Mirky's Love Bar

[Maedhros]

This bar is in honor of my dear friend Mirkgirl. Three cheers for her.

Maedhros snaps his fingers, and Mirky's bar have returned from another dimension to this place. Cool, it's good to be the eldest son of the first son of Finwë.

Now, where is that elf maiden that I'm waiting?

[Maedhros]

Hmmmmmm.
While waiting for Tin to come, I go to the piano and begin playing a Piano Sonata: "Pathetique"

[Pil]

A figure rises from the corner and saunters over to the piano..."Mind if i join?" She asks...and accompanies the piano on her clarinet. The melodies mingle and complement eachother, to the delight of the others in the room, who are instantly entranced by the sound... :elfqueen:

[Mirkgirl]

lol, you cannot forget, can you?

HEhe, have fun with Tin or/and ( ;) ) the others who are already coming here :)

*Mirky supplies the bar with finest French champagne and best strawberries and cream ever*

[Daisy Gamgee]

*in walks Daisy Gamgee, slighty apprehensice, for her first visit to a ME Inn*

Ooh, champagne!! I just love the bubbly stuff, but could i have some choccies to go with that (english maltesers preferabley, the aussie ones aren't half as good)

[Catz]

*catz pokes her head in the door to be met by the sight of Daisy eating maltesers and champagne*
Eeeeek!!!!:elfeek: :elfeek:
thats heretical you know......:rolleyes: ;) lol
do i sense a story behind this????? *grabs a glass of bubbly and curling up on the couch, looks expectantly at Meadhros*
catz are incurabley curious you see;) lol lol
:catz:

[Daisy Gamgee]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Catz
[B]*catz pokes her head in the door to be met by the sight of Daisy eating maltesers and champagne*
Eeeeek!!!!:elfeek: :elfeek:
thats heretical you know......:rolleyes: ;) lol


What?? Whys the sight of me scary??

and(dumb blonde moment) whats heretical??

[Catz]

not you !!!..... *sighs* blonds...:naughty: ;) lol
the sight of you eating maltesers with champagne.....*shudders*
heretic-literal meaning is someone who believes differently from recognised dogma in a church setting.....
in general terms- someone who eats chocolate with champagne....lol lol
yeeeeecccchhhhhhh
lol roflmao roflmao lol
just kidding Daisy
:catz:

[Maedhros]

For those of you who don't know, there is a loooooooooooong history to Mirky's!
It was originally called Mirkgirl Love Bar in another reality, yet the owner left and he moved the bar to this place.

The idea came because of the great personality of Mirkgirl.;)

[Catz]

Ahhh a little like "Mirky Mouse" ;) lol *catz ducks behind the sofa just in case Mirky hears her* please dont hit me Mirky...lol lol
:catz:

[Mirkgirl]

:trout: (*hides it behind her back*)

I would have never thought to hit you Catz... or you Maedhros ;)

Oh wells Mirky's sounds better btw... the girl part can be ambigulous (now I have to slap myself )

Oh wells the champagne is to be enjoyed, no matter how heretically, but don't let the other things spoil

[Daisy Gamgee]

:catz: thanx for explaining, you have to be patient with us blonds occasionally!
and chocolate and champagne, yum! I just love being different (or difficult as me Dad would say!):grin:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

Mmmm... can I join in???

[Catz]

come on in Tar :grin:....*catz hops out from behind the sofa now that the threat of "death by trout" has passed and goes over to the bar to act as barkeep...*
Whatll you have??
:catz:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

well you see I'm on the wagon...
but that doesn't mean I can't have cyber fun now can I?

[Regina Draci]

A tall leggy Elf with raven-dark hair enters the bar and crosses the floor to sit down next Maedhros. "Soooooo sorry I'm late! Magnus was being tempermental and I had to make him behave himself...forgive me?"

[Eowyn]

Originally posted by Catz
*catz pokes her head in the door to be met by the sight of Daisy eating maltesers and champagne*
Eeeeek!!!!:elfeek: :elfeek:
thats heretical you know......:rolleyes: ;) lol
do i sense a story behind this????? *grabs a glass of bubbly and curling up on the couch, looks expectantly at Meadhros*
catz are incurabley curious you see;) lol lol
:catz:

yes but what killed the cat? lol

*sits next to catz*

the answer to that is the same thing that'll get me killed! :rolleyes:

[Maedhros]

Pinch me, I must be dreaming. I thought that you had forgotten.:)

[Bethrael]

*suddenly a tall figure dressed in flowing brown garments, flys into the room, and sets himself on a couch, smoking a pipe.:p ;)

Greetings my new friends. I am new here as you may gather.:rolleyes:

[Pil]

*pil ends playing her clarinet to the sound of a gentle applause and sits down next to the stranger*

Welcome Bethrael. What be you...man...elf...dwarf...wizard...orc (god forbid)? :huh: :guzzle: Have a glass...*pil picks up some champagne from the bar for the two of us*

Well Bethrael...i'm an elf...well...she-elf! :elfqueen: I'm waiting for my love, Sindarin, to arrive...he's an elven knight you know... :smooch:

I'm sure there's someone in here that will be more than happy to acocmpany you to a dance...*sweet harp music plays in the background*.... :)

Also a welcome to Regina Draci! :wave: :)

In the meantime...how IS everyone? This is a very classy affair...champagne...strawberries... cream ...... veryhappy

Not TOO sure about the maltesers...i prefer mint munchies...so soft and minty-creamy...yum! :)

[Mirkgirl]

Welcome you two... this bar isn't very active.... thank god (-;
Thanks Pil, I try to keep it classy as it has my name (:

[Bethrael]

*bethrael is surprised at the friendlyness* Wow!:o :o :o :o :grin:

You got a knight? cool. :thumbs:

*rests his legs on the table and takes the drink* why thank you. :thumbs:

:guzzle:

I'm a Maiar. A wandering wizard., an archer :archer: a warrior, :battle: and poet, :read:

[Bonos-Girl]

whoa...you're a lot of things!!

[Dawnnamira Nerwen]

Now, Bethrael, don't start flirting here as well. Okay?

The No-Flirt Girl (Title by Bethrael, given to me at TORC)

[Lurtz]

aye...will the presence of a uruk hai disturb any of your merriment?

a giant uruk hai named lurtz strides into the room and has some champagne

[Mirkgirl]

lol you're welcome Lurtz! cheers!

[Maedhros]

Thanks Pil, I try to keep it classy as it has my name
By all means go ahead, I will be taking a break from WOTR.
‘Yes, I am. I feel I need a holiday, a very long holiday, as I have told you before.

[Regina Draci]

*sigh* "Figures...as soon as I get here..."

[Beleglotiel]

In walks a beautiful madien with long, golden hair, a lovely gown of a remarkable light green fabric, and an elegant glow all about her. At her side, Legolas the Prince of Mrikwood accompanies her.
The madien is an Elf also. She and Legoals find a place at the bar and sit.
"Hello," her voice was so beautiful that it soothed the soul, "I'll take champange, please."
"And I would like champange also, thank you." spoke Legolas who was fair of face beyond the measure of Men. ;)
The fair madein begins to make conversation with the other people in the bar.
"Hello, Mirkgirl, Tar-Ancalimë, it is turly a pleasure to see some famliar faces around here."
"I do not believe I have met these two." put in Legolas.
"Oh, yes, of course. Mirkgirl, Tar-Ancalimë, and everyone else, let me introduce you to my husband, Legolas."

[Eowyn]

chocolate is good! well it is! lol
so is champagne (goes straight to my head! :grin: )

anyone would think I was drunk now. although caffiene also sends me funny. haha! lol I got to start to avoid caffiene :huh:

[Dawnnamira Nerwen]

Avoid Caffiene? Who would want to do that??? :huh:

Can I have some of that chocolate? It looks wonderful.

[Mirkgirl]

Hey, Bele... introducing Legsie to me would be considered dangerous by most, you know ;)
Avoiding caffeine?!? Must sleeeeep theeeeeen, noooo fuuuuun (hehe not really most of the time I don't have time for my real homemade caffeine shot and the others are just like water compared to it!)
Help yourself to whatever you like, I'll just use a pink balrog as a waiter (they have speed those guys, they really do :P )

[Beleglotiel]

Beleglotiel calmly responds to Mirkgirl by flashing Mirkgirl a glimpse of here diamond ring and clears her throat.

[Tar-Ancalimë]

Don't worry Bel... she won't touch Leggsie, not whilest I and Elmaethor are around... she is so outnumbered...

the pink balrog is here?? :o oh dear... i think ill just stick with the flying elf... thanks... a little faster and a whole lot cuter ;)

[Mirkgirl]

OMG I haven't seen Bele's sig before! :o
This is going out of hand, I'm having a Love Bar, I'm stated as crazy (as if it doesn't go without saying?) and now it is written that I can't have Legolas?!? As if I have been wanting it..
Well this is a bit too much for me right now... I'm going to make some coffee maybe I'll wake up and this would have been just one nightmare...:p

[Tar-Ancalimë]

aw we love you honster...

this is after all your love bar!! :loveyou:

but... leggy... dont get me started...

[Mirkgirl]

Oh come on! I know I cannot displace Boromir or any other men, but being after an elf! ))))): meanie

[Tar-Ancalimë]

well... Elmaethor and I have "had a discussion"...

he really doesnt like my flirting lol... and i dont think hes as hot as some of the men :p...

sooo no way irky! :thumbs: no one will take your spot... do I have to add that to my sig as well? ;) lol

[Beleglotiel]

Beleglotiel and Legolas just sit back and watch the conversation, keeping their thoughts to themselves.

[Gatsby]

the door is thrown open and Gatsby staggers in, her short red hair is speckled with snow and her usually pale cheeks are red from the furious wind, her husband Eldarion (Aragorn and Arwen's son)follows. Both are nearly frozen to death and exhausted. "sweet heart... i love you but if you... ever let your father give us... dirrections again... i WILL kill you" gatsby says gasping for breath
Elarion smiles at her "you think he's bad, my mother wouldn't be able to navigate her way through a paper bag" They laugh and hang up their cloaks, which are completely soaked through with snow.
"hello all, hope we're not intruding heard you were having a party and we had to come... can you belive the weather? october and it's already snowing... wouldn't happen to have any cocoa would you?"
out
gatsby

[Dawnnamira Nerwen]

Is it snowing? Dawn peeks out her window. I don't see any snow! Are you sure? She peeks out again. Well, it is kind of chilly, but I don't see any snow.

[Gatsby]

Crimany... *gatsby goes goes to the window and peers out* that is th weirdest thing... it was a second ago... huh. crazy weather we're having... *goes and grabs herself a cup of cocoa* love cocoa *Eldarion nods in agreement
out
gatsby

[Dawnnamira Nerwen]

Isn't it? Just a few days ago it was warm and sunny. Now it's chilly and sunny. Dawn shrugs her shoulders. Whatever

[Beleglotiel]

Legolas turns to Eldarion. "I didn't think the Lord Elessar was very bad at giving directions. Of course that is what Frodo had told me from his travel with him."
"Anyway, Aragorn was a Ranger, shouldn't his directions have proven very useful?"

[Dawnnamira Nerwen]

Dawn laughs. Oh, Aragorn's not as perfect as he would have you believe. I took care of Aragorn most of the time he lived in Rivendell. And, I believe that Eldarion was referring to Gatsby's father.

[Gatsby]

Eldarion*"My father hasn't left Minas Tirith much since taking the throne... much has changed. some of the paths he told us of were inpassable-"
Gatsby- "dwarves had created a huge mine in the middle of the path...the dwarves kept changing their minds about which way was out... it took us ages to through the bloody thing!"
"Lovely architecture though, got some great snap shots. Anyway hows Mirkwood these days?"
out
gatsby

[Beleglotiel]

Sorry guys, I screwed up. I made another Mirky's Love Bar thread, don't ask me why, but I think I had a stupid moment. Go ahead, I deserve it for my stupidity! :fanboy:
I tried to delete it after seeing the the original was still there, but it wouldn't let me. But, if you want maybe we could start on a clean slate. Sorry again for my stupidness.
mecry

[Illuvatar]

Not a problem.....

The other one is gone;)

Have fun!

[Lurtz]

sooo where were we? lurtz goes to sleep in his chair...

[Dawnnamira Nerwen]

I don't remember. [I]Dawn shrugs her shoulders.

[Mirkgirl]

Oh no! Not two of them! That's more than a mirky can bare! lol
Where? In the middle of nowhere, where else? :huh:

[Gatsby]

i know i was having cocoa... mmm... cocoa. *gatsby discovering her beloved cocoa is gone, bolts to the bar and furiously searches the closets for Nesquick (very good cocoa mix). She squeels with delight upon finding some
"HAZAA!!" she expclaims holding the bottle up high for all to see
eldarion - hate it when she gets like this...
out
gatsby

[Tar-Ancalimë]

oooh irky posted!!! hi irky, you post machine, you. sheesh, girl, give it a break... i mean we lvoe you but enough is enough!!

aw only kidding :cuddles: nice to be able to post again :)

[Mirkgirl]

rofl Well honster I think that goes to you way more than to me... hehehe. And now I'm posting again, it's all your fault - must be contagious lol j/k mostly ;)

[Dawnnamira Nerwen]

Ach! It's spreading! ;) :p

[Lurtz]

eek...can't...stop...ahh!....o well

lurtz wakes up to the smell of hot chocolate...then he goes and forces gatsby, who removed his brains, to make him some cuz he doesn't know how...

[Beleglotiel]

I know that I was enjoying my champagne with my darling husband, Legolas, at my side.
*cuddles up beside Legolas and he puts his arm over her shoulders pulling her in tight*:loveyou:

[Dawnnamira Nerwen]

Dawn sickens at the displays of affection going on. She heads outside, but stops at the door. Legolas, you've changed, alot. You never would have done that before. She says, I'll be outside practicing my throwing, if anyone needs me. And with that, she disappears through the door.

[Lurtz]

lurtz then starts making fun of legolas and beleg...
then they start kissing to make me mad
i go outside with Dawnnamira Nerwen

[Beleglotiel]

Beleglotiel rolls her eyes.
"You're just jealous that you don't have someone special in your life. But, I do know a lot of charming lady Elves for Lurtz and a lot of kind-hearted Elves for Dawn."

[Mirkgirl]

Is it love in the air? Cause it doesn't smell like love... I should air more often

[Tar-Ancalimë]

ai-yi-yi, honster, you're CRAZY

i know, i know... it's a good thing... yeah so where's my cherry coke, irky? arent you our hostess?

i know, i didnt ask for one... but i am now :grin:

[Gatsby]

*gatsby fiishes the finishing touches on her perfect cocoa... enough for everyone and they better have some if they know what's good for them :)
"who wants cocoa!!" *even goes outside to call lurtz and dawn back in for some*
"Beleg legolas... you'll have to... er... control yourselves" *realizes is completely usless and hands them teir cocoa
out
gatsby

[Mirkgirl]

*throws few Cherry Cokes in Tar's direction*
'corse I'm crazy, honster... and Cherry Coke? Is that the fuel for posting machines?

[Tar-Ancalimë]

:flamer: you outta know, honster, you post so often lol

[Beleglotiel]

"Oh, cocoa sounds good." takes the cup from Gatsby and drinks some. Legolas also takes a cup hesitently.
"Come on, Legolas, honey, it's not poisoned."
"I've never had any of this...'cocoa' before."
"Well, it's good so try some." Legolas takes a sip and he loves it!

[Gatsby]

gatsby ducks barely missing the cherry coke that was thrown across the room "should've brought a bloody helmut... i mean helm" she turns back to beleg and the very legolas who is studdying the hot brown liquid with deep fascination
poison... what do i know about poison ...*her eyes begin to shift back and forth*an impish smile spreads across her face.
"don't worry legolas i can barely complete a chemistry project let alone concoct a poison powerful enough to kill an elf... a human maybe... but not an elf. but don't worry beleg there is no poison in there :)
out
gatsby

[Lurtz]

hmm...maybe dawn and i will get together? lol

[Gatsby]

an Uruk Hai (that's what you are aren't you?) and an elf... you never know Lurtz stranger things have happens *gestures to beleg and legolas who have resumed making out*
"what did i just tell you two?" :grin:
out
gatsby

[Beleglotiel]

"Hey, we are not making out. Do you think we are that low to make out in public?! I should think not." states Beleglotiel a little insulted.

[Belaqua]

Wow, never been here before. Could i get a coke? I'm willing to part with some hard earned (yeah right) virtual cash.

[Dawnnamira Nerwen]

Sounds interesting Lurtz. I am a loyal servant to Saruman, proof here! (http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?start=0&catid=13&threadid=56017)

Edit: I'm samwise_gamgee_is_rad there

[Beleglotiel]

Oh, yeah, don't forget that this is Mirky's LOVE Bar. So, you shouldn't be surprised if you see any loving going on, but I do think we should stay away from any ' very physical' loving, if you know what I mean. :naughty: :cuddles:

[Belaqua]

They could be wotr's first couple. :naughty: Don't kil me, i'm only kidding!

[Beleglotiel]

Do not overlook the lovely couple of Gatsby and Eldarion.

[Gatsby]

hey we... were not... making out... *gatsby hand shoots up to her neck to cover the fresh hicky on her neck, Eldarion smiles sheepishly*
Gatsby: 'A thousand pardons beleg... i must have been mistaken...' offers her another cup of cocoa as compensation fr the mistake :) *she turns to dawn and lurtz and busts into a rousing rendition of love is in the air
out
gatsby

[Beleglotiel]

"No offence Gatsby, but don't quit your day job. But, thank you for the cocoa, you have redeemed yourself."
*Legolas still isn't sure about the cocoa, but continues to drink*

[Gatsby]

i'll have you know that i no one can do a better copacabana than yours truely i'm notorious for it... eldarion does a mean britney spears" eldarion sighs "yeah but i'll never be as pretty as her" gatsby laughs brightly flops down on the couch. "so beleg how did you two meet?"
out
gatsby

[Beleglotiel]

Legolas and Beleglotiel exchange caring looks. "Well, to make a long story short, I am from Rivendell and I had heard that the Prince of Mirkwood had been injured and taken to the healing houses (this I heard from Entwife). I was summoned to tend to him and we just fell in love. So, how was it that you two met, Gatsby?"

[Bethrael]

I must apologize for not being here, for some reason, this website wouldn't load up.:P

:D:D:D *sits alone on the couch and drinks*

[Gatsby]

Well beleg if you must know *snuggles up to Eldarion, they love this story* gatsby- i was playing frisbee in the feilds of Pelanor with my friend Carail when I accident'ly threw it to far and hit this guy on a horse...
Eldarion- i think she was aiming, it was a perfect hit *he rubs a spot on his head where the frisbee struck, gatsby gives it a quick kiss and continues
Gatsby - so i go over to get my frisbee and apologize and he is studying the frisbee like it's out of Middle Earth... he tells me that he's never played frisbe before and since i am convinced that not knowing how to play frisbee is like not knowing how to breath i agree to show him how.
Eldarion - i was throwing like a pro in 3 hours
Gatsby - made me rather annoyed...*she smiles* took me for ever to learn the behind the back throw and he does it in 2 seconds... guess it's his blood. any way after words he invites me to dinner and i accept... after dinner we returned to the feilds andplayed unitl dawn... it was really nice and we've been together ever since
out
gatsby

[Beleglotiel]

"Very sweet," replies Beleglotiel.
"Though she did summurize our meeting, Beleglotiel left out an important detail to our story. But, that my friends is another story all in itself. I would venture to tell it to you but not today/tonight." put in Legolas. (don't worry everybody, I'm planning to turn it into a fanfic and I'll post it)

[Dawnnamira Nerwen]

Oh, brother. I'm already among enough Uruk-Hai while training them, I don't really want to date one.

[Gatsby]

*gatsby sits up straight... she loves fan fiction* Neat!! any idea of when it will be complete?
out
gatsby

[Lurtz]

hmm...come on dawn, give me a chance...*then the sound of a hacking comes from lurtz's throat, his face turns red, and then he starts chuckling, until that chuckle turns into an abnoxiously loud laugh*

[Gatsby]

*gatsby over hearing the two and whispers* it's a match made in heaven
out
gatsby

[Beleglotiel]

Sorry to say, but I haven't even started the fanfic, but it is a work in progress all in my mind. I just need to get a few facts straight first. Do any fo you mind helping me out? In order to write it the right way you know, to make it fit in with what Tolkien wrote, I need a few extra facts.

[Tar-Ancalimë]

start a thread in the prancing pony or somewhere like that, Bel, ;) let's try and keep this at least a little on topic! j/k its cool :):)

[Beleglotiel]

There you go again Tar!
Fine I will! But, you guys have to help me or I won't get it done or started for that matter.

[Tar-Ancalimë]

we'll help!!! we'll help!!! don't say you're going to post something and then not!!! what do you want to know? ME trivia stuff? or what?

you have to post a fanfic now that you've said that or you'll get no peace!

[Beleglotiel]

I just posted my questions so chill out, Tar! They're in the prancing pony and it is called 'A little help please', so go check it out. Tho, I must admit the questions are a little tough.

[Tar-Ancalimë]

rofl i just posted there... im sorry *looks contrite* lol roflmao

aw, "chill out" :grin: all right sweetie...

[Mirkgirl]

Love bar sweeties, it's to be hot here, no chillin'

[Beleglotiel]

I have another question posted, Tar. see if you can help me with that. Tanky!

[Dawnnamira Nerwen]

Dawn shakes her head. "A match made in heaven? Yeah right! Are you listening to this Bethrael? They're trying to hook up the No-Flirt girl!

[Beleglotiel]

Who is the No-Flirt girl?
I don't know anyone who doesn't like to flirt.

[Gatsby]

i am flirt retarded... i don't know when i'm flirting or when someone is flirting with me... usually have to be told by someone :)
out
gatsby

[Gatsby]

p.s look at my sig... don't know where i got that qoute off my another page... but it's so funny!
out
gatsby

[Beleglotiel]

That's a little weird, but I've heard worse.

[Mirkgirl]

Like yours, Bele ;)

[Beleglotiel]

Whatever, Mirkgirl! :rolleyes:

[Bethrael]

I don't have a favourite.:p hehehe If I think long enough I'll see.

*gulps down some beer* Mmmmmmm.......go...hic....hicup...oops....sorry.:g rin: :grin: hic, hic.:blush: :grin: hic.

[Tar-Ancalimë]

just so you all know my sig is the best... thank you very much ;)

[Mirkgirl]

For now I'll say I like Bethrael's best ;)

[Beleglotiel]

I like mine! ;)

[Gatsby]

mine still makes me laugh :) and thats all that matters
out
gatsby

[Tar-Ancalimë]

i think i know the answer to this, but what does the quenya mean?

[Gatsby]

it means listen to the wind and you will know... i love that
out
gatsby

[Tar-Ancalimë]

yes i did know that......i saw you ask isiltari in the language forum......but thank you :)

[Bethrael]

Mine is the best?roflmao Ok, I'll just assume that was a joke.:p

:beer:

:archer: I'll just shoot and drink then.:grin: :grin:

[Beleglotiel]

Legolas wonders why he is even gracing Lurtz with his presence right now since the events that are taking place in the antiLeggie thread.

[Dawnnamira Nerwen]

I am the No-Flirt girl. Bethrael named me that at the Partyhouse at TORC.

Hey, welcome back Bethrael!

[Bethrael]

lol I was about to say welcome back to you too. hahaha

I seem to get this thing where whenever someone says something like Merry Christmas, I have to say Merry Christmas to you too, back to them.:p Sometimes when someone says happy birthday, I say, happy birthday to you too.lol

I'll have a mint malt, a double cheeseburger, and fries please.:grin:

[Gatsby]

*eldarion hops over the bar and fires up the grill*
Gatsby - he makes a ceeseburger like you wouldn't believe... he got the recipe from Celeborn... now that guy can COOK
Eldarion - 'why else do you think my great grandmother married him?' he laughs and places the hamburger on to the hot skillet
out
gatsby

[Mirkgirl]

Originally posted by Beleglotiel
Legolas wonders why he is even gracing Lurtz with his presence right now since the events that are taking place in the antiLeggie thread.

Cause we're all nice and friendly, we just fight a bit sometimes ;)

it might be a joke as well, Bethrael... but there is some truth as well ;)
lol that's a good habbit if you contact people who have bdays around your own. Or you just modify the hobbit bday presents thing to greetings

[Bethrael]

;) I get the picture.

*dances with delight at the smell of his burger*:p :p *stops and blushes*:blush: ahem.:grin: *sits back down*

[Tar-Ancalimë]

ohhhhhhh kayyyyyyyy! you guys are scary :o

um right so........Originally posted by Mirkgirl
Welcome you two... this bar isn't very active.... thank god (-;
Thanks Pil, I try to keep it classy as it has my name (: what happened, irky??

j/k guys... welcome all...have a drink......or maybe a burger :rolleyes:lol

[Beleglotiel]

Legolas and Beleglotiel begin to get a little bored, so Bele walks over to the kareoke machine and puts in 'May it Be' by Enya. Her voice is sweet and beautiful and sooths the soul of all who listen.

[Mirkgirl]

Well Tar, I tried, but you know one has to make compromises in order to have something... whatever

One question tho: A Love Bar is supposed to be a place where people meet and find partners... and here everyone has brought with herself one imaginary boyfriend (or even husband :huh: )...

Maybe we need a Family Couples Bar?

[Tar-Ancalimë]

roflmao.........omg thats halarious lollolroflmao!!!!!!!!

but guys.....she has a point........in a way ;) (if she ever has had one that is :rolleyes:lolj/k)

[Beleglotiel]

Hey 'love bar' emphisize the LOVE! As long as you're in love, finding your love, or giving love and getting paid for it, then that's what it is.

[Gatsby]

Stupid Mirkgirl and her stupid points!! j/k, the love bar is working its magic... i sense some chemistry between dawn and lurtz
eldarion - give it a rest gats, it's never going to happen!
Gatsby - oh ye of little faith... and beleg you complained about my singing :)
out
gatsby

[Dawnnamira Nerwen]

A point? Can't we all just be friends?

[Beleglotiel]

Well, that's just because my singing is better, Gatsby! :p

[Bethrael]

Yes we can just be friends.:grin: Hmmmmm....then again.;)

[Gatsby]

i will challenge you in a ring of fire beleg!!
out
gatsby

[Beleglotiel]

Uhhh, I'm already dealing with enough violence in the anti-Leggie thread so, pleeeeeeeez don't. I am sick of fighting! I officaly declare myself a pacifist! j/k!

[Mirkgirl]

Originally posted by Gatsby
Stupid Mirkgirl and her stupid points!! j/k, the love bar is working its magic... i sense some chemistry between dawn and lurtz
I'm not stupid I'm crazy ;)
Well yeah maybe you're right... so they make my day lol entdraught to them

[Dawnnamira Nerwen]

Dawn grabs her sword, and retreats into a corner. I would die before I date a Uruk-Hai.

[Adunauriel]

"Love Bar", as in feel the love bar. Where everyone get's along, and there's no fighting. If so, may I join?:)

[Dawnnamira Nerwen]

I don't object to other people being in love. I just don't want to be in love myself.

[Mirkgirl]

It's not much like that in the reality but we try to keep this one friendly (: like the forums as a whole btw
Of course you can join! Do you want a glass of champagne?

[Adunauriel]

Sure, I'd love one. The bubbles tickle my nose..veryhappy

[Beleglotiel]

We have hot coaco, too, if your interested!

[Adunauriel]

You know it's kind of cold tonight. I could go for a Hot Cocoa.

[Beleglotiel]

*Bele hands jen a cup of cocoa then sits down next to Leggie who is sitting in front of the fire place*
"Yeah, you're right it is kinda cold," says me and I cuddle up to my hubby.
*hubby wraps his arms around me to keep me warm. Both are secretly thinking of finding a dark place and starting a fire of their own.* :naughty:

[Adunauriel]

Thanks Bele, that was some great Cocoa. Best I've tasted in a long time.:)

[Beleglotiel]

I'm not the one who made it. Who did make it? I forgot.

[Dawnnamira Nerwen]

I believe that it was Gatsby. Dawn said, watching the others warm in front of the fire. In answer to a silent invitation to join them. I'd better not, I'm a pyromanic.

[Adunauriel]

Well to whom so ever made the Cocoa. It's delicious.:)

[Eowyn]

*backs carefully away from Dawn, removing all flammable items as she goes.*

[Adunauriel]

Hey Eowyn, I'll help you there. We don't need the bar going up in flames.lol

[Dawnnamira Nerwen]

Dawn watches in amusement. She then reaches into her pocket, and pulls out a lighter. She then pulls out a stick of incense, and begins to burn it.

[Adunauriel]

Ah, that's some pretty smelling incense, but how about I take that from you. Don't worry I'll put it in this incense burner we have right over here......... There nice and safe.....;)

[Dawnnamira Nerwen]

NO thank you. Dawn pulls her sword, and backs into the corner again. I'll keep my lighter and incense.

[Adunauriel]

Now, now Dawn..... Mirky's is ment to be a place of love. It was just a thought of mine. There's no need for violence..... Just please don't light anything, but your insence....:)

[Beleglotiel]

*tummy's growl all around the room*
"I could really go for a steak right now," says Bele.
"Where is that grill? Eldarion and I shall make hamburgers and steaks (what a combination) for everyone!" pronouces Legolas. He jumps over the bar counter and heads back to the kitchen to assist Eldarion.

[Adunauriel]

Well Bele, please tell Leggy that I would love a Hamburger.

[Beleglotiel]

"One, hamburger coming right up!" shouts Leggie.

[Adunauriel]

"Thanks Leggy, say you don't think your wife minds that I have a crush on you?"teddy asks. Then looks behind her to make sure Bele's not around....;)

[Eowyn]

why'd teddy shut the door?
where'd leggy go ......hang on? oh I'll leave here to it. :p I have faramir! ;)

[Dawnnamira Nerwen]

I'll take a hamburger, not too burnt please. Dawn says to her friend. You know how I like them.

[Gatsby]

Gatsby shakes of a trance she has been in* jesus sorry i haven't been here, i've crazy couple of days! and thank you i do make the best cocoa :). Halloween was crazy... *she pulls out a white statue of a little boy carrying a basket from her bag* i stole a lawn cherub *she blushes* and a traffic cone... a reflecting orb... and some indian corn *smiles impishly* couldn't help myself :)
eldarion- where was i during all this?
Gatsby - i believe you couldn't find a costume so you were in your room moping
eldarion - oh...right...
out
gatsby

[Beleglotiel]

"He-he, you should've kept that to yourself."
Bele keeps a close watch on jen from now on.

[Bethrael]

*gets himself a bucket of fries and a Chicago Dish pizza*:naughty: :thumbs:

Anyone here tried the Pizza Hut Chicago Dish? IT"S EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:grin:

[Adunauriel]

Nope I haven't, I'm not a big fan of sauce ontop of my Pizza.

Don't worry Bele it's only a crush........ And I'll only admire him from afar....Well maybe upclose too.;)

BTW, Best Orc Burger I've had in a long time....:)

[Beleglotiel]

Orc burger?

[Adunauriel]

Yes, that is what the burgers were made of. Did they forget to tell you?;) Or, maybe mine was special....lol

[Gatsby]

gatsby looks down at her burger for a moment with a look of shock and horror...* "good stuff" she states nodding her head resolutley
out
gatsby

[Adunauriel]

Ah, my appologies. Leggy just told me. these are just normal burgers. Too many battlefield meals have distroyed my tastebuds. :p

[Beleglotiel]

"Ahhhhh!" there comes a yell from the kitchen and the fire alarm starts dinging. Legolas and Eldarion come running out of the kitchen with soot covered faces.
"What on God's green earth are you doing back there?!" shouts Bele.
"Uh, I guess I wasn't as handy with a grill as I thought I was." replies Legolas sheepishly.

[Adunauriel]

I don't know about you Bele, but I'm not gonna clean that up.lol

[Beleglotiel]

Hey they made the mess, they can clean it up.

[Adunauriel]

Yep, they sure can..... lol

[Beleglotiel]

*Bele hands both men a broom and a dust pan*
"Get busy." she says and chuckles.

[Adunauriel]

Bele, we should go have some Champagne while we watch.

~teddy walks over to the bar & asks for two glasses.~

[Beleglotiel]

Uh, I've had way to many liquids. If I have any more to drink I think I might, uh, you know.

[Adunauriel]

Enough said....... ~teddy drinks hers, then decides to finish Beles'~, no sence in letting good champagne go to waste.

[Gatsby]

eldarion shows gatsby his brand new bald spot from where it caught fire*
eldarion - slick Legoals...
out
gatsby

[Adunauriel]

Nice bald spot you've got there Eldarion. Next time maybe you wont stand so close to the fire. Don't forget you've got some cleaning up to do. ;)

[Beleglotiel]

they sure do. lol

[Dawnnamira Nerwen]

Dawn laughs loudly at Legolas and Eldarion. She then rolls her eyes. "Guys just don't know how to cook these days."

[Adunauriel]

They don't seem to know how to clean either.

~teddy yells over to them that they better get crackin. They've still got alot of work to do.~

[Bethrael]

Yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!roflmao :o roflmao HAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!;) What a mess.:p

So what's up ya all?:grin:

*jumps on to the bar table*:cool: I'll have a beer and a cheeseburger please:thumbs:

[Adunauriel]

I don't think they serve beer here (I could be Wrong). The cheeseburger wight take awhile. You see it's the kitchen they've burned up.

~by the way you two done in there yet?~.....

Well your in luck they've just finished.:) Eldarion will bring your burger in just a few.

[Mirkgirl]

Errrr I admit I need a chef here... can't take the possition myself... I don't think you'd enjoy my specialties "roasted lego" or the best take away meal - Hobburgers. (-;

They can't clean? It doesn't take much abbility, it takes wish... get them to work girls

[Adunauriel]

Well Mirky, I think the main thing is we need to keep Legolas & Eldarion out of the kitchen. They've got it cleaned up now, so it's all good.;)

[Gatsby]

*gatsby watches eldarion as he scrubs a pan relentlessly*
whoa there killer!! your not trying to kill it your trying to clean it... here let me show you
*gatsby takes the scourer and the pan and shows him that a lighter hand is just as affective*
by the way nice job straightening up boys! if only i could get you to such a good work at home...
*she throws a towel at him and walks over the the counter and sips some water*
he can command armies, but ask him to organize his sock droor and it's like asking him to find the meaning of life.
out
gatsby

[Adunauriel]

lol It probably wouldn't be so funny if it weren't true.

[Beleglotiel]

Legolas is a charmer, but it's the same here, Gatsby.
He is an expert at war (and winning a girl's heart), but ask him to do one simple task around the house and he doesn't have a clue!

[Dawnnamira Nerwen]

Quite true.

Bethrael, you just don't give up do you.

Don't give him any beer. He's underage.

[Adunauriel]

I'll remember that for the next time he comes in.;)

[Gatsby]

throws a towel at legolas this time
"you'd think that after over 2000 years of existance you haven't learned to take care yourself? *rolls her eyes* the great wisdom of the elves... but your a cutey so you can live
Eldarion - gatz... who is the one who's idea of putting her clothes away is merely putting them at the foot of the bed and leaving them there?
*gatsby blushes* *eldarion turns to legolas* she has a pile on the bed that's probably the size of hobbit
out
gatsby

[Adunauriel]

~teddy laughs..."Gatsby got busted." lol ~

[Beleglotiel]

Really, Gatsby, I'm not that bad. I clean, I cook, I sew, I do it all for the cutie.

[Gatsby]

i hate putting my clothes away though... it's such a bother... and besides i keep everything else rather organized...
eldarion (cuts gatsby an impossibly cute smile)- yeah yeah... i got your burger here bretheal... it's a bit soggy but it's still good
out
gatsby

[Dawnnamira Nerwen]

Well, don't feel bad Gatsby. I don't put my clothes away either. What's the use? :huh: You'll be wearing them soon anyways!

[Gatsby]

gives dawn a high five
my thoughts exactly!
out
gatsby

[Dawnnamira Nerwen]

Yeah, I know. If only the rest of the world got it!

[Adunauriel]

I got it. I've many times given up putting my clothes away. Then I get tired of them being not put away, so I put them away.......... It's a viciouse cycle...:)

[Gatsby]

it's weird for me... i have a bunch of stuff that i wear all the time... and i'm comvinced that i don't have that many clothes yet when i open my droor i can't fit stuff in there... it's weird
elarion (sneaks up and wraps his arms around her, gently kissing her neck) - 20 pairs of shoes isn't weird gatz... it's unheathly
Gatsby (gatsby playfull elbows him in the chest)- it's 12 pairs buddy
out
gatsby

[Beleglotiel]

Originally posted by Dawnnamira Nerwen
Well, don't feel bad Gatsby. I don't put my clothes away either. What's the use? :huh: You'll be wearing them soon anyways!
PREACH IT, GIRL!
I hate putting my clothes away.
Legolas: 'and since I don't so anything else around the house, putting the clothes away is MY job.'
'better you than me' answers Bele

[Gatsby]

nice trade off
out
gatsby

[Dawnnamira Nerwen]

At least he does something. ;) :)

[Chalili]

*Tall elven maiden enters and plops down on vacant sofa* 'Hello,' she says in a melodious voice. 'I see there are people here who share my feelings about clothes. What's the point in hanging them up? You're just going to wear them again soon anyways.' *stares at champagne glass intently and it flies to her hand* 'Delicious!'

[Bethrael]

yes I'm underage, but my character isn't. Believe me, from the smell of beer I think it's horrid.:p lol I'm just playing my character.
But since you don't serve any I'll have a mint malt please.:grin: :thumbs:

I'll wait for the burger.:grin: ;) :naughty:

[Gatsby]

where did you pick up that talent Chalili? i wish i were telekenetic
out
gatsby
Eldarion looks over at Bethrael* dude i already made your burger *he says pointing to a soggy slab of meat*
it fell in some chamagne but it should still be good
*Gatsby takes the champagne from Chalili* lets get you a glass that's NOT tainted with meat

[Chalili]

'Oh, so THAT's what that was..' she says, taking a sip from an unstained champagne glass. 'I have not the foggiest idea where the telekenesis came from, else I'd be happy to tell you.'

[Gatsby]

once again i am foiled... wish i had a super power...
out
gatsby

[Chalili]

You never know when something may happen; I have not always been this way. In fact, I've only had it for about 1000 years...

[Adunauriel]

Originally posted by Gatsby
once again i am foiled... wish i had a super power...
out
gatsby
Don't feel bad Gatsby... I've only got the power of Persuasion, but even that doesn't always work. Then again I have got a few people to admit they love the glorious Legolas.....;)

[Chalili]

Persuasion's a very good power to have! Sure is one I wish I had more of!

[Adunauriel]

Yea it is, but for me it only work on people who Love Legolas, but are just afraid to admit it. ;)

[Chalili]

Yes, well there are lots of those in various places of the world, I'm sure...

[Adunauriel]

Yes that's probably true. Sadly thou,mecry I can't meet them all. So, I just work on those here in the Forum.;)

[Chalili]

Well, if it'll stop your blubbering (j/k), I'll shove random people from school on the forum and let you help me knock some sense into them!

[Adunauriel]

Nah, I'll just keep at the people around here...lol

[Chalili]

Ok, if you're sure.. the DIMWITS at school won't listen to me..

[Adunauriel]

That's because as you've said there Dimwits.. It's ok thou not everyone can ba as enlightaned as you, I, & Lets not forget Beleglotiel. ~she might get mad if we did.~;)

[Mirkgirl]

Hi there Chali, welcome to the bar.
Feel like at home (-:

[Chalili]

I do, thank you very much!!

Nope, don't wanna make ANYONE mad!

[Bethrael]

It's hard to make me mad.:grin: *huggles to you*;)

[Beleglotiel]

Legolas has finished cleaning the kitchen and comes out dirtyer than he was before.
"Aww, poor baby," says bele and she takes a wet wash-cloth and wipes off his face. Legolas takes his soot covered hands and wipes them across Bele's face playingly. Bele is dirty now.
"HEY!" says Bele and she punches him flirtily in the shoulder.
"Oooo, feisty!" says Leggie and he pokes her in the shoulder. Bele takes the wash-cloth and snaps him with it on the butt. "Ouch!" crys Leggie and he starts to tickle Bele. The 2 start to flirt and end up in a mess of laughter.

[Bethrael]

OH! Somebody actually loves tickling as well?:p COOL!!!!!! :blush: ehehhehehee

*drinks some root beer as they both tickle each other*:p

[Gatsby]

hey mirkgirl i got your message but i didn't get until the next day... but i'll definatly come sometime... just have to install the bloody thing
out
gatsby

[Gatsby]

eldarion looksat gatsby and thendown at his hands... a grin spreads over his face*
gatsby - don't even think about it.
out
gatsby
p.s yeah maybe i'll find a super power but i'm just a mortal, i'm dunedain but mortal... *looks at her hands...*stupid non-magical hands!

[Dawnnamira Nerwen]

Oh, poor Gatsby. It must be hard to be a full mortal. Dawn telekinectlly knocks the root beer out of Bedrail's hand.

[Adunauriel]

Now, now Dawn. It was Root Beer....~ teddy gets Bethrael a new root beer.~

[Bethrael]

Aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwweeeeeeee thanks.;) :naughty:

*drinks his root beer and winks at Dawn*;) :rolleyes:

[Gatsby]

Gatsby *sipping some chamagne* - eh being mortal's not too bad...
Eldarion - it gives everything an added rush... you only have a certain amount of time on this earth and you'd better live it! mortals i think appreciate life more than immortals
gatsby gives eldarion a high five* - and anyway i have too short of an attention span to be immortal... don't know what i would do with myself for all eternity... you've probably done everything there is to do... life would get boring
Eldarion *smiling mischeifly*- oh i could think of a few things you could do
out
gatsby

[Beleglotiel]

I don't even wanna know

[Adunauriel]

Neither do I... ~teddy backs out of the room where Gatsby & Eldarion are...~:blush:

[Gatsby]

*throws a pillow at eldarion*
gatsby - please remove your mind from the gutter love
eldarion looking very confused*- dude... i was talking about doing jigsaw puzzles... don't know what you guys were thinking about..
out
gatsby

[Dawnnamira Nerwen]

Yes, I know it was only root beer. Dawn says.

[Adunauriel]

Well as long as you knew, then I'll say I'm sorry if I sounded mean earlier..:)

[Bethrael]

*gulps more root beer* More please.:blush:

Well I won't be here much tomorrow.:p if you get my drift.;)

[Adunauriel]

Just one more, and then were cutting you off. You've allready had 5.....lol

[Beleglotiel]

I wouldn't be surprised if Bethrael makes a mad dash for the bathroom right about now! lol

[Bethrael]

Yeah I think so. :blush: :blush: *runs to the bathroom*

All better.:p *drinks his other root beer* MMMMMMM:p :thumbs:

[Adunauriel]

Eeeewwwwww...... ~teddy backs away from Bethrael.... Just incase....~:(

[Bethrael]

IT's safe.;) :p lol

[Gatsby]

hey... can we get any kicking tunes in this peice?
Walks over to the juke box and puts on some led zeppelin... whole lotta love radiates from the speakers and Gatsby begins to rock out
out
gatsby

[Beleglotiel]

I'm surprised at you Gats.
Bele walks over to the juke box, turns off Gatsby's music and puts in the LoTR soundtrack.
Now that's more like it!

[Adunauriel]

Aaahhh Man. I was groovin to Led Zeppelin. Why did ya have to go and turn it off? Don't get me wrong. I love the soundtrack, but it was Zeppelin Bele.....:(

[Beleglotiel]

I don't like nor have I ever heard of them.

[Adunauriel]

I'll understand you saying you've never heard of Zepplin Bele. Only cause I know your 13. They were a really cool band in the late 60's throu the earliy 80's. I myself was just a child at that time. I'm only 25 if you remember.

[Beleglotiel]

yeah,

[Adunauriel]

Well you'd probably like them, but you don't have to. It's all good.:thumbs:

[Lintefaniel]

Hi, I'm looking for a part time job as a lounge singer? Full time would be great but I am presently auditioning for a musical based on the lives and loves of the Balrog and may need time for rehearsals in the future. Any takers?:huh: :wiggle:

[Beleglotiel]

I don't own this place

[Dawnnamira Nerwen]

Mirky does!

Bedrail, I can't believe you. Six root beers? I may have to tickle you. :)

[Gatsby]

Lintefaniel... you can be our lounge singer...only if you know a few abba songs...
DAWN!!! you don't know zeppelin! your only 13 so i'll let it slide... *slides a laptop over to dawn, gatsby slips into rock and roll teacher mode*
but i want you to down load a few of their songs... they are one the most influential bands ever... they are truly the grandfathers of modern rock and they themselves were greatly influenced by the lord of the rings (they wrote a few songs in tribute to them 'the battle of evermore' for example )...
*she strides past dawn towards to juke box. gatsby slips a nickel into the slot and selects a song. the sound of an acoustic guitar trickles out and filters through the now silent room*
this m'dear is 'The Stairway to Heaven', the most famous song written by led zeppelin, and in my opinion the most beautiful song written in the 20th century... *gatsby closes her eyes and feels the music with her heart...* you can get lost in this song
out
gatsby

[Dawnnamira Nerwen]

Dawn listens carefully. This is interesting, but I'm 14. Not 13, and I'm almost 15! Plus it was Bele. I don't really care.

[Gatsby]

whoops... sorry... saw someone turn off zeppelin and my mind went into a frenzy
out
gatsby

[Dawnnamira Nerwen]

It was Bele, not me. I was busy ordering some shipments for Saruman.

[Mirkgirl]

oh Dawn.. and everyone else... never start a new page with Mirky does! I was close to a heartattack (-;

And btw you can do what you want here.. I don't have the energy to control you anyway.

*Mirky goes to the sound-proof room at the back.. where she finally takes some rest with a physics (bleh) textbook in her lap*

[Beleglotiel]

Still studying I see. heh

[Adunauriel]

Poor Mirky,,, Hey where's that lounge singer I've heard about. I was hopeing to hear some good songs. Think she'll sing Copa Cabana? lol

[Lintefaniel]

Sorry fans, I was putting the line up of music together, any requests outside of Copa? Oh and by the way, Tiping is not a city in China.....

Some say love, it is a river,
That drowns the tender reeeed.
Some say love, it is a razor,
That leaves a soul to bleeeeed,
Some say love it is a hunger,
An endless aching neeeeeed.
I say love, it is a flower,
And you, it's only seeeeeeeeed.
YADAYADAYADA, I am now taking reqests.:stomper:

FYI, Copa is a show stopper so I save it for the closing and happy hour shows....;)

[Adunauriel]

Well let me know when you plan to stop the show...... j/k....... lol