The question is. . . .

[Arwen Elf]

Do elves use the bathroom?:blush: I KNOW it sounds vulgar, but, them being practically immortal and all, do you think they would have to listen to nature's call?:blush: :blush: :blush:

[A! Elbereth]

uhh... I myself wouldn't be able to answer you question without being sure... but i did once wonder about the 'fellowship' at that time of need... especially in places like Moria, and ok you get my point....:blush: :blush:

[Catz]

*sighs shaking her head*;) :rolleyes:
i guess it had to come.....ok guys.....but if this gets out of hand ill stop it, OK? you have been warnedlol roflmao lol
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[Sindarin]

:rolleyes:

[Elf angel]

lol lol roflmao roflmao It's so weird..i wanted to start a thread about this a few days ago but figured people here will say it's stupid...now i dont care what they gonna say..i like this thread..cute..

I don't think they pee pee or poo poo lol.Imagine Elrond going to the bathroom..lol

[Catz]

if its all the same to you.....id really rather not!!!:elfeek: lol
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[Pil]

:o ew this is horrible :nono:

[Little Devil]

gross!but I guess it's quite a interesting question..lol

[Arwen Elf]

:blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: I'm sorry? I just wondered. . . . .. :( :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:

[Fatty]

Yes I see we are are becoming a centre for excellence and debate. The weighty matters of the day discussed and decided......................................notwo rthy

Can you get a sarcastic smilie, I am not sure :-)

Anyway I am sure that all the peoples have noraml bodily functions. They all eat and drink. If it goes in then it must come out.

As for Moria--------plenty of wells and buckets.

Lothlorien............The Mirror :wicked:

Well I guess I should not encourage you.

[A! Elbereth]

Originally posted by Fatty

As for Moria--------plenty of wells and buckets.


lol roflmao lol roflmao lol

hahahaha

[Catz]

FATTY!!!!!! :trout:.....and here i am trying to keep this relatively seemlyhearnoevil .......and youre polluting the environment !!! :rolleyes: wells and buckets inDEED:nono: lol lol
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[Little Devil]

I guess it doesn't really matter in Moria as it's so dark.

But the mirror in Lothlorien!!!!!:rolleyes:

[Catz]

yes.......well....id rather NOT go there!!!!!:rolleyes: lol
NOW look at what youve started master Fatty :nono:
Bad Fatty....bad !!! :fanboy: ;) :flamer: lol
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[Bawax]

i reckon that because they're immortal they save it up and go like once a decade or something. lol

great thread Arwen Elf :thumbs:

[Little Devil]

Save up and go once a decade!!!!! OMG that's soooo funny roflmao roflmao. That's gonna be a lot a decade later! lol lol

[Catz]

trust you to get in on the act B.....bad boy :fanboy:
once a DECADE????? where would they keep their bladders???.....:rolleyes:
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[Little Devil]

God knows! actually I dont think he does or would wanna know! lol

[Elf angel]

Arwen..you should have started a thread asking whether they are vegan or not (the elves):grin:

[Aragorn's Hope]

I think they do. lol

[Aragorns wife]

yeh i agree this is a great thread. in all those floors they must have some bogs in minas tirith and if your next to a lake or something i guess its ok. But imagine doing it with Gollum around! i just cant imagine gandalf doing it!! hahahaha lol lol lol lol lol lol :p

[Eriu]

Holy Lembas! Never thought I"d see a thread like this O.o Oh my. Well, erm...hum. Going once a decade? I remember when I was a wee thing and I asked my older sister "What happens if you never go poop?" And she replied "You BLOW UP!" so I think obviousyl, the Elves go at SOME point, but since it is such a small point in our lives, small, yet necessary...no point in putting it down. In Moria, yeah, I guess that wide dwarf could just squatt and go over the side, let it fall intot he abyss, unfortunately, that's where the Balrog was sleeping, geez no wonder why he got so ticked eh? Gandalf musta ate corn >.< However, for a strange change, go read the REAL tale, "The NEverending Story" By Michael Ende, that DOES have the character going potty. It was funny how the guy put it though. "Heros in tales never had to go, but Sebastian HAD to go now. So he went." LOL Great thread, heh heh. Whatever goes in...must come out. Wait...maybe that is why they all look so serious most of the time? Oh boy.....hung chow..

[ImDaMom]

But the question should be....(and my siblings and I have debated which is better for many years) do elves crumple or fold the t.p.? lol

[Eriu]

Are you mad? Of course they fold it, you know how...erm neat and orderly they are. I'm the only slobby elf I've ever seen O.o Wonder what they make tp out of though? Maybe it's imported from Valinor....

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Na... they use mallorn leaves! lol Makes for odourless wrapping!