Why did the Orc cross the road?

[Lady Ashley]

Well? Any thoughts? lol

[Tillia_hobbitlass]

Very funny.....Um Not to kill my dear Bilbo so....To pick daisies! lol a bunch of very ugly orc picking dasises to make daises chains ! Ha ha
Sam: Thats not funny.......
Tilly:Shhh....Or I'll make YOU go pick daisies!
Tilly

[Orc]

hmmmm decisions, decisions, decisions......

1) eat

2) kill

[Catz]

lol or indeed....
KILL
EAT
;) lol
:catz:

[Little Devil]

or...
kill
eat
drink
lol

[Catz]

hokay....i think i can see where this thread is going :rolleyes: lol roflmao lol
:catz:

[Lady Ashley]

Oh dear. lol I think the orc wants to do all of those things...except they're so spread out over about 3000 something years that his head is hurting.

LOL

[mandy]

roflmao

[Aragorn'sOne]

I think it was to wash his face

Orc: Hey! What did i ever do to you?
Mery: You got in the way
Pippin: And you smell like Farmer Maggot's cows

[Little Devil]

hehe lol

[Adunauriel]

I think it would be. To pick daisy's..... Wouldn't that be a wretched site, Orcs pickin daisy's. Hope they don't mind if the daisy's wilt & die shortly after they touch them. lol

[Kwijibo]

<------- Yay! I have unmasked a conspiracy! :whoohoo:

What would an Orc rather do than pick daisies? Orcs seem to be a very misunderstood race of people who just want to be friends.
Just because they're ugly and stinky and need to sort out their skin and teeth, they are attacked and persecuted by the fairer races :boohoo:

I'm not fooling you, am I? ;)

[Adunauriel]

nope not for a second.....:thumbs:

[Gowpon]

Originally posted by Kwijibo
<------- Yay! I have unmasked a conspiracy! :whoohoo:

What would an Orc rather do than pick daisies? Orcs seem to be a very misunderstood race of people who just want to be friends.
Just because they're ugly and stinky and need to sort out their skin and teeth, they are attacked and persecuted by the fairer races :boohoo:

I'm not fooling you, am I? ;)

Not when they are killing ppl...(or picking daisies whatsoever...):naughty:

j/k...if they are nice, they won't be so loathed by the others.:cool:

[Adunauriel]

Originally posted by Gowpon
j/k...if they are nice, they won't be so loathed by the others.:cool:
Nah... I'd still find them lothesome.......pfbbt
Yea, and pretty soon Gowpon you'll be at The Mirror of Galadriel.

[Lady Ashley]

Ooh! Yes! THAT'S why the Orc crossed the road! To kill Peter Jackson!

Oh, mods! Can you add that answer to the poll? Heh heh.

[Gowpon]

That's probably true...since PJ didn't let them wear pink...lol :naughty:

[Moraneah]

" I know why the Orc crossed the road."

He was being chased by ten thousand Elves, thats why...roflmao