FBC....abandon hope all ye droolers who enter here

[Bawax]

i think i'm like shadowfax, gandalfs horse, but i don't think i can say why.(no i don't smell like shadowfax) lol ;)

shame on you Catz, i can't believe that you'd not believe me to be pure of mind, just don't look at the above sentence. :grin: :angel:

[Catz]

Too late!!!:elfeek: lol roflmao lol
i hope that means you like carrots young man:nono: lol :flamer:
:catz:

[Bawax]

i don't like carrots no and no i don't run around with some old guy on my back, that'd even freak me out. :elfeek:

are you old enough to call me young man? i thought you were a student from a post or two i'd read. :huh:

anyway i thought we'd worked out that i was more like gimli with his mighty weapon. lol

[Catz]

lol lol well its a relief to know you can be freaked out lol roflmao lol and i think thatd freak me out too!!!.....
and yes lol....im well old enough to call you "young man", tho didnt your momma ever tell you its not polite to comment on a ladies age??:elfeek: ;) lol lol
Im an adult student darlin':p ;) lol
and you were the one who brought up the horse, not me lol lol...so youre settling for Gimli and his big....weapon...then?
:catz:

[Bawax]

i wasn't after your age, just wondering why you'd call someone young man if you were a student. :grin:

if it takes an old man to sit on my back and make me run for miles to freak me out then i must have a high unfreakablity threshold (yes i am making up words when i want to) :p

hey i always wanted an older woman, a Mrs Robinson if you like, want to marry me? i'll promise to post something lewd every day (wouldn't want my standards to slip would we) :grin::blush:

i'll explain it all to my girlfriend, i'm sure she'll understand. ;)

[Catz]

lol roflmao roflmao roflmao lol
gee thanks for the offer, but i think im allergic to Simon and Garfunkle references :rolleyes: lol roflmao
and now back to the topic lol
:catz:

[Pil]

:elfeek: SWOOOOOSH *even though you can't see her....you can hear pil diving into her corner (now complete with hammock)* :o

Sam.....is......NOT? porky.......? :huh:

I think i am like faramir! :knight:

[Catz]

no Pil....bawax notwithstanding, Sam is cuddly, NOT porky....theres a difference.....which a male is not equipped to understand:rolleyes: ;) lol
Ive come to the conclusion that im a LOTR multiple personality, since i appear to be like just about everyone....except rubber lips, of course....:naughty: ;) lol
:catz:

[Pil]

OF COURSE! :thumbs: lol

[Catz]

lol lol the only thing i have in common with she of the pneumatic lips is long dark hair....i can ride a horse...and when i have a sharp object in my hand folks tend to get out of my way quickly...not fall into a river from laughing:naughty: ;) lol roflmao lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

ah well if your nothing like Lip Tyler then i'll have to take back my proposal, i know it'll break your heart but i have my standards and Liv is part of my standards. :p ;)

Sam is porky, as i'm a male who isn't porky i can say that, we men don't get ofended by such comments so we don't need to know the difference between cuddly and porky. :grin:

[Catz]

Liv constitutes standards????!!!!:elfeek: :naughty: lol
Ahhhh well...... *sighs deeply*...i shall try to contain my disappointment:rolleyes: ;) lol lol
oh and a definition of the difference between cuddly and porky could possibly be whether or not you have threads on forums all over the net devoted to females who want to take you home and snuggle
Actually Sams not my type....im more your blond elven prince type....he has nicer ears...and i do love those ears :naughty:, but hes still cuddly lol lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

well as i'm told i look like the blonde fairy-elf that is legolas i think you made a mistake in not taking up my offer of marriage, i bet your kicking yourself over that rash choice right now. ;) :p

by the way i'm still confused over the cuddly/porky thing and another thing if i came on here and said i thought Sam was cuddly you'd think i was a hobbit fancier, well there is Rose Cotton :fanboy: but thats an isolated case. :grin:

there isnt anything wrong with Ms lippy, she's very beautiful but i must admit i think she should wear more make up, probably about as much as fairy-elf legolas. :p lol

[Ilmarë]

*Ilm sticks her head around the door... eyes wide with disbelief*

Blond Fairy Elf???? :angry: Boy, are YOU ever playing with fire....He's known around here as the Buff Blond - Braided Prince of Mirkwood....*shakes her head* Fairy Elf indeed... sheesh!:p Hmmm... maybe Catz and I should chuck you in FBC....

As for Li'l Miss Lick-my-lips-and-stick-me-to a-window.......just don't get me startedhearnoevil ;)

:elfqueen:

[Bawax]

lol roflmao lol

did i say something wrong? :huh: pfbbt

well we're all entitled to our opinions the "Buff Blond - Braided Prince of Mirkwood" as you put it is more feminine then Galadriel but Arwen is the perfect elf maiden plus of course her hairs better then the fairy elf's. :grin:

[Ilmarë]

lol roflmao roflmao roflmao lol

Heh... just funnin' B... of course you're entitled to like l'il miss stick me to a window..... someone has to!!;) :naughty:

And yeah... her hair is nice... kinda like mine used to look.... but i'll stick with blond, ta:thumbs:

:elfqueen:

[Catz]

*catz arrives carrying a bag and what looks suspiciously like a long blond wig and pulls Ilm off into a corner....both whispering furiously and taking long hard looks at B....particularly his ears :o *
Hmmmmm well you just might pass as a fanboy, Bawax......drooling over ms michelin lips is definitely Fanboyish....
Whaddya think Ilm......do we have a candidate for FanBoy Central?
ahhhh if you look that much like the droolicious elf prince Bawax, then yeah, mecry ;) lol i guess i would be due a kick or two.....but then....you werent sure were you? and besides.....youd really have to have the ears done......looooooove those pointy ears........
oh and id happily take Sam home and cuddle him.....so hes cuddly.....simple really;) lol roflmao lol
and now that weve dragged this thread totally off topic.....
:elfeek: lol lol
:catz:

[Pil]

roflamo :elfeek: :o

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW SCARY THOSE LAST FEW POSTS HAVE BEEN!

[Catz]

wanna bet??????:naughty: ;) lol roflmao lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

things coud get much scarier if Catz and Illmare make me dress as she-elf legolas. :elfeek: lol

do you think i cold get surgery to get me some pointy ears? i'd definently need that wig but i don't think i could wear that much make up. :huh: :)

i don't think i look like him but a few people have tried to convince me that i do, i guess neutrals are in a better place to decide that. :grin:

[Catz]

"make you"....... *sighs* thats such a.....coercive.....term
i prefer to think of it as.....re education...
And foolish notions like "she elf" wont last long in the face of the loop tape of His Blond Gorgeousness and the dunge....errrrr i mean Fan Boy Central....*grins wickedly*....youd soon see the error of your ways....and not a noodle in sight:naughty: ;) :elfeek:
Unfortunately tho, ive been forbidden to perform any major physical alterations on anyone....so we'd have to send out for the ears lol lol but youd be amazed at what you can do these days :elfeek: :naughty: lol roflmao lol
send in a pic to the members gallery and we'll decide if you really do have "what it takes" ;)
See pil?......now its getting scary:naughty: ;) lol lol roflmao lol

[Sindarin]

lol

[Ringwraith]

This thread has gone wack..pfbbt I'm re-reading the book and I still think I'm like Boromir, but I haven't arrived at the part where Denethor apears, so I won't make my final conclusion yet...

[Catz]

yes it has a bit......but indulge us Ringwraith....its all in good fun.....and strictly speaking it is on topic since we are discussing whether or not Bawax resembles a certain Elf....
But youre right up to a point....so back to "who are you most like"
and perhaps Ilm could start another thread to discuss this other matter;) lol lol
Oh and i thought they said you were like Beregond? ;)
:catz:

[Bawax]

*laughs nervously* :elfeek: lol

i don;t think me as she elf legolas would work, for a start you'd need too many people to hold me down to get the damn wig on. pfbbt lol

no noodles in sight? does this mean the trout is going to be used instead? *braces himself* :fanboy: lol

if we really want to find out if i look like her/him(?) then i'm quite willing to send a pic in private to a few people to get a general opinion, let me know if your interested, i don't want to put a pic up on the members place just yet though. :)

[Catz]

heheheheh
i don;t think me as she elf legolas would work, for a start you'd need too many people to hold me down to get the damn wig on.
I dont think thatd be a problem......:naughty: ;) ....the super glue always worked before.....:elfeek: :p :cool: but just in case, i have a stapler here:elfeek: lol roflmao lol
Guess this makes me most like Saruman...i just hope you end up a bit more presentable than Lurtz:o ;) :naughty:
Noodles!!!!......i may never look at spaghetti the same way ever again!!!!:rolleyes: lol
one has to wonder why you dont want to show these pics in public.......course now im all curious.....catz tend to be....so yeah im game...lets see what youve got :elfeek: :p lol
:catz:

[Ilmarë]

Yeah... me too!!!:thumbs:
I think Catz and i have to.... just to be fair... so we can judge for ourselves...:cool:

Oh... and yes... i have indeed posted a thread in Osgiliath...in I Love...... so we can discuss this further.... look for... So... do YOU look like an Elf?

:elfqueen:

[Bawax]

ok i'll pm you both and see if i can link to a pic of me, i'm not that bothered about showing people my photo but i think i'd rather ease myself into people actually knowing what i look like here, at other sites people have seen various body parts and a number of my piercings. :elfeek: :elfeek: :elfeek: lol

staples probably wouldn't work for the wig anyway, i've got a head as hard as nails, i've fallen on it too many times to recall. :grin:

i'd say i'm too big a build to look like an elf, from the film they were all slightly built but i'm a bit bigger then most. ;) ;) ;) lol rotflmao

[Catz]

yeah , yeah.....thats what they all say:rolleyes: lol roflmao roflmao lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

:grin:

i make a rule not to lie to people, pm sent, let me know what you think and please go easy, no one likes to see a man cry. lol :p

*sits nervously*

[Ilmarë]

*Ilm opens file.... and her eyes pop out of her head*:elfeek: :elfeek: :elfeek:

[Bawax]

hey, Ilm, want to marry me?

i know i asked Catz but that was a phase i was going through, i've seen the light now. :grin: :blush:

lol

yes or no? do i look like the fairy-she-elf?

[Ilmarë]

Pm'd ya..... so now u know.

As for the marriage proposal..... well, its a bit hurtful... only wanting me after Catz has turned you down..... you'll have to try harder to win this particular Maia spirit over.... Elf-a-like or no:p

If i say yes....will it involve presents?lol :naughty:



:elfqueen:

[Catz]

Typical male......so fickle........
looks like its back to the access roster Ilm......Tues, Thurs, Sat ok for you?....with Sundays off......for him to......recover:elfeek: :naughty: lol
share and share alike....in the true spirit of LOTR lol roflmao lol
oh and the official word....Yes....he does look a bit like Orli:o ;)
:catz:

[Bawax]

Ilm - yep, plenty of presents, probably toasters and sandwich makers from family and stuff when we get married but you'd get the biggest present by getting me. :grin:

oh probably a wedding ring too. :)

see and i'm modest. lol

Catz - i dont' need sunday for rest, we could make it all three on sundays. :naughty:

i may have to adjust the roster as it suits, now you've confirmed i look a bit like the she-elf i am bound to have all the female posting population here falling over themselves to get a peice of me.

*waits.........................







damn. roflmao

[Catz]

and so modest too:rolleyes: ;) lol roflmao lol
so are you gonna submit the pic now that weve given you the "seal of approval"?
and hey, we're equal opportunity here hon.....its not just girls who drool over Orli you know:elfeek: :p ;) lol lol
:catz:
ive gotta change the name of this thread..... lol

[Ilmarë]

*stands back holding the door open for rampaging females after B......looks at her watch......*

lol No rampage then B???............ never mind. They obviously have no taste;)

Re: the wedding..... where is the wedding list i've heard about? I haven't even said yes yet....... toasters are out..... as are kettles, saucepans and tablecloths.

I might get a wedding ring.... well, i'd say that i would HAVE to have one.....and a really expensive one at that... no cheap tat for this li'l Maia spirit.

The rota... well, i'm ok with that Catz..... but Sundays... that's the day B and i will go to Ikea.... then to the local for a roast dinner.:p

Still thinking B...... apart from your obvious... modesty.... what else do you have to offer??



:elfqueen:

[Sindarin]

roflmao

*Wait a minute...I shop at Ikea!* :jester:

[Ilmarë]

Well.... you could come with me and B, Sind.... or you could go to the pub with Catz and we'd meet you there.... after B and I argue over what duvet covers we're gettinglol roflmao roflmao lol

[Catz]

id advise you to definitely hit the Pub with me Sindarin....do you REALLY want to see that????:elfeek: ;) lol lol
:catz:

[Ilmarë]

Cool..... you guys can get the drinks in!!:thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:

[Catz]

*Looks up the thread*
hang on a sec.....nobody mentioned presents!!!!.....well thats it then!!!.......if Ilm gets pressies and i dont im gonna officially sulk!!!!!
tossed aside like a.......like a......like a....disposable thing *sniff*lol
Hmmmph!!!verymad pfbbt roflmao
:catz:
that lil mad guy is soooo cute aint he? lol roflmao lol

[Bawax]

Ikea? on a sunday? thats my day for football and my woman other then you two, we really need to sort this out if were going to get married. lol :p

i got an idea, how about we all get married, a three way thing and then you two can both go to ikea, both get the same presents at the wedding and i can be down the pub while all this is happening. :thumbs: :grin: roflmao

anyway speaking of equal oppurtunities here, what presents do i get out of this? and am i allowed to watch football whenever its on TV?

as for submitting the pic i think i might wait just a little longer but i'm sure i'll end up doing it, probably if i appear on here drunk one night. ;) :)

[Catz]

good god man!!!!....i dont want marriage:elfeek: ;) lol been there done that.....and never again in any one of this kittys nine lives am i doing THAT again!!!!lol roflmao lol
hehehe i just want pressies:naughty: :thumbs: :naughty: ;) :p and im the one at the pub thank you....you have to go shopping...(hehehe serves you right for proposing willy nilly lol lol)and ill betcha i could drink ya under the table....lol lol and then i could get ya to submit the photo....being plastered is always a help in such situations matey roflmao
:catz:

[Bawax]

you think you could drink me under the table? i must admit i have a high tolerance to alcohol, i'm only a young 'un but i have plenty of drinking experience behind me. (much of it locked in a dark corner of my mind for obvious reasons lol )

you do realise your ruining my dreams of life with three women don't you, if i cry i can't be held responsible (see my sensitive and caring side showing through lol )

i'l submit my photo if you and Ilm do the same, sound fair to you? :grin:

[Catz]

honey....i dont think i could..... i know i could.....many more years of experience ;) (much of which i can, in fact remember :o ).....course i may not be able to move for three days afterwards lol but heck, hangovers are a different story ;) :p :cool:
as to photos....mmmmm i dont actually think i have one to be honest....got one of my motorbike tho roflmao

[Bawax]

hehehe, you wish, i haven't met awoman yet who can drink as much as me, if we lived closer to eachother i'd challenge you to it and i would be pretty confidant. :) :beer:

you cant move after a long session? i am up and ready for more the same day without fail, i rarely get more then 3 hours sleep before work but who cares? i can sleep while i'm there. ;) lol

you have no pic of you? i find that very hard to believe. :elf:

[Catz]

ahhh well your educations has been sadly lacking then lol ;)
i trained with the best lol
and when i was your age i too did not suffer from the dreaded hangover....its one of those fun things you have to look forward to deary;) :cool: and hey its 6.30 in the am here and ive not slept yet....
:catz:

[Bawax]

i can assure you my education was/is the best (still going on i'm not scared to admit) i could ask for, i drink with people double my age and drink many of them under the table. :elfeek:

6:30am? thats a lie in for me, i start work at 5 am and often do 15 hour shifts. (long lunches in the pub help make work tolerable though) lol :thumbs:

[Catz]

yeah i used to do similar....heheh...those liquid lunches are sooooo helpful lol
what do you do for a job btw?
tho at my advanced years ive had to wise up a little in my habits:o :grin: ....but i could still outdrink ya sweety;) roflmao
:catz:

[Bawax]

you wish, it sounds like were both confidant but sadly theres no way of proving this, well have to agree that i can drink more. pfbbt lol

i am, and don't laugh, a health and safety manager, yes they put me in charge. lol

but i'm also a part time electrician and am looking to change my full time job. :D

so how comes its almost 7am for you and your still awake? do you do this all the time or just when you don't have to work the next day?

[Catz]

what .....me laugh???......heheheheheh
health and safety eh?...well that just confirms what ive always thought about health and safety managers;) :cool:
im not working at the moment...im studying....and yes i do do this all the time lol catz like the nite time;)
and yeah i guess well just have to accept that the kitty could put you under the table......:grin: :p ;)
:catz:

[Bawax]

what did you always think of h+s managers? i'm awfully paranoid now. lol

damn, i wish i was just in education, i miss never having to go to work but on the plusside i got a 20 year old assistant who is very cute. :grin: ;)

[Catz]

*sighs* how can you make that sound like youre a dirty old man when i know youre only a year older than that????:huh:
i mean...is it just a god given talent or what????lol roflmao lol
then again.....maybe its just me;) lol
*looks at her sig*:blush:
:catz:

[Ilmarë]

Originally posted by bawax
Ikea? on a sunday? thats my day for football and my woman other then you two, we really need to sort this out if were going to get married. lol :p

anyway speaking of equal oppurtunities here, what presents do i get out of this? and am i allowed to watch football whenever its on TV?



Okay then.... Sunday can be negotiable..... Catz and I can go.... elsewhere to find our fun:naughty: ;) lol

As for presents... well... we get to share those, sweetie.... and you can watch football whenever you like.... as long as i get to too!!!:thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:

As for drinking.... hmmmm.... i guess i can compete with you guys anyday:cool:

:elfqueen:

[Nessa]

A quick question...... What does FBC stand for? :blush:

Just curious...

[Ilmarë]

It stands for Fan Boy Central, Nessa:grin: ;)

[Nessa]

Oh! Thanks. :grin:

Er, resume...

[Little Devil]

Hmmmmmmmmm.... her hair, I have to admit I do like her hair. but that's all i'm saying, after all I'm here to cheer on the lovely 'Buff Blonde' or 'Braided Prince of Mirkwood or in bawax case 'Fairy Elf' lol :) :) :)

[Bawax]

i sounded like a dirty old man? no, it is your mind again, it was a pewrfectly innocent comment i made. honest. :grin: lol

ok Ilm you can watch football too as long as you don't ask what the offside rule is or anything, i know all women have trouble understanding that. :p roflmao

and back to my other question, do i get presents from this? :huh:

[Catz]

yes of course it was B......innocent.......i believe you....:rolleyes: ;) lol
And why should i give you presents??? i dont want to marry ya lol lol ......
actually that could be considered a gift in itselflol roflmao lol :cool:
:catz:

[Bawax]

what the hell?


you and Ilm are getting presents and the biggest gift, me, and i get nothing? i must have done something wrong in a former life for this to hapen to me. :(

lol

[Catz]

well.....you do get the Fanboy dues......:fanboy: :flamer: :elfeek:
I guess you could consider that a present....:naughty:
:catz:

[Bawax]

and can i have a beating with the trout? that is my favorite by far. :naughty: ;)

[Catz]

Weeeellll......i guess so......but dont overdo it......i dont want you wearing my trout out :trout: lol
:catz:

[Ilmarë]

*walks over to Catz* can i borrow the trout for a minute, mate?? Ta.

:trout: :trout: :trout: :trout: :trout:

I KNOW the offside rule.... and all the rest....been going to footie matches since i was three. Idon't think he deserves the whipping yet Catz... he hasn't earned it in the Dungeon.;) lol

:elfqueen:

[Catz]

ahhh well....i guess well have to bring out the BIG guns.........the salad vegetables !!!!! :elfeek: :naughty: lol roflmao lol
:catz:

[Elendur]

I thought that you two had somewhat reformed.... suppose that it was too much to hope for..(sigh!):cool: :p

[Catz]

lol lol :naughty: well at least were keeping it in one place now Elendur.....and you have to admit.......some people just have FANBOY written on their foreheads.....it would be a crime to ignore it:naughty: ;) roflmao
:catz:......and scary tho this is, he really does resemble Orli !!!! :elfeek: ;) :cool:

[Bawax]

vegetables next? i can't wait, i'm almost drooling at the prospect. ;) lol

you know the offside rule Ilm? you must be the perfect gf, mine hasn't got a clue about football. so if you go to matches who do you support? (thanks for the beating with the trout, it's made my day. :grin: )

me asking for it? it hasn't worked, i haven;t got anything. *sniffles* :p

[Catz]

well....thats kind of the point with torture isnt it? lol roflmao lol
and whaddya mean you havent got anything.......*holds up a battered and frayed trout*....look at the state of my poor trout!!!!
im afraid its :fanboy: from now on......with perhaps the odd.....salad now and then:elfeek: ;) roflmao
just be grateful ive left the agave cactus out of it!!!:elfeek: ;) :cool:
:catz:

[Ilmarë]

Ohh.... its the salad veg now eh??? Good thinking Catz.... :thumbs: :thumbs:

Sorry Elendur.... but like Catz said.... B has fan boy written thru him like a stick of rock!!lol lol lol We're kinda reformed tho, aren't we Catz???.......*grins wickedly*..... okay... no, i guess we're not!!! C'mon... you wouldn't expect us NOT to be reviving the Dungeon now, would ya E?:blush:

B - i don't get to go to my team's matches anymore... i had to move to Hicksville to work.... (my team... Dundee... it's where i'm from originally)...because i'm half Italian.... i tend to watch Serie A... have supported Juve since i was little..... and the Italian national team are.... well... easy on the eye.....gives the matches another factet!:naughty: ;) lol roflmao lol

[Catz]

..... and the Italian national team are.... well... easy on the eye.....gives the matches another factet!
god....and here i was thinking that was the only reason to watch football:naughty: ;) lol roflmao lol
ahhh well you live and learn :p lol
ummmmmm reformed.......?????.....can i plead the 5th on that? yes i know im not american......but its the thought that counts!!! :rolleyes: lol roflmao lol
im just a lil :angel: .........oh ok......maybe more like :wicked:
roflmao roflmao
tho i do hold to the theory that tormenting fanboys is right and normal behaviour....:fanboy: :flamer:.......sides......its
fun!!!
:catz:

[Elendur]

... time to leave I think!.. Not worth the aggrivation!!!:p :thumbs:

[Catz]

hi Elendur:wave:..................................... ....bye Elendur:wave:
lol roflmao lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

some of us fan boys like the beatings, i must be a glutton for punishment. :grin:

if you wan't Ilm you can be an honourary west ham supporter, as your going to be my wife i guess it would be allowed, it does mean you have to buy me a seasn ticket to west ham every year. :grin: lol

whippings only huh Catz? well it might take some getting used to but i'll see if i can get used to it, it'll be strange at first just leave those vegetable where they are for the moment. lol

[Catz]

what ???......you mean i cant flog you with a lettuce??
damn.......well thats boring...*hands on hips*...youll have to try harder here B....i mean whippings are all well and good but.......variety is thespice of life after all....lol roflmao lol

Oh and clear your PM inbox btw....too many marriage offers in there mate?:p ;) lol lol

:catz:

[Bawax]

ok, lettuce i can handle but only on a few days of the week and only if you promise to bring back the flogging with a trout. do we have a deal? roflmao :p

pm box cleared, i'm too lazy to delete them as i get them. :) lol

oh after the lettuce gets boring will you swap to other vegetables? and perhaps the noodles i was interested in? :naughty:

[Catz]

Hmmmm i think i could probably do that.....as long as you dont overwork the poor trout....:trout:
as to the vegetables...well you know what they say about getting a varied diet:naughty: ;)
and you still havent specified what noodles yet......lol roflmao lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

oh any noodles will do, i'm not a fussy man, swap them about if you like but i must have my weekly helping of fish. :thumbs: ;) lol

[Catz]

well thats just typical male isnt it?
No discrimination at all:rolleyes: i mean everyone knowss the flogging capabilities of linguine are different from , say tagliatelle or udon....*sighs*
:catz:

[Bawax]

well i'm very sorry for not being an expert on noodles dear, maybe we should stick to whatever is close to hand, just don't go buying any pineapples, that'd be painful. :elfeek:

the trout is looking the safest bet. :thumbs:

[Catz]

youre taking all the fun out of this........you know that dont you:rolleyes: pfbbt lol
just don't go buying any pineapples, that'd be painful.
only foryou lol lol
ok fine......no pineapples......hehehehe tho i can think of worse:naughty: ;) im very inventive ;) :cool:
:catz:

[Bawax]

maybe you should blindfold me and make it a big surprise, that'd be humourour at least, probably a bit stupid on my part but what the hell, you only live once. :thumbs: roflmao

what could be worse then pineapples? :huh:

[Catz]

OK...ill blindfold you.....and then you can find out whats worse than pineapples:o :elfeek: :naughty: lol roflmao lol
youre right......whats life without its little surprises....or its big ones for that matter ;) :elfeek: lol lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

why the hell did i suggest a blindfold? mecry (see showing my sensitive side yet again pfbbt)

i just hope my eyes aren't watering at the end of it all. :elfeek: lol roflmao

[Catz]

whod know???.......youll be wearing a blindfold!!!:elfeek: :naughty: lol roflmao lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

is it just me or do i have a knack of talking myself into things?

can i have a rule that there must be no attacking me with a cucumber and Ilm must get exactly what i get, as i wouldn't want to deny her anything i recieve, afterall we are getting married, i think, all she has to do is get on her knees. :elfeek: (all her idea) lol

[Lurtz]

sure it was....

[Catz]

nah......cos im not into torture of anyone but fanboys.....
anyway....once youre blindfolded.....heheheheh......:flamer:
Knees eh Ilm?....you giving this boy ideas beyond his station?
:catz:

[Bawax]

but this should be an equal oppurtunities thing really, i bet Ilm would want to be involved in some way.

i can't remember who came up with getting on their knees, it might have been me but i got a memory like a seive. :duh:

so after fan boy gets beaten does he get to turn the tables on you? :evil:

[Catz]

im actually on record as stating that a little spanking never hurt anyone....and yeah... a sieve....but a very selective sieve, ive noticed.....lol :rolleyes: lol
well we'll see...what can you do to make it worth my while???:naughty: ;) :cool:
:catz:

[Bawax]

i got a selective seive? what do you mean? i remember al that i need to remember, the rest i forget and as fast as possible. ;)

maybe i coul stroke you for a while as i said before as long as i get stroked for abit after. ;) :naughty: lol

[Catz]

hey....im all for reciprocal stroking....*strokes B's head softly*mmmmmm velcro hair........cute lol lol
yeah the difference of opinion arises with the question of what it is that you actually do need to remember and whether or not that is in fact what you do remember:rolleyes: ;)
:catz:

[Ilmarë]

Originally posted by bawax

if you wan't Ilm you can be an honourary west ham supporter, as your going to be my wife i guess it would be allowed, it does mean you have to buy me a seasn ticket to west ham every year. :grin: lol



I'm going to be your wife, eh??? I don't remember having said yes yet... especially as you've now asked at least 3 of us to marry you. Tell you what... I'll marry you as long as i can have Jonathon Davis of Korn delivered to me wearing his kilt as a wedding prezzie.... after all... if you're allowed more than one woman.... and you're into equal opportunities....... hold on tho... that means i get one more man seeing as you have 3 women... hmmm... who shall i have???...... lol lol

:elfqueen:

[Catz]

shes quite right you know.......:p ;) dont worry Ilm...ive got a beefcake shopping list all drawn up......lol roflmao lol its the least he can do if he wont wear the wig lol lol
:catz:

[Ilmarë]

Beefcake shopping list, eh, Catz??? Okay then... who's on yours then??? We have to compare i think..... so we don't have B doubling up on 'em!lol lol lol

[Catz]

my trouble is narrowing the list down.......i mean its got Sean Astin for cuddles....Sean Bean cos hes soooo butch......Viggo cos hes an artist....Orli...on the basis that you can never have too much of a good thing;) :naughty: lol Johnny Depp cos he fascinates me, Jude Law cos hes pretty....and the list goes on......how to choose?????;) lol lol

[Bawax]

no additional males for you Ilm, if we are to be married then i'm willing to forsake the other women to be with you.

don't encourage her Catz :nono: lol

Sean Bean? i met him once, kinda, he's shorter then he looks on the TV.

can i compile my list of extra potential women now? :naughty: lol

[Catz]

oh i see.....im being dumped again am i??????
men.....just cant make up their minds
right thats it....im off AND im taking my trout with me!!!!lol roflmao roflmao lol
:catz:
Sean may be small, but hes perfectly formed!!!!

[Bawax]

small isn't normally a good thing, or so i'm told. :rolleyes:

and don't forget you dumped me to start with, i was willing to marry you but my offer was thrown back at me. my memory still holds the emotional scars of that day. mecry lol

[Catz]

Hmmmm well keep this up and youll have some nice new ones to go with!!!! *examines claws intently* hell hath no fury like a kitty scorned lol ;)
:catz:

[Ilmarë]

Originally posted by bawax
no additional males for you Ilm, if we are to be married then i'm willing to forsake the other women to be with you.

don't encourage her Catz :nono: lol

can i compile my list of extra potential women now? :naughty: lol



That is what Catz and i are supremely wonderful at, aren't we Catz??;) lol lol

LOL.... YOU.. forsake the other women??? You expect me to believe that, do you? I think you'll have to prove you're serious before i marry you.:p roflmao

As for lists of potential others... mine is more of a hit list;) :naughty: lol lol ... starting with the very freaky, but gorgeous Jonathan....hmmm... 4 others.....???? Who do i leave out?lol lol lol

:elfqueen:

[Catz]

Awwwwww poor baby B.....cant cope with both of us hunh???
ahh well....i wouldnt want you to hurt yourself hon:rolleyes: .....maybe in a few years youll have developed a bit more stamina!!:rolleyes: :naughty: lol roflmao
*pats B on head*
but that does mean no more stroking from me then!!!
Nor trouting....and im taking my cucumber too and my blindfold lol

you can keep the pineapple :elfeek: pfbbt

oh , and as for.....
small isn't normally a good thing, or so i'm told.

Tisnt the size.......its what you do with it.....and im very inventive.....lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

isn't that what "small" men say Catz? lol roflmao


i have more then enough stamina for you two, i'm in training for doing a marathon next year so two women wouldn't hold me back at all. :rolleyes: pfbbt lol

ok Ilm, what must i do to prove i'll give up all other women to marry you? name the terms and i'll break them. ;) lol

well the pineapple is better then nothing, now what can i do with thins? :evil: :naughty: lol

[Catz]

does that make me an "other woman" ??? havent been one of them in years ;) lol :naughty:
:catz:

[Bawax]

Originally posted by Catz
does that make me an "other woman" ??? havent been one of them in years ;) lol :naughty:
:catz:

shhh!!!

we'll keep that our secret sweetie. *strokes the cat and tickles her tum*

roflmao

[Catz]

lol roflmao roflmao lol
damn its sad how we catz will do anything for a tummy rub and stroke lol lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

anything? :naughty: :evil: :naughty: :evil: :naughty:


roflmao

[Catz]

pretty much.......lol.....im open minded:cool: ;) lol
:catz:

[Ilmarë]

Sheesh.... she gets the stroking and the tummy rubs..... what do i get????... and don't say you because that doesn't count.

Terms eh...and you say you're gonna break them.... hmmm.. ok

1) You must never let me go to extremely loud rock gigs on my own... or with the girls
2) You must never allow me to lock gorgeous rock gods in the dungeon to keep as my personal playthings
3)You should take any opportunity to ogle other women
4) You should always be in attendance when the girls come round for a night in.... playing in the dungeon

Hmmm... the rest shall follow... ;) lol lol lol

[Bawax]

******, i don't like these rules, as the man of the house i think i'm gona put my foot down and rule as all men should.

no other men for you, my dinner must be ready at 6pm and if we go out together, thou must not ogle the barman in his tight trousers.

is that ok with you dear? :grin:

i can stroke you if you like, you never seemed to like the strokes before, thats why i cry so often, because of the snubs you give me. mecry

roflmao

[Catz]

yeah.....rule like all men do.....they think theyre in charge while the women know that women rule the roost......theres a barman with tight trousers????? where????:naughty: lol
and hey.......i thought the strokes were special to me mecry mecry
:catz:

[Eowyn]

awww poor catz! I would also like to know where the barman with the tight trousers is. :naughty:

[Ilmarë]

*looks at Eowyn* ... A barman in tight trousers???? Where??

LOL... okay honey... you're the man of the house... i'll be a good girl and do everything you say........................................NOT!!!

If you're having other women then i'm having other men.... that's only fair..... dinner will be ready at 6 as long as you remember to pick it up from the Chinese/Indian/McDonalds before you come homelol roflmao :p

These are acceptable terms..... oh, and you have to be okay with my full size poster of Jonathan on the bedroom ceiling;) :naughty: lol

As for the strokes... you've never offered before.....fickle little swine.... so get to it now!!;) :p

[Catz]

Hmmmmm strokes are the kittys territory....i dont ask for much really.......*extends claws*.....but if i dont get then youll have a new career option B.......as an adult male soprano....hehehehnow thatd be a piercing and a halfroflmao lol roflmao
:catz:

[Ilmarë]

Hmmm... and here was me thinking NOTHING was exclusive in here:elfeek: ;) lol

[Catz]

but just think of what your getting Ilm.....or maybe not lol roflmao lol....well.....you DID say yes lol roflmao lol
and since im not getting a brib......errrr.........present.....i should at least get something exclusivelol lol
:catz:

[Ilmarë]

I said yes?????? I don't remember that!!!!!!!!!:o

:elfqueen:

[Catz]

i hate to tell you this....but yep.....over in "do you look like an Elf"
lol roflmao lol
:catz:

[Ilmarë]

Ahhh no... i said i'd back him up about him crying on my shoulder IF he got me Jonathan as a wedding prezzie... and he could have Christina Ricci....:naughty: ... BUT I haven't yet said yes to us getting married....B still has to accept one of the terms... THEN that can happen;) lol lol roflmao

[Catz]

well....i still claim full access to tummy rubs and stroking......god knows there are few enough perks for being "the other woman" and if you get Jonathon....then i get exclusive stroking privilageslol roflmao lol
.........either that.....or shredding privilages will take effect lol lol
:catz:

[Ilmarë]

Hell... if i'm getting Jonathan then of course you can have exclusive stroking privilages:thumbs: ....... i'll be way to preoccupied to care:naughty: ;) lol lol lol roflmao ..... but then you'll have to fight it out with Christina Ricciroflmao roflmao

:elfqueen:

[Catz]

oh come on!!!!! the womans a midget!!!!!!:rolleyes: lol roflmao roflmao lol ....no worries there lol....
it probably would be easier to make this a three way marriage....BUT i have this pathological dislike of marriage......course you would too, if youd ever met my ex husband!!!!;) lol roflmao lol
:catz:

[Ilmarë]

Hey.... ease up on the midget comments..... I'm only 5'2"!!:elfeek: ..... but i'm damn feisty.... i make up for my lack of height!!lol lol

Hmmm... not into 3 way marriage personally..... maybe we should just have a Harem in the Dungeon, Catz??? Then we could lock up as many as we like..;) :naughty: lol roflmao roflmao lol ...... and torture the poor unfortunates who are out of favour with the Leggy wig and loop tape:thumbs:

:elfqueen:

[Catz]

well im not that much taller myself lol lol
and hell....i already had that set uproflmao thats one of the advantages of being the "other woman" ;) lol ....the spare time :naughty: ;) lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

hmmm, ok i think Christina for Jonathon is a fair deal, and she's not a midget, shes perfectly formed, she said hello to me while i was working as a bouncer once, that obviously means she wants me right? lol

*strokes and tummy tickles for Ilm*

you don't need any Catz, felines can reach the parts me and Ilm cant. :naughty: lol roflmao

i'll pick up dinner for 6 every day if you pay for it, good deal? :grin:

[Catz]

well thanks a lot:( pfbbt verymad
well i know when im not wantedmecry pfbbt
*catz goes off to sulk*
:catz::rolleyes:

[Bawax]

lol

awww, just kidding hon, we all want you really, if it makes you cheer up you can have a go at me. :grin:

:smooch: :cuddles:

we need a strokes smilie. ;) lol

[Catz]

really???;) lol lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

yeah go for it hon, i'm thick skinned i can take whatever you have to give. :naughty: lol

[Ilmarë]

Originally posted by bawax
hmmm, ok i think Christina for Jonathon is a fair deal, and she's not a midget, shes perfectly formed, she said hello to me while i was working as a bouncer once, that obviously means she wants me right? lol

*strokes and tummy tickles for Ilm*

you don't need any Catz, felines can reach the parts me and Ilm cant. :naughty: lol roflmao

i'll pick up dinner for 6 every day if you pay for it, good deal? :grin:



*grins*
Jonathan for Christina is a deal???????? Whoa!!!! Then my darling.... the answer is YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! Of course i'll marry you.... if i get Jonathan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sighs happily*..... nice strokes and tummy tickles...... can cope with that.....

As for dinner.... I'll gladly pay.... considering I'll be hungry.... cooped up at home all day..... with only Jonathan for company;) :naughty: lol lol

[Bawax]

well i'll be equally as hungry, having Christina for my new personal assistant, she'll take alot of training at first. i might have to work extra hours to sort her out properly. :naughty: lol :grin