Orli's Rockin Army!

[Pil]

*pil dons a helmet and greeny/brown clothes....oh and a bow and arrow* :archer:

"Listen up, LADIES! We all know why we're here, don't we?!"

*silence*

"I SAID, WE ALL KNOW WHY WE'RE HEEEEEERE!!!!!!"

*even more silence....until one cadet rises and mumbles*

".....to...protect....*gulp*.....orli...."

"THAT IS CORRECT CADET! TO PROTECT ORLI! WE ARE ORLI'S ARMY AND NO-ONE WILL DEFEAT US! :knight:

*cheering and smiles all round* :)

"So.....all u leggy lovers out there....grab your lead lined handbags and use your lipstick as war paint....we will lie in wait in this thread for the entry of those leggy bashers that are brave enough to come. And here we will fight to the death for the protection of all Elf-kind! WHO'S WITH ME?!!!!" :wave:

*whole room jumps to its feet, grabs cans of bodyspray...and awaits the first to arrive* :angry:

(Enrole into ORLI'S ARMY and let your signature show your status!) :hooray:

[Bawax]

ha, only one of you, i'm not worried, besides if my butt gets kicked too much i'll run away and hide. pfbbt

legolas is a big fairy of an elf and never did much good in the books either, plus i'm sure he fancies gimli. :p lol

[Princess Greenleaf]

*gets on armour*

I'm ready for battle...bring it on! *beats chest* owww....

*grabs bow and arrow*

shall I target practice on bawax there? :archer:

[Akiba]

roflmao roflmao roflmao let me take care of that:angry: :archer: :battle: :brave: :flamer: (man I love smilies):grin: verymad

[Galadriel]

Yeah Legolas is sooo cute

[Princess Greenleaf]

Originally posted by akiba
roflmao roflmao roflmao let me take care of that:angry: :archer: :battle: :brave: :flamer: (man I love smilies):grin: verymad

ya think? Understatement of the year here! roflmao

[Akiba]

hey no making fun of akiba you'll make her cry mecry oh see there she goes (evil) anyways I just got a new bow and Legolas let me have some of his arrows so here I go (gotta go get a sword too):thumbs:

[Elf angel]

SIGN ME IN!!!!!

I'm ready for battle....!!!!!
I'm insane with anger !!!!(got that from Sign ;))verymad

:archer: :archer: :battle:
:evilcool:

[Lady Melody]

:huh: What's this all about??

Anyways... whatever's threatening harm to Orlando Bloom, he can take care of himself pfbbt pfbbt pfbbt

But if Legolas... now... that's another story...
:cuddles: Legolas, the mighty elf!!
:flamer: If you want him, come and get him!! :flamer:

[Elf angel]

Not orli Chibi..i'm protecting Legolas...*psst...i'm not really fond of Orli anyway*

Wait..this is about Legolas right Pil..?? Legolas..sighhhh...
:loveyou:
:evilcool:

[Bonos-Girl]

i'm protecting him too....maybe we should capture bawax and put him on a target...help us aim no end!!! :knight:

[Pil]

I'm just thinking that our Leggy needs some protecting...i know it's ORLI's army....but it sounded better than LEGGY's army... :huh: lol

Bonos-girl! BAWAX had better run....and run fast! We'll get him! verymad

*grabs super-binoculars and peers into the gloom that is cyber-space*

BTW! THOSE WHO HAVE ENROLED....currently Princess Greenleaf, akiba, Galadriel, Elf angel, ChibiMelody and bonos-girl......DO PROCLAIM YOUR MEMBERSHIP TO ALL VIA YOUR SIGNATURE.....LIKE MINE! veryhappy :thumbs: :battle:

[Bawax]

Originally posted by Pil

Bonos-girl! BAWAX had better run....and run fast! We'll get him! verymad


hahaha lol roflmao

run? you don't know me very well now do you. pfbbt, aim away, i'm willing to stand my ground.

legolas is a big tart. :p

[Catz]

*catz slips up behind B and belts him over the ear with a trout...then suddenly realises her h=mistake and thumps him in the CENSORED before shoving a bag over his head*
almost forgot....no point in hitting him on the head, is there???;) lol ...so now youve got him......whaddya wanna do with him????
:catz:

[Eowyn]

I refuse to be the only one left so I would love to help!
*looks at catz *
hmmmm.... I think we can think of a punishment fit for him.

[Catz]

well i just happen to have this wig......and this loop tape *catz looks innocent as she produces a tapedeck and the mellow tones of the blond elf god fill the air*
"there is a fell voice on the air.....Something draws near, i can feel it....we must move on, we cannot linger....there is a fell voice on....."
what do ya reckon???? as for the ears...well theres always prosthetics and supa glu lol
:catz:

[Princess Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Pil
I'm just thinking that our Leggy needs some protecting...i know it's ORLI's army....but it sounded better than LEGGY's army... :huh: lol

Bonos-girl! BAWAX had better run....and run fast! We'll get him! verymad

*grabs super-binoculars and peers into the gloom that is cyber-space*

BTW! THOSE WHO HAVE ENROLED....currently Princess Greenleaf, akiba, Galadriel, Elf angel, ChibiMelody and bonos-girl......DO PROCLAIM YOUR MEMBERSHIP TO ALL VIA YOUR SIGNATURE.....LIKE MINE! veryhappy :thumbs: :battle:

aight...doin' that now...:elfqueen:

[Catz]

just to interject a quick note of sanity here ladies...and dont worry ill be quick.....
remember sigs are to be 4 lines or less including spaces, OK?
ok.....back to the lunacy....
:catz:

[Princess Greenleaf]

BOOYAH! Mine's right at four lines!

*applaudes self for doing such a good job on the sig*

[Catz]

ummm actually....its six now Princess lol
can you fix it please??:grin: :cool:
:catz:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

OK... I'm obsessed with Legolas... but not Orli and I don't wanna defend Orli. (PS I don't like him except as Legolas)

[Akiba]

ok me for Legolas not orli but Pil's established that so changed my sig took long to find other largo quote but done and it's 4 lines yay!roflmao roflmao roflmao haha brilliant catz!!!:thumbs:

[Legolas' Angel]

Sign me up!!!!
Who shall be the first to die????? :battle: :batty: :brave:
I would do ANYTHING for LEGOLAS or ORLANDO!!!!!!!!!! :loveyou:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

oh well i am a proud member of the army of Legolas.
I suppose i will change my sig just the same. only its already four lines. lets see, i could combine the first two lines probably. ok enough rambling i htink i will.

[Elf angel]

<Elf angel gonna sneak into the enemy's territory...
someone have to do the spying here..>

GO LEGOLAS!!!!!:naughty: :loveyou:
:evilcool:

[Lurtz]

return to battle and stop chit-chatting all yee elven girlie girls

[Elf angel]

:archer: <argghhh miss target>
pfbbt

[Akiba]

got ya covered *fires arrow at lurtz just barely missing* and what exactly are you doing Lurtzzzzz more of us have gone to war than most of you how many are there three hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahalol pfbbt humph I'll show you *goes off mumbling "girlie girls who does he think he is girlie girls my......"*

[Elf angel]

Don't worry Akiba,we'll get him next time..
Three??!! that is pathetic!! lol

Come, lets go & wash our hair before the next battle :cool:

<hair flowing in the wind..gentle & ever so graceful as the swan..they ran to the near river & wash their hair...:grin:>

[Mirkgirl]

*Mirky&co raid the abandoned camp while the silly girls are washing their hairs...* :rolleyes:

[Akiba]

who said I was washing my hair leggy basher bashing comes first *akiba rings the call for elf backups and raid the raiding raiders* there's time for hair washing after the battle ok maybe do need to go wash hair while allies pound evil people

[Elf angel]

hahaha!!!!...you have fallen into our trap!!!!..hahahahaha!!!!!!!...

<The gang are standing by,ever so gracefully..hiding in the bushes..on the tree..arrows everywhere..hahahaha!!!>

<Mirkgirl & co running & screaming in pain.Mirkgirl :trout: & pfbbt her fellow leggy bashers for easily fooled by the enemies..>

Again the camp is saved...

[Mirkgirl]

Well while elf angel is being delirious in the hospital, let me say what happened:
*Mirky's secret cell phone rings*
all the elvish blabaring down to "Yes akiba we'd come to help you"
*Mirky mwahahahahaha-s and makes a vicious plan... While the Lego chicks were enthusiastically attacking the dummies, Mirky&co jumbed behind their backs and crashed the Orli "army"*

[Elf angel]

hah!..you can't fool the people Mirkgirl...lol

[Tar-Ancalimë]

Ah but since those who make war on elves are fated to lose...
jeez, too bad for you, Mirky-irky!

[Gowpon]

OMG this new thread is exciting!!! WAR!!!!!

Shouldn't we be going to some Helm's Deep miniature? :naughty: :naughty:

Oh, I'm all fro Legi-my-boy...that's kill the opposers!!! lol :battle: :battle: :archer:

[Mirkgirl]

We'll see, we'll see ;)

[Gatsby]

I here by pledge my eligence (no idea how to spell that) to the orli army!!

[Gatsby]

oh indeed, i for one am prepared to leap downt he throat of anyone who dares to say anything to direspect orli!!
out
gatsby

[Little Devil]

:gofatty: :gofatty: can I join the Orli's Army club pretty please :blush:

[Tary]

I want to join PLEASE PLEASE I have a sword:battle: and a bow:archer:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

OF COURSE YOU CAN!!!
ANYONE WHO LOVES LEGGY IS WELCOME HERE!!!
AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T:
BEWARE!!!

:flamer: :flamer: :flamer: :flamer: :flamer: :flamer: :flamer: :flamer: :flamer: :flamer: :flamer:

[Naraku]

Beware!?? hahahahaha beware of me have come to take down orli army Naraku joins mirkgirl and they single handedly take on orli's army and destroy nancy pancy cheerful elves

[Tar-Ancalimë]

or think they do anyway cause they're so blind not only can they not see how hoooot leggy is they think we're beaten by two lousy little elf bashers

[Tary]

I am not dead so WATCH out enemy of legolas I am going to get you :battle: :archer: archer me swordsmen you archer wound swordsmen that ought to serve you right naraku bow before legolas notworthy

[Tar-Ancalimë]

it feels so nice to have back-up! :)

Run for your lives, thou evil scum of the Enemy!

And yes, I mean THE Enemy. He's the only one who has it in for elves!!! lol

[Tary]

Run fire your arrows orlies army.:archer: wack with your swords orlies army:battle:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

heh-heh

[Akiba]

hey I don't wack I cause pain to all evil enemy peoples and I see Mirkgirl and Naraku are both in for it but I'll deal with Naraku later not worthy to get beaten by me *akiba goes into hand to hand combat with mirkblah and her combat skills far surpass those of hers therefore she is destroyed simply because of her not so witty remarks hahahahahaha* *akiba then starts firing her arrows at naraku who is desperately trying to run away after seeing mirkgirls fate hahahahaha who's running now?

[Tar-Ancalimë]

go akiba
you go girl
:the rest of Orli's army comes with back up and all elf bashers are defeated:

[Akiba]

hahahah celbrate celebrate celebrate oh yeah (wait I think I've been posting here a bit too much) ah well our work's not yet done *akiba goes off to train for next wimpy attack from the enemy* I shall not fail!!!

[Tary]

YEAH I shot Naraku with my elven bow :archer:

[Little Devil]

*plants a bomb, runs behind bush and everyone who hates Orli is blown up( and a few of our brave friends who fought bravely) *
Can bombs and other explosives be allowed in this war?

[Tary]

This is lord of the rings no bombs:nono: legolas not dead

[Tar-Ancalimë]

I don't think there are bombs and explosives in ME... if there ARE then blow away but I don't think there are so my answer would have to be
NO.

[Mathew6]

die you foul devil ill show you true bombs*sets a GIANT bomb*BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[Tar-Ancalimë]

Originally posted by Tary
This is lord of the rings no bombs:nono: legolas not dead

can't you read? (j/k i know you can)
we're in ME here

[Mathew6]

fine*starts throwing axes in alldirections and kills a few hundred useless and dietooeasy elves*

[Tary]

Tary run's up pulls off mathew6's helmet and stabs him in the head.VICTORY FOR ORLIES ARMY YEAH!

[Mathew6]

victory whatchu talking about this is just halftime, anyway i gg i hope you have somthin to do while im gone tary

[Tary]

by the way the elfs you thought you killed were dummies fake so you killed a alot of die to easy fake elfs.lol

[Tar-Ancalimë]

Well while he's gone let's sneak into his camp and steal all their secrets. (If they're even sophisticated enough to have secrets! Maybe not! After all, they aren't sophisticated enough to like elves.)

[Tary]

I do celabrate he he helol it was fun battling with you mathew6;)

[Tary]

yeah steal the secrets we know all there plans yeah!:)

[Tar-Ancalimë]

SO now that they don't have a hope left in this world, we officially declare this a
VICTORY FOR ORLI'S ARMY!! Lead on Pil!!
MAY WE EVER BE SO!

[Tary]

VICTORY! YEAH YEAHlol lol lol roflmao roflmao :) :) :grin: :grin:

[Mirkgirl]

Oh, I'm worthy to get beaten by you, akiba?
*Mirky bows*
:puzzled:
*Akiba fights hand to hand some unexisting creature named Mirkblah*
"Oh, well if you don't want to fight me, I'd just smoke another pipe"

[Tar-Ancalimë]

Hey, the battle ISN'T continuing.

"your love of the weed has clearly slowed your mind" you elf-hater.

[Mirkgirl]

I'm sorry, but I cannot be here exactly at the time the others try to fight me. It was a simply a reply.

And the weed is something the elves cannot appreciate.

[Tar-Ancalimë]

ah well.
mine was simply a reply too.
your actually my best ally for men so i can't hate you mirkgirl...
much as i might like to for your dislike of elves!

[Lady Melody]

Hahahaha....

[Akiba]

huh wow gone for a while and have to read forever ok we won yeah and mirkgirl knows what I meant just wants to get smart it's ok it's probably just the thought of loosing sinking in ok time out I don't mean anything I'm saying I do not dislike any of you so please do not take me seriously although I doubt you are just thought I'd make sure ok time in guess have nothing more to type since victory is ours

[Mirkgirl]

Originally posted by akiba
please do not take me seriously although I doubt you are
Seriousness is not something I can be acused for :p roflmao
since victory is ours
That's the good thing for the cyber war, everyone takes the victory for given :thumbs:

[Pil]

*pil enters through the gloom of battle...the troops pick themselves off the ground and follow wearily behind. She stands upon a rock, bow and arrow in hand, sword at her side*

"COMRADES! I have debated long and hard with my superiors...and it seems that the war against the elf-bashers is anything BUT over. Elf-bashing is continuing in such threads as 'how much do you hate legolas now?' and othes besides...so GO FORTH MY FAITHFUL ORLI'S ARMY...and RID the elf threads of all bashing!"

*the troops raise their swords into the air, the light of the moon making them shine with a united strength and beauty*

"It may not be over yet....but TOTAL and COMPLETE victory WILL be ours!"

*an almighty cheer sounds from the mass of troops...taken by the winds of the west, and thrust deep into the very hearts of our enemies*

"GO FORTH COMRADES! GO FORTH!" :knight:

[Tary]

Tary and all his troops arive to help.

[Gowpon]

Gowpon staggered forward and trying to get everyone's attention:

hey, count me in!! Count me in please!!:naughty:

[Akiba]

wow very stirring speech Pil our leader has returned (wait leader right?) Akiba takes up her sword sheathes it then takes up her bow and arrows and jumps on her horse(need to think of a name for him) and rides off behind Pil and the army ready to shoot down any oncoming leggy basher that should dare stand in her way* hahahahahahaahahahahaha ( I can have a horse right?) *oh akiba has just received strong, pretty elven shield from very hot elf "a great gift for a great warrior"* oh yeah ahahahahahaahaha "ph33r my mad skillz!!"

[Naraku]

yeah Naraku's back go to your corner and quiver in fear tary ...nobody shoots naraku in the head and gets away with it

[seshomaru]

seshomaru crashes in looking fine attracting elven chicks here and there then whips out sword preaparing for battle legolas is going down

[Tar-Ancalimë]

wait you can't love elves and hate legolas!!!!

[Elf angel]

Elf angel returned from Rivendell.
Lembas & miruvor for all the tired Legolas's defenders..

[Akiba]

Originally posted by seshomaru
seshomaru crashes in looking fine attracting elven chicks here and there then whips out sword preaparing for battle legolas is going down
more like *seshomaru falls in looking scared attracting elven chicks' speeding arrows here and there and falls before he has time to whip out sword*roflmao roflmao hahahahaahh then akiba comes in on her steed(still trying to think of a name) "ever so gracefully" and tramples over the fallen seshomaru then goes back to rejoin with pil and co. :thumbs:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

Come up with an elvish name for your steed of course... ask Wilwarin to translate a phrase of yours into elvish and -voila- a true elven name


and BTW elf angel WE LUV U

[Elf angel]

Seshomarupfbbt...run & hide coz we coming after you..hahahaha!!!

[Akiba]

just got great ideas from both of you I will go ask wilwarin and I just saw your sig Elf angel so cool might cchange mine but then again don't wanna copy

[Tar-Ancalimë]

gee so glad to help!

[Elf angel]

:blush: veryhappy

[Bonos-Girl]

come on people, we must fight to rid the world of all elf-bashing (including haldir)

[Tary]

Tary shoot naruku in the leg wounds em and tary's gaurds tie em up and luck em in a cell.

[Tary]

I am sorry I ment LOCK em in a cell.:blush:

[Bonos-Girl]

it looks like the start of some elf bashing in the 'haldir & co.' thread in ttt.

[Bawax]

Originally posted by Catz
*catz slips up behind B and belts him over the ear with a trout...then suddenly realises her h=mistake and thumps him in the CENSORED before shoving a bag over his head*
almost forgot....no point in hitting him on the head, is there???;) lol ...so now youve got him......whaddya wanna do with him????
:catz:

:elfeek:

can you let me know when i'm getting some hot trout action next time please? i've been blissfully unaware of all this. *sighs*

anyway legolas should get some proper shoes like gimli and become a man, elf or no elf, stubble should happen after weeks in the wild. :rolleyes:

hes no beter then the short little blokes, i'd like to kick them, boromir should have done them all in when he had the chance. :p

[Catz]

ooops so sorry....will dolol
ahhh good move.......offend the pervy hobbit fanciers as well as the elf swooners.....now theres a thought :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
:catz:

[Bawax]

i might as well see if i can offend everyone while i'm here, i think the only one not getting angry from my rants is me so here goes.

bawax is a perv and his marriage requests are merely a way of him trying to sink his teeth into a rich woman.

:angel: lol

[Catz]

well i cant argue there........*sighs* its no fun when you tell the truth B.....*wanders off out of the thread*.......:( ;)
:catz:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

OK this has gotten off-subject...

Back to Orli's Army please...

DEATH TO YOU, YOU EVIL SCUM OF THE ENEMY!!!!!!!!!

[Eowyn]

wow this didn't last long. oh well!

hey B leave the hobbits alone! :angry:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

um... confoosid. what didnt last long?

[Tary]

ELF BASHER! Tary's guards surrond bawax tie them up and lock them in a cell be happy there are far worse things we could have done to you.lol lol roflmao

[Tar-Ancalimë]

lOck, Tary, lOck...
you did it again...
do you have it on your clipboard or something? lol j/k

[Tary]

Ha ha!:grin: fixed it.

[Tar-Ancalimë]

good job now lets show those elf haters a thing or two

[Tary]

Tary slashs off too orcs heads kicks an orc of a cliff and shoots a few with his bow

[Tar-Ancalimë]

and elf haters once again are defeated
(see how eager i always am to declare battle over and elves won?)

[Tary]

VICTORY!

[Tar-Ancalimë]

as it is, always was and always shall be

[Princess Greenleaf]

*grabs arrow, aims, hits Bawax in between the eyes*

Ha! That'll teach you you Legolas/Orlando hater!!

don't mess with us...

*grabs knives and goes charging into crowd of Orcs*

I do this in the name of Orlando and Legolas admirers everywhere!!!!

*slaughters many orcs and looks around*

ooh, victory!!

[Lurtz]

I MUST SAVE MY FRIEND!!!!!!! *goes on a uruk rampage*

[Princess Greenleaf]

Friend? Bah...whatever.

*goes on slaughtering Orcs*

Oh, I'm sorry, was that your brother?

*kills another*

your mother?

Oops...

[Eowyn]

you might as well kill them all I'm sure they want to join their relatives!
*joins the Ork Slaughter*

[Tar-Ancalimë]

ah yes ooops there just went the 'mighty' uruks....
*helps finish up the slaughter then arranges a victory party*

[Tary]

Shoots a couple dozen orcs.

[Princess Greenleaf]

Shall we burn them or bury them?

[Tar-Ancalimë]

bury... burned orcs stink up our nice elven home....

[Tary]

Bury them okey.

[Tar-Ancalimë]

nay, we should cast them far away to homes unlooked-for...
after all its only what an orc deserves and less work for us when we should be celebrating...

now let us tend to our fallen which are very FEW and bury them with great honor &c.

[Tary]

Yeah Naraku killed one of my elven warriors who they thought was me.mecry

[Princess Greenleaf]

Right...good idea.

let's banish these orcs...mutilate them...no, let's not get too gory.

hmm....how shall we tend to our fallen? anybody find any kingsfoil? I've been scathed a little...but not bad.

[Tary]

You okey Princess Greenleaf Says Tary concerend for one of his fellow warriors.

[Princess Greenleaf]

I'm okay...just scathed on the arms and back. got jumped, but I'm alright otherwise, thanks.

[Lurtz]

Lurtz, along with his band of friends from the urukwarts school of villainess and savagery, hide in the bushes, waiting for the right moment to signal to there "fallen" brethren to get up and show these wussy elves how mighty, and now smart, the uruk hai really are

[Akiba]

this is comedy *however akiba with herwatchful eye spots Lurtz and rings out the elven call akiba then jumps of her horse, draws her arrows and brings down many orcs in he blink of an eye hahaahah th war isn't over yet*

[Tary]

Tary is back he unsheaths his sword and chops off five orcs heads his bright elven sword glisining(WOW I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO SPELL THAT) in the sun goblins fled before it and it does not please orcs much.:battle:

[Princess Greenleaf]

:angry:

Get back you devils!

[Tary]

ha ha Tary shoots a few DIETOEASYORCS.HA HAlol lol roflmao

[Princess Greenleaf]

*aims arrows and hits target*

I think I'm getting the hang of this...

And I'm purty good at it!

ELENDIL!!!!!!!!!

This is for all those who love Orlando/Legolas!

*charges into raging pack of Orcs*

[Tar-Ancalimë]

Woooo! Go you princess!!!!!!!!

(BTW Tary its glistening in case you care if you dont, dont read this)

anyway Lurtz I wish you would quit it with that "urukwarts school of villainess and savagery" it makes me verymad every time i read it. this is must i keep reminding you LOTR
anyway yes go elves "Hado i phillin!!!"

[Elf angel]

Elf angel (Elfa) :trout: Lutz..ever so gracefully & with wickedly cool moves..and pfbbt Lutz..and then give him a high kick (matrix style) BUT, ever so gracefully of course..

[Lurtz]

LURTZ IS INVINCIBLE, AS SEEM ALL OTHER MAIN CHARACTERS IN THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! lurtz then grabs elfa's leg in mid air, matrix style, and twists it until their is an audible CRACK! he then walks over to tary and shakes HIS hand

[Elf angel]

NO YOU"RE NOT!!!! ONLY THE ELVEN WARRIORS ARE INVINSIBLE!!!

Elfa shoots double..no make that tripple arrows ..straight to Lutz big head,ever so gracefully & wickedly cool too....hah!!pfbbt

Tary??!!

[Lurtz]

you shall soon see my invincibility...i then do the matrix thing, kinda bend around, until every arrow misses me...so HA! elven warriors are only immortal, not invincible...immortal means that if they live in a cave all alone, then they don't die, but they can die in battle or of a broken heart

[Elf angel]

Then my dear Lutz,you don't know us that well do you?hahahapfbbt

I know what immortal means you big dodo...in this thread an elven warrior cannot die of a broken heart or die in a battle coz ELVEN WARRIORS ARE INVINCIBLE...and you're notpfbbt!!!..again i have to remind you that:rolleyes:

Take that :archer:

(OT: i think i'm off to Prancing pony for a while..wanna come Lutz?)

[Lurtz]

i may...btw, if warriors don't die here, then this war will go on forever!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!!!!!

[Elf angel]

err..i guess..BUT orcs & other Legolas's haters/bashers CAN and WILL die!!! Good vs. Evil..the Good always winpfbbt.

Take that...again..:archer:

Elfa off to PP..running swiftly like the wind..hair flowing like the shampoo commercial,ever so gracefully with wickedly cool sneakers ;) lol

[Lurtz]

if the good guys always win, then all legoladies (and the few guys) are doomed

[Elf angel]

Not so...;) because YOU'RE THE BAD GUY here!:p

Unless of coz', you're on our side now:naughty:

We are Legoladies(unless you're a guy) but we are not weak!!! pfbbt
Take that..yet again..:archer:

[Tary]

Fires arrows on orcs.

[Pil]

Yeah Lurtz! I think you will find that good DEFINITELY wins over the BAD side...and u, hun...well u'r just not good enough! :nono: :evil: :angry:

:trout: BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD LURTZ!

Plus...i dunno if ur interested...but there seems to be a bit of rivalry over the leader of ur army to be honest...there is someone in there who can definitely set the battle scene...without people coming back to life again and again and again! lol Anyway...i wanna know who to take out when it comes to destroying ur army...so clarify who is the leader! :knight: lol

[Mathew6]

we have many leaders'unlike you" the leader of the orcs,of the dwarves, and of the uruks"and by the way you cant kill em all at once

[Pil]

WHAT DO U MEAN UNLIKE US?! I'm not the only one who really leads...LOADS of other elves are around here and kill and kick butt with the rest of them! We are all equal in iluvatar's eyes...it's just that in an army situation it is folly not to have an authority figure...! :cuddles: to all other elves pfbbt to u orcy guys!

[Tary]

I am a leader not as important as pill but I have my elfs that follow me.

[Tar-Ancalimë]

I bring many human armies...
I am a QUEEN!!
a second alliance of men and elves &c.

[Tary]

I have alot of Elfs under my command it is good to have leaders to set up strategys and to keep the troops from panicing and thing like that.

[Orc]

Originally posted by Pil
Yeah Lurtz! I think you will find that good DEFINITELY wins over the BAD side...


Sigh... you poor diluded fool..... obviously you have never seen Space Balls...

Evil will always triaumph because GOOD is DUMB!

pfbbt

[Tary]

Orcs do not seem as smart as elfs and men the like when some one looking powerfull comes around the all seem to flee in terror.lol

[Tar-Ancalimë]

hee hee LOVED space balls! but star wars was better and good won there anyway...

too bad orc.

[Akiba]

wow you people post too fast ok I cannotdeclare myself a leader since I don't know if Iam and I do kinda wish evil wouldwin a ittle more ofen but trust me we shall win I am not a legoladie simply cause I don't really like that title (am trusty elf watcher and warrior) am a girl though and meant no offense since you guys seem to have so many leaders akiba shal take them all down one by one so first on my list shall be ummmmmm Lurz since he is the one that started the enemy war *akibajumps"ever so gracefully" on Roch and while Lurtz was dodging arrows Matrix style akiba comes up from behind arrow pointed at urtz/ big head and says "dodge this" (aaahh I love that movie) and there goes Lurtz* one down and who knows how many more to go ph33r my mad skillz!!!

[Lurtz]

i am the leader of uruks, strongest of all!!!!!!!!

[Akiba]

annihalated leader of the urks you mean (haha I like that word annihalated)

[Elf angel]

And i like this pfbbt..it's cute..hehe..

To all Legolas's bashers..take this pfbbt pfbbt pfbbt...lol

[Tary]

Tary graps lurtz by the throat and toses him off a cliff.

[seshomaru]

but before tary throws lurtz off the cliff seshomaru jump out of the bushes screaming and running around and scares tary half to death ok lurtz hes all yours:p :grin:

[Tary]

Scare me scare an elf you were scaring lurtz ha ha.lol lol

[Elf angel]

lol lol roflmao hilarious!!
While Tary :o,Elfa gave a mighty wicked kick but ever so gracefully to Lutz..bye bye Lutz..oh is this your parachute..oppss..hehe..and :archer: Sesho..

[seshomaru]

yeah lurtz would get easly scared huh (no jk) seshomau jumps back in bush running up mountain screaming

[Akiba]

ok umm people friend and foe alike I already killed Lurtz remember???? or more like annihalated

[Tary]

I have killed Lurtz alot but he comes back!lol

[seshomaru]

seshomaru while running up the hil screamng trips on a rock starts rolling down the hill while akiba appears on her little pony seshomaru crashes against akiba and she falls off cliff screaming seshomaru laugingh (seshomaru in great pain) still laughinglol mecry:thumbs:

[Akiba]

ok you're right but for w he'sdead until he decides to mke up this wild stry of howhe came back t life
dude that wasn't me that was one of the orc on somefat pony obviously the rolling was doing you bad

[Lurtz]

akiba, lol ure stories are more far fetched than how i come back...lurtz now has a brain so he knows how to think his way out of messes...lurtz sees akiba walking by, and trips it (srry i forgot if ure a boy or girl again) and she/he ever so gracefully falls into a pile of mud...lurtz then runs away as akiba gets up and starts trying to hit lurtz with a trout

[Pil]

:trout: Joined by Pil...who has a bone to pick with you Lurtz! :angry: verymad :angry:

:elfqueen: :knight:

[Firith Evenstar]

*slips on sexy army outfit and dons the lipstick*

Count me in baby!

*pets her little legolas doll*
PROUD MEMBER OF ORLI'S ARMY!

[Tar-Ancalimë]

yes sorry ive been gone i was spying on the enemy you know lol well now they are going down (like they were up lol) cause i know all their secrets and i poisoned their food too and lurtz you need to tell us how you came back cause otherwise this is no fun and while you are trying to think with your slow orc brain i pushed you over the cliff again and Roch is not a pony hes a great steed (if you dont mind my tresspassing akiba) and akiba is a girl *sheesh* and you are all going down and i already said that huh. well anyway im back with enemy secrets. the big one of course is that they have no organization and the troops are low in morale cause theyre always losing (wow big secret huh) hi firith i am very pleased to meet you

[Eowyn]

well, if anyone was confused I'm sure you've helped them!

I am surprised they're not organised.

[Tar-Ancalimë]

oh well now you know

how come its so surprising?

[Eowyn]

because there isn't very many of them! easy to organise small numbers!

[Akiba]

Originally posted by Tar-Ancalimë
lurtz you need to tell us how you came back cause otherwise this is no fun and while you are trying to think with your slow orc brain i pushed you over the cliff again and Roch is not a pony hes a great steed (if you dont mind my tresspassing akiba) and akiba is a girl *sheesh*
exactly!!! tanks Tar Lurtz please explain ad ifyoever get thay wrong I shall ANNIHALTE you as many times as necesary and my stories aret as farfetched(can't spelthat) as yours come on your had floats back up?!!
Anyways wait this isn't the thread where we can only use trouts right? *akiba cleans herself of very well indeed (with th help of a very hot elf guy) jumps "ever so gracefully on Roch (HER noble steed) and rejoins Pil to track down the bad brained Lurtz but while riding spots Seshomaru and shoots an arrow right towars him wounding him in the leg* uggh missed

[Eowyn]

well he'll make good target practice!

[Bawax]

Originally posted by Eowyn
wow this didn't last long. oh well!

hey B leave the hobbits alone! :angry:

short people deserve all they get, theres nothing normal about pople with hairy feet but not a hair on their chins.

hobbits are the spawn of satan and so's legolas but obviously he waxes his hairy feet so no one knows any better. :)

[Akiba]

Legolas.... hairy feet????!!!!!!! WHAT????!!!!!

[Eowyn]

right so the perfect punishment for you would be to give you hairy feet! :wicked:

how do we know you don't wax your feet? well.....

anyway leave the hobbits alone and pick on someone your own size. you evil elf hating bully! :angry:

[Eowyn]

bawax I've just read you sig. why are you picking on poor sam?

why do you keep picking on the hobbits? mean person! you will pay elf hater. :angry:

[Naraku]

naraku comes in little minions folowing behind saying we were spying on legolas and caugh him taking shower and saw his hairy nasty feet pfbbt lol (minions not naraku)pfbbt pfbbt pfbbt

[seshomaru]

mean while seshomau is being shot by crazy elves he calls upon his trusty pig he rides into the bush again still screamig joined by trusty pig while akiba stands lauginglol lol :whoohoo:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

pig? well i suppose its all you deserve. go back to your pigsty and leave elves alone!

yes bawax you will pay!
all elf-haters will pay!

[seshomaru]

u make fun of my pigy wigy u shall pay u pointy eared freak
verymad verymad verymad verymad verymadsish on tar:trout: :trout: :trout:

[Elf angel]

PIG??!!!

Stand still Bawax...:archer:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

I DO NOT HAVE POINTY EARS!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM A QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A HUMAN QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry bout the yelling :grin: but im not an elf i just like em

[Lurtz]

ha ha ha...this is so funny watching the elves bicker among themselves...ha ha ha...and i keep coming back cuz i'm part elf right? so i'm immortal too...

[Tary]

Chops off lurtz's head off agein.

[Bawax]

i don't wax anything, well maybe my chest but only in the summer when all us men are trying to pose a bit. (we all do, i'm big enouh to admit it :grin: )

the hobbits all deserve what they get, i will never trust short people with big hairy feet, i'm tall and have big feet but never furry feet. :nono:

Elf Angel - stand still? am i really that gullible? i'm more likely to hide behind one of your legolas army, i'll be safe there. pfbbt

[Catz]

ewwww you wax your chest?????
still thats better than hairy i guess......
andi i woudnt bet on back here being that safe......cos im here....tho since they all seem intent on bashing each other again i think i might just go and have a drink......;) lol
:catz:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

ha-ha (very drily)

[Pil]

There IS peace and harmony within the ranks! :cuddles: GROUP HUG!

HUGE BIG pfbbt to elf hater who aren't invited! pfbbt

Lurtz....you are so NOT immortal....and NOT an elf lover so go back to the firey thread from whence you came and do your best to lead your group of stuck up, scum covered, hairsprayed gits you like to call troops! :angry: verymad :angry:

*deep breath* i'm cool.........i'm fine........:blush:

OH! and BBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXX!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o

YOU EEEEEEEVIL HOBBIT BASHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAARG! :battle: :archer: :knight: verymad

GO! OUT OF MY THREAD, NOW!

:elfqueen: who loves hobbits!

[Tary]

Tary fits an arrow to the string of is bow and shoots bawax in the head.verymad verymad MEAN TO POOR HOBBITS

[Akiba]

Originally posted by Pil
There IS peace and harmony within the ranks! :cuddles: GROUP HUG!

HUGE BIG pfbbt to elf hater who aren't invited! pfbbt

Lurtz....you are so NOT immortal....and NOT an elf lover so go back to the firey thread from whence you came and do your best to lead your group of stuck up, scum covered, hairsprayed gits you like to call troops! :angry: verymad :angry:


oh yeah:thumbs: hahahaha (oh and Lurtz sorry if I have offended you or made you angry in any of my posts totally not my intention)(wow that so doesn't sound like me!!!!!!)
*akiba jumps on Roch and aims many aroows at Bawax's head simply to defend hot Legolas personally don't care much for hobbits cept Pippin so yeah I guess it might kinda sorta a small tiny little bit and minute quantity one billionth part for the hobbits heehee ;) *

[Lurtz]

...can i come back to life if i am a hobbit worshiper? (i am getting a little hair on my feet...u can kinda see it...plus, i can walk on hot poolside surfaces barefoot cuz of my semi-hobbit feet, this is in real life)

[Akiba]

uggghhh *shiver*sorry just don't like feet at all for some reason feet gross(aaahh forgot how to spell that!) me out uggghhh
But anyways on to battle *akiba calls Roch to her jumps "ever so gracefullyon his back and rides off to hunt ummm bad ummm orc urukhai umm people things* wat exactly is going on here? what orders from our Elven prince Pil??

[Tar-Ancalimë]

our princess maybe. are you a girl or a guy pil?

[Akiba]

no I meant Legolas our elven prince not Pil our elven Prince I consierPil our like General person or whatever rank is highest in the military pil is a girl right?

[Tar-Ancalimë]

thats what i always assumed but i thought you meant pil was our elven prince. anyway yes what now? this is the forum in which we actually fight, right?

[Gowpon]

You know guys...I start wondering...

WHEN DID THE ORCS, ESPECIALLY LURZ, STARTING TO DARE SETING THEIR FILTHY FEET IN LEGOLAS-MY-PRINCE'S KINDOM?

pfbbt :naughty: lol :cool: :flamer: :battle: :archer:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

OK OK calm down there a bit. really, it's all in fun.

but yes they do have filthy feet.

[Akiba]

Actuelly we kinda did go over to their side too and I mea it's war right? Go infiltrate enemy base type thing yeah and I get mixed up in between where we fight and where we ummm fight weirder...............yeah and to keep it going *akiba once again jumps on Roch "ever so gracefully" and goes off to find Pil for next mission orders* (hey I dont know whar else to do)

[Pil]

Here I am! I'm a girl by the way! lol ;)

I don't think much fighting goes on in this thread....unless the stupid ones like bawax decide to enter! :nono: If u wanna beat up the main group of anti-leggy peeps then make it over to THEIR thread. :battle:

Leggy agrees! :elf: :loveyou:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

Pils right this thread is for leggy worhiping not bashing! :) :loveyou:

[Eowyn]

:loveyou: legolas :loveyou:


darn Lurtz isn't immortal that could have been fun. you could torture him without worrying about him dying on you :wicked:

[Pil]

I doubt any of our most recent fighting techniques would do more than a red slap mark...:trout:...hehe...but it's better that way! More fun (and quicker too....less REALLY long, descriptive posts! :thumbs: )

But i disagree....this thread is not ONLY for leggy swooning (though feel ever so free to do so if you need to! ;) ) It is mainly a thread where the defenders of leggy and elf kind can take on the leggy-bashers that post bashing comments. :battle:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

OK I am officially swooning over Leggy... mmm... :loveyou:

[Pil]

PIL HAS AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!

Those of you that hang around in 'Emelin' in bagend fiction will already be aware of this...but my weekend is set to be one hell of a busy one! Bonos-girl is having an all weekender party thing...it's gonna rock, but i won't leave me time to be here to guide the army...so...fight amoungst yoursleves...or select a temporary leader (catz...tar, tary, Ea...there are so many!) So i'll see you on monday!

*pil waves a fond, and temporary goodbye to her troops*

[Mathew6]

bwahahahahaha your base will now fall into our hands and we will finally get your legolas bwahahahaha

[Tar-Ancalimë]

ho ho ho youre so funny

you will not! pil leaves plenty elven and cyber warriors behind!

[Pil]

Anyway...i'm still around for the next ten or so minutes...a lot of face slapping can be done before i leave!

:trout: :trout: :trout: :trout: :trout: :trout: :trout: :trout: :trout: :trout:

THE ELVEN CAMP WILL NEVER FALL INTO THE WRONG HANDS! :knight:

[Mathew6]

lol yes we will nobody stands in our way after u leave

[Pil]

You MUST be joking! roflmao

There are so many elf-lovers here you MUST be insane not to notice them! Do not think that you will get past them! :nono: :battle:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

Of course he wont Pil... dont worry... the camp will be in safe hands.

[Pil]

:thumbs: I have no doubt at all! The force is strong in us! lol Sorry...it's ten to eleven here...must go...but can't leave internet... lol

[Tar-Ancalimë]

bye have fun and dont worry about us!

[Pil]

See ya Tar! :cuddles:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

:cuddles: to you 2 girl

[Akiba]

I do not know what blood is in my voins but I swear to you I will not let ummmm the elven army fall *this goes out to whoever is in charge now Akiba awaits orders actually has been waiting for a vy long time* hey that would be an advantage to Lrtz being immortal hmmmm nevr thougt of that

[Lynx]

how do your join Orli's army?

I love Legolas!!

Lynx

[Akiba]

think anybody who likes Legolas and i brave enough to join is in but it's all Pil or whoever is incharge now but how cool welcome welcome

[Tary]

who will be the temporary leader?

[Tar-Ancalimë]

Hey Lynx change your sig to say something along the lines of:

PROUD MEMBER OF ORLI'S (or maybe Leggy's) ARMY! Lead on Pil!!!

And you will officially be a member. Welcome from me as well!

Tary you can be our leader. You're the best fighter. :)
:knight:

[Lynx]

cool. Thank you!

[Tary]

UMM UMM WOW! thanks Tar-AncalimëCOOL COOl LETS GO GET THE LEGGY BASHERS!:) :) :) :)

[Little Devil]

GO GO GO Hunt them down get the Leggy bashers!! :gofatty: :gofatty:

[Pil]

I feel guilty coming back so soon...since Tary was so excited about being the temporary leader... Tary. Be my right hand! :thumbs: :)

but COME ON ELVES! I don't see much defence happening...to the 'other' thread it is! :battle:

*pil swooshes to the action on the back of her eagle 'Raish'* :knight:

[Lynx]

haha. I've got to get my bow and arrow :archer: hehe.

i do hope they come out with a replica of the two bows that Legolas had. That would be awesome.

But in the mean time I'll have to deal with the Nenya Ring I ordered of ebay. :) ;) not Leggy stuff but elvish none the less.

[Pil]

:thumbs:

Nice one! I ordered my leggy doll off of ebay and it came yesterday! I am soooooo happy! No prizes for guessing what I'VE been doing since i got home...a bit of leggy and aragorn fighting...then leggy and gimli...leggy won both times! :blush:....then a bit of leggy versus a posh spice doll my dad found up the loft a week ago...she hit him with her handbag and mic...so he shot her...haha! :angel: :evilcool: lol

[Akiba]

*to self* "some ppl have too much tme on their hands *whistle* j/k ok still awaiting orders for the logest time in the other thread there's this counseling thing going on come on let's shoot someone down *akiba jumps "ever so gracefully" on Roch and looks hopefull with bow in hand that leggy gave her* hhhahhha
Welcome back my captain:thumbs:

[Tary]

I get to be the right hand man COOL:thumbs:

[Wilwarin]

Hey guys, can I join? I've got my elven bow :archer: AND my sword! :battle:

I would really like to crush those Leggy bashers!!!


to Leggy bashers pfbbt

[Pil]

:wave: SURE! There can never be enough troops to defend the lovelyness that IS legolas! :loveyou:

You know guys? I reckon we've frightened off the elf-haters...they don't seem to come here very much any more...maybe i should pm bawax and challenge him...!? lol

COME ON YOU WUSSES!!!!!! COME AND GET IT IF YOU'RE MAN...OR WOMAN...DWARF...ORC...URUK ENOUGH!!!!! :battle: pfbbt

[Pil]

O.K. Well...i'm leaving now...but i want to know that you're kicking butt when i'm sleeping! (i'm going to bed early...i'm ill :sneezy: )

AKIBA! You have your orders! Go start a fight in the other thread...or drag a leggy basher here and fight it out to the...not death...but until someone drops their trout!

:battle:...:trout:

NIGHT TROOPS! :wave:

[Eowyn]

night pil! get well soon!

[Little Devil]

Night night make sure the bugs don't bite! :snooze:

[Eowyn]

don't mention the bugs :shhh:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

Well Pil since no ones in here anymore its one victory for the elves. woo-hoo! go us.

*parties*

[Akiba]

wait!!!!!!!! ok orders were u yelling at me akiba doesn't like when ppl yell at her she starts to cry!!! j/k so r we sleeping partying or do I have to kick someone's ..................butt 'll go look for someone to play with akiba needs no sleep unless we're partyin then akiba shall stay here

[Tar-Ancalimë]

We're sleeping...

at least I am...

sleeping...

with...


A REALLY REALLY HOT ELF!!!!

[Akiba]

bad tar in that cse I'll stay here where is that elf whomI took marshmallow out of his hair time for anther ahem meeting umm good night too bd down here it's afternoon bt sure I say good night *akiba closestn door with sly look on her face* who is that oher person in hereth pointy ears???? hhhmmmm

[Tar-Ancalimë]

see you do it too akiba. :grin:

:blush: oh well who could resist?

[Chan]

Hello all. I am new here. And I am just wondering how to join Orli's Army? I am ready to defend! :)

[Tar-Ancalimë]

WELCOME CHAN!!! If you like I think it would be a good idea to post in the welcome section so everyone can welcome you!!!

PLEEEEZ join Orli's Army it rocks.

Just change your sig to say PROUD MEMBER OF ORLI'S ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!! And voila! Terrific!! :thumbs:

[Akiba]

welcome again oh yeah another one that's so cool hahahaha it rocks here dude leggy basher bashing is so fun have you met Roch (he's my horse and he says hi too kinda sorta)

[Wilwarin]

Alright, here I am guys! It's official now!

Show me an Elf Basher! Let me at them!! :archer: :battle: :trout:

Mmmwwaahhh haaa haaa haa! :blush: sorry, got a little carried away there :evilcool:

[Akiba]

oh yeah we got an elven speaking person on our side yay celebrate ok how about Lurtz bashing Lurtz is always fun and you get to do it alot of times cause he keeps coming back there's never an end to the pssibilities

[Wilwarin]

I just did some damage in the "other thread", but I've got to go to bed now.

I will be back to help fight more tomorrow. Goodnight fellow Orli lovers!


:snooze:

[Wilwarin]

Oh no! I'm the only one here!

I can't posibly face all those evil elf bashers all by myself! :o

[Undomiel]

down with the evil elf bashers!!!! i'm joining to-it's most definitely necessary lol:thumbs:

[Pil]

Most definitely! :thumbs: :battle: lol

[Lady of Rohan]

May I join too? I love elves.

[Tar-Ancalimë]

Like I told everyone else, just change your sig:

PROUD MEMBER OF ORLIS (or leggys or whatever) ARMY!!!!

or any variant of that, oc, you don't have to put exactly that.

Welcome to the army! We will uphold the honor of all evles here!!!

[Lady of Rohan]

:thumbs:

[Akiba]

yay the just keep on coming that's so cool!!!!! welcome lady of Rohan ummm Pill still have't found anyone o bash but am on it boss lady have you noticed none of e evil ppl have showed their uruky faces in here haahaahha

[Wilwarin]

Perhaps we are finally wining?

Hmm... I think there will always be elf bashers...

But there will always be Orli's Army to bash them BACK!!! :battle:

[Wilwarin]

No one's ever here when I am. :(

[Ilmarë]

Woo Hoo.... guess whos back????:thumbs:

:elfqueen: