The New "Pants" Game

[Sindarin]

This game is somewhat similar to the "bed" game.

Except this time we exchange the phrase "in bed", for "without pants" at the end of each LOTR quote.

FRODO: (to Sam) I thought you wanted to see the Elves without pants.

[Pil]

SAM: We did what gandalf wanted us to do didn't we....without pants!

GANDALF: The ring WANTS to be found...without pants!

FRODO: Half the shire's been invited...without pants!

LEGOLAS: Orcs...without pants!

LEGOLAS: You mean not to follow them...without pants!

GIMLI: NEVER TRUST AN ELF...without pants!

lol i love this! lol

[Illuvatar]

Hehehe...

Gimli: Nobody tosses a dwarf without pants!

Lurtz: Find the Halflings without pants!

Galadriel to Gimli: And just what would a dwarf ask of the Elves without pants?

Gimli to Galadriel: To look upon the Lady of The Galadrim a second time..without pants!

:blush:

[A! Elbereth]

Frodo: What will I see without pants!

Boromir: If this is indeed the will of the council, the Gondor will see it done - wihtout pants!

lol

[Magickcello]

lol this post is great!
GANDALF: YOU SHALL NOT PASS WITHOUT PANTS!!!!
SAURUMAN:You do not know pain, you do not know fear...you shall taste man flesh without pants!
ARWEN:Do you remember when we first met....without pants?
ARAGORN:I thought I had strayed into a dream....without pants
ARWEN: Do you remember what I told you.....without pants?
ARAGORN: You said youd bind yourself to me forsaking the immortal life of you people....without pants :elfeek:

[Sindarin]

roflmao

[Sindarin]

SAM: I haven't been dropping no eves, without pants.

[Sindarin]

GANDALF: There are older and more foul creatures than orcs in the deep places of the world without pants.

[Daughter of Finarfin]

Begining of The Hobbit: In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit without pants.

Movie Saruman: "Smoke rises from the mountain of doom, the hour grows late and Gandalf the Grey rides to Isengard without pants."
Movie Saruman: "Concealed in his fortress the eye of Mordor sees all wihtout pants."

[Little Devil]

Aragon 'Lets hunt some Orc....without pants!'

Arwen 'If u want him come and claim him.....without pants!'
lol lol lol

[Pil]

BILBO: I'm sorry that you must bear this burden...without pants.

[Sindarin]

GALADRIEL: In place of a dark lord, you would have a queen, without pants!

[Little Devil]

roflmao roflmao

[Kwijibo]

Gondor had no king, Gondor needs no king without pants.

Chapters:
A Journey in the Dark Without Pants
The Battle of the Pellenor Fields Without Pants
The Ring Goes South Without Pants
The Breaking of the Fellowship Without Pants
The Choices of Master Samwise Without Pants

[TheRingBearer]

This is hilairious lol roflmao roflmao lol

Gandalf: All we have to do is to decide what to do with the time that is given to us.. without pants.

Frodo: Can you protect me from yourself without pants.

Frodo: I'm glad you're with me Sam, without pants.

Elrond: Men are weak without pants. lol lol

[Little Devil]

Saruman: We must join with him Gandalf, we must join with him....without pants.

[Bonos-Girl]

they have a cave troll.....withought pants!

[Eowyn]

roflmao roflmao
I have to think of some.

EOWYN Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may.. without pants!

[Arwen Elf]

"One ring to rule them all. . . . without pants."

[Pil]

ELROND: Destroy it...without pants!

SAM: I'm coming with you...without pants!

GALADRIEL: Hope remains while the company is true...without pants!

GIMLI: My cousin balin would give us a royal welcome...without pants!

ARAGORN: You cannot weild it...without pants!

[Little Devil]

Boromir: Give them a moment for pity sake...without pants! :o

[Pil]

GANDALF: Up they go...without pants!

[Goldilocks]

"'Obbits! Four 'obbits. . .without pants!"

"Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time, without pants, and rid us of your stupidity!"

[Sindarin]

BOROMIR: It is a gift without pants!

[Nessa]

(Sorry if I've reused some.....)

Aragorn: You said you'd bind yourself to me, without pants!!!

Frodo: He talked so long about leaving without pants, I never thought he'd really do it.

[Goldilocks]

Frodo: "There's something down there. . .without pants!"

[Pil]

LEGOLAS: I can feel it....without pants.

[TheRingBearer]

I know I'm changing it a bit here but I couldn't resisit. Sorry :grin:

Gollum: 'The theivessss stole our pants and we wantsss them'

[Little Devil]

Frodo: It's wonderful to see you Gandalf......without pants.

[Pil]

None now live who remember it...without pants!

[Bonos-Girl]

history became legend...without pants, legend became myth...without pants!!!

[Little Devil]

Frodo: Go on Sam ask rosie for a dance....without pants.

[Goldilocks]

Sam: You've been in Farmer Maggott's crop without pants!

(Shame on you, Merry and Pippin! lol)

[Sindarin]

BOROMIR: There is evil there that does not sleep, without pants.

[Little Devil]

Merry: That Black Rider was looking for something.....or someone ...without pants.

[Little Devil]

Gandalf (to Frodo) : Meet me at the Pranicing Pony....in bed without pants! :o *little devil hit's self 'bad thoughts! bad thoughts!*

[Undomiel]

ELROND: I was there Gandalf...without pants

[El Ravager]

Saruman: The hour is late, and Gandalf the grey rides to Isengard without pants.

Galadriel: But there were some who did resist without pants.

Barliman: Long, grey beard? Blue hat? I haven't seen him without pants for months.

Galadriel: The mirror shows many things. Those that were, those that are, and some things that are without pants.

[Daughter of Finarfin]

Chapter titles:
"The Departure of Boromir... without pants"
"The White Rider... without pants"
"The King... without pants... of the Golden Hall"
"The Road to Isengard... without pants"
"The Voice of Saruman... without pants"
"The Taming of Smeagol... without pants"
"The Passage of the Marshes... without pants"
"Journey to the Crossroads... without pants"

[Tary]

What about breakfest we have already had it we have had one yes what about breakfest without pants.

[El Ravager]

Gandalf: "I must seek out the head of my order, he is wise without pants."

[Eowyn]

NB. Aragorn fans beware Aranel and I were bored earlier this week and she will post some shocking proof of his character flaws.

[Aranel]

Hang on, this is wrong pants game... can't find other pants game.

[Aranel]

WHERE IS OTHER PANTS GAME??!!!
:huh:

[Eowyn]

Aranel will start up the ither pants game. It used to be around here somewhere......?:huh:

[Illuvatar]

Okay....

Well, there is an option to display threads older than 30 days at the bottome of each forum. What has probably happened is that no one posted in "The Pants Game" within the last 30 days.

But since another thread has been started, then no big deal! ;)

so back to it...

Frodo to Aragorn and Gorfindel:

I will NOT ride away on any horse while all of you stay behind without pants!

[Elrenia]

(not sure of the beginning of the sentence though)

PIPPIN: It comes in pints? I am getting one ...without pants...:p lol

[Belaqua]

Boromir: My brother.....my captain....my king without pants

[Little Devil]

Sam: A shortcut to what ?....without pants?

[Elrenia]

Frodo: I'll take the Ring into Mordor ... though I do not know how...without pants!

(Sorry, if I don't remember well the words) :huh: *runs to the book*:read:

[Eowyn]

its though I do not know the way. I think! If thats right I'm going to know the whole script soon! :o

[Little Devil]

Ringwraith: Give up the halfling.....without pants.

[Adunauriel]

Frodo- "Baggins, but that will send them here.... Without Pants".

[Adunauriel]

Arwen- "If you want him. Come and claim him..... Without pants".

[Eowyn]

:o :o ringwraiths without pants :o :o

[Bonos-Girl]

:elfeek: scary!!!!!

[Adunauriel]

;) Thanx, I did my best.

[Sindarin]

LEGOLAS: I must go and seek some arrows without pants.

[Adunauriel]

Sam: " You've been in Farmer Maggot's Pants again"

[Little Devil]

Arwen: Do you remember when we first met....without pants?

[Adunauriel]

Pippin: "Where are we going?".... Without Pants

[Little Devil]

Aragon: In to the wild.....without pants.

[Adunauriel]

Haldir: "In days of old, my people stood beside the King of Gondor - we come to honor that allegiance." without pants

[Little Devil]

Galadriel: He has fallen into shadow....without pants.

[Adunauriel]

Celeborn: "Where is Gandalf, I wish to Pants him."

[Little Devil]

Gandalf: you didn't think I'll miss your uncle Bilbo's birthday....without pants.

[Adunauriel]

Elrond to Sam: " Ofcourse, it's impossible to Pants you. Even when he's been called to a secret Council Meeting........"

[Little Devil]

Pippen: You need ppl without pants on this mission ...quest ...thingy.

[Illuvatar]

Boromir:

"The wolf that one hears is worse than the orc without pants that one fears".

[Adunauriel]

It's probably been done before, but who cares...

Gandalf: "You shall not PANTS!!!!"

[Sindarin]

EOWYN: Folk say that Dead Men out of the Dark Years guard the way without pants...

EOWYN: Yet it is said in Harrowdale, that in the moonless nights but a little while ago a great host in strange array passed by without pants.

[Little Devil]

Frodo: I wish the ring had never come to me....without pants....I wish none of this has happened.....without pants. :)

[Lintefaniel]

Arwen: Your time will come...without pants...You will face the same evil...without Pants...and you will defeat it! Without Pants!!!

[Lintefaniel]

Also, this one
Aragorn: Sit down, Legolas without pants (could be his native American name?) No offense meant, I am part Native American.....:loveyou:

[Adunauriel]

lol

Legolas: " It's not the eastern pants the worry me."

[Moraneah]

what of this Hobbitses....what has it got in its pantssesssessroflmao

[Lintefaniel]

Gollum: Looooooost, My pants is loooost...

[Little Devil]

Gollum: My pantsssssssssss........pantsssssss.

[Lintefaniel]

Bilbo: Age, it seems, has finally caught up with me....without pants.

[Aranel]

And the Vanyar returned without pants, and were borne in triumph to Valinor

[Onilalle]

Legolas: They run without pants, as if the very whips of there masters without pants are behind them!

Boromir: You carry the fate of us all, little one without the pants. If this is indeed the will of the council without the pants, then Gondor will see it done without any pants.

Legolas: The stars are veiled. Something stirs in the east... a sleepless malice without pants.

Frodo: I will take it! I will take the ring to Mordor without any pants!

Sam: He's not goin' anywhere without me... with no pants on! :naughty:

[Illuvatar]

lol.....

*Sauron to Frodo...

I see you.....there is no pants in the void.....only knickers!

[Onilalle]

lol knickers... lol

[Erebwen Cristaer]

Sam: Well, I'm back....without pants.

[Onilalle]

Sam: Well, I'm back....without pants.

lol lol lol

Gandalf: I come back to you now at the turn of the tide. Without any pants.
Darn that scary launderette.

[ImDaMom]

A day may come when the courage of men fails. But it is not this day. This day we FIGHT without pants!!

What does your heart tell you?
That Frodo lives without pants.

Hail the victorious pantless dead!

[Ewanfan]

Lady Arwen, we cannot delay without pants. :grin:

[ImDaMom]

Eowyn, why have you come without pants?

Why should he not fight for those he loves without pants?

Farewell, my brave pantless hobbits.

Now come the days of the King without Pants! (sign me up to be on his court :naughty: )

[Illuvatar]

lol

Another Eowyn.....this time I really think she's trying to mess with the Witch King's mind! hehe

Eowyn to Witch King: "I am no man....without PANTS!!!"

roflmao

*Editors note: Sorry...I couldn't resist. :blush:

[ImDaMom]

What other duty would you have me do without pants, my lord?

Eowyn's lines are just toooooo easy!

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Frodo: It's wonderful to see you Gandalf... without pants!!! lol

[Illuvatar]

lol ...you are right.....these are wayyyy too easy! But also ones that HAVE to be done! lol :p

Eowyn to Merry: "What ever happens, stay with me without pants... I'll look after you."

[Onilalle]

lol

Aragorn: You bow to no-one without pants.

Gandalf: FOOL OF A TOOK WITHOUT PANTS!

[ImDaMom]

Death is just another path, one we all must take without pants
Peregrin Took, Guard of the Citadel without pants
Can you sing without pants, master Hobbit?
This is not the first hobbit without pants to have crossed your path, Faramir

Stop me now!! lol

[ImDaMom]

YOu didn't stop me....

Arwen- I wish I could have seen him one last time without pants! (me too, Arwen, me too! :naughty: )

[Illuvatar]

lol...........me neither!

Faramir to Denathor: If I should return Father...try to think different of me without pants.

:p Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[Nessa the Dancer]

I can't let you guys have all the fun hehe

Gandalf to Theoden:
Hail Theoden son of Thengel. I have returned.....without pants

First send for Eomer. Do I not guess rightly that you hold him prisoner.....without pants

[ImDaMom]

(I certainly don't mind thinking of him without pants :naughty: )

Theoden to Wormtongue - You would have me crawling on all fours like a beast without pants!

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Sam: Don't you lose him Samwise Gamgee without pants... and I don't mean to.

lol lol lol

[ImDaMom]

Not idly do the pants of Lorien fall.

Forgive me, I mistook you for Saruman without pants

OK....I have GOT to stop! lol

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Gollum: Whats pants precious? whats pants eh?

[ImDaMom]

All our hopes now lie with two little hobbits without pants

[Onilalle]

Not idly do the pants of Lorien fall.

lol lol lol
That's a good one! :grin:

[ImDaMom]

Gimli- Not bad for a pointy eared elvish princeling without pants!

[Onilalle]

Ooooh, I wouldn't mind that at all... :naughty: lol

Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS WITHOUT PANTS!

[Illuvatar]

Okay....let's do some oldies but goodies! :p

Gandalf to the Balrog: You.....shall not....PANTS!

Elrond to Gandalf: He shows remarkable strength for a Hobbit...to come so far without pants.. and still bearing the ring.

Gimli at COE: I would die before I see the Ring in the hands of an Elf without pants!

[Onilalle]

Good, Gimli... cos I won't. :naughty:
Sorry. I just had to say that. I am so dirty lol

DUNHARROW
Legolas: the horses are restless, and the men without pants are quiet. I wonder why?

later...
Aragorn: Murderers... traitors without pants!

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Pippin: I'ts Frodo Baggins!... without pants!

Gandalf: Its quite cool... without pants! lol

[ImDaMom]

Frodo- What must I do without pants?

[Nessa the Dancer]

Gandalf: Its quite cool... without pants! lol


Gandalf states the obvious lol

Gilmli started and then stood still as stone as the old man sprang up the rough steps as nimbly as a goat.....without pants

[ImDaMom]

Nessa- I had to use your signature coz it was tooooo perfect:

With that they parted, and it was the time of sunset; and when after a while they turned and looked back, they saw the King of the West without pants.

:naughty: lucky lucky little hobbittessss

[Onilalle]

Aw that is brilliant!! lol lol lol
Certainly the hobbits are lucky. No fair! pfbbt

[Nessa the Dancer]

I'm just thankful you used that one and not the sig I had before it lol

[ImDaMom]

Dare I ask what that sig was? ;)

Aragorn- If by my life or death I can save you, I will. You have my pants!

Merry to Pippin on Pelennor Fields- Are you going to pants me?

Aragorn- Let the Lord of the Black Land come forth without pants!

For the time has come when Hobbits without pants will rule the fate of all.

lol lol

[Nessa the Dancer]

Ummm well this asking for trouble but may as well get it over with quickly hehe

And it is sung that in that feast of the Spring of Arda, Tulkas espoused Nessa the sister of Oromë, Vana robed [her] in her flowers, and she danced before the Valar upon the green grass of Almaren.....without pants :o :blush: lol

[ImDaMom]

roflmao!!!! What a mental image!!!!

OK -thought of a couple on a long drive by myself (which I love doing- driving to Cleveland, 1 hour away then home by myself, just me and my music)

Stupid fat hobbit without pants!

You look terrible without pants!

[Onilalle]

Hmm... not entirely true... :naughty:

Aragorn in Helms Deep: FALL BACK! FALL BACK WITHOUT PANTS!
Or: Show them no pants, for you shall recieve no pants.

[ImDaMom]

Pippin- But we have the White Wizard without pants. That's got to count for something!

[Onilalle]

lol

[ImDaMom]

Gandalf in Rivendell- There is one who could reclaim the throne of Gondor
Elrond- He turned from that path long ago. He has chosen no pants. (where...where????:naughty: )

[Onilalle]

Aragorn: What does your heart tell you?
Gandalf: That Frodo is alive and without pants. Poor fellow.

Aragorn: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
Legolas: The Uruks are turning north-east! They're taking the hobbits to Isengard without pants!

[ImDaMom]

Aragorn- Take some rest. These borders are well protected
Boromir- I will find no rest here without pants.

Aragorn to Boromir- You fought bravely without pants.

[Lady of the Rings]

lol

Eowyn: "I fear neither death nor pain. "
Aragorn: "What do you fear, my Lady?"
Eowyn:" Pants. To stay behind bars, surrounded by pants, until all my dresses and skirts have been thrown out!"
Aragorn: "I do not think that will be your fate."

[ImDaMom]

lol LotR. I love this thread! Completely pointless, yet really funny. It always makes me smile (with or without pants)

Aragorn- Gondor has called for aid!
Theoden- And Rohan will answer without pants!

Theoden- It is a three day gallop without pants!

[Cassandria]

lol This is funny! lol

Aragorn: I would have followed you to the end without pants.

Pippin: The eagles are coming without pants!

[ImDaMom]

I'd follow Aragorn without pants anytime!!! :naughty:

Leggy- "Have you learned nothing of the stubborness of dwarves when they have no pants?"

[SamwiseAtHeart]

"Please Mr Gandalf sir dont hurt me, don't turn me into anythin' unatural without pants."

[Cassandria]

Hobbits really are amazing creatures...without pants! lol