Lady Ashley
September 8th,2002, 03:45 AM
(This was inspired by that new TT poster of Legolas...he looked like he was about to go to a football game! lol)
A: Ok, sportsfans! Welcome to Helm's Statium! It's a lovely evening out here! However, we do have clouds moving in and there might be rain later. I am Ashley Thalionwen, and with me this eve is Tilly Hobbitlass! Tillia, what have we here tonight?
T: "Well, Ashley, we have a football game! American-style, for all you fans out there in England and abroad...Look!"
A: "Indeed! It looks like we have an army marching into the Statium! Ah, it is Riders of Rohan, led by their Captain, King Theoden..."
T: "Uh-oh! Why, it seems the other team is coming! The Orcs from Isenguard, led by Grima Wormtongue!"
A: "And it looks like it could be a long game here at Helm's Statium! It's the Isenguard Orcs vs. the Rohan Riders! And there the kickoff! Wait! Are those Elves with the Riders!?"
T: Yeah Ashley! I see many elves out on the field! Should they be there, Ashley? Have the Rohan called renforcemnets?
A: "I don't know, Tilly...But it doesn't look good for them! Eek! The Orcs have got the ball and are trampling the poor Elves underfoot! Ooh, that was nooot pretty...."
T: Oh no has Haldir fallen on the field? I can't see? Ooo dosn't look good for the Rohan......
A: Certainly not...Ack! The ball is in the hands of the Orcs! The Rohirrim are fleeing down the field! But wait! What have we got! It's...it's...YES! it's Gandalf the White charging downfield with Erkenbrand of Westfold! YES! It may be too late for those derned Elves...serves them right for showing up...but THE DAY HAS BEEN SAVED! Here come the Huorns! Gandalf has the ball and is ABOUT TO MAKE A TOUCHDOWN!!"
T: GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!!!!!!! WHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE has made a touch down!!! GO Gandy!!! WHOOOOOO!!!!!!
A: : "And look! The Huorns are now weeping the field with the Isenguarders! And that folks, is the game!"
T: And a good one it was, This is Tillia and Ashley From Battle news. Good day folks, hobbits and elves. See you at five for The Battle of the Pelenntor fields.
A: Ok, sportsfans! Welcome to Helm's Statium! It's a lovely evening out here! However, we do have clouds moving in and there might be rain later. I am Ashley Thalionwen, and with me this eve is Tilly Hobbitlass! Tillia, what have we here tonight?
T: "Well, Ashley, we have a football game! American-style, for all you fans out there in England and abroad...Look!"
A: "Indeed! It looks like we have an army marching into the Statium! Ah, it is Riders of Rohan, led by their Captain, King Theoden..."
T: "Uh-oh! Why, it seems the other team is coming! The Orcs from Isenguard, led by Grima Wormtongue!"
A: "And it looks like it could be a long game here at Helm's Statium! It's the Isenguard Orcs vs. the Rohan Riders! And there the kickoff! Wait! Are those Elves with the Riders!?"
T: Yeah Ashley! I see many elves out on the field! Should they be there, Ashley? Have the Rohan called renforcemnets?
A: "I don't know, Tilly...But it doesn't look good for them! Eek! The Orcs have got the ball and are trampling the poor Elves underfoot! Ooh, that was nooot pretty...."
T: Oh no has Haldir fallen on the field? I can't see? Ooo dosn't look good for the Rohan......
A: Certainly not...Ack! The ball is in the hands of the Orcs! The Rohirrim are fleeing down the field! But wait! What have we got! It's...it's...YES! it's Gandalf the White charging downfield with Erkenbrand of Westfold! YES! It may be too late for those derned Elves...serves them right for showing up...but THE DAY HAS BEEN SAVED! Here come the Huorns! Gandalf has the ball and is ABOUT TO MAKE A TOUCHDOWN!!"
T: GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!!!!!!! WHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE has made a touch down!!! GO Gandy!!! WHOOOOOO!!!!!!
A: : "And look! The Huorns are now weeping the field with the Isenguarders! And that folks, is the game!"
T: And a good one it was, This is Tillia and Ashley From Battle news. Good day folks, hobbits and elves. See you at five for The Battle of the Pelenntor fields.