Ye Old Pirate Shop

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Ahoy there!!!! how are ye all, this shop is just a li'le place to by everything piratey. clothes, swords, peg legs, parrots, hats and more. unfortunately the only animals we sell are parrots... wouldn't want to put Yaster out of a job. this shop is owened by me and (apparently) LM lol. and Fee is an helper too. :grin: enjoy :grin:

[Feebeefi]

YAY!!!It's open!!

Can I help anyone?:grin:

[Lady Melanie]

Welcome to the ye old pirate shop everyone!
*Views empty shelves*
Im just going to get some stock, Di!
I'll be back soon!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

well i'm glad to see the staff are here :grin: but erm, it would help if we had stuff to sell...... *goes of the "parrots'r'us"*

[Feebeefi]

*rushes off and comes back with parrots in shoulders*

Here we go. Got some parrots!!

*looks around*.No bussiness at the mo.

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*walks out door and see's Fee come rushing in with parrots on her shoulder, spots carrage full of parrot food and stands and toys*
*shakes her head a bit shocked* oh, well thank you Fee :grin: i'll sopose i'll just go to a factoy store for some pirate clothes then... :grin: i might get some black things too, because i don't believe there is an assassin shop open... we'll still stay a pirate shop, but what pirate doesn't need black and knives? :)

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Ahoy there landlubbers! Ye got some pet shark collars in yer fine shoppe?

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

yip, *disapears into back of store* your very lucky I brought these with me when i came into the shop. *spreads out on counter varios types of collars* take your pick...

[Feebeefi]

You got there before me Di:grin:

Anyone else need serving??

*looks to see parrots fighting*:rolleyes: Typical
*goes to sort out parrots*

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

careful... you'll miss the next customer ;) i'll let you serve them when they come. :)

[Ceri Bloom]

oohh cool shop, shamei missed the preps, else i coulda helped too! mecry oh well, i guess i'll have to settle foe being an annoying chatty person whose permanently browsing :grin:

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

We welcome that type here ;) don't we Fee? *nudges fee* say whats a non-pirate looking kinda person doing in a shop like this? (no offence)

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Originally posted by Diamond of Long Cleeve
yip, *disapears into back of store* your very lucky I brought these with me when i came into the shop. *spreads out on counter varios types of collars* take your pick...

well...I was thinkin' somethin' like this red here...only wi' a special kind o' chain attached to it...see I need to put a ring trough his nose in case he gets frisky...and he does tha' quite often! Got somethin' like that?:grin:

[doleniel]

*Dol suddenly melts out of the shadows and everyone jumps. She snickers*

I love doing that! Wotcha got?

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

everything piratey dol, but i'll let Fee serve you *turns to Cuiel* right one of those.... *brings out a red coller with chain attached* this what ya want matey?

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Oh tha' be perfectly fine...wha' be these little silver rings along the collar for...decor or some other practical use?

[Feebeefi]

Hey Dol:wave:

*shows all the gear* Parrots, swords, costumes, collars everything basicly:grin:

Thanks Di!:grin: I think we might have to sepearate the parrots.

[Ceri Bloom]

Originally posted by Diamond of Long Cleeve
We welcome that type here ;) don't we Fee? *nudges fee* say whats a non-pirate looking kinda person doing in a shop like this? (no offence)

well you guys just happened to be my mates, and since i missed out on getting a job and ins on this place, so i thought i would hang around anways! :grin:

[Feebeefi]

Do you want to buy anything Ceri?

[Lady Melanie]

*The door bursts open and LM comes stumbling in*
I have been scouting out goods for our store for the last week, Di!
*Points outside to the seventeen wheeler filled with goods*
I went to best pirate ports in the word and now Im back!
Feebeefi, would you mind bringing the goods in?
*goes to relax in the back*

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*looks at Mel then Fee* don't worry i'll help you out Fee. oh and those are just for decoration but you can attach a lead to it if you want.

[Ceri Bloom]

do you want some help unloading? I might find something I like whilst helping you never know!! roflmao roflmao

[Wilwarin]

*Wil comes in and looks around at all the pirate gear*

Hey, this be a fine place ye have here. Can someone help me? I be lookin' fer a little vest for me monkey Captain Jack. Ye got anythin' like that?

[Nibinaraniel]

*Bess charges in.* THE BRITS ARE COMIN'! HIDE!!!!

[Lady Melanie]

*wakes up from her nap*
What are you talking about, Nib?
Me and Di acquired a trading licence before we started the shop so what would they want here?
Maybe they are looking for someone?
*turns to look at Nib curiously*
Oh, and Wil. I'll just have to check the inventory quickly to see if we stock vests. Be back in a minute!

[Nibinaraniel]

*BESS hides under the counters and holds her sword in her mouth, ready to fight if need be.*

[Lady Melanie]

*returns from storeroom*
Here you go Wil, we dont usually stock these but I managed to find one that we got as a free gift with one of our purchases.
*LM looks out her store window and notices some British soldiers walking past. One stops and enters her store*
Good day sailor! May I be of service to you?

[Nibinaraniel]

*watches the soldier carefully as he holds up a picture of Bess and asks if anyone here has seen her. Bess prays that no one will turn her in, even if the reward is REALLY high...*

[Lady Melanie]

*LM is speaking to the soldier*
How much did you say the reward was again?
*visions of luxury begin to fill LM's mind*
Sorry, I haven't seen her before in my life
*The soldier thanks LM and tells her if she hears anything she must report it*
*LM watches carefully as the soldier walks out and down the street*
*She then turns around to face Bess*

[Nibinaraniel]

*grins* Thanks mate!

[Wilwarin]

That was pretty close. Good on ye Mel.

*Looks at monkey vest* It's yellow. Hmm, I was kind o' hopin' fer somethin' like blue or red. Do yeh think I could order one?

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*comes back into shop* hey IBK what ye be doing here? there were some soldiers outside asking for ya but i didn't say any-thing.... i thought you were still on the white shark.. and you captian... *smiles at Wil*

[Feebeefi]

Hang on Wil *dashes to store room and brings out a royal blue vest*

Here you go

*goes to finish unloading LM's stuff*

[Lady Melanie]

Yes, IBK. i think its time that you explain to us why you are on the run from British soldiers!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

mmmmm, and what your doing off the white shark, i thought we told you to stay on the boa-ship :rolleyes:

[Cuiel Rilwen]

I'll have tha' collar...nothin's too good fer me Teddy! Maybe I can find some luck charms to attach to them rings...tha' would look handsomely good, don't ye think? How much is it then?

[Lady Melanie]

*LM is still waiting for IBK to explain herself*
*goes in back room, finds a white collar and some lucky charms in the shapes of skulls and crossbones*
Here you go cap!
That should be 1 piece of Aztec gold or 50 shillings.

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*ahem* who are you talking to mel? i already gave Rilwen collar (by the way thats 40 without the charms and 50 with)

[Wilwarin]

*Holds up blue vest* This is grand. But I thought ye said ye didn't have any others? Oh well, doesn't matter. How much is it then? *Puts the vest on Captain Jack just to make sure it fits* He looks mighty fine in it, don't yeh think?

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

erm don't ask... it's all a bit confusing 'round here... what with every-one getting diffrent suplies and stuff, i sopose it's better if one of us claims a customer to serve then the others claim a diffrent customer (gee, this should be in games the way i'm making it sound)

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Me thinks ye might be overstaffed! Maybe one of ye should stand at the door throwing customers in, in order to have work for everyone!:grin:

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*looks at Fee and Mel* well i ain't gonna stand at the door, i made this shop!!! *looks at Mel and Fee's faces* allright... but only for a bit....

[Feebeefi]

Thanks Di!!lolI'll take over the door later so you can do some serving:thumbs:

*turns to Wilwarin* Sorry bout that.That'll be 20 shillings.I found it among some other stuff of Lm's.It really needs sorting.I think he looks great in it!!:grin:

*finishes unpacking Lm's stuff*There!!! The storeroom is now organized!!!!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

few... now can we get some-thing on these empty shelves? oh and there some clothes rails over there that need filling with the stuff i ordered *glances out door* no-one around for miles.... so i think i'll just get to filling up those shelves and finding out when the clothes i ordered are gonna come, you can keep the customers happy :grin: *rushes off to back*

[Feebeefi]

errrrrr how?? I know!!

*whistles and parrots come flying over* You can watch these parrots perform amazing tricks!!! Any trick you can think of and they will do it!!:grin: Someone name a trick....

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*shouts from back* how about singing "a pirates life for me"?

[Feebeefi]

*turns to her fave parrot Jackie*Sing a pirates Life for me Jackie

*Jackie starts singing and everyone starts clapping and dancing*

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*comes out from back holding a pile of stock in her hands. Starts dancing and droppes all the stock* opps :blush: could some-one help me here?

[Feebeefi]

*rushes over to help Di*

I'll stand by the door now if you want:)

[Lady Melanie]

FB , you help Di sort out the stuff and I'll stand by the door.
*stands hopefully by the door looking up and down the empty street*

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*picks up stock and puts it on the shelves with Fee*
*looks at empty clothes rack* right, thats it i'm going to go get those clothes now!!! *walks out of door, then turns around* is any-one gonna help me then?

[Lady Melanie]

*hurries out of shop to help Di*
Feebeefi, do you mind watching the shop while I help di?

[Feebeefi]

Not at all!!!

*wanders round an empty shop singing songs.Soon the parrots join in and it's like a choir*

Can I train the parrots?? Animals are my speciality!!:thumbs: :grin:

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*shouts back because she has good hearing* Yea sure, that way we can charge more...

thanx for helping Mel *goes into factory shop and comes out with heaps of boxes*

[Feebeefi]

*starts traineing them.By the time Mel and Di get back Fee winks at them and they start singing in tune and dancing in line*

What do you think??

[Wilwarin]

*Wil comes back in and sees all the dancing, singing parots*

Hey, that's pretty neat. You know, you could open up a side show with them, make a little extra money.

Anyway, I be comin' in here to get one of them monkey perches. The hanging kind like Captain Barbosa had. It's gettin' mighty uncomfy with this monkey always on me shoulder!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*Di and Mel walk back in with loads of boxes to see loads of parrots dancing in a row* Gee, Fee, we should open a show outside to atract customers in, and to get a bit more dosh...

[Feebeefi]

*rushes to storeroom and brings out several monkey hanging thingies in different colours*
Which one would you like Wil??

*turns to Di* Yeah we should.When I finish serving Wil I'll set it up:grin: ;)

[Lady Melanie]

*goes outside and examines the store*
*comes back inside*
You know, if we knock that piece of wall down next to that window *points*, we could place like a booth thing which the parrots could sing at and we could lock up at night.

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

yea, we should get something to go over the top too, maybe get some colorful blankets to drape around them, you know, so they look more, whatcha call it, festive. *grabs sledge hammers and passes one to LM* do think that wall supports anything? :grin:

[Lady Melanie]

Well, it might be supporting the window, but lets go at it anyway.
Festive? Di, its like the middle of January! I think any chance of it being festive is long gone!:p

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

oh well you know, kinda native, might atrackt tourists

*Bangs wall down, the neighbors roof callapses*

*whisles innocently*

[Lady Melanie]

* the neighbour comes rushing out of his shop*
*LM and Di quickly hide their sledgehammers behind their backs*
NEIGHBOUR: what happened here (eyeing them suspiciously)
LM: thats what we came out to find out. It must have been an earthquake
*looks at Di for support*

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

erm, see it knocked down our wall too, ha, fancy that...
we were just gonna do that our- *gets nudged by Mel* what?

[Lady Melanie]

*kicks Di*
LM:Luckily we are insured against earthquakes. Are you insured?*asks neighbour*
NEIGHBOUR: No

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*stands looking towards the ground* you could always just put a performing monkeys stage there. we were gonna pu- *gets kicked by LM again*

[Wilwarin]

*Taps Di on the shoulder* Uh, sorry to bother you, since you seem to be in a situation, but can I pay for this? *Holds up monkey perch with gold trim* *Also holds up some gold coins*

Or, I could just go about me pirate way and take it without paying. Hehe.

[Feebeefi]

Wil you can give the money to me:grin:
*goes to see the neighbour with a load of parrots* Would you like a free performance of dancing and singing parrots
*watches without cracking up as a parrot drops something white on the neighbours head.While the parrots are entertaining Fee pulls Di and LM aside*
Now's the chance to sort out your story!

[Lady Melanie]

okay Di, listen up.
An earthquake hit, knocked the side of our front wall down and the neighbours wall. DONT mention anything about the booth thing!!!! Or THE PARROTS!!!
*turns back to neighbour*

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Right, didn't you feel the earthquake? it was gigantic!!!

[Wilwarin]

*Wil shakes her head as she takes her purchace and leaves the store*

These guys are somethin' else.

*Calls back into the store* I'll be back later mateys!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*signals thumbs up to Wil without taking her eyes off the suspecting neighbor*
Neighbor: So whats that behind you back then?

[Feebeefi]

Fee joins in:

"New Stock.Limited edition for our opening!But the earthquake destroyed it!!Typical isn't it?!Now we have to order new stuff!!After all the hassle in getting it!! Always the way isn't it"

*Neighbour seems satisfied and strolls off"
Simple wasn't it?!

*walks back into the store*

[Nibinaraniel]

*Bess comes out from the storeroom, carrying a few large items.* I be fine! Nothin' los'! Alright.... Ummm.... *looks at the neighbor* Who be he/she???

[Lady Melanie]

*watches neighbour walk back into his shop*
*pulls out instant tools and begins to build a booth for the parrots*:naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*helps IBK with boxes* say, ya didn't need to that, but it was mighty kind of you...

[Feebeefi]

*watches LM finish the booth*
I wonder if the neighbour looked at thier hairroflmao

OK parrots!!
*watches parrots hop along to the booth.*

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

great... but what if they see the booth?

[Lady Melanie]

umm... if the neighbours see the booth we will just say that we are utilising what the earthquake gave us!:naughty:

[Feebeefi]

Good thinking LM!:thumbs:

Ready Parrots??

*conducts parrots as they sing "pirates life for me*

[Lady Melanie]

*looks around*
hmmmm the parrots dont seem to be attracting any new customers. We need a new plan!
By the way, Fee, have you seen Di around?

[Feebeefi]

*looks around*

I think she's up to something!Probably bribing people to get customers inlol

[Lady Melanie]

Fee, we need to come up with a surefire plan to attract customers to our shop!
Could you advertise the shop in your sig?

[Feebeefi]

yeh, can you??

We could tell everyone in Mocha's cafe and in the ubs as well

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*rushs in telling every-one to hide*

[Feebeefi]

why?

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

it's a long story, i'll tell you later... *thousands of angry people come in and take all they can leaving a pile of money behing*

[Feebeefi]

What on earth?!!

Whats going on Di?

What have you done? And our stock!!It's all gone!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

um, blackmail...

[Lady Melanie]

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
*comes out from back room*
The stock! Its gone!!!!! Every last bit of it!
*sees pile of gold*
Well, I hope we at least made a profit!

[Feebeefi]

Yeah!! Now we need more stock already!:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

By the way the shop is advertised in my sig;)

I think Di should get the stock since this was her idea

[Lady Melanie]

The shop is also adveritsed in my sig Feebeefi!
Can you believe that they shut the training ground down?
Di, do you mind going to get some new stock while my and Fee watch the store for customers?
*goes to the back room to work out profit*

[Feebeefi]

*goes to see if the parrots are ok??then goes to help LM*

Have we?? made a profit?

[Lady Melanie]

*looks up at Fee smiling*
We are rich!!!!!
Hmmmm... I wonder where Di got all those customers from?

[Feebeefi]

Like she said, bribery

WE'RE RICH!!!!:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

[Lady Melanie]

*throws gold coins up in the air like they do in the movies*
We're rich!!!!!
*does a little dance*
We're rich!!!!

[Feebeefi]

*Fee and the parrots start dancing*

RICH!!!!

YAY!!!

[Lady Melanie]

Hmmmm, since Di is nowhere to be seen again! I'll go and buy some stock!
*grabs handfuls of gold*
See you later Fee!

[Feebeefi]

Great now I'm alone!!

*looks around then starts a wild dance with the parrots singing*

lalalalalalalalalalalalala

[Lady Melanie]

*sticks her head back in the door*
Calm down Fee!!!!!
What will the customers think?

[Feebeefi]

*jumps and starts blushing*

Errrr that I'm a mad person in a pirate shop:blush: :blush:

Sorry

*goes to sort out the parrots for the next show*

[Nibinaraniel]

*smiles as she enters yet again.* No chance o' me hidin' agin, is dere?

[Feebeefi]

IBK!!:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

*looks round* Hide under those clothes over there*points*

[Nibinaraniel]

Thanks, mate!*does so just as 2 British Soldiers walk in, looking for her.*

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*comes rushing in with loads of pirate clothes* Fee, I think black mail is the most amazing thing ever... *dances around in pile of gold*

[Nibinaraniel]

*waits until the soldiers are questioning Vane about blackmail to sneak into the room with the parrots.* Shhh......

[Feebeefi]

*whistles and the parrots go quiet.The british question Vane and DPK but they just shake their heads and the british leave*

You can come out now IBK!!

*turns to Vane* Now whats this about blackmail?!

[Nibinaraniel]

*comes out with five parrots attached to her arms and head.* Bloody birds! OW, OW, OW!!! WATCH THE SKIN, WATCH THE SKIN!

[Feebeefi]

*clicks fingers.All the parrots return to her in an instant*

Just got to know how to handle em;)

Want to buy one?

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

black-mail... how I got all those customers... I tell you I know something bad about every person on this Island...

[Feebeefi]

So you said if they came and brought out of this shop then you would keep their dirty deeds a secret:rolleyes:
Di!!:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

GREAT PLAN!!!!!lol;) :p

[Nibinaraniel]

*takes out a few gold coins.* How 'bout that nice quiet one....

[Feebeefi]

That blue one that never sings?? OK then
It's called Polly by the way:p

*calls Polly to her and whispers to her.Polly then flies to IBK*

There you go!!! You guys will get on fine!!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*grins* yip, and darn do I have some juicy gossip on those neighbors there!!! right they... *looks around and returns to pirate stance* um, tell you later if you intrested...

[Feebeefi]

oooooh tell me tell me!!lol

*waits for more customers*

[Nibinaraniel]

*smiles as she pets Polly.*

Polly: Polly want a cracker?

Bess: 0.o she speaks?????

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*whispers to Fee*
This neighbor of ours has been known to destroy his own property just to get the insurance. And then blames it on a earth-quake... no wonder he was so suspicous!!!

[Feebeefi]

Really?? Thats veeeeery intresting!!

*turns to IBK*

Polly talks, sings and dances.

[Nibinaraniel]

ooooo......
*gives Polly a cracker and pats her head.*

[Feebeefi]

Would you like to buy anything for her IBK??

[Nibinaraniel]

sure, wat ye got?

[Feebeefi]

We got jackets, stands, food, little pianos, stuff like that;)

[Nibinaraniel]

How 'bout a fine little necklace?

[Feebeefi]

*goes into the storeroom and brings out diamond and pearl necklaces*

Here's our selection.If you ask my opinion I think Diamond would go best with Polly's feathers;)

[Nibinaraniel]

*grabs a diamond necklace and puts it on Polly.* What do ye think my dear?
Polly: Shiver Me Timbers! AWK!
Bess: yes, just as I thought. I'll take it.

[Feebeefi]

Yep thats a very good choice IBK!

She know looks more pretty than before!;)

Anything else??

[Nibinaraniel]

No.

[Lady Melanie]

*Suddenly the door bursts open and LM comes bustling in*
Ahoy Mateys!
Ive been away but now Im back!!
Oh and I got yer some presents!
For Di: a gold compass to find her way
For Fe: a piratey flag with hot surfer dudes on it
For all our customers: surfboard keyrings with the skull and crossbow on them!
*starts singing*
Oh, a surfers life for me!

[Elfdaughter]

Er.... crossbow?? lol

Ere, can I get a parrot?

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Sure ED *shows ED to the parrots using her new shiny compass*

[Feebeefi]

lolThaks LM!!

*sits and stares at flag*

[Elfdaughter]

Now I just be needin' a name fer 'im!

[Feebeefi]

*jumps up out of trance*

Ye have chosen that green one wisely. He can talk like a pirate and sing good old fashioned pirate songs;)
How bout Jack fer a name?

[Elfdaughter]

That might be gettin' a bit confusin, what wi' yer Jack. Hmm... I think I be a callin' 'im.... Parrot Pete.

*ED happily carries Pete back to the Defiant, whilst he sings 'a pirate's life fer me'!*

[Lady Melanie]

*walks in to pirate shop to see it all covered in cobwebs*
Fee, Di? Is anyone here?
*no answer*
*LM grabs a broom and starts cleaning up the shop*

[Feebeefi]

*wakes up*

Im here! *starts cleaning*

[Elfdaughter]

Tuh! How can ye pirates let this shop get so dusty? Ere, ye aint be havin any jobs goin, be ye?

[Feebeefi]

Ask Di if ye can find her *finds her slumped in a corner with a rum bottle in her hand*
Typical! I guess you could help me and LM now and I'm sure Di will give ye a job;)
*hands ED a broom*

Shall I teach the parrots a new routine to try and get customers?

[Lady Melanie]

*sweeps floor*
Thats a good idea Fee! We could do with some new customers!
Hey ED, well you could manage our gold for the moment until we come up with something new! You can sort of be the treasurer! If you want to that is!

[Elfdaughter]

Aye! Gold is always a welcome sight! And I be a dishonest pirate, se ye can trust me not te take any... it's the honest ones ye've got te watch...

[Feebeefi]

*calls parrots over and start training them*

Yes we always need new customers

[Lady Melanie]

okay then ED,*thoughrly confused*
I guess I should never trust a honest pirate then!

[Elfdaughter]

Aye!! lol.... Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly… stupid.

[Lady Melanie]

Now that we have a treasurer to guard our gold. Does anyone have any foolproof plans to attract customers?
Do you think we should sell pirates rum?

[Elfdaughter]

Aye, that be a good idea!!

p.s.... 4500 POSTS!!! YAY!!!!!!

[Feebeefi]

OOC. Congrats ED!!

Yes definatly sell rum. Then we will be swamped.............and rich!!

[Elfdaughter]

Ere... we be swamped? But I hates getting me feet wet!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Come on guys lighten up, have some fun, we be rich!!! Throw a party or something, Fee, get some lights. mel, get some food. Ed, get- oh sorry forgot you don't work here. oh well, would you be a darling and print out some invitations?

[Feebeefi]

O sorry didn't I tell you? I have resigned until June. I am off to find fool proof plans in far awya places

*walks to door and blows a kiss*

Bye bye! I will be back

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Sorry.
Mel?

[Lady Melanie]

Hi Di!
Im here!
Wats happenin with the store?

[Nibinaraniel]

Ye'd be smart ter have me 'elp out. I have some mad business skills. I learned 'em from me ol' uncle.

[Lady Melanie]

Welcome to the team Nib!
Now do yer think yer could use those skills to get us some customers? :grin:

[Nibinaraniel]

Aye. *goes out and comes back with six people. They all seem really scared.* Here ye are. Welcome ter Ye Ol' Pirate Shop. *Bess whispers something that sounds a lot like "Ye Better Buy Summat."* See? They be very good customers.

[Lady Melanie]

*looks at customers*
*pulls Bess aside*
Where did yer get these people?
Yer didnt blackmail them did yer?

[Elfdaughter]

Come on guys lighten up, have some fun, we be rich!!! Throw a party or something, Fee, get some lights. mel, get some food. Ed, get- oh sorry forgot you don't work here. oh well, would you be a darling and print out some invitations?


Oi! I do work ere, remember?? Treasurer?? hmph. *ED sticks her tongue out.* Right, let's get these ere customers sorted!

[Lady Melanie]

Welcome back ED!!! Well except from the scared customers, business is slow!

[Elfdaughter]

Thanks LM. Aye, it looks slow. Well, all them pirates are out lookin' fer treasure... *ED quickly runs and checks the treasury box* Nope, all there. Good.

[Lady Melanie]

Arrggghh, bloody pirates
Always looking for treasure

[Nibinaraniel]

*looks at customers*
*pulls Bess aside*
Where did yer get these people?
Yer didnt blackmail them did yer?
Uhh, oh, look, more customers. *runs into the backroom while the others look to see the new customers, looking very scared. They all look relieved when they don't see Bess and are about to leave when Bess steps out with Polly and Jack on her shoulders.* Well, come in, ye scurvy dogs an' buy somethin'. *She glares at them all and they go and gather as much as they can carry and pay with gold coins. Bess nods as they leave and they run with the stuff they bought.* Tha' went well...

[Elfdaughter]

Aye! *ED counts the gold.* An' we be makin' a fair bit o gold an' all!

[Lady Melanie]

Good, but we seem to be running out of stock.
*wips out computer and goes on ebay*
Hmmmm Should we order pirate flags or cutlasses??

[Elfdaughter]

Both, we be able te afford 'em now!

[Lady Melanie]

*places the order*
They should be here tomorow
*looks around the store*
I reckon we could do with a clean up!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

OH NO!! we've been outbid!!! in the last two seconds alwell!!! *gets up from corner with laptop and heads towards Bess* You've got the right Idea there IBK!!! black mail thats word!!! it's best word yee've ever 'erd!!!! gimme a b, gimme a l, gimme a c, gimme a k, gimme a space, gimme a m, gimme a a, gimme a i, gimme a l!!!! AND WHAT DO YOU GET!?!?!?!?!?!?!? *falls over, a bottle of rum rolls away from her*

[Nibinaraniel]

*Bess picks up the rum and drinks the rest of it. She then helps Vane.* Ye mus' learn 'ow much ye kin 'old, lass. Bu' it be alright. *looks at the computer.* Wha'? Outbid? Wha' the bloody 'ell be this thing. *pokes computer*

[Elfdaughter]

Ah, it be one of them newfangled peices o' junk, Nib.

*ED fetches out her quill.* This be better...

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*looks at ED writing on the laptop with quill*

*screams and runs over to it*

*pushes ED away and starts trying to repair laptop*

[Lady Melanie]

*watches the two playing with the laptop from the corner she is sitting in*
Any customers yet?

[Elfdaughter]

Nah, neyone's comin' We be neein some proper parchment, Di, this stuff here, *she points to the laptop* Ain't much good fer writin' on.....

[Nala Greenleaf]

Nah, neyone's comin' We be neein some proper parchment, Di, this stuff here, *she points to the laptop* Ain't much good fer writin' on.....

ye'd be suprised theys comes in useful from time to time

[Lady Melanie]

*LM looks in the drawer of her desk and pulls out some parchment*
here you go!!!

[Elfdaughter]

ah!!! *ED starts scratching away happily on the parchament*

[Dante]

*Dante bursts in through the door*
"Thank lemmings you're open, help, I'm starting another RP and need everything on this list... A large pirate ship, an inflatable parrot, lotsa mead, a chicken, swords, lots of swords, more swords, a few shields, girls for the crew... actually you guys will do too... erm, oh, and a large supply of chocolate. Can you order this for us? Remember, money is no object becuase I don't have any."

[Elfdaughter]

*ED scribbles this down*

Aye, I think we may be havin' a few o' those. LM, what de say, matey?

[Lady Melanie]

Aye matey we have all yer need!!!
What be the name of this new RP?
When der yer need it ter be delivered?

[Dante]

Aye matey we have all yer need!!!
What be the name of this new RP?
When der yer need it ter be delivered?

Sw33t!
It shall be the next installment of the Kuboshi online series (Kuboshi being the planet/RPG universe that my 'original Dante' came from). But this time, it will mostly all be based around pirates and different ships sailing all over.
Hmm, actually, after the first Kuboshi website died (due to being on Homestead before they started charging insane prices) I haven't made a new one yet... so the order can take as long as you like really.

.... do you have rats too? Rats are cute!

[Elfdaughter]

lol..aye, if Vane's cat aint had 'em all....

[Lady Melanie]

well, the queens cat has never been near my rat!
*gives Scabbers some rat treats* He be the best rat eva!!!
Arrgggh, this order will be taking some time ter get together

[Elfdaughter]

VANE's cat...not Vani's....lol lol lol lol lol

[Telumehtar]

'Ey mates...can I be gettin' some eyeliner here? Mine was washed away when we attacked the Brits a few days ago...
~Telu :flamer:

[Feebeefi]

*walks in to see the place all dusty and no sign of life*

I'll look in the stockroom

*comes out covered in dust and coughing*

Here ye go!

[Telumehtar]

Thank ye....sorry 'bout the dust.
~Telu :flamer:

[Lady Melanie]

*comes inter the shop*
Why is this place all covered in dust?
Me thinks its been forgotten about

[Feebeefi]

Yes it seems to have been forgotten about *pulls out polish and dusters*

Lets get this place back to its normal scheming self lol

*looks in til*

errrrm was there money in this last time? coz there's none now

[Lady Melanie]

*mel rushes over ter the till*
All our petty cash be gone!!!
Luckily I put most of our money inter the bank!
I'm going ter get some of it, be back later!

[Feebeefi]

OK

*starts dusting and re-arranging displays*