monty python

[Bonos-Girl]

has any of you seen any monty python films...i've only seen holy grail and it's soooooo amusing...if you haven't seen it go buy/rent it....now....

[Catz]

The Life of Brian....totally hysterical.....if somewhat blasphemous in some peoples eyes....
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[Calenhendi]

I love both movies and The Meaning of Life. Life of Brian is probably my fav but some of the quotes from Holy Grail are classic.

"I've built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. The king said I was daft to build a castle in a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. An' that's what your gonna get, lad -- the strongest castle in these islands."

[TheRingBearer]

I love the Holy Grail lol lol lol

[Daughter of Finarfin]

Holy Grail is wonderful, my friends and I quote it all the time.
My favorite is the castle scene with the French guards. Hilarious!

[Illuvatar]

Bring out your dead!

But I'm not dead yet! lol

[Lady Ashley]

HAHAHA That was a funny movie. Stupid, but funny. The rabbit scared me when it jumped---nearly right at your face!

[TheRingBearer]

That rabbit must have had rabies or something lol ;)

And may I present my new aviatar :grin: I haven't changed since I've joined so I think I am now ready to leave the shire lol

[Bonos-Girl]

i love the killer rabbit but my favourite bit is when the black knight gets all his limbs cut off and whoever it is fighting him (i REALLY need to watch it again) is like 'what you gonna do? bleed on me???' oh...and i love the knights who say nih....or however you spell it!!!

[TheRingBearer]

NI NI

lol

[Lady Ashley]

"We are the Knights who say Ni!"

:knight:

"Get us a shrubery or we we shall say Ni!"

roflmao

[Catz]

lol roflmao "its just a flesh wound!! " lol roflmao
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[Illuvatar]

I've had worse!!!

Come on ya' pansy! lol

Have AT CHOO!

[Catz]

lol dont get me started Illu......
well...maybe just a little....lol
"come back here and have whats coming to ya......illl bite your legs off!!!!" roflmao
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[Bonos-Girl]

'i sneeze in your general direction'

'your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberry'

[Illuvatar]

Now go away! Before I taunt you a second timmmmmeA!

Monty Monty......

Gotta Love em!!

Uh oh...Catz has started......

Run away................Run awayyyyyy!

[Catz]

and its all YOUR FAULT Illu !!!! :o
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH.......and even ...NI !!!!
"You must bring us.......a.....SHRUBBERY!!!! one that looks nice...and not too expensive...." lol lol

and just be grateful i didnt bring up the Castle Anthrax bits:naughty: ;) lol
i shall now leave in...... "my own particular........idiom!!!"
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[Bonos-Girl]

the knights who say ecky-ecky- vitango....yes..i can spell....

[Lady Ashley]

roflmao roflmao roflmao lol lol

[Catz]

i cant believe no ones posted in here for a while.....slackers
;) lol
i love the knights who say NI!!! heheheh
another fave line...
"....forrr DEATH awaits ye all....with nassssty big pointy teeth!!!!"heheheheh
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[Illuvatar]

Ahh...good one Catz.....

I forgot about this one as well......

And let us not EVER forget......

The Castle of Anthrax!!!

Whoo Hoo!!! Sign me up!!! lol

[Catz]

:elfeek: :elfeek: :o :o ILLU!!!!!:o :elfeek: :elfeek:
:nono:
"yes, yes!!!....i can defeat them!!!.....theres only 150 of them!!!...."
;) lol lol lol
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[Orc]

"Some tart in a lake tossing out cheep swords is not a basis for a stable government..."

"And after the spankings.....":elfeek: :thumbs: :thumbs:


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[Catz]

BEHAVE you lot!!!! :nono:....men......cant take em anywhere.....:rolleyes: lol roflmao
Bad, bad, wicked Orc!! ;) lol
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[Nessa]

Hmmm.... Monty Python............. John Cleese hitting a desk with a dead parrot? Is that Monty Python? I'm uninformed! :grin:

[Orc]

Ahhh... yess.... the infamous "Dead Parrot" sketch. One of their best ever. Right up there with the Lumberjack Song....


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[Finrod Felagund]

She changed me into a newt...
A NEWT?
... I got better

The whole witch scene kills me

Brave, brave Sir Robin, Sir Robin ran away
When Death reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled

I soiled my armour I was so scared
Oh, go change your armour

Spank me, oh spank me too

I want to SING...
stop that... stop that singing

Silly English Ka-Nig-It
Dirty doggie bottom biter

[Catz]

dont forget the fishslap dance :trout:

ooh and.....
"im invincible!!!"
"youre a loony!!"
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[Black Rider]

roflmao roflmao roflmao

Monty Python and the Meaning of Life is their greatest movie!!! i LOVE the Galaxy Song, it once helped me with my physics homework... dont ask...

does anyone else like this movie??

[Catz]

i love almost all the Python stuff.....its inspired lunacy....you cant help but giggle...can anyone keep a straight face during the "Lumberjack Song" ? lol roflmao lol
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[Orc]

Originally posted by Catz
can anyone keep a straight face during the "Lumberjack Song" ? lol roflmao lol
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Good lord NO!! And I've seen and sung it 1000 times at least! roflmao

Then of course is the Waiter's song

"Sit on my face
And tell me that you love me...."


Or the Philosophers Song.

How not to be seen.

And of course:

What are you going to do? Bleed on me?

:Orc:

[Bonos-Girl]

i love that part......it's brilliant....i love the coward song (not sure what it's called but you hopefully know which one i mean)

[Catz]

brave Sir Robin heheheh
"when danger reared its ugly head
he swiftly turned his tail and fled" lol
:elfeek: lol roflmao lol im still imagining Orc doing the lumberjack song:o lol roflmao lol
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[Orc]

Originally posted by Catz
lol
:elfeek: lol roflmao lol im still imagining Orc doing the lumberjack song:o lol roflmao lol
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it definately sends people runnig for the hills....


On wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea

Even worse we had a Monty Python themed party where I did the waiter bit from "Live at the Hollywood Bowl". My costume was accurate and quite a bit drafty for this part of the world in late october. I'm not going into detail... you'll just have to rent it to find out.....

be afraid.... be very afraid....:o


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[Catz]

i AM!!!!
:elfeek: :elfeek: :elfeek: :o :o :o :elfeek: :elfeek: :elfeek:
lol lol
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[Bonos-Girl]

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

[Illuvatar]

"Run away......Run awayyyyy.........."

Gotta love the livestock catapult! lol

OMG!! An Orc in a drafty costume? Now, THAT'S a scary thought!

For that you must be punished! And what should the punishment be? ..............I know, I know...A SPANKING!

Yes, Yes, a spanking! A spanking for everyone!

[Sharky]

I recently bought the "Grail" and "Brian" DVDs and I have to say that even after 20 years, and probably more than 20 viewings in that time, the Biggus Dickus scene in LoB still has me in tears, Michael Palin at his brilliant best.

"Do you find it risible when I say the words, Biggus, Dickus ?"

Oh, and the Latin spelling lesson still cracks me up too...

"Romanes Eunt Domis ? People called the Romans, they go the house ?"

[Ilmarë]

lol lol Love "The Life of Brian"... Michael Palin was wonderful in it. Still get stomach cramps from laughing so much at the Biggus Dickus scene... especially the bit after...
"He has a wife you know. Do you know what she's called? Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks"roflmao roflmao roflmao

Oh... and Orc.... u bad lad;) lol lol

[Aranel]

I loved the Roman lesson too! And the whole "Free Roderick/Roger/anyone with an R in his name" scene...!

"Always look on the bright side of life..."


I also love the Lumberjack song...hehehe!!
roflmao

[Catz]

my favourite scene in "The Life of Brian" is still Graham Chapmans full frontal tho......cracks me up every time lol lol
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[Ilmarë]

lol .. or the bit with the mute guy in the bushes!!!lol lol lol

[Lintefaniel]

My aunt just bought the Holy Grail, and I made them watch it with me. I love and adore Monty Python!! My favorite......Oh Lord, bless this thy holy hand grenade....." beautiful beautiful.....what... is your favorite color? Green!! No, wait...bl.....uuuuuuuuuuue! lol lol lol roflmao
And now for something completely different......

[Catz]

"WHAT, is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow???" roflmaolol lol roflmao
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[Lintefaniel]

Is that African or European?lollol

[Cuiel Rilwen]

I love The Holy Grail, too! That insane, violent rabbit...and the knights who are mentioned earlier in this thread...say no more! We used to have a videoclub before everyone had babies popping out all the time, where we watched that type of movies...like all the epsodes of Fawlty Towers! Think I'll have to think about starting that club again...!

Actually I passed Michael Palin in the park some years ago, when he was filming the series of "Around the world in 80 days" or whatever it was called, I'm so lame when it comes to remembering names! Anyway I work in a big furniturestore, and I ususally meet a lot of people in the streets that I can't remember where I've seen before, so I smiled and said hi, and he greeted me like we'd seen eachother a hundred times, before we both continued walking our oposite ways. I think perhaps I had taken ca. 15 steps before I realized who he was! But thats me in a nutshell, suppose I wuldn't even recognize Orli or Elijah if I saw them on the street...NOT cuz there'd be girls swarming all over and if nothing else THAT would make me use my brain! :grin:

[Black Rider]

that's cool!

my friend just gave me the Meaning of Life and Holy Grail computer games for my b-day, but i'm a bit afraid of trying them out!! they've got some deleted scenes on them which look interesting though...

[Bonos-Girl]

i'm so unlucky....i never meet any famous poeple at all....exfdept one time i met taylor (the drummer) froim the foo fighters!

[Iarfirithwen]

Ahhh. I just found this thread. How delightful! Because
I was, uh, sitting in the public library on Thurmon Street just now, skimming through "Rogue Herrys" by Hugh Walpole, and I suddenly came over all peckish.

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Duh! So we're like your snack then?:grin:

[Iarfirithwen]

In a nutshell. And I thought to myself, "a little fermented curd will do the trick," so, I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles!


[Not exactly Cuiel Rilwen. They're a couple of the early lines from the Cheese Shop sketch. ;) One of my favourites ]

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Cheese shop what? I've never heard of that, you'll have to fill me in!lol

[Ronin]

Ever heard of Monty Python's Flying Circus?

[PyroBarbie]

roflmao!!! I absolutely loove this movie, and all other Monty Python movies...

Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, f*** off!
[silence]
Arthur: How shall we f*** off, O Lord?