushes behind Lm's fort and starts flinging pies*

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

she has to join LM side :rolleyes: it was your own folt for comeing between the forts.... some-one.... help out here....

[Feebeefi]

*throws a pie* oooh!! My PE teacher would be proud of that!!!lollol

Well if LM's pie had hit me then I would be on your side:rolleyes:

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*looks inocent* but it was Lms pie that hit you..........

[Feebeefi]

No it wasn't!! I saw you throw a pie, I tried to get out of the way but it hit me:grin:

*continues throwing pies*

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

wheres some-one gullable when you need them? *throws huge pie that splats over both LM and Fee*

[Lady Melanie]

*LM and Fee throw a massive pie which covers Di in cream from head to toe*lol lol lol

[Polly Sandybanks]

Originally posted by Mirkgirl
Well someone has to do it! :p ... does that mean the germans are in the jacuzzi?

Hmm.. maybe they are!?!? :elfeek:

*dives under water to check*

Nope, no germans here. They may be hiding up the trees. :)

*picks up a pie and throws it at a tree just to check if there's a reaction anywhere*

[Fëalossë]

* comes out of hiding in jacuzzi, hits Di with a pie*

Ahh... Sweet revenge... Because you tried to get me. :grin:

I think I see a German in the tree!! Hehe

[Gwaihir]

Hi, this is a nice place! :) What... a pie war?? I must take part in this! :evil:
*finds a VERY creamy pie and prepares to throw it*
Let's see... which side should I join?

[Mirkgirl]

well don't do the germans side... or if you do it be careful with Polly 'round meal times :p

Maybe the germans are the trees... that'd explain the entwives

[Gwaihir]

Haha, the Entwives! lol Okay then I'm with you Mirky!
*throws the pie at the tree and hears a satisfying scream*

[Polly Sandybanks]

Hey! I eat Pasta.. NOT germans!! :chef: Ok? :p

*throws a pie at Mirky just to get revenge and then leaves the jacuzzi to hide up a tree again*

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Gwaihir join my side!!!!! it's three against one so far... i think.... *throws pie at fort but misses and hits tree which in turn falls over* opps....

[doleniel]

I'll join you Di!

*flings a pie*

[Feebeefi]

*Fee throws a pie which hits Dol* GOTCHA!lol ;)

*ducks*

[Gwaihir]

Okay now slow down a minute! lolCan you tell me exactly who is on each side? I want to know who I'm working with.

[Mirkgirl]

whipes the pie off her eyes This has strange taste, Polly.... are you sure it's not... sees another pie in Polly's hand never mind....

we have sides? so its not like the good old "hit anyone and everyone" scheme?

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

nope.. just hit Fee, Mel and however else is on there side... whatever you do don't hit dol and i!!!

[Polly Sandybanks]

Hehe.. lol *stops aiming at Mirky and aims at random person standing next to her instead* Poff!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Come to the dark side polly.......

[Polly Sandybanks]

Hmm.. sounds scary. :elfeek: And I much prefer the light anyways. ;)

*throws a pie at Diamond just to be on the safe side and hides behind a tree*

[Mirkgirl]

now dat's more like it :p
throws a pie at the closest person

[Feebeefi]

*looks up as Mirky's pie hits her*
Right!!

*grabs pie and rushes after Mirky*

[Mirkgirl]

tries to run.... only to find that the trees are moving... which doesn't make it quite easy

[Feebeefi]

*catches up with Mirky and throws the pie*

WOOHOO!!!! GOTCHA!!! *see's Mirky has a pie* AAAAH!!!! *starts running*

[Polly Sandybanks]

*throws a pie at Feebeefi and joins Mirky in trying to catch a moving tree*

Hey! Stop!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*meanwhile Di is throwing random pies at people of which one hits dol* opps sorry dol...

[Feebeefi]

*throws a pie at Polly then runs screaming back behind the fort and thorws one at Di* Hey Dol, join this side!! We don't throw pies at our allies *throws another pie at Di then ducks*

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

:rolleyes: oh well, i'm screwed...... *goes to join the trees*

[doleniel]

Nooo! *Starts flinging random pies, hitting any enemy she can*

[Gwaihir]

*dol's random pies are shockingly destructive: three of them hits poor G, one in her face and two in other places.*

Aah, how dare you Dolly! I'll get you and all of you others for this... you shall face the consequences!! lol
*gathers enough pie-ammo beneath a tree and hides behind it*
Get me if you can!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*picks up Qwaihir, cos she is hiding behind Di and starts throwing the pies at Fee for the sake of it*

[Polly Sandybanks]

*manages to climb a tree and then sits safely watching the war going on underneath, and throws a pie at a random person whenever she feels like it*

lol Haha *evil laugh*

[Mirkgirl]

climbs another tree and throws a pie at Polly from there

mwaahahahaha

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*shouts* get of me you silly people.... hooooom, booooom....

[Polly Sandybanks]

*climbs higher up and throws a pie back at Mirky*

Mwuhahahha!!

Eat this!

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

enters park, looks around, contemplates leaving park.

[doleniel]

OK, Gwaihir, you're going down!

*flings pies until Gwaihir is almost buried*

Don't call me Dolly!

*Sees Leggy and flings a pie at him*

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

well that wasn't very nice!

[Gwaihir]

*pokes head out of the mound of pies in which she is buried*
Ooh, I'm creamy all over! :p Doleniel what am I supposed to call ya?
Here's a pie for you Leggy. Enjoy! *throws it at his face*
heeheehee! :naughty:
*looks for a vacant tree to run up to*

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*wipes the pies that missed other people off* mabye i'll just go swim in the pool

[Gwaihir]

You mean that pool?
*points to a stagnant puddle on which a few pies float*

[Mirkgirl]

eeew... I think I'll miss my bath today

[Polly Sandybanks]

Ooo.. how lovely. :) Need some help? ;)

*pushes Diamond into the pool*

Hrm.. I'm getting tired, is there no place around here where you can get some rest?

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

pulls plug out of pool!! hehehe

[Feebeefi]

*see's Mirky* heehee

*sneaks up behind the tree and throws it up knocking Mirky out of the tree*

GOTCHA!!!!

*runs away*

[Gwaihir]

*G. finally makes it up the tree and observes Fee's sneak attack on Mirky.*

Take that, you nasty Fee-ster! *throws down a pie at her, and it lands on her head like a hat.*
That's what you get for knocking my partner in crime off the tree! Muhahahahaha! lol (it was actually for personal pleasure)

Ah good job Leggy! :thumbs: Can't wait to see what Diamond looks like when all the water has drained out! ;)

[Lady Melanie]

*jumps out from behind an entwive and throws pies at Mirky, Di, FB, Polly and Leggy*
*they all hit them in the face*
roflmao roflmao

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*the water has drained dwon and Di is lying there covered is what seems the like pie paste, and what worse, she discovers it's moldy* I don't soppose theres a shower around here?

[Mirkgirl]

lands safely (tho messy) on a pile of pies
wait till I catch ya Fee.... ahh wait G has already taken care of that... thanks hon (: ... now... I wouldn't supose there's a shower anywhere near?

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

maybe we should make one.

[Lady Melanie]

I think that is a really good idea!
*is covered in cream*
Dol, do you think you can make us a shower?

[Polly Sandybanks]

*throws a pie at Lady Melanie*

Yup.. I could need a shower too. :)

*starts building one*

[Lady Melanie]

*wipes pie off her face* and throws a pie at Polly, interrupting her shower building.

[Mirkgirl]

hey... no throwing pies at Polly while she's building the shower

throws a pie at Melanie to protect Polly

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

refills pool with super glue that is disguised as water

hehehehe!!!

[Feebeefi]

*flings a pie at Leggy* No you don't!!!

G!!!*rushes after G with a pie then turns round and hits Mirky* lol

[Gwaihir]

haha! You had me scared to death Fee! lol
*runs over to Polly to help her build the shower* I desperately need a shower, too!

[Lady Melanie]

*runs over to help build shower*
Guys, maybe we should build a set of them because there are so many of us?

[Gwaihir]

Good idea Melanie! :)
*brings boxes of "build your own shower" kits and starts building one next to Polly*

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*helps build showers*

[Polly Sandybanks]

Thanks Mirky! :)

*is finished building the first shower*

So who wants to go first?

[Mirkgirl]

whipes pie from her eyes
Gee Fee... throws a pie @ Fee and jumps in the shower
as it was my idea I think I deserve it ;)

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

legolas sneakly has turned the hot water off, so freezing cold water comes out.

[Feebeefi]

*Fee walks over to Leggy and dumps a pie on his head then turns the hot water on*
Thats better!!

*goes to build another shower*

[Mirkgirl]

"enjoys" the changes in the water from freezing to boiling and again
Well at least I guess it's healthy heh

[Polly Sandybanks]

lol Yup.. I've heard it's good for your heart or something to take a really really cold shower every now and then. And even better to jump into a lake in wintertime. Although I haven't yet tried it myself. :o

*stands with her back against a tree, armed with a pie in each hand, just in case*

[Glorfindel]

*wants to test the cold wather theory*

*sneaks behind Polly*

*empties a bucket of veryveryveryveryveryvery cold water*

*runs away before Polly can react*

muhahahahaaaa

:p

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Originally posted by Mirkgirl
whipes pie from her eyes
Gee Fee... throws a pie @ Fee and jumps in the shower
as it was my idea I think I deserve it ;)

:o I think if you look back that you will see it my idea to get a shower... *jumps into the shower she just made*

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

legolas fiddles with the water again, so muddy cold water showers down on her.

[Gwaihir]

Oh no, no cold shower please! :o It's cold enough as it is here!
*Finishes her own shower and turns it on, then suddenly jumps away from it*
Ow that is too hot! Now who has been fiddling with it? C'mere Polly, I think you could use a really hot shower after what that mean Glorfy did to you!

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

turns the water off from the main tap so people with soap on them get al upset.

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

tut-tut Legolas *glares at Leggy with an ironbound glare that forces him to look away*.

[Polly Sandybanks]

Thanks Gwaihir, I think I can. Brrr.... but first

*throws her two pies at Glorfy*

[Feebeefi]

*finishes building a shower and has a nice cool one.When Fee walks out she is hit by a pie*
All right!*hands on hips glaring*Who did that?!

*walks off to have another shower*

[Mirkgirl]

jumping into a lake during winter would be good for your heart no wonder... it'll be well preserved till the spring ;)

Well Di you weren't around when I posted that, so no matter ;)

[Lady Melanie]

*has a nice refreshing shower and is finally clean*
*grabs a deck chair and a drink*
Hey, guys when are you going to stop throwing pies?

[Feebeefi]

*goes and sits next to LM*

As long as another doesn't hit me I'm cool about it:)

But if one hits me when I've just come out of the shower.......grrrrr:angry:

[Glorfindel]

erm... excuse me, Feeb, but what did you say?...

*smashes a pie on Feeb's head*
*evil laughter*

[Mirkgirl]

twas nice knowing you Glorfy hehe ;)

grabs a drink and join Melanie
As long as you odn't hit my drink, it's ok

[Glorfindel]

*gets bad feeling about Mirkgirl her words........................*

u-uh....

[Feebeefi]

*stands up slowly and turns to face Glorfindal*

You will wish you never done that!

*with an evil smile Fee grabs her hidden 10 pies and smashes them hitting Glorfindal in a row*

*wipes hands* Done and done!

*heads off to the showers (again!)

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

waits for feeble to get in shower then turns water from cold to hot to cold to hot and so on.

[Glorfindel]

*gets Deja-vu*

*stands very still why he tries to understand why he took the risk to throw a pie at Feeb*

[Lady Melanie]

okay guys when you are finished throwing pies at one another maybe you should just relax!
does anyone know how to build a bath that has taps that produces different kinds of bubbles? (like in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire?) Because if we had one of those it would be awesome!

[Glorfindel]

Well yes it's very simple! First you... you... er... you... well... er... do I get some more time? ;)

[Mirkgirl]

bath with different kinds of bubbles? Goblet of Fire? I haven't read that... you just ruined the whole book for me Melanie!

lol j/k of course

c'mon Glorfy... we believe in ya... get that bath done :p

[Glorfindel]

**thinks really really hard**

ouch! That hurts!

**A light starts glowing**

I've got it!! Let's use some Elven magic :p

[Lady Melanie]

*looks up from sipping her drink*
Oh, sorry Mirky!
Take as much time as you need, glory!

[Glorfindel]

*takes a wand*

Naah... I don't need a wand... That's far too much HP-ish :p

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

ugh hp!!

[Lady Melanie]

I would use my wand but I left it in my trunk at home before I came here.

[Mirkgirl]

Isn't it supposed to be HP-ish? After all the bath is HP-ish...

[Lady Melanie]

Actually I do have a wand but unfortunately no magic comes from it.

[Polly Sandybanks]

*sits up a tree eating one of the leftover pies and watches Glorfy trying to build that bath*

This is amuzing :) Can I help in any way?

[doleniel]

Er, Polly, I think Glorfys good, but would you mind, er, restraining Legolas so I can chain him to the diving board until he finishes chipping the glue out of the pool?

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*comes back from oppiste direction looking very clean*

erm guys, I just found some showers over there by the pool... and yes, there was a magic bath there too :p

*goes to change into beach clothes*
*comes back and sits next to LM, Fee and LA*
*starts sipped rum cocktail*

[Lady Melanie]

A magic bath!
*jumps out of her chair*
Im just going to see this guys, I'll be right back!
*rushes over to examine bath*

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*looks at empty deck chiar and trys to resist the urge to put a pie there*

[Lady Melanie]

*calls over from magic bath*
Im watching you, Di!!!:grin:

[Gwaihir]

Ah, the pie war has finally ended (or nearly has)! :) Don't you even think of it Di! lol
*changes into swim-suit and dives intothe magic bath*
That feels SO good!! :grin:

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*inspects magic bath* how did oyu dive into some-thing so shallow?

[doleniel]

Its MAGIC, silly! Now will smoeone help me find Leggy so he can fix the pool?

[Polly Sandybanks]

I don't know where Leggy is.. maybe he glued himself to the bottom of the pool? If he's not there.. go look someplace where they have mirrors and brushes and stuff.

*jumps into magic bath*

[Glorfindel]

Oh no... all my work for nothing :( I'm going to drown myself :(
*jumps in the magical bath*

[Mirkgirl]

Now... no bodies in the magic bath... it might turn nasty in more than one way!

So dol, you want someone to catch a fellow Park resident and make him do some rather unpleasant job? Count on me, girl ;)

[Glorfindel]

*listens to Mirkgirl*

okay, then I will hang me :(

[Feebeefi]

*shouts from the shower* LEGGY'S OVER HERE RUINING MY SHOWER!!!!

*gets out of shower and watches as Mirky and Polly grab him.Fee glares*
Serves you right!

Magic Bath??? *rushes to have a look*

[Polly Sandybanks]

*helps Mirky to ducttape Leggy to a chair*

Now.. where was I? Hmm.. the magic bath seems to be full now, I guess I'll just have a pie instead.

*sits down to eat while keeping an eye on Leggy*

Don't you move!

[Lady Melanie]

*turns on one of the taps*
*thick purple bubbles come out which fill the bath*
ooooooooooooo
*sits in bath*
ahhhhhhhhhh!

[doleniel]

Thanks guys! *Turns to Legolas* and now to deal with you. . .

[Gwaihir]

Uh-oh Leggy, I'd run if I were you. lol

This Magic bath is SO cool! :grin:
*swims to the edge unnoticed under all the colorful bubbles and grabs Fee's ankle, dragging her down into the bath*
Come on Fee, this is so much better than the shower!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*igzamens bath dimentions with experimental prods every now and again*

[Mirkgirl]

Originally posted by Gwaihir
Uh-oh Leggy, I'd run if I were you. lol Well tis kind of hard thing to do when you're ducttaped to a chair, you know lol

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

thats what i was thinking but if you can dive in to two foot high bath and still have room for 4 more people, you can get enough superglue to fill and whole pool and thousands of pies have appeared from nowhere, I think any-things possible...

[Gwaihir]

Don't forget that we can use Elven magic. ;)
But when I dived into the bath I hit my head reeeal hard!:( It still hurts...! My own stupid fault, I guess. :p

[Polly Sandybanks]

Hmm.. elven magic you say? Uh-oh.. that means Leggy can probably use it too, right? Hmm..

*pulls chair over to the pool and sits down behind it ready to push it*

Just in case he tries something. :wicked:

[Feebeefi]

Thanks for that G!!

mmmmmmmm real nice bath

[Lady Melanie]

*gets out of bath*
It gets a bit much after a while, that bath.
Is there any food around, dol?

[Gwaihir]

There are still a plenty of pies. lol

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

cream pies only, yuck... but there is some of that blood red jello... :batty:

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

cream pies..do you want one? here

*sticks cream pie in her face*

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

that was not funny legolas. *eats jello and turns into vempire bat* *starts anoyying legolas by flying around him*

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

hits her with a fly swat.

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*falls onto ground and turns back to a human with a big netted mark across here face*

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

oops!!!! *gives her some face cream.*

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

thank-you for the cream. *Rubs it in*

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

goes home to change into his jogging gear then comes back and runs round the track.

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

the elf of a thousand personalityies

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

is now disguised as a jogger so that the crazy people won't come after him. hehe, hehehe mehmeh muahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

sorry, I rephrase that:

the elf of a thousand EVIL personalities

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

whils running leggy makes plans for more mischeif.

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

I think someone better tie him down again.

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

thats if they recognise me and catch me.

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

he's the one in the jogging suit.

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

you little snitch!!!!!!!!!!

goes and changes.

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

well some-ones gotta counter trouble you.

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

i'll get you!! you better watch your back!!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*trys to watch back, doesn't work*

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

haha.

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

sorry, I couldn't resist...

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

well you'll be sorry!!!!!!!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Oh I will, will I? :naughty:

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

yeah!!!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Okay. :huh:

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

muararharraharahhaaaaa...hahahahahah...heeehee...h ehe.............he

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

that was a strange laugh... :p

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

I know, hows this one

haha! :D :D

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

what? lolroflmaolol:p

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

:angry: :angry: ok now you've gone and done it!!!

puts on the one :ring: and uses it to collect all the cream pies in the world together and throws them at her they hit her and she is burried.
pfbbt pfbbt pfbbt lol lol :p :p lol

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*heads towards showers*

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

destroys showers with the one :ring:

[Mirkgirl]

Takes the ring from Legolas, pulls his ear and remakes the showers
How many times do I have to tell you that the :ring: is not a toy?!?

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

AWWWW! I wan it!!! :(

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

who are you again? not Legolas the mighty elf surely?

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

shh I'm undercover

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

right... and i'm not stupid enough to snitch again...

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

yeah! i've been sent to capture Glorfindel and sabotage all showers...ok well maybe I made that last bit up.

[frodo69]

Me and my :frodo: are gonna take a stroll. *we start walking*

[Polly Sandybanks]

Well what's going on here? *puts her hands on her sides and gets the look of a school-teacher*

If that elf boy tries something like that again, I think we'll just have to get the ducttape out again.

Hrm..
Or call Galadriel or Gandalf or someone.

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

argh not Gandalf

[Mirkgirl]

That look looks good on ya, Polly :p

Gandalf comes from behind a tree: Someone called?

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*runs and hides* bad experiences with him...

[Gwaihir]

Gandalf, please help us by tying down Legolas with a rope that can't go undone by Elven magic!

Oh, and Di is hiding right there... *points at the tree behind which Di is hidden*

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*runs and hides somewhere else when Gwaihir isn't looking*

[Polly Sandybanks]

Thanks Mirky. :)

I believe I might be one of the older people in this park, so I'm allowed to use that look. ;)

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

*see's Gandalf* Argh!!!

hides behind a tree.

[Lady Melanie]

*LM on the other hand is happy to see Gandalf*
hey gandalf, howz it going?
Do you think you could help us out with a problem?
*points to Legolas*
*sees Di hiding behind magic bath*
Whats wrong with u, Di?

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

Legolas comes out from behind tree and smiles innocently.

[doleniel]

*Dol ambushes Legolas from behind and ties him up with unmagicable rope*

Problem solved. Sorry, I was out trying to find some of this fancy rope, and it took a while. *looks at Leggy* You, my friend, have work to do *leads him off towards the pool*

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

looks at pool full to the rim with glue *giggles*

[doleniel]

*smacks him upside the head*

You hush up, you have to chip all of this out, and your not leaving until its all gone. And no magic!

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

AWW!!! fine!! *fixes pool*

[Lady Melanie]

*is involved in intense conversation with Gandalf over Gondor's relations with the Shire*

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

Finishes fixing pool.

[doleniel]

Good! *unties remaining ropes* Now don't do it again!

[Gwaihir]

*calmly perches atop a tree and eats a pie while watching all the chaos going on below*
Is the pool ready to swim in yet??

[Lady Melanie]

Is the pool done?
Can we swim in it?

[Gwaihir]

I think so.... I'm going in! :)
*walks over to the edge of the pool, but this time steps in slowly, remembering not to dive into the 2-foot-deep thing*
Feels fine to me! Come on in, LM!

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

Wait I haven't put the water in yet!!!!

*gets hose pipe and puts it in pool*

can somone please turn the tap on?

[doleniel]

Do it yourself! You do have that elven magic, remember!

[Lady Melanie]

*waits patiently for Legolas to refill pool*
*When, that dosent happen, she pulls out her wand, casts a spell and refills the pool herself*
There, you go guys!!!

[Glorfindel]

Nice! That was much faster than Legolas :)

*feels the water*

Nice temperature too. Excellent!

*jumps in the pool*

[Gwaihir]

Aaaaww, good to have the ol' pool working again! :grin:
*twirls magic wand, and a water spout gun appears in her hand*
Take that! :) *squirts water with gun into Glorfy's face*

[Glorfindel]

Hey! that's not fair!

*swims to Gwaihir and pulls her under water*

[Ice Dragoness]

*takes a lead behind a tree*

Dont mind me, the loo in the pub's werent working!

*put hers hands in her pockets and goes off whistling innocently*

[Lady Melanie]

Why didn't you just use those toilets ID?
*points to row of tiolets*
*digs in her pocket and pulls out a humongus watergun*
Squirts Glory and Gwaihir in the face!
Mwhahahahahahahahaha!

[Glorfindel]

*looks to Gwaihir*

Will we take her?

**Gwaihir nods*
**they pull LM in the pool and starts a water-fight**

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

considers freezing the water with everyone in it then decides not too.....argh screw you guys...freezes pool water, then unfreezes it.

[Glorfindel]

*takes Melanies water gun and shoots water at Legolas*

[doleniel]

Legolas :nono: be good!

*uses her magic to warm up the now icy pool water*

[Glorfindel]

aah.... that's better :) thank you dol!
*looks angry at Legolas*

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

freezes the part of the pool where glorfy is and then doesn't bother to unfreeze it.

[Glorfindel]

argl... that - is - not - funny... now - unfreeze - the - water....

**freezes to death**

[doleniel]

Really, Legolas, what is with this vendetta against Glorfy? Play nice! and that applies for the Training Grounds too.

*unfreezes the not-quite-dead Glorfy*

[Glorfindel]

Thank you again, Dol... it seems like you need to stay saving my life... always caused by the same person!....
Now... join us in the pool!

[doleniel]

I already am in the pool, silly!

[Glorfindel]

You are?... **looks again** oh yes I see... sorry, that's an effect of Legolas' acting :p

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

goes and sits on sunbed and throws unflatable raft in the pool for them to play with.

[Glorfindel]

takes a cocktail and floats on a air-cushion

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

Lies down and throws in another inflatable toy.

[doleniel]

Yay, floaty toys!

[Glorfindel]

Floaty toysN What are floaty toys? *looks for his dictionary for the translation, but can't find it because he's in the pool*

[doleniel]

Inflatable pool toys. They float, see.

*Snickers at silly European boys*

[Glorfindel]

Heyheyhey, nothing against Europe, understood? okay... thank you for the explenation :p

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

throws floaty at her head.

[Glorfindel]

*takes a toy out of the water and plays with it*

aaah.... lovely water.... a smooth breeze, the sun..... paradise! :) :cool:

[doleniel]

*Considers splashing Legolas but decides not to as she is too lazy*

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

goes in pool and sinks the floaty that Dol is on.

[doleniel]

Oky, now thats too far!

*Starts water fight*

[Legolas of Mirkwood]

swims under water and grabs Dols foot and pulls her under just like in jaws!

OOC: Bye

[Glorfindel]

takes a watepistol and squirts water at the two others

OOC: are you away?

[doleniel]

*Kicks Legolas with other foot and surfaces, spluttering. Splashes Glorfy*