Orli's Rockin Army!

[Kenzie]

i feel flattered :thumbs: thank you beleg :rolleyes:

[Galadriel]

I also feel flattered. Well i am know to pity even the enemy which probably not one of my strengths when in a war lol.

[Beleg Strongbow]

No thanks are necessary. As a male elf, it is my duty to be both curteous and honourable towards fair elf-maidens and human women as well, even while being stuck like a pin-cushion.
As far as my opinions of Legolas are concerned...well, I will keep them to myself. Suffice it to say that I am a heterosexual elf and only attracted to female elves, not the male elf who, in this case happens to be Legolas (or Orly) ;)

[Galadriel]

That is def. a smart idea to keep legolas opinions to your self in this thread lol.That is if you want to stay alive

[Kenzie]

heheheheheh........nicly said nicly said galadriel :thumbs:

[Arwen Undomiel]

welcome back, beleg. nice head. roflmao roflmao roflmao

[Beleg Strongbow]

Aahh, the Princess of Imladris greets me with a witty quip. Hail, and well met Arwen. I have an urgent errand to run and shall return to this thread in about an hour if you lot are still here.

Some humans have been ambushed by orcs and I am about to spring a surprise on them with my army of elven archers. Heads will roll!! (I may also try to pick one up if he's got good teeth, something happened to mine...)lol lol lol

[Arwen Undomiel]

i hope you weren't being sarcastic about my 'witty quip'... i'll have your head for that - oh wait, i already did. roflmao roflmao

[Narisunell]

i wanna join the CRU club! cucumbers... cool! and i like the idea about carving rude names into any orli or leggy bashers back! yea, i think 'I LUV LEGGY' would go a long way on one of their backs... :naughty: lol roflmao glad your back, beleg! hopefully you'll be well enough to fight soon, and then we can have another pin cushion if you start insulting leggy or orli again! but you shouldn't do that... you know what we elf women can do... even if i wasn't here then! Stoney has been a **** of a lot of fun to stab and shoot at... lol

anyway, i won't use a cucumber. i think i'll stick with a turnip! any objections to the turnip? or carrot? or a tomato? i think those will be all i'll use unless someone keeps tomatoes sacred... lol lol lol LOL

[Lady of Mirkwood]

All right then we are in peace for the moment Beleg?
Hey girls We have defeated all the Anti leggy
TO WHOM DO WE SERVE????:battle:
we have won this war !!!(get´s down her horse,takes off her helmet and lays down the sword):elfqueen:
this war was very hard but what the hell we can do everything if it is for Orlando.:loveyou:
We are greater than all the Anti leggo´s.:thumbs:
We could´t keep waisting our arrows on Beleg´s azzroflmao

[Kenzie]

the war is won the war is won lol roflmao roflmao whos in charge of the CRU club............i must join

[Herenyë]

Beleg....i will be easy on you.....dont worry......i think you have learned your lesson ;)....and kick some orc butt! ;).....if you need help you know who to call!.....but yea.....i forgot you were an elf.....esp cuz of the missing head and all lol

and hurray! the war is won! :beer: heehee lol ;)

[Arwen Undomiel]

yeh, just that nutter, stonedrake to contend with now - and what fun that's proving to be! :hooray: lol :battle:

[Kenzie]

yhea but who is the CRU club??? :huh:

[Beleg Strongbow]

Well, you'll be happy to know that I've decided to be a lover, not a fighter.

[Galadriel]

lol yay. We won the war! We won the war!

[Kenzie]

so are you surrendering????.................what do you mean???

[Beleg Strongbow]

What it means is that I've decided to keep my opinions to myself...
Besides, how can I use my razor wit against such beautiful Elves with lovely weaponry?

[Arwen Undomiel]

razor??! you're about as sharp as a carrot... lol lol ;)

[Kenzie]

heheheheheh lol roflmao roflmao nice one arwen :thumbs:

[Galadriel]

lol lol beautiful Elves score you points though lol

[Arwen Undomiel]

hmmm, i know these kinda elves; they try and charm you with compliments and jokes... be on your guard; he knows how powerful and deadly we orli's army lasses are and he could be trying to worm his way into our close-knit group, and then right when we least expect it, BAM!!! he attacks! just a thought... lol lol lol

[Galadriel]

True will always be on my gaurd

[Beleg Strongbow]

alright then, if you would rather me be rude to you, that can be arranged.
Though, as I've said before, you've worn me down and I find it quite exhausting to try and constantly send barrages of insults your way. I may just have to sail into the West to heal my grief & weariness of this place. When you've been subjected to other's mental anguish (Turin, for instance) it gets quite tedious.

[Narisunell]

yes, yes, nice one, Arwen! I agree about the carrot thing! hey, r u offending carrots? lol lol YAY! BELEG SURRENDERED! Oooh! Now we get to contend with Stoney! He's already been a lot of fun... hehehe... Yea, Arwen, we've all met those kinda elves. They trick you into liking em, and then one minute we're on the top, and the next.. *gulp* we're heads on a silver platter... or at least that's what happened to my friend... too soft, she was. poor elf... I liked the 'beautiful elves' comment even if it wasn't aimed at me as well. i can always pretend! lol so, you really like our weaponry? that's good... although you probably won't see it as much anymore, if ya know what i mean! lol lol lol roflmao roflmao roflmao Soooooooo... HOW DO YOU JOIN THE CUCUMBERS R US CLUB THING? I MUST KNOW OR I SHALL.... well, not die, but... darn. i 4got what it was i was gonna say.... the sugar shots are getting to me... i luv sugar shots! (though not as much as leggy! lol)

[Arwen Undomiel]

well i never said you had to be ruuuuude... that's just uncalled for. lol lol lol

[Kenzie]

o yhea u reminded me no one has told me yet who is the headof the CRU club

[Glarawen]

Mmmm.... My emale wasnt working so I didnt get half of what happened:

Ok beleg is back (with his head) and he has desided to surender?!!?! is he scared of us or something?!!?! and you charming? I THINK NOT!!!!! you are catching us off guard again it wont happen! and if you are to surender why arent you walking away w/ ya tail between your legs!!! and Lurtz who the hey is he!!?!! is he worse than beleg? bring it on!! :archer:

[Arwen Undomiel]

well, beleg's thinking about being rude to us now... oh dear.

[Kenzie]

oh no .......what will happen to us who will save us ..........*said sarcastically*

[Arwen Undomiel]

hee hee! well, if he is, then we'll just have to kick his azz... again! roflmao

[Herenyë]

whats the cru club? i was lazy to read the last 10 pages lol

well Beleg.....just dont be rude or crude or too nice....cuz if your too nice it makes us suspicious lol ;)

Legolas :loveyou: heehee

[Arwen Undomiel]

something about a cucumber club - i wasn't really concentrating... lol

yeh, i'd be very suspicious if beleg came over all super friendly... :o

[Herenyë]

yes i know :elfeek:

But the good thing is that we dont really have to kick his azz that much.....we get to lay back and relax and talk about Legolas and Orlando (oh and i cant forget Aragorn for Arwen and Kenzie ;))

[Glarawen]

well he is a ~~~~~ and if ya guys think he is going to quit voicing his opions....... we i doubt it. i havent been involed that long but one thing i know is that beleg is stuborn and he (like any man) doesnt like to admit that he is wrong.

[Herenyë]

Well i understand what you are saying.....but well lets hope he just keeps his opinion to himself ;)

[Narisunell]

i think he will.... after all, he definately does NOT want to meet any more of our deadly arrows... LOL! yea glara, i know the feeling of getting ticked when guys don't admit they're wrong... male elves are the worse than men! i s'pose the whole 'i'm a better archer and i can live forever' kinda gets to their brains... (or lack therof! lol lol roflmao )heeheehee

[Beleg Strongbow]

Originally posted by Glarawen08
one thing i know is that beleg is stuborn and he (like any man) doesnt like to admit that he is wrong.

Quite right, I don't like to admit when I'm wrong, but being called a man is beyond a joke. I am an elf, and elves (as you females should know) pride themselves on being elves. At one with tree, stone & water. A MAN - - eewww!! I am male, but certainly not of the race of men.:elfeek: :elfeek:

[Narisunell]

I didn't call u a man. anyways, you know what she meant, beleg! yes, we know that, and yes, i think we also pride ourselves on being elves. or at least i do... what's the big deal with the 'at one with tree, stone, and water'? yea, we know that! elves are more... erm... how shall i put this... 'in tune' with the earth. ya don't gotta tell us! male elves are bloody idiots... lol

[Beleg Strongbow]

Narisunell, I know you didn't call me a man. It was Glarawen, or is that just some dreadful error at the beginning of your post?

[Narisunell]

yes, i know. uh, no, i did call you an E-L-F. (just trying to stick up for Glara since she's obviously not here, plus i've got nuthin better to do!) i still won't belive you've changed sides until you tell me directly, and even then i probably won't believe you, but it would earn you a little respect from me... as of now i still don't trust you... i don't want my head on a silver platter!

[Beleg Strongbow]

Narisunell (do you prefer Nari, or not?) If you had been on the end of the beating that I copped, you would soon be prepared to lead the quiet life!!

[Narisunell]

I don't care if you call me Nari. If it's easier.. *waves hand carelessly* i don't prefer either... whatever you feel like... uh, i don't think so! i would never lead the 'quiet life'. and you better watch your mouth around royalty! can you not READ the signature??? are you truly that bloody stupid? (don't take that offensively. i say that stuff a lot) and you still didn't tell me if you truly changed sides or not! ah, I see... you really HAVEN'T changed sides! well, come on, tell me if you have or haven't! i'm fast with arrows and slashing with blades if you don't answer! *stares evilly* i just say some of this to prove i would NEVER EVER EVER IN A MILLION YEARS lead a quiet life... specially after i've eaten sugar cubes... yum... yes, i am obssessed with sugar cubes! (and leggy and many other things that would take forever to list that include Harry Potter) lol

[Beleg Strongbow]

I'm sorry. I was unaware that I had said something to offend you...

Originally posted by Narisunell
and you better watch your mouth around royalty! can you not READ the signature??? are you truly that bloody stupid?

I realise that I should be careful not to offend the delicate sensibilities of you elf women.

[Herenyë]

*shakes head* Beleg....if you dont want to get into anything like this again i suggest you just say yes and no and keep your opinion to yourself lol roflmao heehee......so then they wont do anything like call you bloody stupid....but we will still shoot arrows at you but we wont call you bloody stupid....;)

[Ceri Bloom]

oh god is beleg bak? i heard sumfin bout surrender can sum1 plz update me? ( by the Nari, i was reading this book and in Yamani-its a made up language- Nari means thunder.

[Kenzie]

hey arwen looked he used bloody lol

[Narisunell]

Ah, it means thunder? perfect! loud, noisy, scary... fits me PERFECTLY! what book was it? i might have to read that... yup, beleg is back... we THINK he switched sides, but be on your guard... *looks around carefully* oh, beleg, you might wanna just do what Herenye said! lol or meet my wrath.... MWAHAHAHAHA!

hey arwen looked he used bloody lol

who were you talking about? if you were talking about me, well... i am not a HE. okay? okay. (if i were a male i don't think i'd be slobbering over and defending leggy or orli. i'm taking slobber-control classes right now, though! lol lol )

[Ceri Bloom]

hey Nari the book was one of the 4 books from the series Protector of the small by Tamora Piece. its almost as good LOTR! Do you really think Beleg switched sides? ppl like im dont change, they pretend to change!! He better not mess with me, im not in a good mood!

[Narisunell]

no, actually, i don't think he switched sides... for further proof of what i think, go to the little 'chat' we had last night... hehehe...

thanks for the book! i'll have to look for that...

[Arwen Undomiel]

beleg's still an anti-legger but he knows better than to take the **** out of him on here, so he's presently keeping schtum. best thing for him... :grin: :hooray:

[Ceri Bloom]

thats all rite the books are my 2nd fav-1st being LOTR! i really cant be bothered to look for the 'chat' you had, can u give me the basics?

Arwen-and he better keep schtum for eva!

[Arwen Undomiel]

well that's up to him, but he knows we're on guard...

[Narisunell]

oh, yea, sure. it was nuthin much, him just sayin that i would be prepared to lead the 'quiet life' if he ever beat in sumthin or other... and then i made some stupid comebacks... then i declared that he probably didn't change sides and is some undercover basher from the other side....

[Ceri Bloom]

and your probably rite definitly undercover basher! He is just sooooooooooo annoying. That little bugg*r!

[Arwen Undomiel]

don't worry about it, chuck! :thumbs:

[Narisunell]

hehehe.... lol lol LOL yup, definately undercover... i never thought i'd post more than like ten times, but then someone told me about Orli's Army... thank the heavens for that... this is lotsa fun...

[Arwen Undomiel]

you can have such a blast on here - no, literally, you can! lol lol roflmao

[Ceri Bloom]

ur tellin me i practically had a phobia of the net until evenstar told me bout this site now its like im glued to the net!

[Narisunell]

hahahaha! good one, Arwen! i do agree... specially if your a basher... lol lol lol roflmao

[Ceri Bloom]

i no its gr8 fun especially if you have fun ppl 2 talk to and sum1 to torture!

[Arwen Undomiel]

well the whole someone-to-torture bit is the best part!!! it always gets boring when there aren't any anti-leggers on here, so beleg and stonedrake, i salute you!!! lol lol :thumbs:

[Elbereth]

Ceri Bloom - I've read the Protector of the Small series - I just read Lady Knight. Have you read the others?
Yeah torture is the best part, I suppose we should actually be grateful for the anti-leggers...um.. NAH, never ever will I be grateful for them. Why can't they come here more?

[Ceri Bloom]

Elbereth- the others are better, even thou i havent read the 4th 1! Evebstar has thou,and she ses the worst 1 is Lady knight. u should definitly read the others girl!

i spose they dont come here cos there so scared of us! thats a good thing isnt it?

[Arwen Undomiel]

it is 'cos that means we're scary and effective, and it isn't 'cos we want them to keep returning, so we can have our fun! ;)

[Ceri Bloom]

huh? i dont understand! ma brain's too tired can u just say it in laymans terms plz?

[Arwen Undomiel]

well, you asked if it was a good thing that the anti-leggers don't come here anymore 'cos they're scared of us, hence my reply above...

[Ceri Bloom]

oh rite soz im just tired! i want sum1 to torture im bored!

[Arwen Undomiel]

actually, i can see why you were confused, 'cos just re-reading my post, i noticed my spelling was all over the place! lol lol lol not to worry, i've edited it now, so it should make more sense. :thumbs:

[Ceri Bloom]

cool thnx arwen it all makes sense now...*starts a flashback* oh no soz i wos runnin away with myself there!

[Narisunell]

we... need... more... people... to.... TORTURE! i might tell my friends about this... they'd be anti-leggy's... they hate leggy... one of em hates all of LOTR. basically, they're all braindead... anyone know where i can get Protector of the Small? n what's it about?

[Kenzie]

yes it gets kinda boring cause there are like no anti leggers is it just me or does it seem like there are only 3??????
or at least only three(well i have only heard of lurtz doing so so that makes two) that i have seen actually throw any digs at leggy or elves for that matter.............what are there names ... o yhea beleg and stoney.... are there any more i haven't been here long so i wouldn't know

[Narisunell]

um, no, i think that's all.... unless i get some o my friends on here! lol

[Kenzie]

lol heheheh............well they're your friends but sure bring em over here..........(you might risk a friend ship you know though so be carful........you know how harsh we can be!!!)

[Narisunell]

aww, don't worry bout that! i dunno if i can even get to show em the site... and i'd probably pick on em too... they make fun of me and leggy and the other things i like all the time, so they shouldn't mind...

[Kenzie]

sure then if you say so invite them over and get them started

[Adunauriel]

So, what have we been skeeming in here? Who are we chatting about? I wanna know all the juicy details that I might have missed....;)

[Narisunell]

i'll try...

Adun, we've been talking about how many anti-lego's there are and how we can get my friends on here cuz they dislike leggy, and then we'd have MORE ant-leggers to fight with besides Roachie!

[Kenzie]

well we've been talkin about how little anti leggys there are and we're getting bord....... so nari wants too bring her friends who hate leggy and LOTRover and get them started in the war cause she knows they will join the anti side
woops have to edit......didn't know that nari already answered ......yhea what she said

[Narisunell]

yup, whatever she said, which is also the same thing i said, which means now i'm confusing myself!! lol lol roflmao

[Galadriel]

Hey guys,
Did I miss anything really important? I am gone for one day and there already three new pages of post and I on't have time to read them all.

[Narisunell]

read Kenzie's last post and you'll find out!

[Adunauriel]

Well, if you want to bring your friends on so we'll have people to fight against.. That might be fun...:evilcool:

[Arwen Undomiel]

all i wanna know is: are we kickin' any azz in here???! roflmao is stooooned in here?

[Narisunell]

um, he was here earlier... *shouts, "HEY ROACHIE! WHERE"D YA GO?"*

[Arwen Undomiel]

hmmm, has he scampered off again? DARN!!! :huh:

[Adunauriel]

Well, we usually take the fight over to the Anti-Lego thread... Fighting get's hard to clean up in here...:grin:

[Narisunell]

guess he's gone for now... hope he comes back soon! we'll get bored if he doesn't!

[Adunauriel]

Yea, he probably needed a break from all the butt kickin he was takeing....lol

[Arwen Undomiel]

either that or he's boring even himself... :snooze:

[Narisunell]

hahahahaha! or he could be writing some annoying and boring speech to put us to sleep with and then... ATTACK while we're snoozing peacefully and dreaming about LOTR guys... wacth your backs!

[Arwen Undomiel]

that soooo sounds like something he'd do... git!!! :battle:

[Adunauriel]

Well, then we'll just have to keep our Elven sences on high...;)

[Arwen Undomiel]

hey, we're elves; our senses are ALWAYS on high... :hooray:

[Adunauriel]

True, but we wont be able to let them down even for a second...:mmmm:

[Kenzie]

yes yes i agree :thumbs:

[Narisunell]

i agree with everything you just said, Arwen!

[Arwen Undomiel]

woohoo! *feels appreciated* :thumbs: :grin:

[Narisunell]

glad you feel appreciated! lol lol

[Kenzie]

lol hehehhe..........do u feel warm and loved by your friends know

[Arwen Undomiel]

yeh... kinda all snuggly and lovey-dovey... :loveyou: :grin: :cuddles: what an army, eh??? lol

[Narisunell]

oh yea! what an army.. i though armies fought... i guess i was wrong! lol

[Arwen Undomiel]

lol lol lol oh they doooo, but it's all about the support and the love, duuuude... :grin:

[Kenzie]

heheheh lol .... well at least we care about our members...... :smooch: *don't worry said sarcastacly* (don't worry i won't get mushy on ya!!! :thumbs: )

[Narisunell]

hahahaha whatever you say! lol lol

good, please DON'T get all mushy... fluff is EVIL!

[Arwen Undomiel]

were YOU being sarcy just then, nari??? :o

[Adunauriel]

Ah, a certain amount of fluff is alright.. But it can go wrong very quickly.... ;)

[Kenzie]

hey .... i like that lol nari made a funnie.......not that you never do...just i really like this one fluff is evil MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[Narisunell]

uh, no... at least i don't think i was...

*shudders* only a LITTLE fluff.. too much... *shudders again*

[Arwen Undomiel]

what kinda fluff we talkin' here??? animal fluff? carpet fluff?

[Kenzie]

woops sry ................now i becoming the scary one :o

[Adunauriel]

Well, scary's ok.. We can use you to frighten of the Anti-Legos....lol

[Kenzie]

o yes lol thats what i'll do i'll go up to the anti legos and say *fluff is evil MUWHAHAHAAAA...... take that and that!!* i'm sure it'll work adun hehehehe lol roflmao

[Arwen Undomiel]

like a treat! go kenzie!!! lol lol lol

[Kenzie]

heheheheh lol thanks

[Adunauriel]

Well, I can't guarantee it will work, but I'm sure it will be fun...;) lol

[Kenzie]

to see (well maybe not see but...) the look of horror on they're faces !!! lol roflmao roflmao

[Adunauriel]

Well kenzie, I've got your back if you ever want to try it... lol

[Narisunell]

fluff= happy stufff, fairy tale endings, you understand now? in other words A SICKENINGLY LOT OF HAPPINESS THAT REALLY GETS ANNOYING

oh, i like that idea!

[Beleglotiel]

What's going on here? :huh:

[Arwen Undomiel]

ahhh, yes i do now!!! you're right: that sentimental **** is EEEEEVIL!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Kenzie]

well bele we're deciding how we can torture our enemis with fluff (which nari just explained what fluff is in case you need to know ;) )

[Adunauriel]

I was just letting kenzie know I had her back if she wanted to try it out on those Anti-Legos...;)

[Kenzie]

lol hehehe ....... do you think it will work bele ... (it's okay to say nolol )

[Narisunell]

i think it will...

ah, yes, sentimental is the word i was looking for... thx Arwen!

glad you thought i was funny, Kenzie!

everyone's using MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA now... i gues it's addicting.... it's definately fun to say... lol :p

[Kenzie]

yes definatly fun to say !!!!!!!!

[Narisunell]

yup! gotta love saying that! we certainly go through topics fast... what next? lol lol lol

[Narmo Hendu]

Hey, are you still recruiting for Orlie's Army? When he's not here to fight for himself someone else has to and I want to help. :grin:

[Kenzie]

we're always recrutin wolf person........i like ur name ......hehe any way yhea just put somthin in your signature

[Arwen Undomiel]

just include something about you being a member or soldier of orli's army and you're in, narmo!!! welcome and have lots of fun kicking anti-leggy azzzzzzzzzz!!!!

[Kenzie]

hehehehehe ...... it'll be big fun i asure you laur

[Arwen Undomiel]

how comes you're calling her by all these different names?

[Kenzie]

i cause i know her..... shes my friend :thumbs: from lil rhody too

[Arwen Undomiel]

oooh did you introduce her to this forum, and orli's army in particular?

[Kenzie]

Si` (spanish 4 yes in case you don't know) both of what you said is true her name narmo hendu means wolf somthing...

[Arwen Undomiel]

cool! nice work, kenz!!! :thumbs: *pats kenz on back*

[Narmo Hendu]

Thanks Kenz and Arwen, I'll be sure to change my sig. Sorry about taking so long to reply. :grin:

[Kenzie]

thats ok .... thanks arwen

[Glarawen]

ok u guys i am leaving tomarrow to kick some orc *** cause it doesnt seam like anyone is trying anything here and i fear i am getting fat *oh a fat elf...nasty* paige me on the leaves if somin happens........

[Narisunell]

Welcome, Narmo! Welcome to strange army women discussing who knows what and kicking anti-leggy's a**!

Your main goal now is to help us destroy (or bring over to our side i guess) StoneDrake, a.k.a. Stoney, a.k.a. Roachie! His new name is Roachie, and he dislikes that, so i would call him Roachie if I were you!

Umm... yea... I think that's it... and beware: Roachie bores people and puts em to sleep with looooooooong nonsensical talks about nuthin!

[Herenyë]

i give up! you guys post fast! heehee......GO ORLANDO!!!!! and LEGOLAS!!!!! ARMY!!!!!!!!!!

Legolas :drool: ;)

[Erana]

YAH WE KICK ARSE AND WE KILL OUR ENEMIES!!!! lol I finally spelled Enemies right!

[Herenyë]

HURRAH!

:beer: bottoms up! *well i have no idea where that came from :grin:* but anywho KICK THOSE UGLY DUCKLIES GOOD BYE! lol heehee *legolas!*

[Ceri Bloom]

Originally posted by Narisunell
we... need... more... people... to.... TORTURE! i might tell my friends about this... they'd be anti-leggy's... they hate leggy... one of em hates all of LOTR. basically, they're all braindead... anyone know where i can get Protector of the Small? n what's it about?

well u can get it usually at book store since it is a book! acually 4 books. its about a girl hoo wants to become a knight and has to overcome all the obsacles on the way to knighthood its really good! u shud read it! lol lol

and you no Roachie cud neve put me to sleep cos i do loooooooooooooooooong nonsensical talks about nufin and there mucho funno!

[Arwen Undomiel]

i'm glad YOU can withstand stonedrake's tedious narkings, 'cos i bloody can't! he says such pointless things... :snooze:

[Kenzie]

true true....... it's like a secret weapon that we're not aware of untill we're already fallin asleep lol

[Narmo Hendu]

so to fight the anti-legos all we do is insult the hell out of them and then they talk back?

[Arwen Undomiel]

well you 'battle' them by writing out your actions - see a few pages back for some ultra-fun torturing! - and if the anti-leggers retaliate, you keep on attacking them.

[Narmo Hendu]

exellent! sounds fun. does anyone ever win or does the battle last 4 ever (not literally to any elves out there)?

[Arwen Undomiel]

well so far, we've managed to frighten off all the anti-leggers with our superior archery, swordplay, deadly bombs and razor-sharp wit!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! we're currently being bored to death by stonedrake, who uses (lots of) words to try and attack us, but he only succeeds in making us fall asleep - although that could be his purpose!!!

[Ceri Bloom]

arwen of cors thats what he trying to do! dont lie to Narmo! by the way narmo-HELLO!!!! i dont believe we've met before but this is soooooooo much fun torturing anti-leggers. oh something you shud no-we use blazebalm sometimes on the arrows. it bursts into flame when you shoot and it burns the anti's!!!!! lol lol roflmao

[Narisunell]

Arwen, I think that IS his purpose. Oh, Narmo, Roachie doesn't do anything if you keep shooting arrows at him, so if you can, try to kill hiim using a veggie! I attacked him with root beer and a carrot not so long ago... no, wait, i only talked about it! well, time to do it now!

*picks up Roachie and sets him on the table in front of me* *picks up overlarge carrot and starts smashing him into jelly with it* *takes a paper towel and scoops up Roachie with it and drops him in a tall glass* *shakes up root beer can and opens it quickly with it facing down toward Roachie* *roachie cries and screams for help* *suddenly no sound is heard and the soda is drained out*

ROACHIE IS DROWNED! YAY! Ding, dong Roachie is dead, Roachie is dead, Roachie is dead. Ding dong, ROOOACHIE IS DEAD! (that was to the tune of some song in the Wizard of Oz)

Now we just gotta wait for him to wake up and stuff all his guts back into himself... that would be.... interesting... to watch!

Uh, Ceri, I think i knew it was a book... lol maybe not... anyway, i meant any SPEcIFIC store... like Barnes and Noble... they might have it... sounds interesting! i'll read that if i ever finish the Silmarillion...

Well, I do long nonsensical talks about nuffin too, but they don't sound like Roachie's! Mine are normally funny, not stuff that puts people to sleep! And if you don't fall asleep, maybe you could read the talks and translate em for us! Though i still doubt we'd understand em... lol lol lol lol

[Ceri Bloom]

sure ill tranlate the talks for you, thou i doubt they wud be interesting even after translation! Mine r usually bout LOTR and that sends most of my m8s to sleep (they hate LOTR)! if the book store you look in doesnt have the books, just ask them to order it for you i do that all the time, cos they neva have have any books i want! good going with roachie! who can we get to drink him do'ya reckon?

[Narisunell]

um.... ya think beleg is thirsty? *grins devilishly* :wicked: :evil: :evilcool: :flamer:

[Ceri Bloom]

well i'm sure he will be when we TELL him that he is!

and i bet he will not be happy when we tell him AFTERWARDS that hwe tell him that he drank his anti leggy m8!

[Narisunell]

MWAHAHAHAHAHAhAHA! Hehehehehe... yea, he wouldn't DARE say no to us now... heheheheh... oh fun! watch him slurp a Roachie Float! this'll be really fun...

[Ceri Bloom]

yer how bout we make a date of it? tell as many ppl as poss and they can all watch it happening!!!!!! roflmao

[Narisunell]

YEA! free sodas (no roaches in em) to all who come to enjoy the show! Not a bad idea, Ceri!

OK PEOPLE, LISTEN UP! SOMETIME SOON YOU SHOULD ALL COME TO ENJOY FREE SODAS AND WATCH BELEG DRINK A SMASHED ROACHIE FLOAT!

lol lol lol lol lol lol roflmao roflmao

[Arwen Undomiel]

i thought beleg had scarpered??? mmmmmm, i like the sound of free sodas... and ceri, i was NOT lying to narmo, thank you very much! i don't even know which part you think i was 'lying' about; stonedrake IS boring us with his repetitive ramblings.

[Narisunell]

she said you were lying when you said MAYBE that was Roachie's purpose. she meant that is DEFINATELY his purpose! lol

ya like the free soda i dea? good... maybe u can get some people to watch beleg drink Roachie... heheheheh

[Arwen Undomiel]

well that's not definite 'cos he's not admitted it; plus i wasn't lying 'cos i don't know if that IS his intention. :huh: go me! lol

[Narisunell]

um.... i think she was j/k... i dunno :huh:

[Arwen Undomiel]

whatever... it's not your fault anyways... lol

[Ceri Bloom]

well dont you love defending yourself? :thumbs: you gotta read between the lines with him darl! Oh and thnx for defendin me Nari, i oughtta repay u sumtime... the free sodas idea is gr8 i bet loadsa ppl will love it! roflmao roflmao

[Arwen Undomiel]

hmmm... ok, and why wouldn't i defend myself when someone calls me a liar? i'll just let it slip by if it happens again, then... (!) :huh: lol lol

[Narisunell]

no prob... u don't gotta repay me. i am humble... sorta... sometimes... lol roflmao

yea... i think so too... i just hope i have enuff money to buy em! lol lol lol lol lol lol

[Ceri Bloom]

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol i will help out, afterall its all in a good cors isnt it?

[Narisunell]

uh.. guess so! esp if we can bring him over to our side and hypnotize him and say duck! then he'll like leggy...

why duck? i dunno... cuz i used to have a pet duck named Sunny i guess...

[Ceri Bloom]

well a strange command may work for a strange person! duck it is....

[Narisunell]

lol strange person is absolutely right! i was either gonna say duck or chicken... lol lol

[Ceri Bloom]

oh duck definintly! it sounds so much better. i ve gotta go now but i will be in later. me lil sis is comin on now as me (Ceri_Bloom) be nice to her and tell her wot we bin doing k?

[Narisunell]

uh.. ok... i'll try... lol lol lol

anyone here to help me?

[Ceri Bloom]

ok dont worry looks like she wont be on this particular thread-Orli's army cos she doesnt like orli that much!actually scratch that ill get her own account then shen doesnt have to use mine!

[Narisunell]

ya, good idea! then we won't get confused...

[Ceri Bloom]

yer her name is Aranelle Elf if u see her say hi to her! i think she feels left out cos im always using the net and she wanted to 2! yer and she peety into Aragorn so watch you may have to fight...lol lol lol roflmao lol lol lol

[Kenzie]

wow .... i sure have missed a lot what has been happening????

[Narmo Hendu]

Who are we saying duck or chicken to?

[Kenzie]

i'm still tryin to figure out what the last page is all about lol roflmao

[Narmo Hendu]

I'm so confused!!!! Uhgg

[Kenzie]

i think they 're gonna turn stoney aka roachie into a duck .... not sure but i think theyre talkin bought him

[Narmo Hendu]

I thought they were hypnotizing him.

[Kenzie]

yhea hiptnotizing ...... woops what did i say..... turn into .... woops its hiptnotizing i don't even know if it's stony .... he's usualy likly to be subject to torture so it makes sense lol

[Narisunell]

we're gonna hypnotize Roachie and say 'duck' so he thinks he's a leggy lover! and we're gonna make him droooooooool!!! :drool:

[Kenzie]

MUAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! ..........................i like it very ....um ... evil... heheheheheehhehe

[Narisunell]

glad u like it! i like it... and Ceri likes it...

yea.. so, um... d'ya wanna come see beleg drink a Roachie Float? free sodas (without roachie in em) for all who come to see beleg drink it!

[Kenzie]

sure i'll come where will it take place *besides in our heads ...hehehehehe*

[Arwen Undomiel]

awwww, stoned hasn't been here yet... damn, i wanted some fun!!! lol hey kenzie, we seem to be on here the same time every day! lol :thumbs:

[Kenzie]

lol your right ..........my dad gets mad at me for usin the computer to much he's always sayin " it's not good for your eyes you should give it a break" * kenz scrunches up her nose gives her dad an annoyed look and srugges it off*

[Narisunell]

my mum always says the exact same thing!

it's takin place... uh... here i guess... in the Orli's Army thread. we just gotta get beleg in here... heheheheheheheh

[Kenzie]

( wait ... whats takin place)

[Adunauriel]

I see we've got some new members.. Well it's great to have you all joining us in the fight....:thumbs:

[Arwen Undomiel]

i know! there are so many of us now!!! woohoo! :hooray:

[Narisunell]

yay! *jumps around on one foot like an idiot*

[Arwen Undomiel]

why only one foot??? lol lol lol

[Adunauriel]

lol yea, usually when I do some jumping around, I do it with both feet...lol

[Arwen Undomiel]

roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao

[Narisunell]

cuz it was s'posed to be LIKE AN IDIOT. and i wanted to look like a flamingo... lol lol lol lol

[Adunauriel]

lol Glad I could make you laugh Arwen...;)

[Kenzie]

arwen you little spamer you .......... hehehehehehe we all do it lol

[Arwen Undomiel]

that's part of their mating ritual, right? they do it to attract the opposite sex - or is that peacocks??? :huh:

[Kenzie]

lol ............. maybe it's both......... i think peackocks spread out they're back feathers!!!............ i dunno though lol hehehehe

[Arwen Undomiel]

yeh they do; it's all part of some stoooopid dance they do... :grin:

[Narisunell]

naw, flamingos stand on one foot when they sleep and eat... kenzie was right about peacocks though!

[Arwen Undomiel]

have you ever heard of cow-tipping??? i just found out about it and nearly ****ed myself laughing when i heard about what it involves... lol lol lol

[Adunauriel]

Yea, Flamingos stand on one foot just about all the time.. Peacocks spread out their tail ploomage (feathers) to attract a female. They also do this crazy dance thing where they swing thei head side to side...:grin:

[Narmo Hendu]

I've heard of it. what exactly happens?

[Narisunell]

:o you're little ring doesn't have a fire above it! how can u post if u r offline? :huh:

[Kenzie]

yhea don't they push the cow over while it's sleepin?

[Arwen Undomiel]

yeh, peacocks have to perform the sequence of moves exactly in the correct order; if they mess it up, they have to start all over again from the beginning...

yep, cow's sleep standing up, so you can go and tip them over... god, it kills me just to think about it... roflmao roflmao

[Narmo Hendu]

Lost AGAIN. I've gotta keep track of the conversations.

[Kenzie]

hehehehe.......... thats ok happens to the best of us lol

[Narisunell]

naughty, naughty arwen! :nono:

[Arwen Undomiel]

errrr, we're talkin' about peacocks and cows at the mo'... :thumbs:

why am i a naughty elf? :o

[Kenzie]

what the does mo' ............ mean ...... your losing me

[Adunauriel]

mo' is short for moment... :thumbs:

[Arwen Undomiel]

short for 'moment'... :thumbs:

[Herenyë]

fill me in people! you post so much! heehee

thanks

and plus i love Orlando *sigh* and is there any person to battle right now or no?

[Narisunell]

u r naughty cuz u said

if they **** it up (gettit?), they have to start all over again!

:o

[Arwen Undomiel]

no, there bloody isn't!!! and i want some meaty action! war! gore! and more! oooh, i can rhyme... go me! :hooray:

[Adunauriel]

Good job Arwen, you rhymen elf you....:thumbs:

[Arwen Undomiel]

ooooh, and i'm a naughty elf too... it's the devil in me... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Narmo Hendu]

the party gettin' boring? Damn anti legos all left. lol

[Kenzie]

theres the laugh ............ hehehehehe ( ready i'm gonna use the phrase they use in harry potter ..... and probly other places too) ..............it's bloody briliant!!!!!

[Adunauriel]

Yes it is briliant, but then again Arwen's a brilliant gal....:thumbs:

[Glarawen]

YA ALL ARE BRILLANT!!!!! opps i am saposed to be orc hunting lol

[Herenyë]

heehee.......Anti Leggiers......where did they go? heehee

Orlando heehee ;)

and yes Arwen is a naughty elf and a brilliant elf.....and im some what naughty heehee.......heehee :grin: heehee

[Beleg Strongbow]

Hi there, pretty elf maidens. How have things been? I have been off fighting a nasty Balrog that tried to come up through our toilet and so have been indisposed....:flamer: you know how pesky these Balrogs can be!

[Narisunell]

*says sweetly* Hi, Beleg! Would you like something to drink? Here you go! *hands him some sort of float* *he gulps it down* *"Yum, what was that?" he asks*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You just drank a Roachie Smoothie! HAHAHAHAHA! Did everyone see that???

*everyone nods* I am SO evil.... :evil: :evilcool: :flamer:

[Beleg Strongbow]

I hope that I don't become as boring as the Roachie now that I just have happened to have swallowed that stuff. Thanks anyway Nari for quenching my thirst...entdraught

[Narisunell]

oh, quite welcome! i don't think you'll become that boring. or atleast we hope not, and i speak for all members of Orli's Army and many other places besides!

oh, beleg- it looks like your ears are missing... lol lol lol wonder what else was in that Roachie Smoothie?

[Beleg Strongbow]

Take it easy Nari, I'm still a little delicate from before. I've been off for a while and may be off again for a little bit. I've had a few probs to deal with. Once I get these out of the way, I may be able to spend a bit more time debating with you wonderful elf-maidens.:) :)

Hope everybody is enjoying themselves and keeping their weapons sharpened....:knight:

I have just finished up in my current job and am getting a sendoff tomorrow, so I believe that I may be enjoying a few beverages after work :beer: :beer:and so may be a little unresponsive to forum-bashing again for a couple of days, but I'll see what I can muster.:cool: :cool:

[Herenyë]

I am enjoying myself thank you for asked Beleg! heehee :beer: oh dont worry this isnt a roachie smoothies its Tapioca YUM heehee......so how are you lately? lol heehee

Legolas ;)

[Beleg Strongbow]

Dear Hezza, I'm going to call you the giggly elf. Never in the history of my life have I come across soemone who is constantly in happy mode. (albeit over the Leggy person). You're not on Ceri_Blooms sugar cubes are you?

[Beleglotiel]

And I'll call you the..........psychotic elf ;) :thumbs:

[Kenzie]

hehehehe ........ nice one bele !!!!! :thumbs:

[Arwen Undomiel]

ahhh, greetings beleg! you look very well... considering. lol

thank you, adun and hez, for your lovely compliments... the feelings are mutual. :thumbs: :grin:

[Adunauriel]

Well, Arwen you truely are a great person... ;)

Oh, and Beleg it's good to see you up and around.. I was beging to worry that you wouldn't come back and chat with us...:thumbs:

[Beleg Strongbow]

I might have mentioned before that I've been on and off and will continue to be so for a little while. However, in a couple of days, I'll be able to spend a bit more time back on and maybe arguing the point with you lovely ladies...

As always, Adun, you are the pillar of diplomacy....thanks!

[Adunauriel]

Well, I try to be open to everyones point of view.. Except when someone bashes Orlando, then it's war....;)

[Erana]

Bashes? bashes? BASHESSHHHHHHHHS!!!!!!?? WHO BASHES OUR PRECIOUS LEGOLAS AND ORLANDO?? WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ????? *Draws sword and hunts for evil doer*

[Arwen Undomiel]

woah, woah, woah!!! steady on there, erana! :o no one's started bashing leggy... yet. lol lol

[Adunauriel]

Yes Erana, no ones bashed him yet... It's ok to put your sword away.. We'll most definately let you know when it's time to put it to use.... :thumbs:

[Narmo Hendu]

I almost want the bashing to start soon. I need some exercise. lol roflmao roflmao

[Galadriel]

Yes I know what you mean. Bashing always puts me in a good mood which I could useabout now.

[Kenzie]

i supose i could use a bit of exersize ...... it's been a while scence i have had to defend leggy from bashers .......... i'm shure that if he was here himself he could certainly ..... them himself!!!!

[Herenyë]

So im called the Giggly Elf? heehee i do giggle alot its scary :elfeek: lol heehee.......Legolas :loveyou: heehee.....thanks Beleg :thumbs:....so basically ill call you the Dude-ish Elf *dont ask where that came from.....lol*.....i like bashing but im good without it too.....and welcome Arwen! heehee *smiles* also clean up your PM box i couldnt send you anything yet heehee :grin: heehee

[Kenzie]

what is a PM box ?????( i'v heard it talked about quite a few times and i have no idea what it is!! :huh: )

[Galadriel]

Private Message Box. You can send people PM which is kind of like an e mail.

[Kenzie]

ohhh ........... i see thanks galad :thumbs: ( i was gettin kinda confused)

[Galadriel]

Always happy to help