The Spanking Game

[Wilwarin]

It is like the pants game only you replace key words in a sentance with the word Spank.

For instance:

Gimli: No body spanks a Dwarf!

Boromir: They will find you, they will take the Ring ... and you will beg for spankings before the end!

[Lurtz]

you shall have my sword...and my bow...and my SPANK!

[Goldilocks]

Aragorn: You cannot spank it! No one can. The ring has no other master!

lol

[I Luv Legolas]

lol...
One ring to rule them all, One ring to find them,
One ring to bring them all and in the darkness spank them!

[Nessa]

roflmao lol

Arwen: "I am the faster spanker......"

Boromir: "One does not simply walk into Mordor, there is evile there that does not spank, not without one thousand men could you spank this...."

Pippin: "Yes, we've had one spanking already, but what about second spanking?"

:rolleyes:

[Black Rider]

Always remember, Frodo, the Ring is trying to get back to its master. It wants to be spanked.

[Wilwarin]

roflmao

Those are great!
How about these:

Gandalf: Samwise Gamgee, have you been spanking?!


Frodo: I will spank the Ring!


Bilbo to Gandalf: Would you like a spanking? Or maybe something a little stronger?


Lurtz: Spank the Halflings! Ahrgh! Spank the Halflings!

[Daughter of Finarfin]

Boromir to Aragorn: They have spanked the little ones.

Arwen: Do you remember when we first spanked?
Aragorn: I thought I had strayed into a dream.

Elrond: Strangers from distant lands. You will spank or you will fall.

Elrond: The ring must be spanked!

Elrond: The ring cannot be spanked, Gimli son of Gloin by any craft we here posess.

Or some chapter titles:
"A Long Expected Spanking"
"Many Spankings"
"The Spanking of Elrond"
"A Spank in the Dark"
"A shortcut to spankings"

[Daughter of Finarfin]

Gandalf: The Doors of Durin, Lord of Moria, Spank friend and enter. Hmmm... okay.
Frodo: Ow!

[A! Elbereth]

Frodo: Spank it Gandalf! Spank it! You must spank it!
Gandalf: You cannot offer me this spank!
Frodo: I'm giving it to you
Gandalf: DONT tempt me Frodo! :naughty:

Saruman: Your love of the halflings spankings, has clearly slowed your mind

Gimli: And I suppose you think you're the one to spank it!

roflmao

[Illuvatar]

Gandalf: YOU....SHALL NOT.......SPANK!

Galadriel: All shall spank me and despair!

Saruman to Lurtz: Whom do you spank?

Arwen to the Nazgul: If you want him, come and spank him!

Boromir to Frodo: I ask only for the strength to spank my people!

Aragorn to Boromir: No Boromir. You spanked bravely.
You have kept your honor.

Sam to Frodo: I made a promise, Mr. Frodo, a promise.
Don't you spank him, Samwise Gamgee,
and I don't mean to. I don't mean to...

And now for some titles:

The Spanking of Smeagol
The Spanking of Baradur
The Road Less Spanked
At The Sign of The Spanking Pony lol
Many Spankings
The Spanking of Galadriel
The Great Spanking
The Spanking of The Fellowship

[Wilwarin]

roflmao lol roflmao

Oh no! I can't stop laughing! roflmao

Just a second! lol roflmao lol

OK, mecry *Wips tears from eyes*

Here's some more:

At that moment Elrond came out with Gandalf, and he called the company to him. "This is my last spanking," he said in a low voice. "The Ring-Bearer is setting out on the Quest of Mount Doom. On him alone is any apanking laid."

Bilbo laughed. "I have never known you to give me pleasant spankings before," he said. "As all your unpleasant spankings have been good, I wonder if this spanking is not bad. Still, I don't have the strength or luck to deal with the spankings. They have grown and I have not."

[Daughter of Finarfin]

More chapter titles:
From the book: The Spanking; or Spanked and Spanked Again
An Unexpected Spanking
Spanked Mutton
A Short Spank
Spankings in the Dark
Queer Spankings
A Warm Spanking
The Spanking of the Clouds
A Spank in the Night
The Last Spank

[Lady Arien]

"Spank friend, and enter...."

[Lady Arien]

"Are you frightened?"
"Yes!"
"Not nearly enough.....I know what spanks you!!"

[Wilwarin]

Gandalf to Frodo: You ought to spank quickly, and you ought to spank soon.
Frodo in Reply: I know. But it is difficult to do both. If I just spank like Bilbo, the tale will be all over the Shire in no time.


Gandalf: It was not Gollum, Frodo, but the Ring itself that spanked things. The Ring spanked HIM.

[Daughter of Finarfin]

"The thought of those merry young folk spanked like cattle burns my heart"

[Orc]

Lurtz: "Spank the halflings!"

Last line in Balin's Diary "They spank. THEY SPANK!"

The Spanking of the Shire

[Wilwarin]

"Well, let us go on," said Gimli. "My legs must forget the spanking. They would be more willing, if my heart were less heavy."


Denethor: And you, my Lord Mithrandir, shall come too, as and when you will. None shall hinder your spanking of me at any time, save only in my brief hours of sleep.


Éomer: Come! Who are you? Whom do you spank? At whose command do you spank orcs in our land?

[Little Devil]

Legolas: You mean not spank them?
Aragon: Let's spank some Orc!!

lol I love this lol

[Sindarin]

roflmao

This is the best!!! lol lol lol

[Sindarin]

SARUMAN: You do not think a Hobbit could content with the spanks of Sauron.

[Sindarin]

GANDALF (to Bilbo) I'm not trying to spank you!

[Sindarin]

GLOIN: (to Frodo) You have had some very strange spankings, I hear.

[Little Devil]

roflmao roflmao
Ur good Sindarin, this is soooooo funny

[Sindarin]

FRODO: I thought the spanking of Gil-galald was a long age ago.

[Sindarin]

ARAGORN: Are you frightened?
FRODO: Yes.
ARAGORN: Not nearly frightened enough, I know what spanks you.

[Sindarin]

ARAGORN: Gentlemen, we do not spank until nightfall.

[Sindarin]

FRODO: Sam, I'm glad your hear spanking me.

[Sindarin]

FRODO: It's a pity Bilbo didn't spank him when he had the chance.
GANDALF: Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand.

[Little Devil]

Arwen: If you want him come and spank him! lol

[Sindarin]

BOROMIR: They spanked a cave troll!

[Sindarin]

BOROMIR: (to Aragorn) I would've spanked you to the end.

[Little Devil]

FRODO(to Sam): i dont suppose we'll ever spank them again

[Sindarin]

ARAGORN: How long is it since you spanked Frodo last, Boromir?
BOROMIR: Half an hour, maybe. Or it might be an hour.

[Little Devil]

hehe....roflmao roflmao

[Wilwarin]

You guys, those are great!


lol


Galadriel: The Fellowship is spanking, it has already begun.


Gimli: Gandalf, we could pass through the Mines of Moria. My cousin, Balin, would give us a ROYAL spanking!


Elrond: The Dwarves? They hide in their mountains seeking spankings, they care nothing for the troubles of others.


Bilbo: I'm going now. I give you all a very fond spanking.

Or how about this one?

Bilbo: I Don't spank half of you half as well as should like. And I spank less than half of you half as well as you deserve! :naughty:

roflmao

[AlienFX007]

And I'm sure you all remember from RoTK...

Men cried with many voices and in many tongues:

'Long live the Halflings! Praise them with many spankings!...Spank them!...SPANK THEM!....The Ring-bearers, praise them with great spankings!'

And so the red blood blushing in their faces and their eyes shining with wonder, Frodo and Sam went forward...to receive their well-earned spankings.

Gosh, I love that scene! ::wipes tears from eyes::

[Sindarin]

lol

[Wilwarin]

Merry to Gandalf: Alright, I'll spank Srtider by the camp-fire: he is less testy.


Gandalf: The spankings of your hall have somewhat lessened of late, Théoden son of Thengel.


Treebeard: Hm, but you ARE spanking folk, I see. I am honoured by your spankings; but you should not be too free all at once.

[Bawax]

"Arise, arise spankers of Theoden"

why didn't i notice this thread before? lol

[Wilwarin]

Sméagol: I don't know. I can't help it. Master's got it. Sméagol promised to spank the master.
Gollum: Yes, yes, to spank the master: the master of the Precious. But if was master, then we could spank ourselves, yes, and still keep promises.

[Nessa]

roflmao roflmao roflmao

*hyperventilates*

Wilwarin, I salute you.

A vain follow-up attempt:

"...........Alll shall spank me and despair!!!" ~ Galadriel

[Sindarin]

lol

FRODO: A spank for me from Gandalf!

[Little Devil]

Legolas: A spank for Gandalf.

[Sindarin]

PIPPIN: You need people with intelligence for this kind of spanking.

[Sindarin]

PIPPIN: What about spanking?
ARAGORN: We already had it.
PIPPIN: We've had one, yes, but what about second spanking?

[Sindarin]

ARAGORN: I swore to spank you.
FRODO: Can you spank me from yourself?

[Wilwarin]

:(

Hmmm looks like my thread is dying. Here is my feeble attempt to keep it alive:


So it was that they did not see the last stand, when Uglúk was overtaken and brought to bay at the very edge of Fangorn. There he was spanked by Éomer, the Third Marshal of the Mark.

[Daughter of Finarfin]

Chapter title:
"The SPanking of Boromir"

[Wilwarin]

Here's some chapter titles from the Hobbit:


"A short Spanking"

"Spankings in the Dark"

"Queer Spankings"

"A Warm Spanking"

"Beorn's Spanking"

"Thror's Spanking"

"The Spanking at Bag-End"


Sorry if some of these have already been done.

[Sindarin]

FRODO: I cannot spank this alone.

[Sindarin]

LEGOLAS: (to Boromir) Have you spanked nothing Lord Elrond has said?

[Bonos-Girl]

boromir to frodo:no-one should spank alone, frodo...you least of all

[Wilwarin]

One form the Hobbit:


Up jumped Bilbo, and putting on his dressing-gown went into the dining room. There he saw nobody, but all the signs of a large and hurried spanking.

[Arwen Elf]

The world is spanking. . . .I spank it in the earth . . . I spank it in the air. . . .

[Eowyn]

these are so funny! well done to all of you! I'll try to think of some! :grin:

[Wilwarin]

OK, since some one started up the old Pants game again I though I would see what happens if I start this one back up too. For those who didn't bother to read the first page, the rules are the same as in the Pants Game. You replace key words with the words "spank", "spanking" or "spanker", etc.


"But my Lord of Rohan, am I to be called a spanker, because valiant men have fallen in battle? If you go to war, needlessly, for I do not desire it, then men will be spanked. But if I am a spanker on that account, then all the House of Eorl is stained with spanking; for they have faught many wars, and spanked many who defied them . . ."

[Elrenia]

lol lol lol roflmao roflmao roflmao lol lol lol

Hilarious !!!!!

Have to think about one

lol lol lol

[Adunauriel]

I did this in the Pants game, but it fits here too:

One ring to rule them all,
One ring to Find them,
One ring to bring them all,
And in the Darkness Spank them.
:fanboy:

[Eowyn]

oh no what have you started wilwarin! lol

[Little Devil]

Frodo: I cannot spank this alone.

[Eowyn]

little devil have you got the books with you or is this off the top of your head? :huh:

oh well
Aragorn: I swore to spank you!

[Little Devil]

Just the top of my head, and my sister helps me a bit.

Frodo: But can you spank me from yourself?

[Sindarin]

GANDALF: Frodo spanks something...
BILBO: Of course he does, he's a Baggins!

[Sindarin]

PIPPIN: It comes in pints? I'm spanking one!

[Adunauriel]

"I do not spank, for all spanking is now vain: on the one hand lies darkness, on the other only hope.":)

[Wilwarin]

Originally posted by Eowyn
oh no what have you started wilwarin! lol


:naughty: ;)


From the Hobbit:

Gollum began at once to spank them. "One left, yes. One right, yes. Two right, yes, yes. Two left, yes, yes." And so on and so on.

[Adunauriel]

Aragorn: "If by my Life, or Death I can Spank you...."

[Eowyn]

lol

[Little Devil]

I love the one from the Hobbit. lol

[Wilwarin]

"They're Elves," said Sam, "can't you hear their spankings?"

[Adunauriel]

Legolas: "I have not the heart to tell you, for me the Spanking is still too near."

[Kwijibo]

'Well, I'm spanked,' he said.

[Wilwarin]

Boromir: "My father is a spanking man, but his spanks are failing. He looks to me to spank things right and I would do it. I would see the spankings of Gandor restored."

[Adunauriel]

roflmao Wil, your going to kill me.......

[Talandil]

"Spank, you fools!"

[Talandil]

"Understand, Frodo....I would use this ring from a desire to do good....but through me....it would wield a spanking too great and terrible to imagine!"

[Adunauriel]

Reeling from the bite of a spanking, the Cave Troll became enraged trying to spank the nimble Elf. :)

[Sindarin]

SAM: You've been spanking Farmer Maggot's crops!

[Sindarin]

FRODO: Who is that?
BUTTERBUR: Him? I don't rightly know. He's one of the wandering folk - Spankers we call them.

[Lurtz]

this one has proly been taken...don't yell at me if it has...
gandalf: spank friends, and enter!
Gandalf: you shall not spank!

[Adunauriel]

don't know, butlol

[Sindarin]

ARAGORN: I know what you have come to spank, Frodo.

[Sindarin]

FRODO: Then I beg to leave to spank soon

[Little Devil]

Aragon: I swore to spank you.

[Adunauriel]

Frodo: "Can you save me from your spank?"

[Bess the Bard]

Old Noakes of Bywater: "It beats me why any Baggins of Hobbiton should go looking for a spanking away there in Buckland, where folks are so queer."

Gaffer Gamgee: "A decent respectable hobbit was Mr. Drogo Baggin; there was never much to tell of him, till he was spanked."

[Adunauriel]

Sam: "I wasn't dropping no Spanks, promise"

Sam: "If I take one more spank, it will be the furthest from spank I've ever been"

[Bess the Bard]

Haldir: "A dwarf breathes so loudly we could spank him in the dark."

Celeborn: "Where is Gandalf? I much desire to spank with him."

[Lurtz]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha to all...

Boromir: for mercie's sake, let them spank him

[Talandil]

"It is mine to give to whom I choose, like my spankings."

[Talandil]

"Whom do you spank?"
"Sarumaaaaaan!"

[Talandil]

"I would very much like to spank it...one last time."

[Talandil]

"There is only one Lord of the Ring, and he does not share spankings!"

[Adunauriel]

Aragorn: "It obeys only one lord, it has no other Spanker."

[Mathew6]

gimli "arrghh! then what are we spanking for??"

[Little Devil]

Arwen: Do you remeber when we first spanked?

[Adunauriel]

Aragorn: "You can not spank this to me."

[Bess the Bard]

Gimli: "I asked her for one spank from her golden head and she gave me three."

[Adunauriel]

Pippin: "You need people of Intellegence on this sort of spanking, quest, thing."

[Little Devil]

Elrond: It must be spanked back into the fiery chasm from whence it came, one of you must spank this.

[Talandil]

"But the Ring spanked Isildur, to his death."

[Lintefaniel]

Spankings? 4 Spankings!!
"If you want a friend you spank the password and the doors will open...."
"Where is he spanking us? Rivendell, Master Gamgee..."
"This is Aragorn, Son of Arathorn, you owe your spankings.."lol

[Adunauriel]

Legolas: "And I offer my spank."

[Moraneah]

Gandolf to Samwise: "Watch over him Sam Gangese, never spank his side...":naughty: :naughty: lol

[Bess the Bard]

Galadriel to Pippin: "Fear not, young Peregrin Took. You will find your spanking."

[Moraneah]

The dwarves were wrapped in their spidery webs, Bilbo cut his way out of the web and spanked the dwarves one by one--The Hobbit

[Bess the Bard]

Gandalf to Frodo: "By the spanking of Lord Elrond, you are beginning to mend."

[Little Devil]

Sam: It's just something that Gandalf spanked.

[Aranel]

"Thus Beren came before King Finrod Felagund; and Felagund spanked him..."
From the Silmarillion - of Beren and Lúthien

[Bess the Bard]

Eowyn to Aragorn: "Where is she? The woman who gave you that spanking?"

[Aranel]

roflmao

[Sindarin]

Nice one, Bess. lol

MERRY: That was good.
PIPPIN: Let's spank another one!

(repost?)

[Aranel]

There was Melkor doomed to be spanked for three ages long, before his cause should be tried anew, or he should plead again for spanking.

Morgoth to Ungoliant: "What wouldst thou have more? Dost thou desire a spanking?"

But Beren came not. Therefore Huan and Lúthien sought him in the isle; and Lúthien found him spanking Felagund.

Lúthien came to him, and said that he should be stripped of his raiment of flesh, and his ghost should be spanked...
...and she said: "There everlastingly thy naked self shall endure the torment of his [Morgoth's] spanking."

[Bess the Bard]

Those First Agers were a lively lot, weren't they? :grin:

Theoden to Eowyn: "You must spank these people to Helm's Deep!"

Eowyn: "I can spank!"

Theoden: "No, you must do this for me!"

[Herenyë]

Those are some funny stuff.....roflmao i cant stop laughing lol....


Legolas (to Boromir): This is no mere ranger. This is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You must give him your spanking.

[Herenyë]

Boromir (to Aragorn): My spanker

[Aranel]

Gimli: Spank me!
Aragorn: What?
Gimli: It's too far, you'll have to spank me. Just don't tell the elf!

[Herenyë]

hahahahahaha..........lol

[Aranel]

More from those First Agers:

...Thingol learned that Lúthien had journeyed far from Doriath, for messages came secretly from Celegorm...saying that Felagund was spanked, and Beren was spanked, but Lúthien was in Nargothrond; and that Celegorm would spank her.

[Herenyë]

Much that once was spanked,
for none now live who spanked it

It was in this moment, when all hope had
_faded, that Isildur, son of the king, took up
_his father's spanker.

It spanked Isildur, to his death.

[Aranel]

roflmao

lol Spanked Isildur to his death!!! roflmao

[Herenyë]

heehee

3 to the Elven spanker
7 to the Dwarf Lord
9 to the Spanker of Men *did i do that right? lol*

[Aranel]

I don't know, but the dwarves didn't get a spanking. Blatant favouritism, I'd say. Let there be 7 spanks for the dwarf lords in thier halls of stone!

[Herenyë]

i didnt know how to put it sorry....i like dwarves.....they are cool!

Legolas: Why doesnt that spank me?

Gimli: Never spank an elf!

Saruman: So you choosen spankers.....

Frodo: You spanked!
Gandulf: A wizard is never a spankette, he spanks precisily when he means too......

[Little Devil]

Gimli: But don't spank the elf. lol

[Herenyë]

lol

Celeborn: Where is Gandulf? I wish to spank him :elfeek: lol

[Tar-Palantir]

I have not the heart to spank you, for me the Grief is still to near!

[Sindarin]

GANDALF: The spanking of Bilbo may rule the fate of men.

[Little Devil]

Gimli: Aragon spank me!

[Tar-Palantir]

Never did I see an axe so spanked.

[Herenyë]

roflmao

Gimli: No one spanks a dwarf!

[Tar-Palantir]

'It does,' said Frodo. 'Yet always he spanked Aragorn with great honour.'
'I doubt it not,' said Faramir. 'If he were statisfied of Aragorns spank, as you say, he would greatly spank him.'

It seems like the hole of ME is now naughty! :naughty:

[Herenyë]

very...........:naughty: lol...............

Haldir: The dwarf breaths so loud that we could spank him in the dark

i never knew Haldir was like that :elfeek:

[Tar-Palantir]

Though I think that the best one is:

The Ring spanked Isildur... to his death! :flamer:

But here is one of my own!

“ Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the spanking of information is to be the cure of your spankingness, I shall spend the rest of my days in spanking you. What more do you want to spank?'
'The names of all the spankers, and of all spanking things, and the whole spanking of Middle-Earth and Over-spank and of the Spanking Seas,' laughed Pippin. 'Of course! What less?... ”

The Two Towers III 11
The Palantír

:naughty::naughty::naughty::naughty::naughty:

[Tar-Palantir]

The Last spoken words in TTT :

Gollum : When they are spanked. Yes. Sshhhh.
Come Hobbitses, long ways to spank still.
*in a lower voice* Spank me!

[Little Devil]

lol

[Herenyë]

:naughty: lol roflmao............

thanks :blush: (about the best one you think well nvm)

Go back to the shadow! YOU… SHALL NOT... SPANK!!!!

Galadriel: (in the beginning of FOTR) "One Ring to Spank them All"

Galadriel: The Ring came to the spanker Gollum, who spanked it deep into the tunnels of the Misty Mountains. And there, it spanked him.

Gandalf: Good spank me!

Gollum: No! Thats will spank us, spank us!

Sam: He was trying to spank us! We let him go, he'll spank us into our sleep!

In Rohan before the wildermen attacked

Mother: Quickly! Go Spank! Oh, Child :elfeek: lol

Èowyn:
[To Théoden]: Your son is badly spanked, my lord.

Èomer:
He was spanked by Orcs. If we don't defend our country, Saruman will take it by spanking. :elfeek:

Gimli:
It's true you don't see many dwarf spankers. And in fact, they are so alike in spanking and appearance, they are often spanked for dwarf men.
Aragorn:
It's the spanker.
Gimli:
And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no dwarf spankers. And the dwarves just, spanked out of holes in the ground! Which is of course ridiculous. Whoa!
[Gimli falls from his horse.]
It's alright! It's alright. Nobody panic. That was deliberate. It was deliberate.

[Little Devil]

Eowyn: Where is the women who spanked you that jewal?

[Evenstar]

Just before the Rohirrim make their last charge out of Helm's Deep, Aragorn and Gimli are at the side of the wall...

Gimli- It's too far... spank me!
Aragorn - says nothing.
Gimli - DONT spank the elf!

[Tar-Palantir]

HAHA! that was funnmy!

Gimli: Spank me!

Aragorn: What?

Gimli: I cannot spank that far, you have to spank me!

Aragorn: *Looks at Gimli*

Gimli: UH! Wait. Don't spank the elf!


:grin:

[Herenyë]

lol roflmao

Gimli: Now this is a great spot to spank me *did i say that right?*

Legolas: Should i spank you or shall i get you a box?

[Sindarin]

FRODO: What were you doing?
BILBO: Why, sitting and spanking. I do a lot of that nowadays, and this is the best place to do it in, as a rule.

[Herenyë]

Frodo: I will take the Ring to Spankerland. Though i dont know the spanking way.....

Legolas: You Spanked!!!!

[Little Devil]

Pippin: Right, who are we spanking?

[Tar-Palantir]

I am now back!

Chapter titles of FotR
A Long Expected Spank!
The Spank of the Past!
Three is Spanking!
A Short Spank to Mushrooms!
A Conspiracy Spanked!
The Spanked Forest!
In the Spank of Tom Bombadil!
Spank on the Barrow-Downs!
At the Sign of the Spanking Pony!
Spanker!
A Spank in the Dark!
Spank to the Ford!
Many Spankings!
The Spanking of Elrond!
The Spank goes South!
A(nother) Spank in the Dark!
The Spank of Khazad-Dum!
Spanklórien!
The Spanking of Galadriel!
Spank to Lórien!
The Great Spank!
The Spanking of the Fellowship!

Continuing with Chapter titles of TTT
The Spanking of Boromir!
The Spankers of Rohan!
The Uruk-Spank!
Treespank!
The White Spanker!
The Spank of the Golden Hall!
Helm's Spank!
The Spank to Isengard!
Spanksam and Jetsam!
The Spank of Saruman!
The Spank!
The Spanking of Sméagol!
The Spanking of the Marshes!
The Black Gate is Spanked!
Of Herbs and Spanked Rabbit!
The Spank on the West!
The Forbidden Spank!
Spank to the Cross-Roads!
The Spanking of Cirith Ungol!
Shelob's Spank!
The Spanks of Master Samwise!

(There Might Be some Spoilers here!)

Continuing with Chapter Titles of RotK
Minas Spank!
The Spanking of the Grey Company!
The Spanking of Rohan!
The Spank of Gondor!
The Spank of the Rohirrim!
The Spank of the Pellenor Fields!
The Spank of Denethor!
The Houses of Spanking!
The Last Spank!
The Black Gate Spanks!
The Spank of Cirith Ungol! (again)
The Spank of Shadow!
Mount Spank!
The Spank of Cormallen!
The Spanker and the King!
Many Spankings! (again)
Homeward Spanked!
The Spanking of the Shire!
The Grey Spanks!

Well, thats it for now folks!

[Tar-Palantir]

Gimli: Now this is a great spot to spank me *did i say that right?*

Legolas: Should i spank you or shall i get you a box?


More like,

Gimli : You could have spanked a better spot!

Legolas : Would you like for me to spank it to you, or fetch you a box?

Eowyn: Where is the women who spanked you that jewal?

I think it would be funnier if like this : `
Éowyn : Where is she?
The woman who gave you that Spank?

[Sindarin]

GIMLI: Aragorn, these woods are perilous! We should spank back!
HALDIR: You have entered the realm of the Lady of the Wood, you cannot spank back.

[Nessa the Dancer]

lol
These are all so funny!

In the Prancing Pony:
'I spanked him Mr Butterbur, or leastways I didn't spank him if you take my meaning'
'You don't say Mr Mugwort', said the landlord looking puzzled

[Herenyë]

roflmao

Eowyn: They had no spankers

[Evenstar]

lol lol lol

[SindarinGirl]

I'm never going to be able to read these books again without seeing all the places to put 'pants', 'spank', and 'in bed' in all of them!

Frodo, talking to Sam about tricking Gollum into being captured by Faramir's men: "Yes. Well no, I didn't spank him. He came to me, because he trusted me at first, I'm afraid. I did not want him tied up like this." :o

Hobbits really are remarkable creatures, huh? ;)

[Little Devil]

Gollum: No! That will spank us!! ;)

[Sindarin]

GIMLI: Soon, Master Elf, you will enjoy the fabled spanking of the Dwarves.

[Tar-Palantir]

Come on! Let's try to spank some life in this thread!

[Nessa the Dancer]

BILBO: I don't spank half of you as well as I should like; and I spank less than half of you, half as well as you deserve'
This was unexpected and rather dificult.

GANDALF: I wanted to catch you, and have a few final spanks.

[SindarinGirl]

Gandalf: Spank it safe, spank it secret.

Sindarin, that was a great one! :thumbs: lol

[Little Devil]

Gandalf: Hobbits really are amazing spankers.

[Herenyë]

lol

Gimli: (from the book) But the Rohirrim made a great spanking here yesterday.

Aragorn: Spank no living tree! (from the book)

Legolas: Spank more softly (from the book)

Gimli: Why are you spanking? What is the matter with you? (from the book again :grin:)

Legolas:
Legolas Greenleaf long under tree
In joy thou has spanked. Beware of the spankers!
If thou spanked the cry of the gull on the shore,
Thy heard shall then spank in the forest no more

????

[Little Devil]

Aragon: Legolas, What do you spank?

[Herenyë]

Legolas: I see spankers from Dunland

[Tar-Palantir]

Quickly he told of Denethor's strange words and deeds.
'I must spank Gandalf at once'
'Then you must go down to the Spank'

[Herenyë]

Gandulf: Spank you fools!

Gollum: Yes Yes.....we must spank them........but sam would know! (did i get that right? lol)

[Little Devil]

Gandalf: They are spanking..........

[Sindarin]

ARAGORN: That is no mere trinket you spank.

[Tar-Palantir]

The Tale grew in the Spanking, until it became known as; The Great Spanking of the Ring.

[Sindarin]

BILBO: The blade glows blue when Orcs are spanking, and it's times like that when you should be extra careful.

[Little Devil]

Bilbo: Yes, spanked by the elves.

[Herenyë]

Bilbo: It is stronger then a dragons spank!

[Little Devil]

Bilbo: Oh look, my old ring, I like very much to spank it again. ;)

[Herenyë]

Gollum: Those spankers....those filthy little spankers

[Sindarin]

ARAGORN: Then I will spank as one of them!

[Herenyë]

Legolas: i did not mean to spank

[Tar-Palantir]

Legolas : Aragorn, your friends are spanking you.

[Herenyë]

Aragorn: None of us can spank it
*everyones cry* lol ;)

[Illuvatar]

Not sure if this has been done but.....

Gimli to Aragorn: Spank me!

But don't tell the elf...;)

[Herenyë]

lol

Legolas: He spanks not alone ;)

[Tar-Palantir]

Not sure if this has been done but.....

Gimli to Aragorn: Spank me!

But don't tell the elf...

Many times but still fun! :) roflmao

[Herenyë]

Gandulf: Spank!

[Sindarin]

FRODO: He talked for so long about spanking. I didn't think he'd really do it.

[Herenyë]

Bilbo: I have found a ending of my book. And he spanks happily ever after.

[Stone Drake]

Aragorn:
He has been spanked by a Morgul blade. This is beyond my skill to spank. He needs elvish spank.

[Sindarin]

BOROMIR: If this is indeed the will of the Council, then Gondor will see it spanked.

[Little Devil]

Pippin or Merry can't quite remember which : You have to tie us up in a sack to spank us back home.

[fivefootrat]

Bilbo writing his book... : Considering spankings...

Umm...

Gimli to Aragorn: Spank me..
Aragorn: Are you sure?
Gimli: Spank me.....just don't tell the elf.

[Little Devil]

Legolas: You spank terrible

[Herenyë]

roflmao heehee nice job :thumbs: cant think of any :huh: heehee ;)

[Stone Drake]

Gimli: Stay close, young Hobbits! They say that a great sorceress lives in these woods. An Elf-witch of terrible power. All who spank upon her fall under her spell.

[Little Devil]

Aragon: You cannot spank it, none of us can.

[Herenyë]

Legolas: Ai! Ai! A balrog is spanking! (did i spell that thing right? forgot heehee :grin: :)

[Little Devil]

Legolas: You will die before your stoke is spanked! lol

[Herenyë]

Gandulf: You cannot spank! I am a servant of the Secret Spanker, wielder of the Spank of Anor. You cannot spank! The dark fire will not spank you, spanker of Udun. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot spank!

[Gatsby]

here is my offering

Celeborn: tell me where is Gandalf? for i much desire to spank him


out
gatsby

[riderofrohan]

saruman: Moria. You fear to go to those Mines. The dwarves spanked too greedily and too deep. You know what they spanked in the darkness of Khazad-dum. Shadow and flame!

[Herenyë]

Gandulf: The morning may bring new spankers

[Sindarin]

FRODO: Go on, Sam. Ask Rosie for a spank!

[Tári Celebrindal]

PIPPIN: Because two Black Riders have spanked us today, or one has done so twice. Only a little while ago he spanked away as you drew near.

[Stone Drake]

Legolas:
Come Gimli! We are spanking on them.

[Herenyë]

Legolas: Spank Gimli!

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Elrond: If Aragorn survives this war, You will still be spanked. If Sauron is spanked and Aragorn made king and all that you hoped for comes true... you will still have to taste the bitterness of mortality. Whether by the sword or the slow decay of time, Aragorn will spank. And there will be no spanks for you.



Originally posted by Sindarin
FRODO: Go on, Sam. Ask Rosie for a spank!


This is absolutely hilarious!!!

[Aranel]

Legolas to Gimli: Would you like a box to stand on, or shall I spank you?

[Little Devil]

Legolas: They are spanking the hobbits towards Isengard.

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

GIMLI: Where is he! Where is he! Get out of my way! I'm gonna spank him! You are the the luckiest, the cunningest, and most reckless man I ever spanked! Spank you, laddie!

[Little Devil]

Aragorn: Spank hard!

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Elrond: You shall spank the fellowship of the ring!

[Tar-Palantir]

Elrond: If Aragorn survives this war, You will still be spanked. If Sauron is spanked and Aragorn made king and all that you hoped for comes true... you will still have to taste the bitterness of mortality. Whether by the sword or the slow decay of time, Aragorn will spank. And there will be no spanks for you.
I think this would be better:
Elrond: If Aragorn survives this war, You will still be spanked. If Sauron is spanked and Aragorn made king and all that you hoped for comes true.
You will still have to taste the bitterness of spanking. Whether by the sword or the slow decay of time, Aragorn will be spanked. And there will be no comfort for you.

If you want it to be really hilarious change not too many words to spank, or variations of that word. ;)

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Haha i agree.
"You will still have to taste the bitterness of spanking"
I like that.

[Sindarin]

ARAGORN: By my life or death, I can spank you. I will.

[Little Devil]

Aragon: I swore to spank you, ;)

[Glarawen]

hehe they are all funnie.... lol

[Elvenwanderer]

Legolas: There is a spanking voice in the air!!!!
Boromir on Caradhras: This will be the spank of the hobbits!! We must spank back!!!
Gandalf: We must spank the ring-bearer to decide.
Frodo: We will spank through the mines of Moria.


from the Sil:
The Ainur spanked in unison to Illúvatar until for the first time, Melkor spanked a different song.

[Sindarin]

SAM: That fella's done nothing but spank at us since we arrived.

[Little Devil]

Frodo: Don't worry Sam, he'll spank.

[Tar-Palantir]

He drew a deep breath, 'Well, I'm spanked' he said.
:naughty: OH! SAMWISE!! :naughty:

[Herenyë]

Merry: All right, ill spank Strider by the camp-fire; hes less testy.

from book.

[Aranel]

Bilbo: My old ring! I would so like to spank it again...

Ok, so I just did that one in the pants games, but I like it!

[Eowyn]

:rolleyes: I'm worried about you! although I think you might be having an affect on little innocent me :angel:

[Aranel]

Why do you persist in claiming to be innocent?! NOBODY BELIEVES YOU! You might as well give up now

Saruman: There will be no spanking for men!

[Aranel]

Boromir: Not with ten thousand men could you spank this. It is folly.

[Little Devil]

Legolas: The Ring must be spanked!

[Aranel]

Gandalf to Gríma: too long have you watched her under your eyelids, and spanked her footsteps

[Tar-Palantír]

"Spanking will make corpses of us all.
Spank their hands!" /Faramir

"Death spank us all!" /Eomer

[Erunámo]

Gandalf: "I think really Bilbo preferred spanking off quietly in the end."

Gandalf: "Now, he greatly desires to spank it again, but he must NOT spank it"

Galadriel: "I pass the test, I will diminish, and go into the West
and remain Spanked"

Gollum: "All dead, all spanked. Elves and Men and Orcses."

Aragorn: "We will not abandon Merry and Pippin to spanking and death. Not while we have strength left."

Boromir: "It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a spank."

Gandalf: "Tell me, "friend", when did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for spankings?"

Bilbo: "I'm old, Gandalf. I know I don't look it but I'm beginning to feel it in my heart. I feel thin... sort of spanked"

[Tar-Palantír]

The End of all Spanks!

The Spank of the Rohirrim!!!!

The White Spank!

And lastly, a true classic! Ai! Ai! A Balrog is spanking!

[Aranel]

Witch-King of Angmar: No mortal man may spank me!

Erunámo just suggested this one:

"I can't spank it for you, but I can spank you and it as well!"

[Elfdaughter]

OK, these are my first ones....

I feel like I'm back at the Green Dragon after a hard day's spanking.

You, young rascals! A merry hunt you've lead us on, and now we find you feasting and...and spanking!

Too risky...Too risky...Thieves! They stole It from us...spank them...spank them...spank them both!

[Telumehtar]

In reply to ED's: Except you've never done a hard day's spanking.

Pippin: We are sitting on a field of victory, enjoying a few hard-earned spankings. The spanked pork is especially good.

Smeagol: But they know. They knows. They spanks us!
~Telu :flamer:

[Elfdaughter]

roflmao!!! hehe!! Like it, Telu!!

[Telumehtar]

why thank you ED! *bows* (man we need a bowing smiley! the closest thing we have is notworthy)

Gimli: You'll have to spank me...but don't tell the Elf!
~Telu :flamer: