good looking.

[Elf angel]

Does any of you ever use your looks or sex appeal
(did i get that right?) to get what you want?:grin:

I know this is a silly thread..just asking. Catz ;)?
:angel:

[Catz]

well youre asking the wrong person here Elf angel..........lol
Im most definitely not a conventionally attractive person ;) lol i tend to rely more on a quick mind and quicker mouth (anyone sniggering can give themselves a trout slapping :rolleyes: lol ...you know what i mean!!!)
but i like different looking...i think its often the flaws in a face that make it compelling, and being a portraitist, its those things tha give a face character and make it stick in your mind.....looks alone pall pretty damn quicky without some substance behind them...:cool:
:catz:

[Daisy Gamgee]

i used to work in a bar and quickly realised that i got more tips (and phone numbers) if i acted a bit of a blonde bimbo, so i suppose you could say that i have used my looks to get something. i do have a brain though! (honest!!)
:angel:

[Elendur]

never had the looks to use.. have to rely on wit, charm etc.. and if that failed.. being very fleet of foot!:thumbs: lol roflmao

[Pil]

:cuddles:

It would be so bad to live your life with nothing but your looks to go by! :nono:

[Catz]

so not only is Elendur witty and charming.....hes also fast:rolleyes: lol
but not as fast as meeeeee........lol roflmao lol *catz scarpers*
:catz:

[A! Elbereth]

hmmm I probably could get what I wanted with my looks... but I'm too shy to do something like that. Besides... i would get caught. :o :elfeek:....lol

[Bawax]

i've used my size and build to get things to go my way but i don't think i'd be bowling anyone over with my looks or sex appeal(?). :grin:

like Catz, i rely more on my amazing mouth and before anyone says anything no it isn't just for getting myelf into trouble as i do here. ;)

[Catz]

wasnt gonna say a word.........:angel:
really!!!!......:rolleyes: :naughty: lol roflmao lol
:catz:

[Nessa]

:rolleyes:

I'm too much of prude to do anything like that.... ( roflmao)

But a friend of mine, who happens to be completely beautiful, has gotten many an A on a test with a bat of her eyes and a suggestive smile..... She insists she's not flirting, but simply can't explain why she's only doing well in the classes taught by men. :rolleyes:

[Daisy Gamgee]

theres nothing wrong with using any talent you have to get what you want -and that includes looks. Using your looks can be a good way to manipulate men (or women, i suppose), and that includes even things like just smiling at the *****y waitress so that you can get served quicker. ;)

[Catz]

actually i think there is something wrong with that, especially if people do it deliberately and cynically....but it's human nature to favour the beautiful over the plain, so theres very little you can do about it...just grit your teeth and carry on....
:catz:

[Bawax]

well i can honestly say i never use my amazing good looks to attract women (don't say a word all who know what i look like lol ) i rely on my razor sharp wit and charm (all who know me keep your mouth shut please)

:grin:

[Catz]

wit and charm????? you??????
ahhh youre just a big teddy bear mateylol roflmao
looks will always be a criteria whether its fair or not....after all were all taught that ugly is bad and good is pretty arent we....
it might not be right, but its a truth.....
:catz:

[Bawax]

ke? was that woman chat or am i having anther of my "blonde" days? (apparantly i'm a true blonde inside but thats another story)

my wit and charm is very funny, thanks for acknowledging that Catz. ;) lol

[Catz]

and its a story im gonna have to hear one of these days lol lol
well....having seen what you look like B, id have to say that youre not that bad looks wise;) lol you do have nice eyes......and enormous.........ears....but theyre kinda cute.....in a goofy sorta way.....you look solid and dependable.....which is just an illustration of how looks can decieve lol lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

note everyone how she paused before saying ears, you all have no need to ask what she really means, we all know i specialise in candid pics of myself and Catz clearly couldn't resist mentioning it. :rolleyes: lol roflmao

i'm pretty dependable, i'm bigger then i look in that pic, if you could see my brother next to me you could compare. (nothing to do with the above paragraph) lol

[Catz]

the truth is he keeps promising but never delivers....and you were the one who described them as gruesome lol lol ill reserve judgement til ive seen em hon.....
but you are a big lad.......generally speaking:rolleyes: lol and you do look a bit like a certain actor who plays a certain elf....so you must be fairly presentable....
and there you go......who gets people interested by telling them he looks like Orlando, hmmmm?

[Ilmarë]

Aww B.... you're just a big, huggable sweetie really......and kinda look like OB a bit.....
As for using looks....i couldn't really say about myself.... i've been told i'm pretty... but that's subjective isn't it?
I really believe that its what's inside that counts.... not the shell.

:elfqueen:

[Catz]

ive been told im beautiful and ive been told im ugly.....dont think it really matters either way....im certainly not conventionally attractive......huggable eh Ilm? *grins* hang on a sec....ill just check.....*descends on B and grabs him in a bear hug:cuddles: *
mmmm yeah lol lol......huggable alright ;)
it is whats inside that counts....to me, to be even moderately attractive a person has to have a mind and not be scared of using it.....ive seen any number of very pretty and very vacant heads about......and kindness and courtesy go a long way too....i like people not pretty automatons....
:catz:

[Elendur]

..I have found go a long way.. taking time to thank someone like a waiter or waitress and being polite to most people has always served me well... just treat people as you would expect them to treat you.... you may not get an A when you don't deserve it.. but then on most occasions you won't get the D either!!:thumbs: ;)

[Catz]

most people Elendur?? lol lol
actually ive cultivated the ability to be polite and vicious at the same time;) lol
yeah youre right...treat people well and for the most part youll be treated well in your turn.......regardless of looks lol
:catz:

[Elendur]

.. in my little black book... got to find some use for it now that I am married!!;)
But it does take quite a lot to get me mad at you...

[Catz]

Awwwww :blush: :smooch: lol
tho youre one of the few people i know whod say that about me lol lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

i've been called all manner of name regarding my looks, i couldn't care less, i may be considered a stupid ignorant b*****d for it but never mind, i guess it comes from the work i used to do. i was a bouncer (drunk people aren't fun all the time)

hey Catz and Ilmare, can we do a three way thing? hug of course, well i think it looks like a drunken fumble so it's even beter right? :naughty: lol

the truth is he keeps promising but never delivers

well Catz i can't deliver if the post box is shut can i? :p lol roflmao

i think its whats inside that counts but first impressions are different, i have no doubt that everyone has biased first impressions in some way. i know i do, not just concerning looks, its imagining what the person is like without knowing them at all.

[Catz]

beg puddin?????
i dont recall ever having rebuffed you ......particularlylol
and drunk people are rarely fun if youre sober hon....
Yeah i guess you would get a lot of prejudice given your size....you bein a big lad an' all.....and yeah youre right...people do form a first impression and thats often based on appearance....
its a pity but true...
:catz:

[Bawax]

well people who don't know me have often thought i was a violent thug and stupid just cause of two things.

1. i worked as a bouncer in a club
2. i used to do alot of boxing

it isn't nice when you hear people have said you must be stupid or violant or even a criminal because of your appearance.

[Catz]

well hell hon....i get that for wearing a leather jacket and riding a bike.....must be a slapper, or a neanderthal....ridiculous
:catz:

[Daisy Gamgee]

first impressions come from 2 things - looks and non verbal communication - we register the signs people give off even before we mutter 2 words to them. even if you're attractive, if you're giving off signals that you think you're better than everyone else, most people won't give you time of day, whereas you could be a plain joe, yet exude friendliness and happiness, and that person would attract alot more admirers.

[Elf angel]

Originally posted by daisy gamgee
first impressions come from 2 things - looks and non verbal communication - we register the signs people give off even before we mutter 2 words to them. even if you're attractive, if you're giving off signals that you think you're better than everyone else, most people won't give you time of day, whereas you could be a plain joe, yet exude friendliness and happiness, and that person would attract alot more admirers.

:thumbs:

[Catz]

actually i have to admit, at most of the bars or clubs ive been to ive usually ended up chatting to the bouncer for most of the nite anyway lol lol
theyre often smart guys and while some of them might look a bit intimidating at least theyre not drunk and hitting on ya....usually.....;) :p lol (tho not in your case B, seeing as how you seem to ask everything that moves to marry ya lolroflmao )
sides knowing big hefty bouncers comes in handy if the drunks DO start hitting on ya lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

i always end up talking to 3/4 drunk women, often they talk to me to get away from someone its quite common.

and i do not hit on anyone, i'm very selective and i only asked 3 people to marry me from this site, i always say it's being polite to offer the superb oppurtunity. :thumbs:

[A! Elbereth]

lol

[Catz]

ahem.......try 4........and two of them dont even know what you look like lol lol and they still turned you down lol lol
:catz:

[Ringwraith]

I used my sex appeal to conquer who today is my girlfriend. :thumbs: :naughty: :) :grin: lol roflmao But I admit I'm not the hot sexy devil I wish I was.

[Catz]

who is Ringwraith, who is....lol lol
and ill bet B will say "me" roflmao lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

Originally posted by Catz
who is Ringwraith, who is....lol lol
and ill bet B will say me roflmao lol
:catz:

no its not you Catz ;), its obviously the wonderful couple of me and Ilm. :angel: roflmao

i asked 4 to marry me? i remember Ilmare, Catz and Elf angel, who was the fourth? :huh:

[Catz]

no not ME you twit...YOU.....ohhhhh never mind:rolleyes:
and ummmmmm it was ........Legolas Angel i believe...im kind of losing track here....:huh::rolleyes:

oh.....and couple of what?????;) :p :cool:
:catz:

[Elf angel]

Originally posted by bawax


no its not you Catz ;), its obviously the wonderful couple of me and Ilm. :angel: roflmao

i asked 4 to marry me? i remember Ilmare, Catz and Elf angel, who was the fourth? :huh:

emm..what we have here is a serial "proposer"lol

[Pil]

:elfeek: *pil grabs sindarin and makes a run for it*

[Catz]

and so we go back to the topic, ok kiddies? lol lol
:catz:

[Little Devil]

what's the topic? :huh:

[Catz]

*sighs*:rolleyes:
do you ever use your looks to get your way????lol lol roflmao roflmao lol lol
:catz:

[Finrod Felagund]

I tried once, and was quickly reminded why I'd never tried before.

Playing Devils Advocate:evilcool:
If a quick tongue (my, that word looks weird) and mind are talents, isn't appearance a God given talent.

[Elendur]

... sorry Catz.. just had to laugh.. you of all people trying to get a topic back on line!!!
That will be the day!!!roflmao lol :p

[Catz]

i was waiting for that Elendur!!! *catz pulls out her trusty trout* :trout:
and yeah it is a bit weird lol:blush:
and yeah you could say that Longshot...but i tend to look at talents as more something you have an aptitude for but that needs development, and that is with you all your life, unlike looks which are transitory....but i see no reason why great beauty shouldnt be celebrated...we just need to be aware that appearance is just one part of a person and NOT the most important....its very easy for humans to assume that anything beautiful is worthwhile and anything that is not is not worthy of time or attention
Allowing beautiful people to do whatever they want because of thier looks is very cruel....because no beauty lasts forvever...and these pampered people find themselves totally adrift once no one wants to know them cos they are no longer "beautiful"
its sad.....
:catz:

[Elf angel]

Originally posted by Catz
Allowing beautiful people to do whatever they want because of thier looks is very cruel....because no beauty lasts forvever...and these pampered people find themselves totally adrift once no one wants to know them cos they are no longer "beautiful"
its sad.....
:catz:
True..you go Catz.:thumbs:
Think hollywood celebrities..:p

[Daisy Gamgee]

beautiful people may get what they want initially just because of thier looks but sooner or later, people will want to see an actual talent or personality or else they'll just become bad zlist celebrities. ie manufactured popstars who look good, but can't sing soon disapeer, and anna kournikova is another fine example of the beautiful failing at the wayside - adidas are now ready to drop her as she can't play tennis! so looks aren't everything!! :huh:

[Pil]

There's always gotta be something else there. :huh:

[Ringwraith]

Looks also depends on culture. There are millions of people who look like me here in Brazil. But I'm wouldn't be that normal in other countries, so there's a good chance I'd be considered a "hot-devil". Anyhow, my charm is multinacional, so I have nothing to worry about. :naughty: :cool: :thumbs:

[Catz]

modest too;) lol :rolleyes:
:catz:

[Bawax]

Originally posted by Elendur
... sorry Catz.. just had to laugh.. you of all people trying to get a topic back on line!!!
That will be the day!!!roflmao lol :p


:thumbs:

;) lol

[Catz]

oh god .....dont you two gang up on me.......an im jes a poor lil kitty catz....lol
:catz:

[Ilmarë]

Originally posted by Catz
oh god .....dont you two gang up on me.......an im jes a poor lil kitty catz....lol
:catz:

*Ilm runs out of the door, barely able to contain her guffaws*

Poor li'l kitty????? Yeah riiiiight!lol roflmao roflmao roflmao lol :elfqueen:

[Catz]

you know......i get the distinct impression that no one believes me:rolleyes: ;) lol lol
:catz:

[Ilmarë]

*gives Catz a hug*

{{{{hugs}}}}

I DO believe ya........ mostly!!!! ;)
:elfqueen:

[Bawax]

yeah i believe you too Catz, just like you believe that i'm sweet, young, shy and innocent right? lol

[Catz]

Arrrrggggghhhhhhh thats SOOOOO unfair.......:verymad:
well you got the young bit right...... lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

well you scratch my back and i'll scratch yours, you tummy tickles if its better. ;) lol

and i am shy, i'd have thought you'd know that better then most people here. *whistles innocently*

[Catz]

of course you are B.....youre just the only shy person i know who tells all the women he looks like Orlando Bloom and who asks every woman he meets to marry him:rolleyes: ...aside from that youre a sweet and retiring lil petal.........
(i cannot believe i just said that!!! for this youre darn right i get tummy tickles lol )
:catz:

[Ringwraith]

Back to the topic, my hair is cut and I look so fine. I love myself. All I need to do is put some weight off before the end of the year :thumbs: :)

[Elf angel]

emmm....then what??:grin:

:cool:

[Catz]

and do we really want to know???:elfeek: :naughty: ;)
ok....well come on then Ringwraith...lets see some proof then lol....if youre all that im sure you have some photos around ;) :naughty: lol
:catz:

[Ringwraith]

OK, I hope you know that I'm kidding and that I'm not a snob in real life. I'm just having fun here.

Serious now, I'm a normal guy. I look good but I'm a life time away from being a supermodel. But I can take pride in having great hair. :) :thumbs:

Now some bad news.
I don't have a digi camera, and I don't have a scanner. So you'll have to wait some time before I can show myself. here.

[Catz]

just teasing matelol roflmao lol
and great hair goes a long way lol *whispers* least youve got some.... roflmao ive seen guys get by with less
:catz:

[Goldilocks]

I know as a girl, this is kind of shameful, but I find that when I'm around men and I want something from them, I unknowingly resort to giggles, and acting very girlie. It never fails. Shameful. . .I know.

[Daisy Gamgee]

nothing wrong with that Goldilocks - its not our fault men are so easy to manipulate!!;)

[Elf angel]

Originally posted by daisy gamgee
nothing wrong with that Goldilocks - its not our fault men are so easy to manipulate!!;)
lol that's a good one!!lol

[Daisy Gamgee]

why thank you elf angel!;)
guys, before you all start picking on me due to my comment - i mean it in the nicest possible way!!

[Elendur]

teaching you Daisy... stick the boot in... then say oops didn't mean it!!!
Don't blame us.. twas God that made women attractive to men... then just sat back and watched us fall over! Must have had a bad time at some time himself... just wanted to share!
And we aren't all Gullible all the time... just when we want to be!!!
I also know some young ladies who do the strangest things to get a gentleman(?!)'s attention!!!
:thumbs: lol roflmao

[Elf angel]

Elendur..you're a guy!!:grin:

[Catz]

Elendur..you're a guy!!
lol lol roflmao lol
ummm yes.......he has been as long as ive known him anyway ;) lol
see???? i can get the blame for things i didnt even say:o pfbbt lol ....and i have never stuck the boot in Elendur!!! occasionally twisted the knife yes.......but not booted lol lol

I also know some young ladies who do the strangest things to get a gentleman(?!)'s attention!!!

is this from personal experience mate???:naughty: ;) roflmao
:catz:

[Elf angel]

Originally posted by Elendur

I also know some young ladies who do the strangest things to get a gentleman(?!)'s attention!!!
:thumbs: lol roflmao

oh yeah? Like how? This will be interesting..:) :grin::evilcool:

[Ringwraith]

Originally posted by daisy gamgee
nothing wrong with that Goldilocks - its not our fault men are so easy to manipulate!!;)

You, manipulating me? lol Look at what a friend once told me:

"Women can fake orgasms, men can fake entire relationships."

By the way, when I wanted to conquer a woman, all I had to do was look into her eyes and say some nice things to her.

[Catz]

yeah.....;) and all the woman had to do was look back.....she didnt even have to say anything;) lol lol
and i have to say, that in most cases, both sides think theyre manipulating the other....only to find theyve simply painted themselves into a corner....lol
:catz:

[Fatty]

Hmmm well quite an eye opener. Seems we are now a marriage forum too. Bawax, I can put you on the front page of the site if you like. Man seeks to marry.............anyone. Pulse required ;-)

As regards looks, being the better looking of the James's ;-) I often find I am able to get what I want. Like tonight, I get to do the dishes, make the dinner, feed the cat and wash the floor..................hmmmm maybe its not working too well.

Really I think poepel respond on a number of levels, be it looks, conversation or body language. Guess if folks are blessed with great looks then thye should use them. I know I would....just lik eif you have a head for figures (number Elendur not women) you might use that.

:-)

[Catz]

awww tell the truth Fatty....you just dazzle em with your legs dontcha....:naughty: ;) lol
thats why you posted what i fondly refer to as the "boy band audition in kilt" pic isnt it? (lol...just how many of those glasses had you emptied at the time??? lol )
come on....you can tell us ;) roflmao roflmao
and as far as Bs ideal partner goes....i thought pulse was optional :elfeek: lol lol guess hes more discerning than i thought :rolleyes: roflmao
i just feel that theres so much more to a person than the way they look....it really bothers me when people make assumptions about another person based solely on their appearance...
:catz:

[Ilmarë]

Hey.... enough of ripping it out of my fiance if you please!!! ;) lol lol lol
We've agreed terms, so he's off the market......... until i can find myself a big, leather kilted Nu Metal star to replace him;) :naughty: lol

[Daisy Gamgee]

Originally posted by Ringwraith
You, manipulating me? lol


well, Ringwraith, you obviously haven't meet me!!! :grin:
I have a proven technique for getting what i want, and it hasn't failed me yet!!!

Regarding judging people on their appearance, people take me for a bit of an airhead/bimbo as i'm blonde, and in other peoples opinion moderately pretty - it is a bit annoying but it just means that i can give people a shock when they realise that theres a brain under that hair colour!!!(which is obviously natural!!!)

[Elendur]

I seem to be ending up on the rear end of this thread quite a lot!!
As to being the better looking of the Jamess' Fatty.. im not too sure about that... but the outcome.. dishes etc.. seems to be the same!!.. Must be something about asian spouses!!

As to the "figures" quote... you said it yourself.. just use what God gave you!!

Ah and Elf Angel...... always been a guy.. always will be too!
Thanks for the support on that one Catz!
;) :thumbs:

[Elf angel]

Originally posted by Elendur

Ah and Elf Angel...... always been a guy.. always will be too!
Thanks for the support on that one Catz!
;) :thumbs:

ok ok ..heard you the 1st time..emmm third time actually..
:rolleyes: lol lol :cool:

..and Ringwraith..:naughty: lol
:evilcool:

[Catz]

im allowed to rip it out of B....i have access rights :naughty: lol

and as for the two James........well.......you both have good legs at least ;) :o lol roflmao roflmao lol
which is fortunate, considering youre both Scots :naughty: lol
:catz:

[Lurtz]

i like to use my looks to scare little people away

[Ringwraith]

Originally posted by daisy gamgee
well, Ringwraith, you obviously haven't meet me!!! :grin:
I have a proven technique for getting what i want, and it hasn't failed me yet!!!

Is this a challenge? What if I get the things I want first? I very much want to meet you now, but I'm afraid we are several thousands of miles apart. :p :cool:

Is there anyway you can try your mind games through the internet? :thumbs:

[Bonos-Girl]

Originally posted by Ilmarë
leather kilted Nu Metal star to replace him;) :naughty: lol
it's not likely is it??!!!

[Catz]

that depends on who she can corner at the Korn gig:naughty: ;) lol lol
:catz:

[Daisy Gamgee]

Originally posted by Ringwraith
Is this a challenge? What if I get the things I want first? I very much want to meet you now, but I'm afraid we are several thousands of miles apart. :p :cool:

Is there anyway you can try your mind games through the internet? :thumbs:

I could give it a go but it always works better if you can look at my eyes and smile. The tricks are more visual than mind - when it comes to men you don't really need to use just your mind to get you're own way;)

[Bawax]

Originally posted by Catz
of course you are B.....youre just the only shy person i know who tells all the women he looks like Orlando Bloom and who asks every woman he meets to marry him:rolleyes: ...aside from that youre a sweet and retiring lil petal.........
(i cannot believe i just said that!!! for this youre darn right i get tummy tickles lol )
:catz:

your the one who said i look like him, i'm still not convinced (thats me being humble, the chicks love that :thumbs: lol )

i'm offering all women equal oppurtunities, i wouldn't want to treat any of you differently so i have to ask them. :huh ;)

hehehe, sweet and retiring lil petal? roflmao

you deserve this for that dear

*gentle tummy tickles*

[Bawax]

Originally posted by Fatty
Hmmm well quite an eye opener. Seems we are now a marriage forum too. Bawax, I can put you on the front page of the site if you like. Man seeks to marry.............anyone. Pulse required ;-)



that would actually be a big help but between you and me can we do it on the quiet or make sure Ilmare doesn't find out? were meant to be getting married but keeping our live in lovers. :thumbs:

i feel like one of them lonely hearts paople now. lol

[Bawax]

Originally posted by daisy gamgee
I could give it a go but it always works better if you can look at my eyes and smile. The tricks are more visual than mind - when it comes to men you don't really need to use just your mind to get you're own way;)

hehehe, you women alll think that, it never works with me, i have a great ability for refusing even the prettiest girls when they want something.

i would lay that challenge down to any woman, cant get stuff out of me, by flashing your eyes and showing cleavage. pfbbt roflmao

[Daisy Gamgee]

Who said anything about flashing clevage??

My last fella thought it would never work with him, but time and time again he would fall for it, and would do what ever my heart desired, and not meaning to brag.....but.....I have never met a bloke who could say no when i asked them to do something:p

[Elf angel]

Originally posted by bawax
i would lay that challenge down to any woman, cant get stuff out of me, by flashing your eyes and showing cleavage. pfbbt roflmao

emmm..did ANY girl ever do that to you Bawax..:grin:
:evilcool:

[Catz]

Ooooh ouch!!!
i believe Elf angel has the shot....lol lol
the thought of acting dumb actually makes my skin crawl to be honest....i get my way thru sheer force of personality usually...not many people say no to me, not that i use it all that often...ive been called intimidating...cant understand it :rolleyes: lol roflmao
:catz:

[Daisy Gamgee]

Originally posted by Catz
Ooooh ouch!!!
the thought of acting dumb actually makes my skin crawl to be honest....:catz:

the only time i've acted "dumb" was working behind a bar, and it wasn't really dumb, it was more giggly, and girly flirty....which, with me, also includes a bit of dry sarcasm....
which i think is why i get my own way with fellas, they notice the little girl in me(big eyes and shy smile helps), but also respect the fact that i have a brain and can insult with the best of them

[Loravarnion Darkstone]

one time this gay guy who had a crush on me had stolen my lighter and wouldn't give it back, so I ran my finger down his chest and asked pretty please.
he gave it to me.

[Catz]

lol lol roflmao lol
Oh man....thats just BLATENT!!!
trust an Aussie;) lol lol
:catz:

[Elendur]

next it will be the sheila and the sheep jokes!!! Antipodeans!!.. worse than the English and the Scots (just!)!!roflmao lol :p

[Catz]

yeah....but with warmer knees!!!:naughty: lol
*catz runs for it*
:catz:

[Elendur]

possibly.. given the climate but more aesthetically pleasing.. never!!!:grin: roflmao

[Catz]

stop fishing for complements on your legs Elendur:rolleyes: ;) lol ....tho i must say, in relation to looks that i know several women who have a "thing" about kilts....i know im starting to develop a complexmecry :elfeek: :flamer:
ive just never been able to figure out why, with Scottish winds, anyone would wear a skirt in scotland??????
Masochists the lot of ya lol
:naughty: ;) whats the birth rate in Scotland lol lol
*slaps self upside of head* Bad catz......baaad kitty
:catz:

[Bawax]

Originally posted by Elf angel


emmm..did ANY girl ever do that to you Bawax..:grin:
:evilcool:

erm, yeah, once or twice, afterall i am such a damn good looking bloke. :p

oh and daisy, i'm sure you do cleavage and the eyes are always a big give away, the fact is most guys will do stuff to please women because they think they'll get lucky, fortunately i'm not one of them, i tempt them with my charm and wit. roflmao

[Catz]

and then he hopes hell get lucky.....:rolleyes: lol roflmao roflmao lol course asking them to marry him tends to scare em off in droves lol lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

i have no need to hope, i can always keep myself entertained if i don't get lucky. *reads :catz: sig*

roflmao roflmao roflmao

[Catz]

well given the effect of your charms and dashing good looks......its a good thing your physio has cleared your injury then isnt it:naughty: ;) lol
i love my sig:p ;) roflmao
:catz:

[Dernhelm]

Well, I don't know if this counts exactly, but I for one NEVER go into the courtroom unless I have a fresh haircut, nails done, and makeup on! I feel confident when I Know I look sharp, especially if I have a contested case. Must work 'cause I have never lost a contested case!

[Daisy Gamgee]

*lol roflmao lol at Catz and Bawax*

I think you two would make the perfect couple - just think about all those lovely wedding presents you'll be able to throw at each other!!;)

[Elf angel]

lol lol lol roflmao

[Catz]

Arrrrrgggghhhhhhh.......:elfeek: now youre scaring memecry ;)
yeah its amazing what knowing you look , not neccessarily good even, but just sharp i guess, can do for your confidance isnt it Dernhelm.....lol i know someone who puts on make up for important phone calls cos she says it makes her sound confidant.....tho im afraid i cant manage to look "put together" for very long......natural scruff, thats me lol lol
:catz:

[Daisy Gamgee]

For some strange reason - i always smile when i'm talking on the phone. I'm doing a temp job as a receptionist at the mo and whenever i pick up the phone and say good morning, or whatever i make sure i'm smiling. I think its something to do with making you sound happier (even if you're bored out your skull).:huh:

[Catz]

yeah humans are so very visual...lol lol i was watching Desmond Morris's The Human Animal and it had a little section filmed in a Japanese train station of people taped while on the phones, and they were bowing....just a more extreme version of nodding or shaking your head while on the phone....its just so ingrained in us to give those visual cues, that we do it even when they have no possible use at all....
and this post was totally OT but i thought it was interesting lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

Originally posted by daisy gamgee
*lol roflmao lol at Catz and Bawax*

I think you two would make the perfect couple - just think about all those lovely wedding presents you'll be able to throw at each other!!;)

i thought we'd mke the perfect couple as well daisy but Catz cruely shunned me and spurned my offers. come to think of it so did you didn't you? :o

mecry lol

[Catz]

shunned you??? youre on here every day!!!:rolleyes: i cant imagine anyone less shunned......mainly cos i dont trust you out of my sight roflmao....Lord know what youd get up to:nono:
and who needs wedding pressies to throw when i have the fanboy smilie lol lol here B......here B..........:fanboy:
:catz:

[Bawax]

hehehe, ok then but constant surveilance isn't the attention i'm after, unless of course you want to be my next stalker? :p

i don't need to besupervised when i'm here, i'm a good boy, my pub mummy said so, i'm her little angel.(her words not mine) :angel:

[Catz]

yeah you also admitted she was being sarcastic, remember?:rolleyes: and dont you pull that innocent look on me sunshine...im not swayed by looks ;)
and ive already told you.....its no fun stalking someone who wants to be stalkedverymad takes all the fun out of itlol lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

errr, ok then, please don't stalk me, i'd be really, really..... not happy. :grin:

i don't remember saying that she was being sarcastic, my pub mummy loves me, well she loves me buying alcohol and stuff in her pub but i'm sure that has no effect on the matter. :)

[Catz]

oh pluhleeeze!!!!:rolleyes: well that was a pretty poor effort *sniffs* im not convinced;)
and in a transparent attempt to get this thread at least somewhere near the topic.....
youll have to use your devastating looks to convince me:rolleyes: lol
:catz:

[Daisy Gamgee]

Originally posted by bawax
i thought we'd mke the perfect couple as well daisy but Catz cruely shunned me and spurned my offers. come to think of it so did you didn't you? :o

mecry lol

I don't recall recieving any offers to be able to spurn them in the first place mecry .......
not that i'm complaining, i'm having a rest from men and their affections - kinda like a detox! ;)

[Catz]

you havent???......you must be the only one then lol lol
Hmmmm let me see....Does B use his looks to get his way?




HELL YES!!!roflmao roflmao
:catz:

[Elf angel]

Is he really that good looking?

[Daisy Gamgee]

uhm, maybe catz means that he uses his looks to scare away little kids and the tax men and their ilk:elfeek:

hee, hee only joshing you Bawax lol

[Catz]

heheheh i just said he uses em to get his way....i didnt say why he gets his way, now , did i?:rolleyes:
B.....you should be paying me for this you know;) lol lol
:catz:

[Elf angel]

lol lol :p

[Bawax]

Originally posted by Daisy Gamgee
I don't recall recieving any offers to be able to spurn them in the first place mecry .......
not that i'm complaining, i'm having a rest from men and their affections - kinda like a detox! ;)

i thought i already asked you to marry me daisy. :huh:

well as i have had someone acept my offer i have a vacancy for a lover, duties include talking me up and hiding when the wife to be shows up, sound good?

elf angel - i'm not good looking in my opinion but then again i think one man looks just like the next, i'll always show you apic if your interested, just pm me and your dream may come true. :p ;) lol

thanks catz *tummy tickles*

[Daisy Gamgee]

oh well, thanks for the offer Bawax, but I'll have to pass - as i said, i'm having a detox from men at the mo, and that is mainly due to being a bit on the side!!

[Catz]

mmmm dont THAT just suck Daisy....been there, done that......
and B since your offer was accepted you have asked 3 different people to marry you, one of whom is MALE.....
....why dont you just put the pic up?lol
well, i know why....cos then you dont get women asking if you "really are that good looking":rolleyes: roflmao
but thanks for the tickles sweety:cuddles: ;)
:catz:

[Daisy Gamgee]

yep, it does, but for some reason, i don't seem to learn, and i also have a habit of attracting attached men :huh:

[Elf angel]

Originally posted by bawax
elf angel - i'm not good looking in my opinion but then again i think one man looks just like the next, i'll always show you apic if your interested, just pm me and your dream may come true. :p ;) lol


Ooohh you're a tease Bawax... ;)..emmm..maybeee ;)

[Catz]

B.....stop corrupting the youngsters....and Elf angel.....dont encourage him:rolleyes: lol roflmao
tho i do have to admire your technique B.......straight from"im great" to "well i dont think im all that but....." i could almost believe that you were shy and bashful honey.....very neat;) :cool:
:catz:

[Elf angel]

oh well...don't worry Lady Catz..i won't fall into his trap that easily..;)..anyway i like older man..elf..like few thousand years older:naughty:

I like the title MRS.LEGOLAS GREENLEAF:naughty:~ ME!! better than anything else...lol..
<nice posting with you again Catz..entdraught>

[Bawax]

well ok then daisy, i'll promote you to my official wife, the last one seems to want nothing more then a celebrity bit on the side, who'd want that when you could have me? :huh: lol changed your mind? :grin:

no Catz, i'm not putting my pic up, believe it or not i'm quite shy so i'm keeping my loks as secret as i can, i don't mind showing a few people ut not the whole world. :) (did you like my last post modesty? i thought it was top draw myself. ;) )

Elf angel, any time dear, just let me know and i'll send you a link to a pic of me. :)

[Catz]

jeez Daisy....with an offer like that HOW can you refuse???:rolleyes:.....let me count the ways.......heheheh
well i have to admire your optomism B....not to mention your persistance:rolleyes: lol
thats right Elf angel....you keep thinking of the perfect blond elf;) lol
no Catz, i'm not putting my pic up, believe it or not i'm quite shy so i'm keeping my loks as secret as i can, i don't mind showing a few people ut not the whole world.
*catz chokes*
yeah *coff coff*.....right...*coff hack*....suuuuuure.......
:catz:

[Daisy Gamgee]

Originally posted by bawax
well ok then daisy, i'll promote you to my official wife, the last one seems to want nothing more then a celebrity bit on the side, who'd want that when you could have me? :huh: lol changed your mind? :grin:



thanks, Bawax, but i'll have to say no - i don't like having sloppy seconds lol, and becoming your wife is a promotion because? i would have thought that would have been a demotion - it always seems that the mistress gets more of the glamour in a relationship, whereas the wifie has to stay at home and cook, and clean...

[Bawax]

Originally posted by Daisy Gamgee
thanks, Bawax, but i'll have to say no - i don't like having sloppy seconds lol, and becoming your wife is a promotion because? i would have thought that would have been a demotion - it always seems that the mistress gets more of the glamour in a relationship, whereas the wifie has to stay at home and cook, and clean...

no theres no need for you, as my wife, to cook and clean, i'm getting a bikini clad 20 year old for that, you can have all the time in the world to do what you want, just don't come home early, i'd need time to, errrrr, get things straight. :evil:

[Catz]

just don't come home early, i'd need time to, errrrr, get things straight
and thered be trouble with that would there???:elfeek: :naughty: ;)
knew there was a reason i didnt want to marry the guy lol lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

Originally posted by Catz
and thered be trouble with that would there???:elfeek: :naughty: ;)
knew there was a reason i didnt want to marry the guy lol lol
:catz:

Catz, i know this is a weird question but can you be my cook? i've changed my mind on the 20 year old, i want somone just like you. :grin: :naughty: lol

you can cook right? or phone pizza at least?

[Catz]

can i cook?? you should see me fry a sausage:elfeek: lol
tho what that has to do with looks i dont know...apart from the fact that it tends to make a lot of men i know look rather nervous;)roflmao
:catz:

[Bawax]

Originally posted by Catz
can i cook?? you should see me fry a sausage:elfeek: lol
tho what that has to do with looks i dont know...apart from the fact that it tends to make a lot of men i know look rather nervous;)roflmao
:catz:

we'll suit perfect, i make a mean slice of toast, we should swap cooking techniques. ;) lol

you can always use your looks to get free pizza from the delivery guy. :)

[Catz]

well you dont hear that often....a man offering to fry his own sausage;) lol lol
why dont you use yours on the pizza guy......you never know, he may be so devastated you could get a free drink too....at the very least hell be so shocked that you could fiddle the bill lol lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

well if my looks don't work i'll flirt outrageously and baffle him with my wit and charm, he'll probably pass out if i talk too long. lol :thumbs:

[Aubrey]

Awww, my I offer my congratulations to the soon-to-be happily wedded couple? *snorts* Good luck, with the nutricious eating thing.... sausage and toast... *shakes head*

[Catz]

which one?lol
you know an image like that could almost make me feel sorry for Pizza guys...and hell B, if you could get free pizza with your devastating charm and looks i WOULD marry ya lol
and actually im an excellent cook....anything from Italian rissoto to Huang Shao Pork, sushi to steamed pud....but im lazy too ;) lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

Originally posted by Catz
which one?lol
you know an image like that could almost make me feel sorry for Pizza guys...and hell B, if you could get free pizza with your devastating charm and looks i WOULD marry ya lol
and actually im an excellent cook....anything from Italian rissoto to Huang Shao Pork, sushi to steamed pud....but im lazy too ;) lol
:catz:

ke? are you trying to fool me? Huang Shao Pork is bacon or something isn't it. :p

i've got a big disadvantage with getting free stuff, the women aren't stupid enough to fall for it and the guys would think i was insane, its too tough being a man. ;) lol

[Catz]

trying???
Haung Shao pork is stewed belly pork in soy and rice wine with ginger and cinnamon and star anise.... *sighs* you non cooks.....
Awwww poor old B....you do pretty well out of the sympathy vote tho dont you?;) lol :smooch:
its that boyish look youve gotlol roflmao
thats the male equivilent of flirting i think...that baffled little boy lost look that every man i know can do soooo well.....
:catz:

[Bawax]

oh but i have as you said i believe, a young looking and innocent face so i can carry it off so much better then most people, i've perfected it, i told you i'm known as my pub mum's "litle angel" didn't i. :p ;)

[Catz]

true luv...and ill bet you do carry it off, very well inDEEDlol roflmao lol
tho i believe your Pub mum has also used the word tart as well;) :p
:catz:

[Bawax]

shhh!!! :shhh:

i was making everyone think i was sweet and innocent there, i can't make her wrong on calling me tart though, i am a big flirt so it seems, i just think i'm friendly. :rolleyes: lol

[Catz]

*chokes* sweet and innocent????........NOT!!!:rolleyes: roflmao lol
and in that pic you sent me, youve got a twinkle in your eye that DEF. aint innocent;) lol and is probably worth more to ya than just plain good looks hon.....(now, was that an Irish sentence or what?....youre a bad influence on me B)
but thats a point.....i often find that its attitude rather than looks thats really appealing, and often a cheeky, confident attitude will override looks, esp in a guy
:catz:

[Bawax]

actually i think that twinkle in my eye was the alcohol leaving my body, that was taken at 7:30am after i'd been drinking till 6am christmas morning. :grin:

i have a certain amount of cheekyness to me i think, not that confidant but i think i get away with it.

and was that sentence confirming that i'm a good looking guy lol or is my head still not working today? :huh:

[Catz]

your heads not working today:grin:
well hon...you dont sing soprano do you?....no?...then i think we can assume you get away with itlol roflmao
but wouldnt you agree that its your attitude....your humour....ahh lets be honest, your cheek lol, that most women respond to?
:catz:

[Bawax]

well i'd say its more my humour and boyish charm that works rather them my face, i'm quite self conscious anyway so i think its more attitude and personality then anything else.

didn't think my brain had kicked in yet, i didn't get in till 8:30 this morning and only had 2 and a half hours sleep. :elfeek:

[Catz]

ill kick it for ya:p lol
well and whose fault is that???
and i cant talk....5 hours in 78 is not a good look either....
well in your case id say its def personality backed up by looks...youve got quite a boyish face sweety
:catz:

[Daisy Gamgee]

I stay away for the weekend and look what happens - i think we need to get Illu to change the name of the thread to Catz and Bawax's flirt-o-rama lol

I think in blokes a cheeky smile, and a glint in the eye can get them anywhere...

[Catz]

:elfeek: i dont flirt!!!......thats Bs territory....and i wouldnt presume to intrude on the speciality of the expert :rolleyes: roflmao roflmao
yeah i tend to find that women arent as obsessed about looks as your average guy......to a woman if a guy can have a conversation and make her laugh, then shell usually overlook the fact that hes not Adonis;) lol

[Daisy Gamgee]

as long as he has all his own teeth and hair,

:blush: sorry, but i have to admit that if i was to go out with someone, looks would play a part - very shallow of me i know - but if theres not an initial spark there, then it normally just ends up being a really good friendship but entirely platonic (although, is that possible with a bloke??)

Oh and Catz, you're nearly as bad as B ;) :grin:

[Catz]

well.....im with you on the teeth and hair thinglol
and yeah, i mean you have to like the look of them.....but i dont find that most women are as into the trophy thing as men are...tho thats just my experience...
MOI???? FLIRT????? neverlol roflmao lol
im more known for quashing guys that do lol lol
:catz:

[Elendur]

EVERYONE is somewhat attracted by first impression looks, but its what comes later that matters. If someone looks great but cannot string two lucid sentances together then its not going to be much fun!!
Physical attraction can only take you so far... and I think that girls are just as much into "the trophy thing".. they just make the bait irresistable.. instead of going hunting!!!!:grin: :p roflmao

[Bawax]

Originally posted by Daisy Gamgee
I stay away for the weekend and look what happens - i think we need to get Illu to change the name of the thread to Catz and Bawax's flirt-o-rama lol

I think in blokes a cheeky smile, and a glint in the eye can get them anywhere...

hehehe, thats me so i'm told, want to marry me now daisy?

i'll admit i go for the cute girls, i always have but if their dull and can't make me laugh then i'll not go any further.
go on daisy tell me a joke, you might get lucky. ;) lol :p

[Catz]

or UNlucky as the rest of the world would see it;) lol roflmao lol
:catz:

[Daisy Gamgee]

well. I'd love to tell you a joke, but i'm afraid it'd be a bit of a let down (i can never remember the endings!!) - I rely on my off the cusp comments and my flirty girly nature to make men laugh (it apparently works - my ex told me i made him laugh, although that could have been the booze talking! - both him and me!)

sorry, B, but as i said i'm superficial and shallow so i don't say yes unless i get to see the goods!

Just a bit of science for you all, (i read this in Cosmo), and this goes back to the days when we all used to walk with our knucles training the floor.... when somebody is looking for a mate, they look for symmetry of features, ie nose, etc, as a guide to fertility (virility ? correct context?)- the more symmetrical, the more fertile that mate is, and apparently, the people who are considered pretty much universally as "beautiful" have very symmetrical features....
(cosmo has filled my mind with a well of information - most of it probably useless!!)
;)

[Catz]

that true as far as it goes, but there are tons of cultural overlays onto that.Every culture has their own ideas, and their own ways to enhance percieved beauty.
it saddens me tho, that there are many people in our beauty obsessed culture who will never be given the attention that they need (because all humans need that) and their talents never appreciated, simply cos they arent attractive according to the likes of vogue or cosmo....because they are....allow me to use a taboo word here, to our culture, ugly.
and our shy, retiring B....delicate lil petal that he is, so easily crushed by rejection, upon reading that, should be burning up the keyboard to send you his Pic daisy....at this rate B, well all have seen it shortly...but youre "much too shy to post it in members" wasnt that it???:rolleyes: lol roflmao lol
:catz:

[Daisy Gamgee]

well, I'm waiting with baited breath for that pic.....
....is that the right saying? i always get them mixed up and end up creating my own - a result of my brain only listening to partial bits of what i'm being told, same as with jokes.....

but B, if you're really too shy, and retiring, you don't have to send me that pic (thats just an excuse - i really just don't want to have any nightmares tonight:o ) lol

[Bawax]

Originally posted by Daisy Gamgee
sorry, B, but as i said i'm superficial and shallow so i don't say yes unless i get to see the goods!


i've delivered it to your box dear, let me know if theres any problems with the link and i'l sort them out. :grin:

but please be gentle, i'm very sensitive when it comes to critisism. mecry ;)

oh and Catz, i am shy, only two so far have seen my pic, i'd say thats pretty shy myself. :)

[Catz]

yeah....but youve offered it to twice that manylol the fact that theyve turned it down is immaterial honey:naughty: ;) roflmao
ahh well, its a nice pic.....even my mate said so;) lol
tho she likes Sean Connery...so shes a little suspect :o lol
:catz:

[Daisy Gamgee]

well i'm still waiting on that pic - theres a prob with the link apprently or it could just be an excuse and B is too scared to hear what i may say to send the correct linklol
i'll be nice, I promise (just as long as you don't have a mullet, or any other ugly 80's style features!)

[Catz]

a mullet??? dont you require hair for those??:elfeek:....well i could always fwd you my link Daisy....but i dont wanna steal Bs thunder here lol lol
and im still waiting to see those "other" pics;) lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

errr, the other pics are still waiting to be scanned. was it the piercing pics you meant or something else? my brain doesn't seem to be working as you can probably tell. ;) :grin:

so now you got the link daisy whats your verdict? any embarrassing 80's fashions there? roflmao

[Catz]

awwww poor B *strokes Bs head gently* see??? im so nice to you:rolleyes: lol
well you did dangle the piercing ones in front of me....but they never eventuated....and what other ones? i feel im missing out here, and catz hate that:o ;) lol
i still say most of your looks are in your expression...which is cheeky ;)
:catz:

[Daisy Gamgee]

Originally posted by Bawax

so now you got the link daisy whats your verdict? any embarrassing 80's fashions there? roflmao [/B]

nope, your safe on the 80's fashions i think - not bad, like catz said, you've a cheeky look about you ;) and you can tell just by looking at you that you're a womaniser lol

[Catz]

Mmmm amazing what you can tell from a pic isnt it?;) lol
so did you get the same pic i did i wonder Daisy lol
Ill tell you one thing lol he makes a nice looking elf tho;) even if he does have the biggest ears ive ever seen:o roflmao

[Bawax]

hehehe, ok no 80's fashion problems=good thing
a cheeky look in a good way=good thing
womaniser= can't be that bad :huh: ;) lol
big ears=bad, naughty Catz, i haven't even seen a pic of you so i can't really say much. :( mecry

my piercing pics are safely locked away for the moment, and beside i've took thm all out so their out of date really. :) lol

[Catz]

meow ;) :p lol
like i say hon, your looks are kind of immaterial...with you its your personality that shows most....and you DO have big ears!! made to look bigger by the fact that you have no hair!!!
mine arent big...theyre just pointed...ill get someone to take a pic of em if you dont believe me......lol that should confirm me as a total nutter in the eyes of most of those who know me:rolleyes: roflmao
and youve never seen me be naughty:naughty: ;) lol :elfeek:
:catz:

[Bawax]

is that you saying i'm an ugly bloke now? :huh: ;) lol

i have more hair now then the past few years, its up to almost 2 centimetres now, i'm almost hippy-like. :grin:

we all think your a nutter anyway dear. pfbbt lol

[Catz]

pfbbt well you called me a nutter!!!:rolleyes: lol
:trout:
sides, i like the state of insanity....its warm and the company is interesting....lol ...just like the gutter, hehehe which is where my mind spends the rest of its time lol lol
what i said was....that your looks are probably immaterial......omg....2 cms...tis the end of civilization as we know it:rolleyes: :elfeek: ;)
and what are these "other pics" ???? hunh?lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

errr, what other pics? :huh: :blush: lol

my mind is never at gutter level i'm glad to say, i'm only into witty, high-brow conversation. ;) :grin:

my looks aren't bad i suppose but i'm funnier rather then good looking without a doubt, i make women laugh muhc more then make them swoon over me. :grin:

[Catz]

Originally posted by Bawax
errr, the other pics are still waiting to be scanned.
come here B :trout:
i dont know....men......only got room in there for one thought....hehehe and im sure its there more often than every 12 seconds B ;) lol ..
my mind is never at gutter level i'm glad to say, i'm only into witty, high-brow conversation.
yeah......and id be careful when you go outdoors too....them flyin pigs are a pain if they **** on ya......lol roflmao lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

i think about more then just that, i think about football and beer at times too, not as much but quite a bit, combining the three is my dream though. a beautiful woman bringing me beer with the football on the TV.

hang on thts just going to the pub on a sunday. :huh: :grin:

flying pigs? are you in a dream world again Catz? pfbbt

[Catz]

you notice he never answers the question:rolleyes: lol
yep....same one youre in i think hon;):p roflmao
:catz:

[Bawax]

does that mean were both dreaming of eachother?

.....

.....

again? ;) lol

what question did i not answer? :huh:

[Catz]

oh of course sweety.....every nite(or should that be day???):rolleyes: roflmao
i swear, you have the attention span of a gnat:trout:..which does not bode well for the bride on the wedding nite:naughty: ;) roflmao
so does that mean, that after all that boasting, i dont get to see the piercing pics?....tsk tsk......all mouth and trousers;) :rolleyes: roflmao
:catz:

[Daisy Gamgee]

Originally posted by Catz
[i swear, you have the attention span of a gnat:trout:..:catz: [/B]

Catz, what did you expect - he is a man isn't he? therefore he has the attention span of a gnat, and thats why fly sqatters were made - to whack your fella with when he forgots to pay attention!! they also have the memory of a goldfish (unless it comes to useless football trivia circa 1910!) lol ;)

[Bawax]

hey no fair, all men are programmed to have sporting trivia imbedded in their brains and how can we keep paying attention all the time? no one can, if the worst we get for it is a whack with a fly swatter then bring it on. :evil:

i'll send you a piercing pic soon hon, i don't have much time right now but prepare yourself. :grin:

[Catz]

hey im prepared...im always prepared....lol bring it on honey....
ive never found the fly swat to work anyway....unless it was as a reward :naughty: ;) lol lol
:catz:

[Daisy Gamgee]

I've always found chatting up other blokes in front of them gets them to pay attention quickly- although last time i did that with the ex, i think the bloke i was chatting up was more interested in chatting up my fella!!lol

[Bawax]

that happened to me once, my gf and i had a bet, she picked out a girl and i picked out a bloke and we both had to get the respective persons phone number, as we were in a pub that i often went in i knew that this guy was gay and sent her his way. :grin:

i won the bet, i had to buy her a drink but it was worth it. :)

ok i know the pic hasn't gone yet but i'm a busy bawax, i promise that i wil send you one in the next week Catz. :) any preferences on what pierced body pary you want to see? lol

[Catz]

which just goes to show....never accept a bet from guy in one of his regulars....he has waaay too much inside knowledge;) lol
and ill let you pick honey....that way it can be a surprise:naughty: ;) lol heheheh a bright spot in an otherwise dull daylol roflmao lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

it just shows that we men can be as coniving and cunning as you women.

did i say cunning and coniving? i obviously meant sweet and innocent with your feminine charms. :angel:

tongue piercing (pic) in your box hon.

[Catz]

hey i LIKE cunning and conniving...beats looks hands down ;) lol
*catz checks her inbox*
My my my............what a........big:elfeek:...........tongue you have sweety :o ;) :p so do i get to see the others?;) lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

i sent you one of my eyebrow hon, i only got 2 more that i have half decent pics for. you can definently see one.

i'm neither good looking or coniving, i'm just a middle thing, a bit of an idiot and often stupid enough to get needles stuck in me. :grin:

but nobody see's my nipples. :nono: ;) lol pfbbt

[Catz]

:nono: you and i both know which word i took out of there honey;)....might be a little strong for the kiddiesroflmao roflmao i must admit, i canNOT see how you could do that....why cant i see both btw? is there some sort of curse on your body parts or what? if you show anyone all five one of the bits will fall off ???
and obviously some people see em love....ahhhh well, you choose if you must, tho i cant see why i cant see em all;) havent had a good wince in days...;) lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

well i think that as you have seen a full on view of my face, a photo of my pierced eyebrow and tongue then i should see a pic of you, some kind of pic, whether its an old one or not. :grin: :p

what did you remove? :huh: :angel:

anyway kids know all about these things, what child doesn't know that word ;) lol go on sweetie, get the trout out. *rubs his hands together* lol

[Catz]

i have one or two private bin smilies that are more appropriate;)
but when in Rome .......c'mere B and take it like a pervert!! :trout: :fanboy: :trout:
and i dont have any pics of myself...i told you...when i take pics theyre of something else....sides you like showing yours to people....admit it.....and ive been nice about all your pics...even complementary:o lol hehehe and its like.....i know a lot of people with piercings, but youre the first person ive ever met with pictures of them lol lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

aww, thanks hon, thats made my evening. ;):naughty:

you could always take a pic of yourself, ok can you describe yourself as to what you look like, i don't think i've ever asked. :huh:

i only have the pics because they're all going on a website, i am good friends with the lady piercer and she wanted pics to advertise her place. you should see her piercings. :elfeek: :o :elfeek: i think she had 12 at the last count. :)

[Ilmarë]

Nothing to do with piercings.... B... EMPTY YOUR PM BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bawax]

hehehe, ok hon, believe it or not my brain doesn't work enough for me to remember to delete messages. :huh: lol

inbox is clear. :grin: :thumbs:

[Catz]

dya think maybe were trouting him too often?
:catz:

[Bonos-Girl]

why are we talking about piercings??!! :huh:
and why is noone else cept catz and bawx using this thread??!!

[Bawax]

i think piercings are beautiful, mine were till i took them out.

only me and Catz using this thread? i'm lost on that one, i think everyone left us in our world of mockery and mayhem. :thumbs: lol

[Catz]

ummm probably because were talking about piercings....well it DOES relate to looks....sorta.....
:catz:

[Ilmarë]

Originally posted by Catz
dya think maybe were trouting him too often?
:catz:

Hmmm... i didn't think it was possible to trout anyone too often... but, maybelol
Thanks for clearing out your inbox, B:thumbs: Was getting sick of trying to send you that mail.;) :naughty: lol

As for piercings being beautiful... i didn't really think about it much...but i DO love Jonathan's 3 piercings in his eyebrow... so, i suppose i must like it a bit.

[Catz]

well....hes not got much hair to cushion the blows.......tho youre up to 2 cms now arent you B? you hippy you;) lol lol
i DO have an alternative smilie....but i dont think its suitable for the forum:naughty: ;) lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

hell yeah, 2cm's is the longest hair i've had for years, the women can run their hands through my flowing locks now. :thumbs: :p

[Catz]

well, at least youve finally got more hair on you head than on your legs honey;) lol lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

yeah thats true, i used to not bother shaving as well so i'd be the ultimate stubbly man, head and face, not too popular with my gf at that time though, apparantly it was too rough on her sensitive skin. :naughty: lol

[Catz]

OUCH!!!! thats painful you know.....used to go out with a guy that affected the stubbly look......brought me out in a rash......not nicelol lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

is it? i thought she was playing it up, she didn't get much of a rash really, i was forced to be clean shaven whenever i went near her soon after. ;) :grin:

[Catz]

and fair enough too....youd have complained if shed had stubbly legs im sure....fairs fair hon;) lol
:catz:

[Daisy Gamgee]

i quite like a bit of stubble -although not so its like a sheet of heavy duty sand paper. kinda like the aragorn look - thats quite sexy, in a greasy, not washed for an age, look;)

[Daisy Gamgee]

Originally posted by Daisy Gamgee
i quite like a bit of stubble -although not so its like a sheet of heavy duty sand paper. kinda like the aragorn look - thats quite sexy, in a greasy, not washed for an age, look;)

Piercings, though, i'm not a fan of - i have a single hole in either ear which my dad bribed me to get done when i was 7, but other than that, i do not like them - my friend took me with her when she got her belly pierced, and as soon as i saw her belly get clmaped, and the needle, i nearly fainted :( . and men with earings, in my opinion, not a good look, unless your george michaellol

EDIT Aargh - i didn't mean to press quote, i meant to press edit!!! just ignore my blondeness!

[Catz]

actually i love an earring or two on a guy......looks really sexy IMO...unless theyre your earrings hes wearing lol....heheheh mate of mine has 10-11 in one ear.....which is a tad excessive i feel, but they suit him....
:catz:

[Daisy Gamgee]

now, that to me would be gross, but everyones entitled to their opinions, and if we all went for the same type of fella, there would be a huge cat fight(pun not intended) going on ;)

[Catz]

'pends on the person tho.....on some peeps piercings look great....on others it just looks like theyre trying too hard....same with tats...some peeps just look like theyve always had their tats...but tats or piercings have never put me off anyone, nor onto anyone eitherlol
:catz:

[Daisy Gamgee]

i like tatoos though some look good and some just don't. i like tat's that are a bit different, so no celtic arm bands or chinese writing please! my ex had a chinese dragon on his calf muscle which looked pretty cool - at least it wasn't a footbal crest or british bulldog as most of the lads used to favour round my way. i have a celtic style butterfly on my lower back - i like to think that its original, i've not seen anyone else with similar, and i think most people seem to think its good.

[Catz]

ive always preferred the indian arm bands myself....with a good artist you can get a beautiful effect....ive started seeing a lot of tengwar being used too...works very well for tats....has that smooth flow...
:catz:

[Bonos-Girl]

when i'm older i want a tengwar tat. It looks so beautiful. I haven't decided what i want written yet but it'll be another few years now so...

[Bawax]

i don't like tats or mens ear piercings.

but then again i drag attention away from my ears if i can, i don't think they're my best feature.

i don't like alot of piercings, i think they look better spread out personally but having said that i don't like too many piercings one of my old gf's had 11 spread over her body. :)

[Catz]

yeah well i DO prefer not to hear people clank when they move....that said...hehehe it could come in handy lol lol
with tats the one thing thats put me off is that theyre so permenant...youd really need to love the image, cos youre stuck with it the rest of your life, which is why im kind of drawn to putting one on the nape of my neck...heheh i dont have to look at every day then lol lol
:catz:

[Ilmarë]

Hey B... you HAVE to start liking tattoos if we're getting married... i've got one at the base of my spine... an Elven tree. :cool: lol

As for piercings... didn't find them all that attractive until recently...hehehehelol
:elfqueen:

[Queen of Gondor]

I have to say I never ever wanted a tat....but LOTR has changed all that:) I am now a proud owner of a fellowship tat just like the nine:grin: and I love it!!

[Ilmarë]

Yeah... and now we're planning the next one aren't we Queenie???;)
Oh btw... B..Queenie......... Queenie.. B

[Queen of Gondor]

We certainly are Elfie (well...if you insist on calling me Queenie :naughty: )

Not sure what to have for the next one...any advice greatfully accepted:grin:

[Ilmarë]

think i'll have a leather kilt;) lol lol lol

[Daisy Gamgee]

I always said i would never have a tattoo, then i got a henna done on holiday in Faliraki, so i though and thougt about it, and decided to get one, then i said i would never have any more, but then i got another one but that is defiantely my last - there is no other part of my body that i think a tatto would look good on so i'm sticking with what i got and no more period!!

But, like Catz said they are permanet and so you really have to think about it seriously - it took me about 3 or 4 hours to decide on my butterfly, and even then i asked the tat man to change it so it was exactly what i wanted.

And another thing, if you're thinking of getting a tattoo, ask the man if the needles are clean/brand new - they are meant to be and most places are really good nowadays but just double check!! my dads a blood man and scared me heaps about all the risks of having a tattoo.

[Bawax]

tattoos are just too permanent for me to have one, i like the option to change, piercings can heal up but tat's can't.

hello Queenie :wave:, i used to go out with a girl who used an online name of Queenie but i know thats not you. oh and if it is i thought i had a restraining order against you. ;) lol

piercings are beautiful Ilm, i have pic's to prove it, they may make you wince but they look good once they're healed. :)

[Catz]

heheheheh....yep.....not often a pic makes me wince;) lol , but those suceededlol lol....
and i have to admit, yours did look good, darlin'....mostly;) roflmao
:catz:

[Queen of Gondor]

EWWWWW!!!! I'd rather have a tat than a piercing any day:o Had a nasty experience with an ear piercing years ago...never again!

Hi Bawax:wave: I have no restraining orders against me....well, none that I know of. Ilmare nicknamed me that...maybe she's the real Queenie:grin:

Catz, you have to believe me my tat was painless. Mind you I'd just been to see FOTR for the thousandth time and had Aragorn on my mind....that may have eased the pain a little;)

I'd love another tat but I am not having a kilt Ilmare!!!! Think I may go for my name in Elvish next:cool:

[Ilmarë]

Lol... well, if i come down to London in the Spring... you can just give me a guided tour of your piercings... or lack of them:p lol lol

My tatt is gorgeous.... everyone i've shown it to loves it... but unfortunately, no pics of it... yet;) lol roflmao

[Ilmarë]

p.s.......... is eyebrow piercing sore?????:elfeek:

[Catz]

hehehe well i guess we ought to at least try to get this related back to the topiclol lol
oh and its not the pain that puts me off tatts...its the fact that id get something done....and two weeks later id see something l liked more.......lol lol.....my tastes are constantly changing, so in that sense i understand what you mean B
to me tatts and piercings can be very appealing, in a cosmetic sense....they would never put me off a person, and in fact i know so many peeps with them that i tend only to notice if there arent any.......but a friend of mine who has both has told me hes always amazed at the difference in attitude he meets depending on whether or not he has his piercings and tatts on display...tho youd think they were mainstream these days, theres still a lot of prejudice out there...totally stupid as are most prejudices...
:catz:

[Ilmarë]

Fair enough.... B... PM me and let me know:thumbs:

[Bawax]

glad to hear that your not a stalker Queenie, i would have had to stop coming here, its a major problem with so irresistable, its not my fault, it must be pheromones or something. :thumbs: lol

no my eyebrow was fine, no pain at all, except when i was taking off my t shirts, if i caught it, it hurt. the worst was my tracea, its a tough part of the body so it hurt a little for about an hour, it would have hurt more if i wasnt half drunk when i had it done. ;) lol

[Ilmarë]

What does a trachea piercing look like then?

[Daisy Gamgee]

uh, why would you pierce your trachea unless you had to for medical reasons? I always suspected you were strange......;)

[Bawax]

i don't know if its the correct term for the body part but its the part of the ear that covers the opening of the ear, i had a very small ring there, it was my favorite piercing by far, i didn't know anyone else who had it done. :cool:

me? strange? you must be thinking of someone else daisy. :thumbs: lol

[Catz]

ive seen a couple...but then i know a lot of bikers, hehe and if it can be pierced......it will be pierced!!! tho its not common by any means....mainly cos it HURTS!!! lol lol
what, B??? strange, Daisy????....surely not:rolleyes: :naughty: lol roflmao lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

Originally posted by Catz
mainly cos it HURTS!!! lol lol
what, B??? strange, Daisy????....surely not:rolleyes: :naughty: lol roflmao lol
:catz:

the ony people who say it hurts are pussies, it didn't hurt me, it was uncomfortable but if thats pain then so is scratching yourself, i'm sure you can relate to that my feline friend. :p lol

thanks for the support catz, its much appreciated. :thumbs: roflmao

[Ilmarë]

lollol lol lol ... Not your trachea then??lol lol lol lol

I thought you'd had your throat pierced!!!!!!roflmao lol :o

Aw sweetie... you're not at all strange.... :cool: .... just ..different:thumbs:
:elfqueen:

[Catz]

heheh no worries honey....us weirdos have to stick together :cuddles::smooch:lol
:catz:

[Daisy Gamgee]

Originally posted by Ilmarë
lollol lol lol ... Not your trachea then??lol lol lol lol

I thought you'd had your throat pierced!!!!!!roflmao lol :o

:

hee, hee you're not the only one - I wondered what would make someone pierce a hole in their throat...... B, next time, check the medical dictionary before you confuse us all!!lol
Piercing any part of your ear isn't that strange, so I'll take back the comment (for now, anyways;) )

[Ringwraith]

Does anyone want to see a pic of me? So you can all know how much good looking I am?

[Bawax]

Originally posted by Daisy Gamgee
hee, hee you're not the only one - I wondered what would make someone pierce a hole in their throat...... B, next time, check the medical dictionary before you confuse us all!!lol
Piercing any part of your ear isn't that strange, so I'll take back the comment (for now, anyways;) )

don't tell me, i know it isn't my throat that the needle went into, i asked for that bit of my ear to be done (and pointed) and the woman said its known as a tracea piercing, i didn't mind what it was called, i'll call it derek in future. :thumbs: lol

medical dictionary? what makes you think i can read long words? :huh:

[Catz]

Derek??? why not Fred? or maybe Cyril?...lol well i know what you meant anyway heheh...and its not your ear piercing that makes me wince....hey....given that you ride, didnt you ever have trouble with getting the ring(im assuming it was a ring) caught on the lining of your helmet...happens to me if i wear anything other than sleepers.....
Hey Ringwraith, we'll gladly see a pic...im all intrigued now lol lol
:catz:

[Daisy Gamgee]

Originally posted by Bawax

medical dictionary? what makes you think i can read long words? :huh: [/B]

probably just expecting too much from someone as witty and charming as you ;)

Wait a minute...
B....witty.....charming.....in the same sentence?

lol

[Catz]

meowww....and i thought i was the cat round here lol lolroflmao
awww be nice to my lil sweetpea Daisy, its not kind to beat up on the unarmed;) lol lol .......he can be charming....sometimes:o :rolleyes: roflmao
:catz:

[Bawax]

Originally posted by Catz
meowww....and i thought i was the cat round here lol lolroflmao
awww be nice to my lil sweetpea Daisy, its not kind to beat up on the unarmed;) lol lol .......he can be charming....sometimes:o :rolleyes: roflmao
:catz:

no it never once got caught up Catz, the only time it hurt was when i got my head grabbed akwardly. (don't ask cause i can't answer) ;) lol

awww, thanks for the support my little cherub. :smooch:

and you know i can be charming too daisy, what was it you said? something like "your so sweet and caring" right?

i take no responsibility for getting that last quote a bit wrong ;) lol

[Bonos-Girl]

i have a friend who has that bit of her ear pierced..she wants the bit under her tongue pierced as well!!!

[Catz]

'head grabbed awkwardly".........*ponders* :elfeek:...............no.....youre right.....i JUST wont go there.....at least, not in public...:naughty: ;)
and youre welcome my lil lotus blossom;) lol :smooch:
i take no responsibility for getting that last quote a bit wrong
yeah...like the first bit......and the last bit................and the bit in the middle;) ....otherwise its verbatim!!!!:rolleyes: lol roflmao lol
:catz:

[Daisy Gamgee]

Sorry B, I'm not normally that catty, most of the time I'm sweet and innocent and wouldn't insult anyone. Except when I'm pre menstrual (wait a mo, add to that during and post menstrual as welllol )

I'm sure you can be pretty charming when you want to be...... or when you're after something like most men!!

[Bawax]

Originally posted by Daisy Gamgee
Sorry B, I'm not normally that catty, most of the time I'm sweet and innocent and wouldn't insult anyone. Except when I'm pre menstrual (wait a mo, add to that during and post menstrual as welllol )

I'm sure you can be pretty charming when you want to be...... or when you're after something like most men!!

Shhhhhh! :shhh: they'll get a bad impression of me. ;) and anyway, what could i ever want? :grin:

pre-menstrual? i should add something else to my list of phobias i think. ;) lol

'head grabbed awkwardly".........*ponders* ...............no.....youre right.....i JUST wont go there.....at least, not in public...

what did i say? :huh: :angel:

Bono - ouch, i'm told that part of the tongue is painful, i was going to have mine done but i got veins in the way so i couldn't. mecry :)

[Ilmarë]

Originally posted by Bawax
Shhhhhh! :shhh: they'll get a bad impression of me. ;) and anyway, what could i ever want? :grin:


:elfeek: Hmmm... don't really think you want that answered in public either, do you sweetie?:naughty: lol lol

roflmao and he's worried about the impression he's making?roflmao ... all anyone has to do is read your posts,B..... then they can make up their own minds....about what a honey u are;) lol lol :thumbs:

[Bawax]

:grin: thanks honey, i needed a bit of back up here *sniffles* they were all picking on me. :( lol

you can answer the question in public if you like babe, i'm just trying to be a good boy, my posts keep getting edited so i am trying to curb my adult posting nature. :rolleyes: ;)