Now Recruiting Members For The Anti Lego Army!

[Wilwarin]

Wow! Thanks for sticking up for me back there guys! That was close! :thumbs:


Oh, and by the way, Naraku . . . NOTHING can repel my Trusty Elvish Glue! pfbbt So there!!!



Another glue arrow aimed at Naraku ------> :archer:



And another at Lurtz ----------> :archer:

[Tary]

Tary graps Naruku by the throat and throws him off the cliff.

[Wilwarin]

lol I love that cliff!

[Pil]

Hey Gowpon! Tary's not a girl...i forget Tary's our elven dude...we are not an army of ladies alone! :elf: :elfqueen: :elf:

Thanx for re-entering the battle bele...my eagle was getting tired! lol *pil hops back on her flying type of steed and looks down on the battle. all looks well and she flys down just in time to knock out an orc trying to steal the elven glue...phew!* :p

Ah yes...LA... three enemies...ooo...i'm afraid...though i seem to remember in the good ol' days when orli's army was young...bawax was one of the first to get a dig in...maybe lurtz could invite him over to fight...i think we agree that the consequences could be beyond humorous! roflmao ;) lol

[Gowpon]

Ooops sorry...since there're too many of us, i kinda don't know who's on our side anymore...lol :naughty: :cool:

[Adunauriel]

don't worry Gowpon we've been protecting you either way.:)

[Akiba]

Originally posted by Wilwarin
lol I love that cliff!
oh yeah!!!:thumbs:
Yeah when we were young orc was also here and mirkgirl ah the good old days Lurtz should try to recupp... aah get back some of his ppl not that you're not a challenge lurtz poor poor lurtz his ppl have deserted him I admire yu for your loyalty hon (where did that com from)
Remember steed mine first Repeat after me "akiba was first to ave noble steed, everyone else hs followed in her footseps" ok got that out of th way since Lurtz is bound to bound up in here akiba trusty even watcher will go keep watch hehe;) "oi Morcunn where are you!" (I reembered his name) *akib tosses her cool thing to tar "use it well dear" and jumps on Roch "ever so gracefully" then heads out to the outskirts of the camp to search for ay oncoming enemies*
Elves...girly?!!! what!!!!!

[Beleglotiel]

Bele cuts, slices and dices orcs every which way. Veborion (my horsey) is stomping orcs, too.
"You can't stop me now, HAHAHAHAHA!"
Veborion whinnys loudly and another horse approches with, guess who, as the rider.

[Tar-Ancalimë]

awww look Tar has the cool thing... don't worry i will akiba ;) (if i knew what it was used for that is lol j/k)

Tar hops on her noble steed (just remember, akiba, you owe Roch's name to Wil and I ;)) whos name she really cant remember was it Elrohir but i thought that was elrond's son well maybe it wasnt that... anyway she hops on her noble steed and grabs the cool thing and sets off to kick some orcen butt

oh yeah and i love that cliff too... gotta love anything that orcs are being pushed over actually lol

[Wilwarin]

Originally posted by Akiba
Repeat after me "akiba was first to ave noble steed, everyone else hs followed in her footseps" ok got that out of th way


*Wil, in a zomby-like voice* "Akiba was first to have noble steed, everyone else has followed in her footsteps" :p


Oh and yes, Tar, I think it WAS Elrohir, it means something like "Elf-horse-lord" :grin:

[Adunauriel]

Originally posted by Tar-Ancalimë
oh yeah and i love that cliff too... gotta love anything that orcs are being pushed over actually lol
Pushed, or thrown I love it either way..;)

[Belaqua]

We have a new enemy! Good, more mindless violence for all! Belaqua welcomes Naraku back to the battle field (you have been here before right?) But Belaqua is a treacherous little elf. Naraku is hanging off a ledge courtesy of Tary (love that cliff) After welcoming Naraku, Belaqua grabs her sword and chops at his hands, sending him plumettting every closer to whatever lies below.

[Adunauriel]

Welcome back Belaqua. Yes, Naraku is our captive. He thought it would be funny to sneak into our campsite. We captured him thou, and are now holding him hostage until our demands are met. :)

[Belaqua]

Andunauriel, have you ever been teddyjen? Or am i just thicker today than normal?

[Adunauriel]

Don't worry everybody's been asking that question. Yes it's me... They helped me change my name. I'm now my Elvish me.;)

[Beleglotiel]

Oh, so you got your elvish name, eh? This is my elvish name, too. Cool, aren't they. I call some of my friends by their elvish name sometimes.

[Akiba]

tar hon I already told you what my cool thing wasit's this thing, shiny, with all sorts of moving parts and it does things..cool things ok good now use it well in my absence (memeber am keeping watch for enemies) wait isnaraku a hostge or is h being throw off a cliff. still no sign of Lurtz or our elven enemy umm lady E. I think(sorry) anyways umm yeah no one is coming........ hmmm wl you've made my day (not much of it eft anyway) although the zombie voice didn't sound too enthusistic I appreciate it all the same and yes thanx for the name

[Adunauriel]

Originally posted by Beleglotiel
Oh, so you got your elvish name, eh? This is my elvish name, too. Cool, aren't they. I call some of my friends by their elvish name sometimes.
Yep I've had my Elvish name for awhile, but was unsure if I should use it when I joined here. Then when I figured I should have I couldn't change it. So, when Illuvatar offered to help me change it. I took the offer and changed it.:)

[Beleglotiel]

Cool, I had to change my name at first cuz they made me. My original name was I_love_Orli, then I changed it to Beleglotiel. they're both good names , so it's all good! Now, back to fighting.
Bele and Legolas ride side-by-side killing every orc in there path.

[Tary]

Tary wacks off three orcs heads in one swift stroke he then graps two orcs by the throat and tosses them off a cliff.

[Adunauriel]

teddy joins Tary in the Orc killing fest. By cutting off a few orc heads of her own.:battle:

[Pil]

Adunauriel...teddyjen...:cuddles:...i've got my elven name too...it's really Pil-Gang...but whatever...

Pil grabs an orc and walks over to the cliff to spend some quality time with her right hand man Tary! :p

[Lurtz]

ack...it has been far too long...anyway...sorry to all my faithfull followers...wherever you may be...but i'm back for like not too long...

lurtz grabs tary and pil and throws THEM off cliffs...see how you like it!

[Gowpon]

NO!!!!

Gowpon TEMPORARILY loosen her grip on Lurtz and went off from her friends!!!

My 700th post!!!!!!:wave: :hooray: entdraught :wiggle: :whoohoo: veryhappy :loveyou:

[Adunauriel]

WooHoo Gowpon!!!!!!!!:whoohoo: :hooray: :whoohoo:

~teddy then shoots a few arrows at Lurtz. Hitting him in the shoulder (that should break it again.) the other into his bicept of the same arm. That should keep him imobileized long enough for me to get over there and save Tary and Pil.~

[Beleglotiel]

Legolas and Bele double team Lurtz. They ride up behind him, Legolas cuts off his head and Bele cuts him in half. They know it won't take him long to pull himself back together so, Bele takes Lurtz upper body and throws it across the battle field and Legolas takes his head, throws it the opposite direction, then takes Lurtz lower body with him on his horse and he takes it as far away as he can.

[Gowpon]

Gowpon jumped off the cliff and grabbed Tary and Pil's ankles.

Adunauriel followed after her and rescued her companions by pulling up Gowpon's piggy tail.

LONG LIVE LEGOLAS!!!!!

[Lady Aerowen]

It's Lady A, Akiba hehe and I once again had trouble with a post..hrm. Anyhow, I'll jump back in here.

*pokes Tar with her sword*

[Wilwarin]

Hey! You can't poke Tar like that!

*Wil grabs her sword and, Star Wars style, cuts off Lady A's weapon hand*

:battle:

Hah! Take that! :evilcool:

[Tary]

Originally posted by Gowpon
Gowpon jumped off the cliff and grabbed Tary and Pil's ankles.

Thanks Gowpon;) Tary graps lurtz head and throws it off the cliff.

[Mathew6]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the mighty dwarf lord hasssssssssssssss returned with billions....no trillions of dwarf soldiers they all go after tary and pil and kill ded ded ded till they scream and beg for mercy but we kill em more ded ded ded(dont woory lurtz ill protect u)

[Tary]

Tary jumps jedi style over all off mathew6's troops runs up to mathew6 and tosses him off the cliff he then goes to help pil who is making easy work of the dwarfs attacking her.

[Mathew6]

bwa haha, i have ysalmi and if you ever read the star wars books u would learn it blocks all jedi powers..... gets up and throws tary off cliff from his long jedi braid

[Tary]

tary graps an to mathew6's is beard and pulls him self up he then kicks mathew6 into a tree.AND TARY DOES NOT HAVE A BRAID!

[Mathew6]

mathew6 looks around and finds his axe,throws it a tary and her arm falls off and she falls off the cliff

[Tary]

Originally posted by Mathew6
mathew6 looks around and finds his axe,throws it a tary and her arm falls off and she falls off the cliff
FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT A GIRL. Tary catchs on to a vine with HIS other hand and pulls him self up he then kick's mathew6 off the cliff and goes to the elven healers.

[Mathew6]

hey i said him the first time i just forgot, anyway*takes tary locks her up till he gets back

[Tary]

Originally posted by Mathew6
hey i said him the first time i just forgot, anyway*takes tary locks her up till he gets back
GRRR:angry:. any why how can you lock me up when you are falling of the cliff and I am at the elven healers?

[Gowpon]

Here's Gowpon!!!

(Looks like now Lurtz had gone to rest and summoned out his dwarf minions!!!:angry: )

Charge!!

Gowpon had studied the secret art of Yoda and learned a few tricks! She gathered all the Forces around her that had been released by various elves, formed a energy ball and BAM !!!!

The dwarves are apparently gone!!!:thumbs: pfbbt

[Pil]

lol Not so fast matthew6...*pil grabs his dwarven beard and swings him round in a big circle...not intending to stop anytime soon!*...this could be a sport...dwarf tossing! :thumbs: :hooray: roflmao

P.S. Thanx to those who saved Tary and I.
P.P.S. REMEMBER that Tary is my right hand MAN not WO-MAN!
P.P.P.S. KICK ORCEN/DWARVEN BUTT!!! WOOHOO!!! :battle:

[Tary]

The elven healers helped me grow a new arm so prepare to die mathew6 tary pulls off mathew6's helmet and puts glue on his beard Tary then sticks mathew6 to a tree the glue dries instantly.

[Pil]

Ah the elven glue! Works every time.. :thumbs:

Pil comes over with an axe and cuts off matthew6's beard bit by tiny bit..hehe...ooo i'm evil today...:evil: :evilcool: lol

[Tary]

Tary puts arrow threw an orcs head he then pulls put his sword and kills lots of orcs

[Pil]

I'll join you...*pil pulls out her blade and does a bit of the old slice n dice motion...v. cool...* :) :battle:

FEAR US ORCS! TARY AND PIL! :knight:

[Tary]

Tary runs up to a big tree and chops it down with one of mathew6's axes and it crushs lots of orcs. Oh wait a minute that was the tree mathew6 was stuck to. oh well :evil:

[Mathew6]

Mathew6 takes out tary's long hair and lenghens his beard,then slices tary with his ax till tary looks like a shishkabob

[Pil]

:nono: :angry: :nono: :angry: :nono:

You will pay!

*pil grabs the axe and slices off all the dwarves' facial hair....eyebrows and nose fluff included...*

Bald dwarves...lol...roflmao...lol

P.S. Wil comes over and fixes Tary with the elven glue...that's better! :thumbs:

[Adunauriel]

~teddy realizeing sh'e been wrapped up in this crazy attack, and with Tary & Pil ok. Pulls out her long-knive and begins cutting up Orc, and Dwarves as they come at her.~
"Hey why are we fighting the Dwarves anyway?" she wounders
~Then she works her way back over tward Bele, & Legolas cutting trough any orc demon that gets in her path. Once close by she take out some of the little pesky orcs that were trying to knock Bele off her horse.~

[Tar-Ancalimë]

*Tar pokes Lady Aerowen*

ha! take that!

then she runs over to Pil... "I'll help you girl!" lol bald dwarves good one :thumbs:

[Lady Aerowen]

*Lady Aerowen's right hand has been sliced off* :-( Drat. Oh well. *moves her sword to her left hand and slices off Wilwarin's right hand and pokes Tar with her sword harder* Yes, I am ambextrious. :D

[Adunauriel]

~teddy noticing the exchange between Tar & Lady Aerowen, laulol ghs, but then gets back to killing orcs, and dwarves.~

[Tar-Ancalimë]

*Tar helps Wil glue her hand back on*

*pokealarm*

lol i cant do that as well as irky can... cant get a background color here ;)

[Lady Aerowen]

Not the fricking poke alarm! lol Oh well, it doesnt hurt as much without the background. (If any of you people don't know what we are talking about, visit the chat! :D )
*gets evil and slices off Tar's right hand* *feels like being all weird and regenerates her hand* ^^

[Tar-Ancalimë]

hey! you cant do that pfbbt

well at least the elven glue is on my side... tho ive never had to use it on myself before! lol


i know, it doesnt, but i couldnt do the background here...

oh yes! visit the chat! it is way fun and you can talk and a nice addition to the forums too :thumbs: (psst go here (http://www.warofthering.net/chat.shtml) if you dont know how to get on chat ;))

well... fine then... you ARE weird so i guess it works :p lol j/k....

[Mirkgirl]

YEah visit the chat it's a great idea lol
but c'mon isn't my alarm cute hehhe

Hmmm anyway I haven't been here in ages.. prob over 300 posts ago heh... guess your my ally LA (but the alarm is on anyway hehee) What are we doing?

[Tar-Ancalimë]

you are being crazy as usual lol.... heh heh, i would help you guys too... make this thread a little more interesting... but i have previous commitments ;)

[Lady Aerowen]

*points at Tar's Signature thing* Tar is silly, Mirky is crazy, and Aero is weird? Hmm..maybe insane.. lol Or Aero is both weird and insane..*nods*
And I am elven, so how is the glue against me, hmm?
Mirky!!! Hehe, I am sitting here poking Tar with my sword and watching everyone else like decapitate Lurtz there..and there are people throwing each other off cliffs.. *nods* So, just hop in, Mirky ;)

[Tar-Ancalimë]

oh no should i put that in? lol!!!!

because its Wilwarin's :angel: so ha! she'd never use it on an enemy :p lol

[Lady Aerowen]

Yes, Tar. Put it in! lol Then I get to have a Sig! Woo.

Psh, I'll start using Aero-glue then! So much better! ;)

[Tar-Ancalimë]

if i put it in you have to as well :p hee hee

no way! Wil's glue ROCKS!!!

[Lady Aerowen]

*points at her new sig* Awesome..hehehe But at least I am not as demanding! ;)

[Beleglotiel]

Whew! You guys post fast!
Thanks by the way who ever it was that saved me!
Well, if you guys are using star wars and stuff, let me be the first to use anime!
Bele puts her wrist togther and says "KA-ME-HA-ME-HA!" and a huge energy blast shoots from her hands killing hundreds of orc that stood in the way. WOHOOOO!

[Mirkgirl]

Originally posted by Lady Aerowen
*points at Tar's Signature thing* Tar is silly, Mirky is crazy, and Aero is weird? Hmm..maybe insane.. lol Or Aero is both weird and insane..*nods*
And I am elven, so how is the glue against me, hmm?
Mirky!!! Hehe, I am sitting here poking Tar with my sword and watching everyone else like decapitate Lurtz there..and there are people throwing each other off cliffs.. *nods* So, just hop in, Mirky ;)
lol here you are in all the siggys now (-; congrats!

I can just hop in? I left because this was starting... Not coming back for it... and it'd be a bit mean to have both of us poking TAr... but then again I can poke you both why not... hmmm
*pokes TAR*
*pokes LA*
there :rolleyes:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

awww if you guys gang up on me i will have to go away or join you lol... what do you think i am, an arguing machine? lol ;)

seriously... love the sigs... but irky i think you really should do "Oderator!" lol c'mon!

sheesh my sig is too full... what should i remove?

[Adunauriel]

Well you guys I wouldn't take anything out of your Siggy's but I wouldn't add anything else to them either...lol

[Tary]

Tary staps mathew6 in the head he then throws mathew6 off the cliff and pushs a boulder so when mathew6 hits the bottom he will be flat as a pancake

[Lady Aerowen]

*pokes Mirky and Tar some more* haha, this could go on forever, you know. And I love our sigs...keep them how they are for now.

[Pil]

I dunno...tar's is ein tad extended... lol :p

*pil joins tary with a bit of the old matthew6 bashing...but then spies lurtz causing some mischief...and battles with him instead...grr...:battle:...*

[Wilwarin]

Oh man am I lost! I've been over at the home base tacking pictures of Orli on the walls to torture Naraku. You guys post way to fast!

What exactly are you talking about??? :huh:

Oh, and thanks, Tar, for gluing my hand back on!

[Tar-Ancalimë]

about my sig, at least i am:Originally posted by Pil
I dunno...tar's is ein tad extended... lol :p arg but what to take out... not the line that explains my name... not my fav lotr quote... not my membership in maidens for men or my friendly triangle thing... and not the chat ad!!! mecry

cant figure out what to do :(

heh but that is not the topic!!!

back to the battle...

*Tar pokes Aero and Mirky* get outta here you two :p

lol j/k

you're welcome wil :grin: thanks for letting me use your glue ;)

[Adunauriel]

I wouldn't change your siggy Tar. I think it's cool.. So what if it's a tad long....;)

[Mirkgirl]

Originally posted by Tar-Ancalimë
awww if you guys gang up on me i will have to go away or join you lol... what do you think i am, an arguing machine? lol ;)

seriously... love the sigs... but irky i think you really should do "Oderator!" lol c'mon!

sheesh my sig is too full... what should i remove?

Join us :elfeek: No way... that'd mean... that..... we....... agree..... NO WAY! lol

arguing machine, posting machine... you're da machine honster
Don't bug me on that moderator thingy...I'm depressed enough :( ... I'll pm ya details

[Wilwarin]

No, Tar! You can't join them! You're on our side.......right?.......right? mecry


Where is Lurtz? There hasn't been a battle here for days!


*Wil fires arrows into the enemy camp to maybe stir up some action*



:archer:
:archer:
:archer:

[Tary]

Tary sneaks into enemy camp and burns some tents he then sneaks out.

[Lurtz]

Lurtz then returns after a long rest, his strength revitalized.

He steps in, his Mithril Marshmallow arrow in one hand, and in his other is a trout.

all of the leggy army looks, and sees that he is now ten times stronger than before. He steps forward, and all of the leggy army cringes, knowing that it will be nearly impossible to defeat him. Lurtz strikes a match, and puts it to the marshmallow. He runs forward, screaming a mighty battle cry! *stab* there is one! :elfeek: and another! :elfeek:

btw, srry guys if i don't come in a while...

[Adunauriel]

~teddy noticing Lurtz acting crazy, tries not to laugh.... Then begins shootin :archer: arrows at him with a speed only an Elf can achieve.. Soon there's on in his hand knocking out the trout. Another shot breaking his Mithril Marshmallow arrow. Yet a third into that shoulder, making it almost unuseable. Finally an arrow into his knee, dropping him to the ground..... After this teddy pulls back out her long-knives and get's back to killing the Orcs & Dwarves around her. As they've gotten closer then she would like. :battle:

[Lady Aerowen]

*nances around poking random people* ;)

And did I read that Mirky said something about her and Tar agreeing? o.o Never!! Tee hee *pokes Tar espically hard just because*

[Adunauriel]

Oh no, were back to the poking again.... ~teddy avoids Lady Aerowen, cause she hates getting poked...~

[Chalili]

Redheaded she-elf appears out of nowhere and stares at marshmallow mithril arrow causing it to zoom towards her. Upon closer inspection of the thing, she decides "You can have this back now; I don't like it!" and shoots it back towards the enemy.

[Mirkgirl]

BooHoooooo LA!!!
She's here again... let the fun begin mwahaha (-;

Yeah we can't agree... we're just terrified by the thought..

Yeah poke her hard ;-)

[Chalili]

Let me poke you... *starts running towards random enemies regardless of size or strength with outstretched finger*

[Adunauriel]

Actually there doing it with there swords. Be careful, somebody might cut your finger off. Then you'd have to wait for Wil to get back so we could usee her glue to reattach it.:)

[Chalili]

Oh well my finger's invicible too!! Actually it's not and I'll play safer now!!

[Chalili]

*Draws longknife and starts running around poking with it* (I'm on caffeine - can ya tell? actually no I'm not; I haven't had any caffeine for over a week now. I'm just typically like this)

[Lady Aerowen]

Okay, listen. I am so the poke-person. ;)

*trips Chalili as she runs by and pokes her into a laughing fit*

[Chalili]

Gr... you evil woman!! I wanna poke people!! *Runs around trying to poke Lady Aerowen while constantly scanning the ground to make sure she doesn't get tripped again*
Hey wait a sec - you're the poke person, but I'm the poke-elf from Orli's army so there ha!

[Adunauriel]

I ment I'm not a "I like getting poked person". If you incist.... ~teddy runs by Lady Aerowen and Pokes her...~:)

[Mirkgirl]

Yeah LA is the poking queen! :notworthy: :notworthy: All bow to her and allow her to bless you with the Poke lol roflmao

[Chalili]

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lady Aerowen]

Awesome! lol
But I am the poking one. Ask anyone that knows me ;)

*pokes teddy as she runs by and ties Chalili to the nearest tree and pokes her into a laughing fit again*

[Beleglotiel]

I wonder if Lurtz knows that he was cut into 3 peices and then scattered across the battle field, so it is impossible for him to pull himself together without help

[Chalili]

Grr. knock it off that tickles! Ok, I'll stop poking people!

[Lurtz]

although i was chopped up...(which i didn't know about) i still can heal b/c of gowpon's biting me, which then gave me the power to heal! *pieces of lurtz float together* ha HA! then lurtz starts running around poking people with his mithril marshmallow arrow! (mithril can't break ninny)

[Mirkgirl]

BOoo Go LA!!!! And go Lurzt as well!!!!

I'll just do a bit of cheering now :hooray: :hooray:

[Adunauriel]

Well unless the whole arrow was made of Mithril then yes It can... Duh.... I could alway break the shaft of the arrow.... pfbbt
Thanks for the Poking Lady Aerowen.....lol

[Lurtz]

well the whole arrow WAS made of mithril so HA!...lurtz then goes and pokes everybody

[Lady Aerowen]

*gives a thumbs up to her cheerleader, Mirky* ;)

[Adunauriel]

Originally posted by Lurtz
well the whole arrow WAS made of mithril so HA!...lurtz then goes and pokes everybody
Well then Ok.... When I read Mithril Marshmallow, I thought you just ment the tip........pfbbt ~teddy then pokes Lurtz really hard with one of her Long-Knives......:battle: ~ take this too:trout: ~

[Chalili]

Ooh! Poke!!:battle: And I don't care if you brought sedatives today! Poke!
Oh, LadyAerowen - why do you seem to have so much duct tape available at offhand moments?

[Tary]

Tary sneaks up an lurtz steals all lurtz's arrow and kicks lurtz of a cliff. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH said lurtz

[Adunauriel]

Go Tary... I say it was very unfair of him to have an arrow made of mithril anyways.....lol

[Lady Aerowen]

As I have been saying recently, always have a finger ready to poke and a roll of duct tape for it's many uses. *wink* Think about it..duct tape can shut people up..it can make them immobilized..mehehehe the many uses of duct tape.

And why is everyone poking everyone now?! lol I am the poker!! *puts on her crown* :king: The Queen of Poking. Now, bow down. ;) :thumbs:

[Beleglotiel]

Would you people stop poking! Good greif!

[Adunauriel]

notworthy to the Queen of Poking.... NOT!!!! ~teddy runs over to Lady Aerowen and pokes her:battle:. Then runs away to avoid a poke in return.~

[Naraku]

naraku runs down the cliff and catches Lurtz and throws Lurtz back up the cliff and lands on tary squish what did i miss

[Tary]

Tary pokes lurtz . lurtz jumps and tary gets up he fires six arrows quick a lighting at naruku.

[Tar-Ancalimë]

Originally posted by Mirkgirl
Join us :elfeek: No way... that'd mean... that..... we....... agree..... NO WAY! lol Originally posted by Wilwarin
No, Tar! You can't join them! You're on our side.......right?.......right? mecry well its all a matter of who loves me more ;) lol


Originally posted by Lady Aerowen
lol I am the poker!! *puts on her crown* :king: The Queen of Poking. Now, bow down. ;) :thumbs: notworthy oh yes she definately is the queen of poking! (cmon irky wheres your poke alarm?!? lol)

[Akiba]

uggh you ppl and all your posting but umm tar you can't go!! *rides up to tar and snatches back her cool thing* ok now you can go
hahah tary got squashed by Lurtz hahahah that was funny (sorry)
ok poking thing going on here nope my friend does it too much at school for me to put up with it here you three chicks go on with your poking uh huh
umm let's see what can I do.......... I know I'll play with my cool thing!! woot!!! *akiba sits back and watches ppl running around poking each other, shooting each other and squashing each other* hmm this is cool woot!!

[Tar-Ancalimë]

aww i wont leave ya akiba :grin: promise ;)

awww you took your cool thing back :( darn now im bored lol

[Wilwarin]

*Wil enters the battlefield and is poked by teddy*

Hey, wach it! It's me! You guys are getting a little carried away mesa tinks!

Was that Naraku that just ran by? I thought he was tied up in one of our tents back at camp being tortured by a wall full of Orli pictures! Has he escaped?

[Adunauriel]

~teddy step over to Wilwarin. "sorry for the poke, I kinda got carried away.' 'I guess he did escape, but I don't remember it." teddy then dashes away to fight the evil Orc demons....:battle:

[Lurtz]

lurtz then starts backing up...scared at all the chattering going on...he then slips and falls off a cliff....ahhhhh.....then in the side of the hill he sees one of his many arrows that were stuck into the hill to break his fall...he grabs hold of it...then sees another one...grabs it...and uses them to get up...

the he gets up...and starts poking himself..."ha ha! this is fun!" says lurtz...and begins poking himself...then gets tired of it...and pokes tary for throwing him off a cliff...tary goes running around while lurtz is chasing him..."ha ha! this is MORE fun!" then he sees akiba...and begins running around...ever so gracefully poking her and her horse..."ha ha! this is the MOST fun!"

[Adunauriel]

lol ~teddy thinks lurtz has lost it. Just for fun thou she runs by, and pokes him.~:battle:

[Beleglotiel]

You guys have offically lost it. Wait a minute, I don't think you ever had it to begin with. Haha!

Just for the heck of it, Bele on her horse comes up behind an unsuspecting orc who is standing too close to the edge of the cliff. Her horse rears up and kicks him off the cliff. The orc falls screaming!

[Tar-Ancalimë]

Look what you did, Aero!! you insane girl, you lol now everyone is poking :p

pokealarm

lol that's not nearly so good as irky's alarm ;)

[Tary]

Tary cuts off lurtz's head and throws it off the cliff.

[Wilwarin]

*Wil takes out her long knives and runs around the battlefield cutting off all the enemies poking fingers*

ha HA! And you can't have any of my Trusty Elvish Glue either! pfbbt I have hid it away and only I now where it is!! pfbbt :evilcool:

[Adunauriel]

~teddy realizing she may have gone too far with the pokeing, regains her composeure... Pulls out her bow then get's back to killing the filthy orcs around her...~:archer:

[Mathew6]

ahhh... as a dwarf i can come and go as i please*brings a million more reiforcements of dwarves and goes on a killing spree killing every elf and tary i sight(how many of there are u tary?)

[Chalili]

What? Did someone mention duct tape? NOO! The horror! Ah, well, these things happen... *goes on orc killing spree laughing maniacally*

[Adunauriel]

~teddy realizing that Mathew 6 means to kill Tary. Runs over, and blocks the death blow at the last second. She then picks up, and throws Mathew 6 off the cliff.... Ah that felt good, haveing never thrown anybody off the cliff before... Then she gets back to the fight at hand....:battle:

[Mathew6]

*mathew6 gets some dwaves to help up and does some mo hacking and slashing

[Chalili]

I can see why you needed help: a) teddy did a good job, b) dwarves are short!! *knocks off a few orc heads* Orcs are wimpy..


Oh, and yes I do know hobbits are short, but I don't see any of them being shoved off a cliff right now so I can say dwarves are.pfbbt

[Adunauriel]

Thanks Chalili, he knows I got him good.... :thumbs: That's why he didn't come after me after his dwarf dog buddies helped him back up....lol

[Chalili]

roflmao :thumbs: Oh yeah *guards against attack feeling like she's gonna get it*

[Mathew6]

*mathew6 pulls out a thousand dwarfs and starts beating on challi till she begs for mercy and forgiveness

[Chalili]

Haha! *disappears with a poof and reappears outside the giant cluster of dwarves beating her* Swisshh.. (that was my longknife)

[Adunauriel]

~teddy seeing that her friend is in danger, comes over to help Chalili out. She kills dwarves left and right. til she get's to Chalili & Mathew 6. She pulls Mathew 6 off of Chalili, and as quicky as she can. Throws him back off the cliff. Then she goes back to killing the Dwarves that try to help him back up.~ Can someone help Chalili while I kill these dwarves. She's been beaten up a little.

[Chalili]

Thanks for the concern, but I'll be fine until these... umm... short FREAKS are gone... *resumes murdering dwarves with teddy* OH hang on a sec.. *shouts down cliff* You spelled my name wrong, meanie!! pfbbt Ok, back to these weirdos...


Oh and I almost forgot (ungrateful me *smacks self in head with palm*) thanks for the help!

[Mathew6]

hey look how she says murders , see its you who bad, mathew6 vanqishes and few more elves at the bottom before climing up again

[Chalili]

How dare you!! Oh well, I shall (attempt to) avenge them! *hollers down cliff* Look out down there! Not sure when someone else'll be dropping down.. Hey wait a sec.. I'll be right back up.. *jumps down cliff to see if there's anything she can do to help down there*

I'm ba-ack! Not much I could do down there, but a few casualties were prevented.. Oh, Mathew6, your plan didn't work, I'm not begging for ANYTHING! Oops, left quiver down there.. *stares down cliff* Got it! *holds quiver up triumphantly* Hmm.. what's the best way to torture an insolent dwarf?

[Beleglotiel]

Obviously you aren't from where Gimli is, Mathew6, other wise you wouldn't be killing elves, not if Gimli had anything to say about ofc.
BTW Legolas IS on the battle field (and his wife....ME!)

[Lady Aerowen]

Didn't we say something about..only playing as ourselves?..I dunno, I was having trouble with my comp at that time. lol Anyhow, what do you have against poking, Akiba? hmm hmm? *jogs over and starts poking Akiba, but not before poking a few other random people and, not before duct taping Chalili back to the tree and keeping her there* ;)

[Chalili]

Grr.. Little help here.. Oh, wait, nevermind... I'll play along for now..

[Adunauriel]

Yes we did decide to play as ourselves. Bele you might have to leave Legolas out of the Battle, Sorry. :)

[Beleglotiel]

Tar said it was okay!

[Adunauriel]

Well I didn't know she said it was ok. If it's ok with her then it's ok with me....lol I kind of like haveing him on the battlefield with us.:)
Back to the battle. ~teddy returns to killing orc & dwarves with extreeme predjudice. Cutting off arms and legs without though to the pain she's inflicting on there dirty bodies.:battle:

[Beleglotiel]

Don't we all. Heh-heh. :blush:

[Akiba]

Originally posted by Lurtz

the he gets up...and starts poking himself..."ha ha! this is fun!" says lurtz...and begins poking himself...then gets tired of it...and pokes tary for throwing him off a cliff...tary goes running around while lurtz is chasing him..."ha ha! this is MORE fun!" then he sees akiba...and begins running around...ever so gracefully poking her and her horse..."ha ha! this is the MOST fun!"
sorry Lurtz but umm you can't run around "ever so gracefully" you looked more like a possessed turkey sorry hon I know you try and how dare you poke me!!!!!!!!!!!verymad and Roch!!!!!!!! ok you will pay!!!! *akiba grabs her cool ting...* wait where'd my col thing go!!!! oh yeah I gave it back to tar woot!!! I'll just have to make due of what I have and tar I know you'll never leave us and I love you for it:thumbs: anyways *akiba climbs back on roch "ever so gracefully" then draws her arrows attaches a rope to it shoots:archer: it at Lurtz and then pulls it back pulling him along with it (yushould see how funny you look in midair Lurtz) and lets Roch trample on him a bit or alot* that'll teach you to poke me!!!!

[Tar-Ancalimë]

well we did agree on being ourselves but i certainly wont forbid anyone from doing otherwise! go ahead and use him, Bele ;)

*pokes aero and irky, just to keep in shape*lol

awww ofc i wont! after watching the extended ;) and seeing even MORE leggy... ah i coudlnt leave him now (or you guys for that matter :grin: )

[Adunauriel]

Thanks Tar, we love haveing you here fighting along side us.:)

[Wilwarin]

We sure do. It would be awful if you went over to the Dark Side!


:drool: at new Leggy scenes.

[Mathew6]

ehem....i said i wanted to kill elves, but not cus i hate em...if u read the first post u will see that we fight to stop lego from taking our girlsfreinds that all im fighting for(hacks and slashes a lil more)

[Pil]

*ah...lembas...one small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man...* :drool: :drool: :drool:

*ahem* :blush: lol

:battle: pil decides to hack off the little fingers of the orcs around her....it's original...lol

[Beleglotiel]

I don't see why you have to hate Leggie just cuz he's beautiful!
BTW, he wouldn't want your women when he has me! He can't help that every time he goes out, he's swarmed by women (and I have to beat them off of him).

[Adunauriel]

I just enjoy fighting people who seek to dishonor the Lovelyness that is Legolas..... :)

[Tar-Ancalimë]

oh cmon who cares about philosophical motives... this is FUN!! lol

[Lurtz]

then lurtz comes...dishonored...dirty...but he comes back...with his mithril arrow in one hand and his poking finger at the ready...

first of all, he gets his own horse, stone...that is faster, more graceful and stronger than roch...and stone can poke!...so he gets on stone...and rides around...stone poking people...lurtz poking people...basically, i caused utter chaos...ha ha!

[Wilwarin]

Then Wil comes up with her long knife and cut off Lurtz's poking finger. And Stone's poking..........hoof.

[Lurtz]

i nail stone's...hoof...back on...and my finger just heals

then i cut wil's arm off that cut my finger and stone's hoof, and ride into the enemy camp...stone was going SOOO fast that none of the arrows hit me. i ride up to legolas, and stick my arrow into his head, like he did to some of my brethren, and ride away

[Wilwarin]

*Wil whips out her Trusty Elvish Glue and glues her arm back on. Then she runs up to Legolas and takes the arrow out of his head (very carefully of course!) then she glues the wound closed.

After that she shoots an arrow at Lurtz's retreating back. It sticks in real good.

[Tary]

Tary shoots lurtz off his horse.

[Lurtz]

i get back on, and retrieve my arrow, and hit tary in the head with the arrow

[Wilwarin]

What does an orc look like on a horse anyway? I didn't know orcs rode horses. Lurtz, shoudn't you be riding a Warg??

[Tary]

You staped me with one of the suction cup arrows I gave Naruku for his birthday.

[Wilwarin]

lol Yeah, but those suction cup hickies can leave a pretty nasty mark too you know.....

[Tary]

Yeah. Tary uses special elven magic to get rid of mark there all gone.

[Adunauriel]

Suction cup hickies... Lurtz with his methril arrow back... Ok, now I'm just confused....:mmmm: But I'll fight anyways..... :battle: ~teddy runs by lurtz grabbing his Methril arrow... Gotcha..... Then she slips it in her belt.... afterwards she spins around pulling out her bow. She then shoots him with three arrows. One into the head right between the eyes. The second into the stomach, where it burrows deep. The third, and possibly most painful. Hit's him right in the, dare I say it....... Crotch..... Have fun pulling that one out....~lol :archer:

[Beleglotiel]

Who dareth stick a arrow in Legolas's head!? Thou shalt not go unpunished!
Bele rides up on Varborin bites the pull thingy off of a gernade and throws it at Lurtz. Then she takes out her gernade launcher, gets further away from Lurtz and fires 6 gernades. After the smoke cleared there was not even a cell left from Lurtzs body.

[Gowpon]

Gowpon's BACK!!!!

Poor Lurtz...there'll be not fun if he's gone...

So Gowpon uses her healer's power to restore all the ppl (including Mr. Lurtz)!!!!:naughty:

[Wilwarin]

I didn't know they had grenades in Middle-earth! Hmmm.........

[Adunauriel]

Neither did I... Genades/Middle-Earth...:huh: .... Who knew?....
Thanks Gowpon, Now I'm feeling better than ever....:)

[Chalili]

I also didn't know they had duct tape.. (or sedatives for that matter! *glares at Lurtz*) *finally works out of the duct tape holding her to tree* Something to ponder while inflicting mass pain and death..

[Adunauriel]

Yes it is.... Well back to the fight.... ~teddy with her renewed strength. Uses her knives to remove the heads off a few Orcs. Then realizeing the dwarves might be feeling left out of her rampage. Dismembers a few of them, first arms, then legs. Ah what fun.....~

[Mathew6]

ok you guys, look. i am an uruk hai, not an orc! URUK HAI URUK HAI URUK HAIII!!!!...ok now that that's settled, i'll get back to figting. when i came back, i came as i did when the thread started, with a trout and a mithril arrow. after a little looking i finally found stone the horse. he was a bit shaken up but other than that he was fine. i then ride up to Beleglotiel the blasphemer, who mared my sacred body with the likes of grenades. most purturbed at having been blown up, i push her off a cliff.

then comes Adunauriel the evil. even more upset at having an arrow stuck everywhere, even up my crotch, she wil have to have a pain of the likes. riding up to her, i can see her cringing at the thought of what will happen. i ride faster, faster, then jump off, seeming to fly, with my mithril arrow at the ready. when i get close enough, i actually shoot my arrow, into her eye. it comes out the other end, and i pick it up and ride off to plan my next attack.

[Mathew6]

o crud stupid thing lurtz posted that everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Adunauriel]

Well Lurtz/Mathew6, whoever you are. I'd like to know how I got the Mithril arrow through the eye. It just so happens to be slipped under my outer tunic, & belt. And no you can't say "it slipped out"..... I will say one thing.... It was a noble effort for you first attack against me....;)

[Wilwarin]

Hmmm.....I was wandering.......because I thought that Matthew6 was a Dwarf!....anyway.......

[Tary]

Tary graps a torch and sets mathew6's beard an FIRE:flamer:. He then sets Lurtz an fire.

[Adunauriel]

~teddy noticing that Mathew 6 is burning on the ground, runns over and stabbs the body multiple times... Angrily saying "That will teach you to try and shoot an arrow through my eye."pfbbt Then she goes over and cuts off Lurtzs burning head, kicking it off the cliff.....~

[Lurtz]

ok the last post from mathew 6 was ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i don't have a beard...so...
then my burning head comes back to my body...i put a marshmallow on the arrow head and light it on my hair...then i go to Adunauriel and shove it through her eye and ride away

[Beleglotiel]

Bele grabs the edge of the cliff before she falls and Leggie helps her back to her feet. Both get away from the cliff to avoid any chance that they might be pushed off it in the future
Yeah, I also thought that Mathew6 was a dwarf! What the heck happened there?!

[Akiba]

umm lurtz was mathew 6 then I got confuzzled whatever they're both evil and mathew 6 what exactly r u a dwarf right ..no?
Lurtz!!!!!!! ok allies or elves or whatever taking my horse thing was cool!!! but you with a horse faster than Roch!!!!!! how... why...ughh...you!!!!!! agghhhh!!!! Roch can outrun your horse anytime and out beat him up too ohh you will pay!!! *akiba the trusty elf watcher (woot!!) watches Lurtz riding away then jumps on Roch"ever so gracefully!!" and rides after Lurtz catching him up in no time...* tar I'ma take my cool thing back really quick * then takes out her cool thing which blows him up all the way back to the battle site against a tree where she then shoots a buch of arrows to pin him to that very big tree and just stands there poking him with her sword* I was hoping I wouldn't have to resort to poking but hey Lurtz just standing there getting poked pretty fun while Roch is over there kicking the ummm yeah out of stone (muahaha what kind of a name.... hahahahahahaha! ok done

[Tar-Ancalimë]

ok guys... its not so improbable that they should have access to each others accounts, ok? lol let's forget the confusion...accept it...and move on! thank you ;)

back to the fighting... havent seen irky or aero in lately...hmmm where did my fav enemies go :huh::(

[Adunauriel]

Ok, then..... ~teddy now with one less eye, screams out " Hey can I get a little help here?" Luckly they didn't get my aiming eye. Then she shoot one arrow at Lurtz, right into his eye as well. "See how you like it." Teddy then realizes that somehow, she has got regenerative abilities. Now she has her other eye back. Hahaha I'm too cool, must be a benefit of being over 2500 years old.~ ;)

[Gowpon]

Gowpon is obviously confused by the battlefield...but she hang on to Lurtz butt anyways and tripped him!

EAT YOUR OWN MARSH!!pfbbt

And she soon healed all the elves that were injured!!:naughty: :thumbs: :blush:

[Adunauriel]

Thanks Gowpon, but I think I've got a little bit of a regenerative capability of my own. I thank you for the boost. Now my eye is back and just as pretty as before.;)

[Chalili]

YAY! *dances around singing and every now and then (well, ok, almost constantly) decapitating an orc or dwarf or some 'vile being'* I'm finally out of the duct tape!!

[Adunauriel]

~teddy noticing Chalili's triumph against the duct tape. Joins her in the dancing & decapitation of vile orc demons. Ha, your right this is fun....~lol

[Lurtz]

ok: look: matthew signed on to this site...he was cookied...i got on but didn't know he was cookied...then i pull the arrow out of my eye and shoot it into adunauriel just for the heck of it

[Adunauriel]

~teddy being much to quick for the likes of an Uruk-Hai dog like Lurtz. Dashes out of the way of the arrow at the last moment. then for measure she shoots an arrow into his other eye.~ There you go everybody, he can't see.... Have fun.....:archer:

[Lurtz]

but then i pull out the arrow, and use my magical healing powers to heal myself (thanks to gowpon). then i shoot an arrow into the enemy camp, which hits an elf that falls down dead.

[Wilwarin]

But the elf isn't dead because we are all invincable! pfbbt



*Wil takes out her sword and carves a really nice W on the front of Lurtz*


:battle:



ha HA! Take that foul Dwimerlaik!! (just had to say that ;) )

[Adunauriel]

Ah, a 'W' on Lurtzs chest. Does this mean we can call him Wurtz now? ~teddy seening the 'W' on Lurtzs chest runs past him teasing "Wurtzie, Wurtzie... Lookie at his Hurtzie...." lol ... Then she runs off into the battle, and proceedes to kill many Orcs & Dwarves.....~:battle:

[Mathew6]

lol lol lol lol lol then lurtz says...hey! maybe it means....wicked cool! yeah! that's it! ha HA!
then i carve a deep "L" on wil's back...ha ha! lilarin lilariN!

[Adunauriel]

Quick Question... Is this Lurtz as Mathew 6 again?:mmmm:

[Chalili]

Whee!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not duct taped to anything!! Ok, I'm dizzy now... *staggers attempting not to fall over* Bad idea... never spin around for more that 5 minutes at a time... THUD

No more dizzy! *decapitates more vile beings (I love that phrase)*

[Adunauriel]

It's ok to spin around Chalili, but maybe not the best idea to do it on the battlefield... You came close to decapitateing me.... :o Lucky I was paying attention to you...... ;)

[Chalili]

I sowwy... mecry I'm still upset about failed test... I'm still kinda dizzy.. I'm gonna sit down for a sec *puts up protective bubble & sits down right in middle of battlefield*

[Adunauriel]

~teddy looks over to Chalili.. Seeing her in possible peril even with the protective bubble, decides to protect her. She kills a few orcs who had the misfurtune to get too close. Then set up guard for Chalili, until she can work out her problems.... :archer: :battle:

[Pil]

*pil hands out reindeer antlers for her army to wear*

FESTIVE FIGHTING! :battle: :hooray: :knight: veryhappy

*pil shoots large pine needles down on lurtz and matthew6 from her flying christmas tree towed by reindeer...which was an eagle...but is now festive!* :thumbs:

[Chalili]

There we go.. I'm not at all dizzy, and I can just take out my frustration on the freaks!! Thanks Pil! I like these antlers... I still wanna keep my bubble, but I'm gonna make it festive too! *bubble changes colors so it has a Christmas tree design on it*

[Wilwarin]

Originally posted by Mathew6
lol lol lol lol lol then lurtz says...hey! maybe it means....wicked cool! yeah! that's it! ha HA!
then i carve a deep "L" on wil's back...ha ha! lilarin lilariN!


How dare you! *Wil draws her bow and shoots Wurtz in the head four times in a row*

:archer: :archer: :archer: :archer:


ha HA!


(Hey, can one of you elves witht the healing powers fix my back? I'll give you a small bottle of my Trusty Elvish Glue in thanks) :naughty:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

im a human with healing powers! lol you want me to fix it even tho im not an elf? ;)

[Wilwarin]

OK. (A human with healing powers??)

[Chalili]

Yes, she's an elf-friend, is she not?

[Tar-Ancalimë]

ofc! if i wasnt i wouldnt be in leggy's army ;)

(why cant humans have healing powers?? :p)

fine then i guess you'll have to get a real elf to heal you :rolleyes:

lol im just kidding wil :grin:

*Tar heals Wil* ........now where's my glue? ;)

[Wilwarin]

Here you go! *Wil hands Tar a bottle of her Trusty Elvish Glue, "fastest drying glue in Middle-earth!"* Thanks, Tar! I feel much better. (Aragorn had healing powers, didn't he? I guess you can to!)

[Tar-Ancalimë]

ah yes...im sure the kings and queens of numenor did too....well.....maybe....the early ones :grin: tho whether i am in that category or not is debatable... i think...probably not ;)

[Beleglotiel]

You can pretend to be a muntant, (hey it worked for spidey and the x-men)

[Chalili]

I don't think that will be necessary; besides, mutants are ugly!

[Adunauriel]

Originally posted by Chalili
I don't think that will be necessary; besides, mutants are ugly!
Well I wouldn't say Mutants are ugly.... Spider-man wasn't, neither were any of the X-men. So not all Mutants are ugly......
*Sorry Wil, I would have helped you out, but it looks like my powers of regeneration are only good on me... :)

[Chalili]

In my opinion, they're all ugly. I have eyes specifically for adorable elves and a select few polite mortals (which probably explains why I spend so much time printing out pictures)

[Adunauriel]

It's ok Chalili, you don't have top like mutants. I was just pointing out some possibilities that weren't ugly. Tobey Maguire as Spider-man, he's hot... But, if he's not for then... I wasn't trying to say you had to like them.....:)

[Beleglotiel]

James Marsden as Cyclops was cute and Hugh Jackmen is cute too

[Tar-Ancalimë]

ok guys...sorry to inturrupt your lovely and stimulating convers here ;)

but its time to drag this thread back on topic lol

soooo....

*Tar grabs her arrows and shoots a bunch into the enemy camp*
"ha! take that" pfbbt

[Akiba]

haha Wurtz and Lillarin!! I loved that!! Woot!! antlers!! can i have a santa clause hat pleez pleez!! ok anyways ummmmmm yeah I didn't know aragorn had healing powers but yes I have not rea the books blah akib has no idea who to shoot at his point so gets her cool thing and start playing with it again hey i want some elvish glue just a litle bit? pleez? ok *akiba plays with he cool thing when accidentally sends out a big explosio thingy* oops almost hit legolas there hehehe good thing it only umm ht no one dam!! hmm I wonder wat i did to cuse such a big (cool!) explosion I'll figure it out hah Ph34r my mad skillz and the p0w3r of my c00l thing!!!

[Adunauriel]

Well since I'm an elf, I guess all I need is the hat, and shoes with the bells on them. Then I'll be all Christmassy for the Battle......lol
~teddy realizing she's missed some of the battle. Get's back to it, by removing some orc heads from there bodies. Then she procedes to cut an extra ugly dwarf into ribbons (not that she'll use them on any of her Christmas gifts). After that fun she goes merrily about killing, and maiming orcs.~:battle:

[Pil]

Ooo...orcen skin wrapping paper...pfbbt....lol

They'd better watch out! lol

*pil attempts skinning lurtz, but his hide is too thick*

I suggest moisturiser mate! roflmao

[Wilwarin]

*Wil shoots multiple arrows into the enemy camp. Every one of them finds a target*

[Adunauriel]

~teddy yells over to Wil "Good shots." Then get's back to creating Orc mince meat.:battle:.... Then, to mix things up a little she shoots a few arrows into dwarve heads..:archer:......~

I mean one can't get by simply with her Long-Knives alone. ;)

[Wilwarin]

No indeed! Not when one calls oneself an Archer Elf!

ha Ha! :archer:

[Adunauriel]

Well I guess I was being neglectful of my bow. It's just that in close combat, the long-knives are more useful. I'll try to mix it up more often......:archer: :battle:

[Beleglotiel]

Bele and Legolas start to slay orc left and right! On a killing spree they both shoot 2 arrows into Lurtz all of them hitting him in the heart! Then they back away (they ain't stupid).

[Adunauriel]

~teddy noticing Bele & Lagolas. Decides to give Lurtz one of her own, and bring the total up to an even 5....:archer: Ouch, that's gotta hurt.~

[Beleglotiel]

HEY! Team work all the way! heh

[Adunauriel]

Yep it's a good thing......:thumbs:

[Lurtz]

ouch...five arrows now is it? well...maybe i'll quit fighting and go out for that new position i saw the other day as a pin cushion...

ok...so...now i found that i no longer need a quiver to hold my arrows...i pull one out...shoot it at Adunauriel who then has to think of how to rip an arrow out of her head without hurting herself...

[Adunauriel]

~teddy after taking the Arrow out of her head, thanks the gods for giving her Regenerative capabilities. For she is quickly all healed up, and good as new. Then she decides what the hey, and shoots the Arrow back at Lurtz. Where it sticks right back into the spot where he pulled it out..............~:archer:

[Gowpon]

Poor Lurtz, but he DESERVES IT!!!pfbbt pfbbt pfbbt

lol lol lol

Gowpon was out of the battle for some time, but now she's back again!!

She had done some scientific research, and she came up with "the freezing arrow"!!! All the elves got the new arrows from her and froze the uruks in the air!!!

FIGHT!!:flamer: :flamer: :battle: :battle:

[Adunauriel]

Welcome Back Gowpon, and thanks for the new arrows.......:archer: Boy, these are fun....~teddy uses her new freezing arrows to freeze some orcs, and dwarves. Then using her knives makes perfectly sure they wont come back to life. With one tap of her knife they splinter into shards of ice......:battle: ~

[Chalili]

Ooh! Fun! *joins teddy with the 'freeze & chop' tecnique* Whee!! I'm happy! Movie... Leggy... *narrowly avoids fainting at the thought*

[Adunauriel]

The freeze & chop technique, good name. I wonder why I didn't think of that?....;) lol

[Mathew6]

*brings in a few hunded dwarves and starts throwing axes wildly hitting every elf luver strait in the head also killed a few of logo's closest body guards,killing all but...i dont know 100?

burns freeze arrows with flaming axes

[Herenyë]

Dude you are so outnumbered!......LEGGIE ALL THE WAY!!!!!.......take dat and dat!!!!!!! :archer: :archer: :archer: :archer: cough*jealousness*cough.........

[Adunauriel]

~teddy regenerates herself. Then realizing it was Mathew6, shoots a couple of arrows at his retreating back......~:archer: Runaway little dwarf......lol

[Lurtz]

yay...the battle rages on!

i then come, right after drinking tons of hot chocolate...so i'm all warm and toasty and can't freeze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so i run around, getting hit by every single ice arrow, but not freezing!

quoth sir lurtzalot, "weeee! look at meee!! i'm a porcupine!!!"
then i take all the arrows back, pull them out, and shoot them back at you guys, and they freeze all of you! yay! o the things i can do...

i take all the girls to the firey chasms of mount doom....where i throw them in to melt them...then they come out...burnt to a crisp..but still breathing...i hope...

[Adunauriel]

~teddy again thanks the heavens for regeneration. She pulls everyone out and takes them back to camp. Somehow Lurtz left his Horse & Wagon........ Thank you Lurtz for that foolishness. Then she screams for Gowpon.... "Help Gowpon, your the only one who can bring them all back...":( teddy then goes about doing the best she can with what healing powers she has. And weakend as she is it's not much...~:(

[Pil]

*pil flies in on her christmas tree and sprinkles healing fairy dust over everyone* :hooray:

:archer: Pil fires an arow at the retreating lurtz! HAHA! :evil:

[Mathew6]

I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY PURTILEGGIE NOW U SHALL PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*throws thousnads of axes at her till she is weighed down,falls to the ground and i toss her of a cliff*you ok?i hope cus there is more comin

[Pil]

*pil swoops down on her christmas tree and saves putrileggie from a nasty graze....lol*

matthew6...you keep causing havoc...fitst invading our camp...now hurtling big heavy axes around...it's just not on!

*pil shows matthew6 a lesson by plaiting his beard with pretty ribbons and bows....hah!* :evil: :thumbs: lol

[Mathew6]

hey! who said i doidnt like bows in my hair* throws a couple axes at tree un treeing pil and destroying her tree

[Pil]

verymad verymad verymad

*pil runs off to find herself a new tree to fly*

(what's up with the bows thing?! :elfeek: )

[Adunauriel]

Thanks Pil, I couldn't save then all on my own...... I feel much better also..... Thanks again....:) ~teddy decides to exact some revenge on Mathew6. She shoots 5 arrows of fire into his body. One, imbeds into his chest catching his beard onfire. The second, into his butt as he spins around. The third, into his shoulder. The fourth, into his thigh. The fifth, lands smack dab in the middle of his back... That should paralize him and put him out of our hair for awhile...... :archer: .... And as he falls to the ground burning. teddy walks away laughing....~lol

[Mathew6]

A DWARF NEVER GIVES UP!!!!!

*pulls out arrows throws them down,and throws axes in various parts of Adunauriel's body keeping HER out of commision for a while

[Adunauriel]

Ah, but yet again Mathew6 has forgotten about my regeneration..... ~teddy get's up, and sneaking up behind Mathew6. Swiftly removes his head from his body, with one stroke of her knife...:battle: Then she throws the head as far has she can (being that she an Elf that's pretty far). After she's done she walks back to the battle. To continue killing orcs & dwarves.......:battle: ~

[Beleglotiel]

Since ice can't stop him maybe fire will!
Bele sticks an arrow into a fire and shoots it at Lurtz hitting him in the eye. He screams with pain and his entire body goes up in flames. Legolas and Bele shower Lurtz in flame arrows. Before long, he is turned to ashes.

[Adunauriel]

Get him Bele, just make sure to scatter the Ashes......;) :sneezy:

[Chalili]

Ooh! Brilliant! If they won't freeze, burn 'em! I personally prefer the ice... Ow! Grr.. I'm not supposed to be getting hit here.. Oh well, it's only one...*pulls arrow out and closes eyes (with bubble back on, of course) to regenerate* There we go! *shoots arrow back in exact direction it came from* I'll be back shortly... *takes three steps backwards and disappears to see what kind of new weapon she can come up with at her 'lab'*

[Herenyë]

thx Pil........plan.......capture mathew6 and take him bak to the camp and dress him up as Legolas.....*finally he looks at least well kina cute*.......oh yea......take dat ......target:mathew6 :archer: :archer: :archer: :archer: and dat :battle: :battle: :battle: :battle:.....*heehee*

[Adunauriel]

It's a ggod plan PL, just be sure you get him. Mathew6 is sometimes a wiley one..... Plus, I'm not too certain we want him back at our camp. He might stink up the place......pfbbt

[Herenyë]

okie yea i think hell stink up the place pfbbt......mayb dat was a bad idea......but dressing him up as legolas isnt a bad thing cuz then hell really get mad n stuff cuz he doesnt like legolas......capture him and torture him with speeches of how legolas is so cute and show picture of legolas.....i think that will kinda work.......cuz hey legolas is hot rite?........mathew6 :archer:....heehee

[Adunauriel]

Yep, that might work........lol ;)

[Herenyë]

yup.......evilness....but in a good way......*hope that makes sense :grin:*........

[Adunauriel]

It sure did......lol ;)

[Herenyë]

sweet......heehee........finally someone understands me......=P......

[Beleglotiel]

And that is scary. lol

[Gowpon]

Little Gowpon: Hey, the battle goes fast!

Pil and the rest: It sure does! Look how the petty dwarf and Uruk retreated!:naughty:

Gowpon: Fine. But they are not running away without paying their steel butts!!

Pil: Good, they're over there. (pointed somewhere in the mess of the battlefield) Go kill them, or bite their butts, whatever u want.pfbbt

So Gowpon went over to search for the battered dwarf, but what a pity! She couldn't see him since HE WAS TOO SHORT!!!! :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: pfbbt pfbbt lol lol lol

However, she somehow managed to find him:p and kicked his butt!!!:thumbs:

Then she pivoted and spotted Lurtz, who tried to sneak away.
:nono: :nono: :nono: You are not running away! :cool: pfbbt

Elves swarmed in and surrounded the uruk.
:flamer: DIE YOU URUK! :flamer:

[Adunauriel]

After Gowpon bites the vile Lurtz on the butt. ~teddy sweeps in for a death blow. Removing his head again with one swipe of her knife.:battle: She then throws it as far as she can again.... This time off the cliff... There that should make getting it back a little more difficult......;) ~

[Pil]

I don't bite butts...but i'll lob off head...*pil finds a few orcs and does them the honours* lol