The "Bed" Game.

[Sindarin]

Here's how this game works...

Us WarRinger's think up various LOTR quotes and then write the phrase "in bed" after the quote concludes.

This version is based on the original fortune cookie game.

The concept is simple. It begins whenever someone reads their fortune aloud to friends, and when they finish, that person says the words "in bed" as a comedic follow-up to their fortune.

I'll start us off. :)

GILDOR: I do not know why the Enemy is pursuing you, in bed.

[Magickcello]

naughty sindarin!!!!!!
GIMLI:Does he have no fear in bed?
FARAMIR: That is well, for I am not a king in bed.
:naughty:
lol

[Magickcello]

lol
GIMLI: nobody tosses a dwarf in bed!

[Orc]

Boramir: They have a cave troll.... in bed!

Galadriel: All shal love me and dispair ... in bed!

Galadriel: I pass the test.... in bed.

[hydra]

lol

FRODO: Get off the road quick!...in bed!

GANDALF: I was delayed...in bed

[Orc]

Sam: Please Mr. Galdalf, don't turn me into 'nuthin unatural... in bed!

Aragorn: The Horn of Boromir... in bed!

[Sindarin]

One Ring to rule them all, in bed.

[Sindarin]

GALADRIEL: Here is the mirror of Galadriel. I have brought you here so that you may look in it, in bed.

[hydra]

Sam: dont you loose him samwise...in bed

[hydra]

GANDALF:and what about from a very old friend... in bed


BILBO: THis is night to remember... in bed


MERRY: (stealing fireworks from gandalf)no the big one the big one...in bed

[Sindarin]

BOROMIR: What is this new devilry, in bed?

[Sindarin]

"There and back again, a Hobbit's tale, in bed."

[Sindarin]

SARUMAN: (to Lurtz) Whom do you serve, in bed?

[Sindarin]

SARUMAN: You do not know pain, you do not know fear, you will taste man flesh, in bed!

:naughty:

[hydra]

naughty Sindarin:nono:

LEGOLAS: There's a fell voice in the air...in bed

[hydra]

NAZGUL: give up the halfling...in bed
ARWEN: if youwant him come and claim him ...in bed

[Magickcello]

GOLLUM:sssss......precioussssss.......we wantss it we wantss it we wants it in bed!!

[Sindarin]

GANDALF: Meriadoc Brandybuck, and Piligrim Took, in bed, I should have known.

:naughty:

[Sindarin]

FRODO: (to Sam) I am glad you are here with me, in bed.

[Magickcello]

hey you took mine!!!!
lol
SAM:There is something that might be useful in bed!
GANDALF: Naked I was sent back-for a brief time, until my tast is done in bed
:elfeek:

[Sindarin]

GANDALF: My dear Frodo, Hobbits really are amazing creatures in bed.

[Magickcello]

lol

[Sindarin]

SAM: Never trust a Brandybuck or a Took in bed!

[Sindarin]

GANDALF: (to Frodo) I will help you bare this burden, as long as it's yours to bare in bed.

[Black Rider]

Elrond: You shall be the fellowship of the ring, in bed.

Arwen: Do you remember when we first met in bed?
Aragorn: I thought I had strayed into a dream in bed.
Arwen: Long years have passed in bed....

right, any of the lines sound naughty in that scene lol

Elrond: Gandalf, the Ring cannot stay here in bed!

Frodo: What do you want?
Aragorn: A little more caution from you in bed.

Sam: Let him go, or I’ll have you in bed!

[Pil]

roflmao roflmao roflmao lol lol lol

GIMLI: The fellowship has failed...in bed!

GANDALF: A wizard is never late frodo baggins...in bed!

ARAGORN: The same blood flows through my veins...the same weakness...in bed!

ARAGORN: You said you would bind youself to me...in bed!

BOROMIR: If this is indeed the will of the council, then gondor will see it done...in bed!

BARLIMAN: Dangerous folk they are...wandering the wilds...in bed!

SAM: We're going to see the elves...in bed!

[A! Elbereth]

Frodo: What will I see... in bed

Galadriel: I know what it is you saw... in bed

Boromir: If this is indeed the will of the council, then Gondor will see it done, IN BED!!! ARGHH! :naughty: lol

Legolas: Have you heard nothing Elrond has said... in bed

Legolas: The ring must be destroyed.. in BED! :o

[Sindarin]

SARUMAN: (to Gandalf) Your love for the Halfling's leaf has clearly slowed your mind, in bed.

[Sindarin]

FRODO: I know what I must do, it's just... I'm afraid to do it, in bed.

[Sindarin]

GANDALF: I'm looking for someone to share in an adventure, in bed.

[Illuvatar]

Aragorn: You have my sword....in bed.

Legolas: And you have my bow...in bed.

Gimli: And my AXE....in bed.

lol :naughty:

[Sindarin]

GANDALF: Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks, in bed.

[Daughter of Finarfin]

Gandalf to Faramir: "Do not throw your life in bed away rashly or in betterness, you will be needed here, for other things than war. Your father loves you in bed, Faramir, and will remember it ere the end."

Legolas: "The thought of those merry young folk driven in bed like cattle burns my heart."

[Sindarin]

roflmao

[Sindarin]

BOROMIR: You carry the fate of us all, little one, in bed.

[Wilwarin]

Originally posted by Sindarin
GANDALF: Meriadoc Brandybuck, and Piligrim Took, in bed, I should have known.

:naughty:



lol lol roflmao lol lol


:naughty:

[Little Devil]

*gasp* * gasp* u guys r sooooooooo funny!!!!

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao :grin: :grin: :grin: :):) :): :) :):)

[Pil]

ARAGRON: Ride hard...in bed! :elfeek: :elfeek: :nono: :nono: :o :o

FRODO: The half the shire's been invited...in bed!

[Little Devil]

Aragon 'Lets hunt some orc..in bed'

[Pil]

FRODO: Tell me everything...in bed!

[Bonos-Girl]

by night these hills will be swarming with orcs...in bed

[Little Devil]

Bromir: Give them a moment for pity sake...in bed.

[Sindarin]

ARWEN: What's this? A Ranger off his guard, in bed?

[Pil]

Never happens to an elf though....does it?! :naughty:

[Bonos-Girl]

nobody tosses a dwarf in bed (sorry if it's already been done!!!)

[Elf angel]

Originally posted by Pil
ARAGRON: Ride hard...in bed! :elfeek: :elfeek: :nono: :nono: :o :o

FRODO: The half the shire's been invited...in bed!

lol lol lol roflmao
:evilcool:

[Little Devil]

Pippen: What about breakfast...in bed?

[Eowyn]

lol
oh and Pil! :o
I can't believe you! :elfeek:

[Sindarin]

GALDALF: The ring must be destoryed in bed!

(repost?)

[Undomiel]

GIMLI: I'll die before i see the ring in the hands of an elf in bed

[Little Devil]

This one's a bit off track:
Shrek: I'm a terrifying ogre......in bed. :o

[Sindarin]

GANDALF: Let the ring bearer decide in bed.

[Sindarin]

BOROMIR: We make for the Gap of Rohan in bed. :elfeek:

[Sindarin]

FRODO: There's something down there in bed.

[Sindarin]

GANDALF: All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us in bed.

[Little Devil]

Merry or Pippen: Are we lost?.....in bed

[Eowyn]

why oh why do I twist these things! bad mind. oh well, its funny! :grin:

[Little Devil]

bad thoughts!! bad thoughts! *hits self on head*

[Eowyn]

lol

[A! Elbereth]

Aragorn: let's hunt some Orc in bed!!!!

Aragorn: We will not let Merry and Pippin be tormented to death.. in bed

Arwen: I am the faster rider... in bed :elfeek: :o :elfeek: :o :elfeek:

Pil look what you made me think of!!!!!!! lol roflmao

[Tary]

Originally posted by Little Devil
Pippen: What about breakfast...in bed?

OH THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY.

[Adunauriel]

Legolas- "it is not the Eastern shore that worries me...... in Bed."

[Little Devil]

Frodo: It's wonderfaul to see you Gandalf .....in bed.

[Undomiel]

roflmaoroflmaoroflmaoroflmao

[Isiltári]

Galadriel: Even the smallest person can change the course of the future...in bed.

[Mirkgirl]

Treebeard: if I had seen you before I heard you, I should have just trodden on you, taking you for little Orcs, and found out my mistake afterwards... in bed

[Adunauriel]

Legolas- "And I offer my bow........ in bed."

[Little Devil]

Arwen: Do you remember when we first met...in bed? :naughty:

[Adunauriel]

Merry: "Well, I guess that leaves you out".... in bed

[Little Devil]

Frodo: What are you doing.....in bed?

[Eowyn]

yes frodo you should be working! :nono:

[Adunauriel]

Legolas: "He has been doing somthing to them....For these Isengarders are more like wicked Men." ... in Bed

[Little Devil]

Sam: Strider will look after them...in bed :naughty:

[Sindarin]

SAM: Let him go, or I'll have you, longshanks in bed!

[Adunauriel]

"They will not sink, lade them as you will; but they are wayward if mishandled."...... in bed.;)

[Little Devil]

Boromir: They have a cave-troll......in bed

[Adunauriel]

Galadriel: "I know what you see, for it too is in my Mind."....in bed

[Eowyn]

I'm beginning to think Galadriel has a dirty mind! :naughty:

[Adunauriel]

that's cause she does...lol

[Little Devil]

hehe....lol

[Adunauriel]

Galadriel: "He has fallen into Bed."

[Little Devil]

Galadriel: The quest now stands upon the edge of the bed.

[Ithielnor]

THEODEN: How many?
ARAGORN: 10,000 in [a] bed!!

There were 10,000 in the bed and the littlest said "roll over......
lol sorry

HAMA: Here, lord, is Herugrim, your ancient blade, it was found in his(grima's) bed......many other things are there which men have missed!!

[Lintefaniel]

...I wish none of this had happened, in bed
So do all of those who live to see such times, in bed....

[Adunauriel]

Elrond: " You will be know as the Fellowship of the Bed?

[Iarfirithwen]

Legolas: He is no mere ranger in bed ;)

Gandalf: I hear it's going to be a party of special magnificance in bed.

Legolas: He was taken by a bo shadow and flame. A Balrog of Morgoth, for we went needlessly into the net of Moria in bed.

Hama: The staff in the hand of a wizard may be more than a prop for age in bed.
:naughty:
Legolas: Keep these well, for they come from the Golden Wood and the Lady of Lothlorien gave them to me in bed

Faramir: I would hazard that Isildur's Bane lay between you in bed

Theoden: Let the heralds announce to the folk that the Lady Eowyn will lead them in bed
Hama: Let her be as lord to the Eorlingas in bed

[Iarfirithwen]

Legolas:
Something draws near. ... I can feel it in bed.

Iarfirithwen:
'tis just me, my husband and love.
:loveyou:

lol roflmao lol

[Frodo's Love]

Gandalf: "Don't tempt me, Frodo...in bed!"

(a little later:)

Frodo:"Where shall we meet?"
Gandalf: "At the Prancing Pony. In bed." :naughty:

[Mathew6]

Gimli:there is still one dwarf in moria who still draws breath....in bed

[Bess the Bard]

Aragorn: Boromir, give Frodo the Ring...in bed.

Frodo: The Ring has taken Boromir...in bed.

Frodo: Can you protect me from yourself...in bed.

Gimli: My cousin Balin would give us a royal welcome...in bed.

Frodo: What's the Elvish word for friend...in bed.

[Frodo's Love]

Frodo: "Shire! Baggins!! But that will lead them here...in bed!!!"
:elfeek:

[Little Devil]

Gandalf: Keep it secret.....in bed.

[Moraneah]

I will take this ring to bed, though I know not where.

[Adunauriel]

Legolas: "Why doesn't that surprise me... in bed"

[Sindarin]

SAM: We're going to see the elves in bed.

(repost?)

[Adunauriel]

Frodo: "I thought you wanted to see the Elves.... in bed"

[Sindarin]

FRODO: It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill him when he had the chance in bed.

[Saruman]

Gandalf: Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks in bed!

[Saruman]

Saruman: He cannot yet take physical form, but his spirit has lost none of its potency in bed.

[Adunauriel]

Gandalf: "It was pity that stayed Bilbo hand in bed....."

[Orkybash]

Eomer: "What business does an elf, a man, and a dwarf have in bed?"

Gandalf: "There is still time... time enough to counter Saruron if we act quickly in bed!"

[Firith Evenstar]

lmao! these are great....
~~~~~~

Gandalf- "YOU...CANNOT PASS....IN BED!":o

[Orkybash]

Glad you like 'em, Firith! :)

Sam: "I don't think Gandalf meant for us to come this way in bed" :o

Frodo: "He didn't mean for a lot of things to happen in bed."

[Firith Evenstar]

To Sam: "Well things are a bit better than you think. I have had a bit of luck while you were away in bed"~Frodo :naughty: roflmao

[Orkybash]

Boromir: It is a strange fate that we must suffer so much fear and doubt in bed over so small a thing... such a little thing... lol

[Moraneah]

Arwen: What's this a ranger in bed, caught off his guard??

[Sindarin]

ARWEN: Do you remember what I told you?
ARAGORN: You said you'd bind yourself to me in bed.

[Sindarin]

ARAGORN: You cannot wield it in bed, none of us can!

[Aranel]

And the three kindreds of the Eldar were gathered at last in bed, and Melkor was spanked

lol I couldn't decide whether this should be in the bed game or the spanking game... so I thought - why stop at just one?

[Bess the Bard]

Arwen to Aragorn: "Your path lies with Frodo, in bed."

[Sindarin]

BOROMIR: The shards of Nasril in bed.

[Bess the Bard]

Aragorn to Haldir: "You are most welcome, in bed."

[Sindarin]

LEGOLAS: You would die before your stroke fell in bed!

[Elven Daughter]

(from TTT)

Legolas: You look terrible... in bed.

[Arwen Undomiel]

OH MY GOOOOD! i am pi**ing myself laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gimli: toss me!!!
aragorn: what?
gimli: i cannae do it so you'll just have to toss me in bed!

legolas: we have followed you this far, and you have not lead us astray in bed.

arwen: if you trust nothing else, trust us in bed.

[Eowyn]

lol
mean people its hard to laugh quietly! lol

[Arwen Undomiel]

gandalf to aragorn: look for my coming in bed.

sauron: i seeee youuuu in bed

saruman: there will be no dawn for men in bed

aragorn: show them no mercy in bed, for they shall show you none!

[Eowyn]

Eomer: trust not to hope, for it has forsaken this bed!

[Arwen Undomiel]

legolas: the white wizard approaches in bed

aragorn. do not let him speak. we must be quick in bed

[Arwen Undomiel]

may i just take this opportunity to praise sindarin for coming up with, what i believe, is one of the best thread ideas ever so far! so happy happy! :)

gollum: we swearsssss to serve the master in bed. we swearsssss.

gollum: look! see what smeagol finds in bed??!!!

frodo: i do not ask you to come in bed, sam
sam: i know mr. frodo. i doubt these elvish cloaks'll hide us

merry: our friends need our help in bed!

treebeard: now master merry, don't be hasty in bed!

[Arwen Undomiel]

sorry i just can't seem to stop adding to this threadlol

[from ttt]

aragorn to gandalf the white: who are you?! SHOW YOURSELF IN BED!

haldir: an alliance once existed between elves and men. we come to honour that allegiance in bed [something legolas is apprarently fond of doing]

eomer: orcs are roaming these lands freely; unchallenged, unchecked in bed

;)

[Sindarin]

SARUMAN: The friendship of Saruman is not easily cast aside in bed!

[Sindarin]

GANDALF: I come back to you now at the turn of the tide in bed.

[Bess the Bard]

Arwen: The light of the Evenstar does not wax and wane in bed.

[Elven Daughter]

Sam: I can carry enough for two in bed.

Glorfindel: I was sent from Rivendell to look for you in bed.

Haldir: The name Aragorn, son of Arathorn, is known in Lorien, and he has the favor of the Lady in bed.

[Aranel]

Originally posted by ElvenDaughter1
(from TTT)

Legolas: You look terrible... in bed.

How would he know?? :o :naughty:

[Arwen Undomiel]

[from fotr]

galadriel: you offer it to me freely... in bed.

[from ttt]

galadriel: isengard has been unleashed... in bed.

theoden: and do you trust your king... in bed?

frodo: nothing ever dampens your spirits... in bed, does it sam?

[Herenyë]

Gimli: Never trust an Elf...in bed

Legolas: He is no mere ranger. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your alligance...in bed

[Aranel]

Boromir: You cannot just walk into bed!

[Herenyë]

Aragorn: Are you frigthened...in bed? *sorry cant spell it right*

[Little Devil]

Gimli: Toss me...in bed :naughty:

[Herenyë]

haha

Galadriel: May there be a light when all lights are out in bed

*quote might be wrong but at least you know what im talking about lol*

[Evenstar]

TTT
Sam to Faramir: "You want to know why your brother died in bed?":(

[Evenstar]

Sauron: You cannot hide in bed!

[Orkybash]

Theoden: Let this be the hour when we draw swords together in bed!

Aragorn: She is sailing to the Undying Lands with all that is left of her kin in bed.

Eomer: How long has it been since Saruman bought you, Grima? What was his price in bed?

[Evenstar]

Little Rohirrim Girl: Where's Mama? In bed?

Can't remember if she said 'mama' , that's just a guess.

[Orkybash]

Treebeard: I knew these trees in bed since nut and acorn! :elfeek:

[Herenyë]

lol lol lol

[Little Devil]

Hmmmmm........Treebeard has a dark side. ;) lol lol

[Herenyë]

I think they do......lol lol lol.....

Legolas: A red sun rises in bed. Blood has been splattered in bed...

*?? lol*

[Little Devil]

roflmao

[Bess the Bard]

Eowyn: They had no warning, in bed.

[Herenyë]

Galadriel: I can not deny that i long for this.....in bed


*hopefully i get the quote right lol*

[Arwen Undomiel]

it's "i cannot deny that my heart has greatly desired this..." but it would still fit in with the "in bed" bit putri! ;)

[Undomiel]

Éowyn: The Lord Aragorn-where is he? In bed?

*Éowyn runs off to find him :naughty:*

[Ithielnor]

Aragorn: "What do you fear in bed"

[Herenyë]

Legolas: Doesnt this suprise me in bed

heehee

[Little Devil]

Legolas: Your friends are with you Aragon....in bed! :efleek:

[Bess the Bard]

Theoden: A great host, you say...in bed.

[HeIsRisenIndeed]

Gimli: We dwarves aren't meant for cross country.....in bed

[HeIsRisenIndeed]

Originally posted by Sindarin
ARWEN: Do you remember what I told you?
ARAGORN: You said you'd bind yourself to me in bed.

Lol!

[Little Devil]

Frodo: What do you know in bed? Nothing! ;) lol

[Herenyë]

lol roflmao

Gollum: Come Come Master....in bed

[Aranel]

Oh dear, unpleasant mental images of Gollum, there...

Gollum: We wantss it...in bed!

Sorry, was that even worse? :angel: :wicked:

[Herenyë]

lol.......roflmao

off the subject
Sam: Grrr I warned i will kill him if he tries anything.....but he didnt listen....so ha he will DIE.....uhh Oh hi Mister Frodo didnt know you were there.....
Frodo: Uhhh *thud*

okay now on the subject :grin:

Frodo: I know what i have to do.....Im just afraid to do it.....in bed
Frodo: What must i do....in bed?

[Little Devil]

Legolas: Your friends are with you Aragon.....in bed. ;) lol

[Herenyë]

lol

Aragorn: Get him on his feet.....in bed..... *???*

Legolas: And you have my bow in bed ;) lol

[Eowyn]

Originally posted by PutriLeggie
lol roflmao

Gollum: Come Come Master....in bed

:o great thanks for that :o

[Little Devil]

Gollum: Massssster isss our friend........in bedsssss :) lol

[Moraneah]

"Give them to us raw and wriggling , in bed."

[Arwen Undomiel]

gollum: master should be sleeping. master needs to keep up his strength in bed...

[Sindarin]

SARUMAN: He cannot yet take physical form, yet his spirit has lost none of its potency in bed.

[Little Devil]

Gandalf: How do you know this?
Saruman: I have seen him.....in bed.

[Herenyë]

lol roflmao.....

Eowyn, your welcome :thumbs: lol heehee

[Daughter of Gondor]

Theoden: Last time I chacked, it was Theoden not Aragorn that was King in bed.

[Little Devil]

Aragon: Whether you risk it or not open war is upon you...in bed.

[Daughter of Gondor]

Gandalf: Dark fire will not avail you in bed.

Aragorn: I had hoped we would loose him on the river, but he is too clever... in bed.

[Herenyë]

Arwen: There is still hope...in bed
Elrond :elfeek: lol

[Arwen Undomiel]

galadriel: do not worry, young master peregrin; you will find your courage... in bed.

[Sindarin]

ELROND: Now at last the hour has come that you have wished for, Frodo. Here is a friend that you have long since missed in bed.

[Herenyë]

Elrond: Welcome Strangers from distance land....in bed
:elfeek: lol

[Arwen Undomiel]

treebeard: i will keep you safe and safe is where i'll keep you... in bed

treebeard: there was a time when saruman would walk in my woods but now he has a mind of mischief and meddle... in bed

treebeard: they come with fire! they come with axe! knawing, biting, hacking... in bed!

oooh he's a saucy one, that treebeard...!

[Little Devil]

Treebeard: Most of these tree's were my friends....in bed lol

[Arwen Undomiel]

oooh there's a sexual innuendo in every line of his... lol lol

aragorn: some great evil gives speed to these creatures... in bed.

aragorn: legolas, what do your elf eyes see... in bed?

aragorn: a hobbit lay here... in bed.

[Evenstar]

lol lol

[Sindarin]

GANDALF: Let me risk a little more light in bed.

[SindarinGirl]

Eomer: "... but do not trust to hope, it has forsaken this bed."

"...Nine were given to mortal men, who above all else desire power in bed."

[Herenyë]

roflmao

Saruman: There is work to be done in bed

:elfeek: lol

[Arwen Undomiel]

gandalf: they passed this way, the day before yesterday - does that comfort you... in bed?

leggs: aragorn, something is out there... in bed.

grima: late is the hour in which this conjuror chooses to appear... in bed.

[Sindarin]

FRODO: What's the Elvish word for friend in bed?

[Herenyë]

Sam: I know and im going with you in bed

heehee

[SindarinGirl]

Pippin relating how Merry and he met Gandalf in Fangorn: "But Gandalf," I cried, "where have you been? And have you seen the others in bed?"

Eomer to Gimli in Helm's Deep: "But oft the unbidden guest proves the best company in bed. How came you there?"

Gandalf: "This is Shadowfax, Lord of all horses in bed." (and that's saying something! :naughty: )

[Nessa the Dancer]

Oooo! I shouldn't really but....
Frodo: Are you Mr Butterbur?
Butterbur: That's right, Barliman is my name. Barliman Butterbur at your service...in bed

[Little Devil]

Frodo: We're looking for Gandalf the Grey in bed. ;)

[Sindarin]

ARAGORN: Awake! The shadow is gone and all darkness is washed clean in bed!

[Nessa the Dancer]

Frodo: The only thing to do is go off in a quite unexpected direction.
'But that can only mean going through the Old Forest' said Fredegar horrified. 'You can't be doing that. It is quite as dangerous as Black Riders in bed'.

[SindarinGirl]

Pippin: Shortcuts make long delays in bed.

[Nessa the Dancer]

lol
Frodo: But Inns make longer ones...in bed

[Herenyë]

Legolas: And you have my bow.....in bed :naughty: lol :grin:

Pippin: It seems that they are looking for something....in bed

Gandulf: Fly you fools in bed!

[Little Devil]

Gandalf: There is only one Lord of the Bed. ;)

[Sindarin]

I just had a humorous epiphany, Little Devil. :naughty:

"Light as a swan's feather in my bed you are..."

[Arwen Undomiel]

celeborn: tell me, where is gandalf the grey, for i much desire to speak with him... in bed

galadriel: he [gandalf] has fallen into shadow...
leggs: he was taken by a balrog... in bed

galaddy: needless were the deeds of gandalf the grey... in bed

[Herenyë]

Legolas *to Aragorn*: You look terrible in bed

[Arwen Undomiel]

nasty orc talking about aragorn: he took a little tumble... in bed!

[Herenyë]

lol

Gandulf: they were here the day before yesterday in bed

[Little Devil]

Legolas: We must leave, we cannot linger.....in bed. ;)

[Sindarin]

FRODO: What do you want?
ARAGORN: A little more caution from you in bed.

[Herenyë]

Legolas: Come on Gimli.....in bed :elfeek: lol ;)

[Arwen Undomiel]

gandalf: fool of a took!!! throw yourself in bed!

[Herenyë]

lol

Legolas: (i think this is a repost forgot) You owe him your alliganice in bed ;)

[Sindarin]

ARAGORN: By my life or death, I will protect you in bed. I will.

[Sindarin]

SAM: You've been into farmer Maggot's bed!

[Sindarin]

BOROMIR: Why do you recoil in bed, I am no thief.

[SindarinGirl]

Boromir: If you would but lend it to me a little while in bed.

[Little Devil]

Frodo: You are not yourself in bed.
( a wild animal Boromir is ) lol ;)

[Herenyë]

Boromir tisk tisk :nono: he IS a wild animal.....no wonder Tar likes him lol ;)

Pippin: And were going too in bed

[Little Devil]

Merry: How do we know we can trust this Strider....in bed? (another animal!)

[Herenyë]

AHHHH too much animals........

Legolas: 300 against 10,000 in bed? :elfeek: lol

[Aranel]

Originally posted by Sindarin
FRODO: What do you want?
ARAGORN: A little more caution from you in bed.
:o never thought he'd be that sort of hobbit! Doesn't he know about safety?!

[Herenyë]

Celeborn: I wish to speak to gandulf in bed.....(repost? forgot)

[Little Devil]

Frodo: The Ring is getting heavier...in bed.

[Herenyë]

Aragorn: Not nearly enough in bed

[Stone Drake]

Saruman:
So Gandalf Greyhame thinks he has found the lost king of Gondor. It matters not. The world of men will fall in bed.
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Gollum:
They're thieves. They're filthy little thieves, they stole my precious, and we wants it in bed.
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Gandalf:
Now, well, that should please him in bed.
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Frodo:
Half the Shire's been invited in bed!

[Moraneah]

Smeagal: I've lossst my precioussssss, in bed.

[Little Devil]

Frodo: you've been offically labled the disturber of the peace espically in bed! lol

[Stone Drake]

Gimli:
Aragorn! These woods are perilous. We should go back.
Haldir:
You have entered the realm of the Lady of the Wood. You cannot go back. Come. She is waiting, in bed.

[Little Devil]

Celeborn: Tell me where is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak to him in bed. :naughty: lol

[Sindarin]

FRODO: Go back, Sam! I'm going to bed alone!

[Sindarin]

GANDALF: He's breeding an army in the beds of Isengard.

[Herenyë]

Treebeard: Do you know the Entwives in bed?

[Little Devil]

Saruman: There will be no dawn for men...in bed. ;)

[TheRingBearer]

I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened in bed

[Little Devil]

Sam: They kept going...in bed, because they were holding onto something. :naughty: lol

[TheRingBearer]

He stands not alone in bed

[Orkybash]

Sam: Let's just tie him up in bed!

[Arwen Undomiel]

sam: every orc in mordor's gonna hear this racket in bed!

[Sindarin]

GIMLI: There are some who say there are no Dwarf women in bed.

[Tári Celebrindal]

ARAGORN: You have put your foot in it...in bed! Or should I say your finger? :elfeek:

[TheRingBearer]

Eomer: "To The King In Bed!!!"

[Little Devil]

lol Emor: It is forsaken in this bed. ;)

[Herenyë]

Legolas: Ai! Ai! A balrog is coming in bed :elfeek:

[Sindarin]

GANDALF: Hobbits really are amazing creatures. You can learn all there is to know of their ways in bed in a month, and after a hundered years, they can still surprise you.

[Sindarin]

SAM: If I take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from bed I've ever been.

[Sindarin]

ARAGORN: Beds are no place for a pony. Even for one as brave as Bill.

[Stone Drake]

Uglúk:
What is it? What do you smell in bed?

[Stone Drake]

Aragorn:
Not idly do the leaves of Lorien fall in bed.

[Herenyë]

Legolas: Come on Gimli....in bed

[Aranel]

Gimli: Dwarf women look so much like dwarf men in bed

(Can't remember exact words...oh dear. That means I'll just HAVE to watch it again... Oh well. I'm sure I can force myself... ;) )

[Arwen Undomiel]

why is lotr SOOOOO dirty???!!! maybe it's just out minds... roflmao roflmao

[Herenyë]

Hey....this game is called the bed game....its not my fault :huh: lol heehee........roflmao Aranel!!! that was a good one :thumbs:

Arwen: You have the gift of forsight in bed

[Little Devil]

Aragon: What do you fear good lady in bed?

[SindarinGirl]

My apologies if this is a repost, but when I saw TTT again last night, I completely lost it at this point:

Frodo: No wait! This creature is bound to me and I to him, in
bed.

I almost snorted my soda.

Frodo's got his freak on! roflmao

[Aranel]

Gollum: We'll let HER deal with them.... in bed!

[Evenstar]

Faramir: Boromir was my brother... in bed. :naughty:

[Aragornfan]

Legolas: A shadow and a threat has been growing in my bed.:elfeek:

[SindarinGirl]

Originally posted by Evenstar
Faramir: Boromir was my brother... in bed. :naughty:

Oh, that's just wrong.

lol lol lol

[Aragornfan]

If this one's been done - sorry!

Bilbo: I've thought of an ending to my book - and he lived happily ever after, until the end of his days.......in bed.

[Herenyë]

(from book)
Merry: He is less testy.....in bed

[Narisunell]

i read all 17 pages of this! it's all so funny!

Aragorn: Are you frightened in bed?
Frodo: *nods*
Aragorn: not nearly frightened enough! :naughty:

(i'm not sure if this is in the book or movie, but this IS in someone's sig, so here goes!)

Faramir: I don't not love the sword for it's sharpness, nor the arrow for it's swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend in bed!

(i dunno if i got the quote exact)
Gimli: Might i have... just a strand of your hair.... in bed?

Haldir: You will have to go blindfolded in bed.


:naughty: :naughty:

these are VERY funny!

[Aranel]

Can't remember if this has been done, but...

Saruman: You will taste manflesh - in bed!

*shudders* Horrible mental images there... :o