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Arwen Elf
August 25th,2002, 10:14 PM
Saruman looks like Cher in her platinum blonde phase. I can't help laughing (in my head) whenever I see him. I always picture him singing in Cher's voice. . . Tell me, is it just me, or do you agree? (Ha ha, I rhymed.)roflmao :rolleyes:
Mirkgirl
August 25th,2002, 10:43 PM
Hey, I like Cher (her music) I'm listening to her right now
But there is some resemlance... I guess
Arwen Elf
August 25th,2002, 11:20 PM
I didn't mean to insult her. . . .
Mirkgirl
August 26th,2002, 01:32 AM
I didn't take it like an insult, but the idea I'm listening to Saruman...
We can connect that to the power of his voice and the power of her voice, lol
Catz
August 26th,2002, 05:03 AM
O........M..........G...........
thats gonna give me nitemares:o mecry
the image has just popped into my head of Saruman in a leather and mesh outfit on the deck of an aircraft carrier......:elfeek: :elfeek: NOOOOOOOOOoooo... hearnoevil
:catz:
Sindarin
August 26th,2002, 05:12 AM
Personally, I think Saruman looks better than Cher...
...in a manner of speaking. lol
Mirkgirl
August 26th,2002, 05:25 AM
hush Catz now it's in my head too...
And Sindarin... you're right but only for the hair and nails, lol his hairdresser and manicurist had...... magical powers
But he has to work hard on his voice
Catz
August 26th,2002, 03:39 PM
hehehe.....well they are about the same age tho:naughty: ;) lol
:catz:
Mirkgirl
August 26th,2002, 10:45 PM
roflmao Well singer.... voice..... not age roflmao
*Mirky tries to breathe*
Pil
August 29th,2002, 03:41 PM
:elfeek: :o :elfeek:
GOD DAMN IT THIS IS FREAKY!
I agree....cher needs to take some styling tips from saruman!
Mirkgirl
August 29th,2002, 11:23 PM
roflmao lol roflmao lol roflmao
Yeah, she does
but maybe she'd lose her voice like him then??!
Arwen Elf
August 30th,2002, 02:11 AM
Just imagine- Saruman in concert. . . . not going any farther. . . getting sick. . . .is there an icon for retching?
Little Devil
August 30th,2002, 03:06 PM
i dont think so Arwen Elf.....but feel free to chuck up everywhere...that is quite sickening.
Pil
September 3rd,2002, 10:27 AM
lol we need to invest in one!
Eowyn
September 7th,2002, 10:55 PM
wow never really thought about but they do don't they! well I'm not going to sleep tonight! creepy!
Bonos-Girl
September 11th,2002, 06:24 PM
omg...soooo sacry
Lord Raistlin
October 5th,2002, 04:22 PM
Sauruman singing@!
Catz
October 5th,2002, 04:30 PM
i hereby label this thread as officially DISTURBING!!:elfeek:
:catz:
Lord Raistlin
October 6th,2002, 07:10 PM
it is funny. Sauruman singing pop songs. lalalala
Tary
October 6th,2002, 09:52 PM
If saruman was singing you know about the power of his voice he would make every one like him best becouse of is special voice power.
Mirkgirl
October 6th,2002, 10:38 PM
I like Cher, but there aren't too many people who feel the same, so I guess she's Saruman in disguise lol
btw - do you think "Song for the lonely" has something to do with TTT?
Lord Raistlin
October 7th,2002, 04:58 PM
Sauruman singing :
I think I did it again
I made you believe we're more than just Pals
Oh baby
It might seem like a magic
But it doesn't mean that I'm serious
'Cause to lose all my Power
That is just so typically me
Oh baby, baby
CHORUS:
Oops!...I did it again
I played with your Mind, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I'm in love with the One ring
That I'm sent from below
I'm not that innocent
You see my problem is this
I'm dreaming away
Wishing that Elfs, they truly not exist
I happy, watching the days
Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways
But to lose all my power
That is just so typically me
Baby, oh
Elrenia
October 7th,2002, 05:28 PM
Yawwwkss ! OMG....There is effectively a resemblance :elfeek:
I am just trying to imagine Saruman singing : "Do you believe"
****faints**** This would be worst than Sauron having back the ring !!! lol roflmao lol roflmao
Lord Raistlin
October 7th,2002, 06:15 PM
Now Saruman is Singing A-ha's Take On Me
Elrenia
October 7th,2002, 06:19 PM
Originally posted by Lord Raistlin
Now Saruman is Singing A-ha's Take On Me
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! HAVE MERCY !!! :elfeek: :elfeek: lol roflmao
(though I think the members of A-ha's would have make great elves) Hmmmmm :drool:
Lord Raistlin
October 7th,2002, 06:33 PM
The 3 guys from A-ha can be elf. they are pretty cute
Lord Raistlin
October 7th,2002, 06:34 PM
Now again Saruman is Singing Grease's Summer Nights
Ilmarė
October 7th,2002, 10:00 PM
:elfeek: Oh no..... Elves moshing in one thread.... Saruman singing in here:o lol lol *shakes her head ....dumbfounded*
Hmmm... Elves moshing...... Yum!!!!!:thumbs: :naughty: lol
:elfqueen:
Lord Raistlin
October 8th,2002, 04:58 AM
Saruman is now singing Iggy Pop's "Real Wild Child"
hydra
October 9th,2002, 05:49 AM
If Sruman wil be singing pop songs he would be a member of the gregorian chant singing "do you be-liive in life after love...love ...love" or something like that...
Tary
October 9th,2002, 07:58 PM
Okay this is getting scary:flamer: *Tary runs out of the thread*
Bonos-Girl
October 10th,2002, 09:34 PM
saruman must spend his whole time learning lyrics with the amount of songs he's singing here!! or is there a karaoke machine....if so better keep pil and me away!!! lol
Miruvor
October 13th,2002, 10:17 AM
Why didn't they just hire Cher to play the part of Saruman? I mean, they could have used another female in the cast, and the precedent was already set ! ! ! Plus, she has acting experience, she is tall, she has a deep voice, she has an evil wit, and she is over 50, so that must be old enough. The more I think about it, the more I like it.
Bonos-Girl
October 13th,2002, 12:12 PM
that si a brilliant idea...we should make a re-make of lotr and use cher!!!
Lord Raistlin
October 13th,2002, 07:26 PM
Cool man! Use her!
Pil
October 14th,2002, 09:08 PM
lol OMG...tis fabulous! :thumbs: IT MUST BE DONE! :brave: :)
Tar-Ancalimė
October 14th,2002, 09:32 PM
NO WAY
not if i have any say in it :angry:
Christapher Lee was perfect as Saruman... I couldn't imagine anyone better :(
especially not Cher!!!!!!!!!! grr verymad down with cher
Tary
October 15th,2002, 03:40 AM
Saruman is singing the beatles "All you need is love all you need is love all you need is love love love is all you need" and "We all live in yellow sumerine" and "Its been hard days night and I have been workin like a dog its been a hard days night I sould be sleeping like a log but when I get home to you... Okay thats enough you get the point
Mirkgirl
October 15th,2002, 09:59 AM
Originally posted by Tar-Ancalimė
NO WAY
not if i have any say in it :angry:
Christapher Lee was perfect as Saruman... I couldn't imagine anyone better :(
especially not Cher!!!!!!!!!! grr verymad down with cher
Calm down, honster... Lee was perfect but Cher would be hilarious
Guess where my vote goes? :p lol
Lord Raistlin
October 15th,2002, 10:42 AM
Saruman is singing and he is happy! lol
Tar-Ancalimė
October 15th,2002, 11:18 PM
Nooooooooooooooo
I DO NOT LIKE CHER
And Saruman doesn't sing! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
Ha! She tells me to calm down??
Lord Raistlin
October 16th,2002, 05:47 AM
I think Saruman can sing. lol
Tar-Ancalimė
October 16th,2002, 05:48 AM
The point isnt that he cant but that he doesnt. you guys are crazier than mirky. (j/k ;))
Mirkgirl
October 16th,2002, 06:57 AM
Yes She does
but She has to agree with Tar on this one - tho a singing Saruman would be a strong weapon Sauron would either get rid of the Palantir or go crazy (but never crazier than me! ;) )
Eowyn
October 19th,2002, 12:14 AM
I did wonder why he was standing atop the tower.... now I realise he was warming up before he started his entertainment for the orcs...lol
Catz
October 19th,2002, 01:12 AM
OMG :elfeek: in that case i REALLY dont want to think about what he has on under his ro.........damn!!!! too late!!!!:elfeek: :o :elfeek: lol
:catz:
Miruvor
October 19th,2002, 03:59 AM
Just think, If Cher played the part, then the scenes where Saruman's voice is suposed to be seductive, could be sung as if by a Siren, misplaced in time from the Oddessy. :p :boohoo:
:wicked:
Eowyn
October 19th,2002, 08:14 PM
:elfeek: :o :elfeek: :o :elfeek: :o ahhhhhhh! :elfeek: :o :elfeek: :o
Firith Evenstar
October 24th,2002, 06:29 PM
catz! leather?! saruman! :o ....:gaga:
Eowyn
October 29th,2002, 12:18 PM
ahhhhhhhhhh! now I won't sleep! :o
Lord Raistlin
October 29th,2002, 05:47 PM
so cute!
Eowyn
October 29th,2002, 09:24 PM
erm.... Lord Raistlin is there any army you're not part of? wait a minute why are you not in Orli's army? :o
Isiltįri
November 2nd,2002, 02:51 AM
lol lol lol
Personally, I think Christopher Lee is awesome, Saruman is a way cool character, and Cher is...yuck (just my opinion, folks)!
But I can totally see the Saruman/Cher resemblance thing........hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tar-Ancalimė
November 2nd,2002, 03:51 AM
oh no way, Isiltari, I totally agree with you about Cher. I dislike her a whole lot :p
anyway... I guess they kind of look alike... a little... but get Cher to play the part and I will KILL pj!!! lol j/k!!!!
Mirkgirl
November 2nd,2002, 06:33 AM
duh you honster can't we have something incommon?!?
well you liked JLo... maybe that's something... but not enough
Maybe she should play Arwen? Can't be worse lol
Tar-Ancalimė
November 2nd,2002, 06:35 AM
you like Cher? :o oh my... nothing in common indeed... yes, I like Jlo, but well none of my real life friends do. :huh: they like her music just fine, it's just... oh nm.
true true... Cher, Liv Tyler... really, I don't know whom I hate the more! lol
how pretty... this is my 1929th post! 29 is my favorite number and that number is just so symmetrical and pretty! veryhappy I don't think I'll post anymore lol. just stop coming lol j/k
Eowyn
November 2nd,2002, 09:36 PM
no you have to keep posting! :( lol
Mirkgirl
November 2nd,2002, 09:49 PM
Don't worry, honster (-; with this speed you'll soon be on 2992 which is even better :p
Tar-Ancalimė
November 2nd,2002, 09:49 PM
heh no worries... im already on 1963 lol
Eowyn
November 2nd,2002, 10:19 PM
:o lol
Saruman
November 25th,2002, 07:23 PM
I can't help but think of a 'French and Saunders' episode, which was a FOTR spoof. Dale Winton was Saruman. On the BBC site I found a movie where French and Saunders are chatting in Orthanc. When Dawn French asks Jennifer Saunders who Saruman is, Saunders replies 'Cher?'. French and Saunders is definitely the best show!
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