Uhh...Just wondering....

[Rosie Gamgee]

Hey! I'm in the mood to feel stupid and ask stupid questions, so I was just wondering: What is the Pervy Hobbit Fancier Club??????:blush:

:elfqueen: **Rosie**

[Catz]

hehehe....its what it says....the Pervy Hobbit Fanciers :naughty: ;) lol roflmao lol
Founding members Pil and A!Elbereth.....theres a couple of others but youd have to ask them lol
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[Illuvatar]

Yea, check with Pil, and check the Secret Diaries thread. That's actually where they got it from. lol

[Bawax]

i'd ask you to join my club but i doubt you'd be interested judging by your username. :)

[Rosie Gamgee]

roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao


Actually, I think he's kinda porky too!

But I still like him!! LOL


:elfqueen: **Rosie**

[Bawax]

WOO HOO!!!

i'm glad i have found someone who agrees with me, hes porky but carrys it well. :)

[Rosie Gamgee]

I'll join if you want, but I have to find out about the Pervy Hobbit Fancier Club first!!!

:elfqueen: **Rosie**

[Bawax]

yeah but i can offer the esteemed position of errr....... co-founder member, after all there has to be more then one to make it a club and as member number two you actually change it from an opinion to a club.

the Sam is porky club needs you. :thumbs: :grin:

[Rosie Gamgee]

OK!!!

:elfqueen: **Rosie**

[Bawax]

glad to hear Rosie, you've made a wise choice and besides who wants to be a pervy hobbit fancier?

please no one mention Rosie gamgee from the film, i may have to be restrained. hehehe.

[Rosie Gamgee]

WooHoo!

:elfqueen: **Rosie**

[A! Elbereth]

Well, the Pervy Hobbit Fancier club is for thsoe who fancy hobbits A LOT!... but you may ahve guessed that by now hehe ;) lol

[Nessa]

*ahem* veryhappy

The Pervy Hobbit Fanciers Club is a group of highly intelligent young ladies who express there love and admiration for the hobbit lads and all hobbits in general. It is located in the I Love..... board and is called The Hobbit Worship Thread. Please feel free to stop by. ;)

(Oh, and Sam isn't porky. He's adorably cuddlesome.)

[Catz]

OMG:o ...Rosie.....he got to ya!!!!:elfeek: lol lol
that was quick work Bawax!.....im impressed lol lol tho perhaps i should send Rosie a link to your post about her namesake????:naughty: ;)
I have to agree with Nessa.....cuddlesome not porky!!!! :rolleyes: lol
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[Bawax]

lol

go ahead Catz, i was strangely proud of the post, i thought it was funny. roflmao

i'm like lightening, i saw a job needed to be done and was straight in there and had the task completed just 34 minutes after my first post in here.

i just need new members to my club, were over-run with pery hobbit fanciers. pffbt

[Catz]

go ahead Catz, i was strangely proud of the post, i thought it was funny.

actually so did i lol roflmao lol tho it did seem to offend some folks sensibilities lol
But im curious....doesnt that then make you a pervy hobbit fancier????;) :cool:
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[Bawax]

i only offended a couple of people, i think their repressed in some way. *ducks for cover* ;) lol

ummm, this does make me a hobbit fancier as long as they look good in a dress but i don't think anyone could ever say i was pervy. :angel: :thumbs: roflmao

[Catz]

you think???:rolleyes: ;) lol
and ill bet Sam looks jes darlin in a dress, hon :naughty: ;) roflmao
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[Bawax]

yeah, those people who really know me would tell you i'm just a shy, sweet and not pervy lad, it just so happens that there isn't anyone here who really knows me that well yet. :huh: :evil:

Sam? no way, hes far too porky but pippin.........

roflmao

[Catz]

and Pippin in a dress isnt pervy???:elfeek: roflmao
I mean good lord....hes Scottish....hell have those scottish knees!!!!:o lol
yeah ......shy sweet and not pervy....it just trips of the tongue doesnt it?:rolleyes: :p
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[Bawax]

at least i picked the one who's most used to a kilt, i would want a hobbit who's comfortable in easy access clothing. ;) lol

bilbo in a dress sound any better? after all he was rich, he could have been my sugar daddy. roflmao

i think all those three character traits fot me perfect, i'm sure everyone will back me up. :rolleyes: lol

[Catz]

you hobbit perve you :o ;) lol
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[Bawax]

well it does take one to know one dear. :p lol

[Catz]

scuse me darlin' but im a dyed in the wool Elf perve....lol you should know that;) roflmao :rolleyes:
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[Bawax]

hehehe, i just realised something else, i'm an elf and hobbit perv, both arwen and rosie.

hmmm.........

oops, sorry day dream there. ;) :naughty lol

[Catz]

:elfeek: :o :elfeek: that was more than i wanted to hear.....lol roflmao lol
and he tells me hes not a perve.....hah!!!!:naughty: roflmao
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[Ringwraith]

Can I ask a question too?
Ops, seems like I'm already asking a question. So I'll ask another question too. :D

Does anyone here like cars?

[Nessa]

Well, bawax, maybe you should pay a visit to the Hobbit Worship Thread... :o

Get some of that perviness out of your system. ;)

[Catz]

Nessa....think about what you just said........now....do you really want him up in the hobbit threads???:elfeek: lol
And hey Ringwraith....start a thread on cars.....theres bound to be at least one or two car fanatics here;) :cool:
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[Bawax]

thank you nessa, i might have to take you up on that offer.

naughty girl Catz :fanboy::trout::trout:

[Nessa]

Originally posted by Catz
Nessa....think about what you just said........now....do you really want him up in the hobbit threads???:elfeek: lol
:catz:

Sure I do, as long as he refrains from any 'porky' comments. ;)

Its funny though, Rosie Cotton seems to like 'em 'porky.'....... :naughty:

But seriously, feel free. I think everyone there would be proud to boast a male hobbit fancier. :o

[Catz]

upon your own head be it....:rolleyes: :elfeek: lol roflmao lol
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[Bawax]

hey, not fair, i'm a good and wholesome poster, sadly i'm not pervy enough to be a pervy hobbit fancier :angel: but i'll pop in and say hi anyway. lol

[Catz]

oh i dunno.....being an expert on perviness, id say you have a fairly high Perve Quotient B....i mean just look at the pineapples :rolleyes: lol roflmao lol
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[Bawax]

hey i thought the pineapples were a bad idea but the blindfold trout action was something else. ;)

i'm not as pervy as many, i'm timid and shy as you well know. ;) lol

[Ilmarë]

Originally posted by bawax
hey, not fair, i'm a good and wholesome poster, sadly i'm not pervy enough to be a pervy hobbit fancier :angel: but i'll pop in and say hi anyway. lol

Good and wholesome????:elfeek: :elfeek:
Have you read really read FBC??? No one can compete with the level of perviness in there.;) :o

[Catz]

yup....has my official pervy seal of approval....and i should know since i was once graced with the title of Kinky Kitty;) :naughty: lol
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[Little Devil]

what does FBC stand for?(if it does stand for anything)

[Catz]

FBC stands for FanBoy Central
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[Little Devil]

Thanx :thumbs:

[Bawax]

Originally posted by Ilmarë


Good and wholesome????:elfeek: :elfeek:
Have you read really read FBC??? No one can compete with the level of perviness in there.;) :o

yeah its good and wholesome in my opinon. :grin: lol

we aren't that pervy in there anyway, a slight bit of flogging with fish is as far as it goes and a little chat about you getting on your knees. ;) lol

awww, please? lol roflmao

[Catz]

tho coming from you its pervy by definition B ;) lol
and the pineapples.....dont forget the pineapples......cos i wont;) lol roflmao
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