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WinterSoul
June 20th,2002, 02:36 PM
Here's a little descriptive story i made based on the fact that interviewers of Tolkien found it hard to understand him, for his pipe was always in his mouth.

Here it is. I hope somebody finds it interesting. I thought it turned out well so i'm posting it here.

“A real time imagined tale, of a Tolkien interview and the role of his pipe plus a little touch of mystery.” BY WinterSoul


When I entered his office he was quietly sitting on his desk over a large pile of black inc written papers and was writing something on a separate sheet. Seemed like the language wasn’t English. He immediately looked at me, as I entered and closed the door, in a quiet and polite manner and invited me to take a seat, on a chair, which he slowly moved from the corner of the room In front of his enormous desk. “Have a seat mate!” he said smiling. “Let’s be done with that interview of yours” “Thank you Mr. Tolkien” said I, shaking in my pants. I was so fond of him and was afraid not to make a fool of myself. So it began. I was talking to John Ronald Ruel Tolkien. The author of my favorite book ever “the Lord of the rings”, the last part of which was released few years ago. All was well till, some time after we began the conversation, he took out of his coat a box of something which looked like tobacco, and his famous pipe. He slowly stuffed it and immediately light it, filling the air with a pleasant aroma. I don’t know what others may say but I was a smoker myself and in my point of view that smell was really pleasant. Then the fun part started. {ten minutes later} I had to tell him, for I didn’t understand what he was saying. He wasn’t even bothering to take the pipe out of his mouth. This was troubling me. I swallowed the candy, which I was sucking on, to keep my excitement down and trying to sound as normally as possible said: --“Pls Mr Tolkien would you be kind enough to part with your pipe till the end of the interview?” hoping he realises that I barely get what he’s saying. --“ Part with “Old Toby”, are you out of your mind my lad? That’s the finest weed in the Shire. Old Biblo Baggins delivers it specially to my back porch. I spent a whole fortune to build that time machine, just to blow smoke rings but you know, bad habbits are bad habbits. Just like ents are ents, but have in mind that in the same time there are ents and ents. Mark my words!….” said he. I was startled. This means that Middle-Earth is real. Does it? Was he kidding or something? Looked quite serious! He was talking about my favorite chapter - “treebeard”. Meaning what? My excitement and in the same time confusion was immeasurable and I also was dying to try the famous “old toby” in that moment. if that really was it. So I said: “Oh is that so Mr Tolkien. Can I get some “toby” then? please please please ! I’ve read about it in your books, no wonder they are so real. So Middle-Earth truly exists. Does it?” I asked directly, looking for an answer to the questions in my head. Tolkien nodded with a smile. I still didn’t know was he serious but my persistency to try “toby” remained. Just like a little child was i. --“Sorry lad “good old Toby” is only for V.I.P members. I am John Ronald Ruel Tolkien, that means – ME And in fact son, I don’t think you’ll like it much. It’s quite out of this world!” quietly answered Mr Tolkien even more serious now. “-- But I like your books, sir.” Said I insistently begging. I couldn’t help it. I had to try the grand weed which even Gandalf dearly enjoyed. --“All right you snoopy young fellow. Take a puff from my pipe, but that will be your first and last “real” Middle-Earth experience…. Did Middle Earth Exist or was it all just perfectly created by his genious? Was he kidding me then, trying to show that his works are very important to him? I never found that out. Or maybe I didn’t get his joke if it was one. But one thing was for sure “old Toby” was really great and surely not from our world! THE END



comments?
bored?
grammar suggestions?

FEEL FREE TO POST :brave:
WITH YOUR HELP WE CAN MAKE IT A BETTER STORY

Orc
June 20th,2002, 03:57 PM
I had a good chuckle over this one. From everything I've read about the great J.R.R. I think you've captured quite a bit of his essence. Well done.

As far as editing suggestions.....

I'd break it up into a couple of paragraphs rather than one long one. Definately start a new one with the sentence that begins "So it began..."

You tend to use the passive voice in your writting, and I would humbly suggets that you change "said I" to "I said", which is more 'active' and helps draw the reader a bit more into the story.

Fatty
June 20th,2002, 05:28 PM
Very enjoyable, as Orc said, maybe break it up into paragraphs. I could almost smell the tobacco. :-)

Illuvatar
June 20th,2002, 05:40 PM
Oh what a very kewl story!:thumbs:

Middle Earth IS REAL!! Whoo Hoo!! I knew it, I knew it, I just always knew it!!

/me jumps up and down with joy!

:whoohoo: :whoohoo: :whoohoo: :whoohoo: :whoohoo: :whoohoo: :whoohoo: :whoohoo: :whoohoo:

WinterSoul
June 21st,2002, 06:59 AM
i will break it into paragraphs guys
it's just that when i was writitng it i dumped it all in this TXT doc and haven't edited it since.
And Orc about the grammar -thanx!
As you probably already know i am bulgarian and i make mistakes now and then so i apreciate that you've bothered to check:p

STAY TUNED ALL
BETTER VERSION COMMING SOON !
:cool:

WinterSoul
June 21st,2002, 11:33 PM
here i am again. just did some editing on the story. Feel like re-reading it ? :naughty:

here it is:

“A real time imagined tale, of a Tolkien interview and the role of his pipe plus a little touch of mystery.”
by WinterSoul [edited v.1.0] lol


When I entered his office he was quietly sitting on his desk over a large pile of black inc written papers and was writing something on a separate sheet. Seemed like the language wasn’t English. He immediately looked at me, as I entered and closed the door, in a quiet and polite manner and invited me to take a seat, on a chair, which he slowly moved from the corner of the room In front of his enormous desk.
“Have a seat mate!” He said smiling. “Let’s be done with that interview of yours.”
“Thank you Mr. Tolkien” I said, shaking in my pants. I was so fond of him and was afraid not to make a fool of myself.
So it began. I was talking to John Ronald Ruel Tolkien. The author of my favorite book ever “The Lord of the rings”, the last part of which was released few years ago.
All was well till, some time after we began the conversation, he took out of his coat a box of something which looked like tobacco, and his famous pipe. He slowly stuffed it and immediately light it, filling the air with a pleasant aroma. I don’t know what others may say but I was a smoker myself and in my point of view that smell was really pleasant. Then the fun part started.

[Ten minutes later]

I had to tell him, for I didn’t understand what he was saying. He wasn’t even bothering to take the pipe out of his mouth. That was beginning to trouble me. I swallowed the candy, which I was secretly sucking on, to keep my excitement down and trying to sound as normally as possible said:
“Please Mr Tolkien would you be kind enough to part with your pipe till the end of the interview?” hoping he realizes that I’m not able to note his answers.
“ Part with “Old Toby”, are you out of your mind my lad? That’s the finest weed in the Shire. Old Biblo Baggins delivers it specially to my back porch. I spent a whole fortune to build that time machine, just to blow smoke rings but you know, bad habits are bad habits. Just like ents are ents, have in mind though that in the same time there are ents and ents. Mark my words!….” he said.
I was startled. This means that Middle-Earth is real. Does it? Was he kidding or something? Looked quite serious! He was talking about my favorite chapter - “treebeard”. Meaning what? Maybe just a quote he likes. Possibly. To calm down I was attempting to answer the questions which were flooding my consciousness but my excitement and in the same time confusion was immeasurable. And I was dying to taste the famous “Old Toby” in that moment. Thus I said:
“Oh is that so Mr Tolkien. Can I get some “toby” then? Please, please, please ! I’ve read about it in your books, no wonder they are so real. So Middle-Earth truly exists. Does it?” I asked directly, looking for an answer to the questions in my head.
Tolkien nodded with a smile. I still didn’t know was he serious but my persistency to try “toby” remained. Just like a little child I was, so anxious and restless to have things my way.
“Sorry lad “good old Toby” is only for V.I.P members. I am John Ronald Ruel Tolkien, that means – me and truthfully son, I don’t think you’ll like it much. It’s quite out of this world!” quietly answered Mr Tolkien in a serious manner.
“But I like your books, sir. I’m sure I’ll love it, if you only let me try it.” I said, insistently, almost begging. I couldn’t help it. I had to try the grand weed which even Gandalf dearly enjoyed. I was sitting there, shameless, staring at his pipe. Not a child anymore, certainly not. Now, I had the feeling that I was closer than ever to the human interpretation of a dog sticking out its tongue and jumping around in all directions, hoping that the distance to that steak being waved above its head will finally shorten and pay off the labor. In fact, the only difference was that I wasn’t jumping around. Yet. Who knows what I could have done just to introduce my senses to the mystic substance in Prof. Tolkien’s tobacco pipe.
Suddenly, as if he read my mind, (actually there was no need of him to do that for my facial features had made my desire more than clear to him) he handed me his pipe and said:
“All right you snoopy young fellow. Take a puff from my pipe, but that will be your first and last “real” Middle-Earth experience. You’ll have to suffice with my books, and my books alone….

Did Middle Earth Exist or was it all just perfectly created by his genious?
Was he kidding me then, trying to show that his works are very important to him? I never found that out. Or maybe I have a bad sense of humor and didn’t comprehend his joke?
Well never mind, one thing was for sure. “Old Toby” was great and definitely not from the world we live in.
I was almost sure It came from somewhere far beyond our existence.

THE END

Slightly better according to me. Isn't it?
:)

Illuvatar
June 21st,2002, 11:39 PM
Ahh yes.....MUCH better!!

And easier on these old eyes even....:elfeek:

Great job there buddy!:thumbs:

Beregond
June 23rd,2002, 11:52 PM
Great story. It really seems like how I would imagine Tolkein. The second draft is big improvement. Keep up the good work.

WinterSoul
June 24th,2002, 12:29 AM
Thank you Beregond.
I apreciate that you read both!
Yes i like the second one better also. A whole new thing. I'm currently thinking over a newer longer version with some more improvements and if it turns out good i'll post it.
Hope you enjoy your stay here at bag end and do come back soon !
;)

AlienFX007
June 24th,2002, 06:10 PM
Yes, much better with paragraphs. Lovely story. :)

Pil
July 1st,2002, 10:26 AM
V. good! I agree, second version is easier on the old peepers! Keep it up and i look forward to the longer version! :) entdraught :hooray:

WinterSoul
July 1st,2002, 11:37 AM
sad to say it but that won't be soon
some probs came up in the family and i'll be away for a while.
And it's all my fault so i have to get things back to normal.
Will get busy with making a better version [i made one but it wasn't good so i binned it] and if it turns out good i'll post it when i get back
Hope that will be soon

Bye for now guys and take care !

Orc
July 1st,2002, 03:15 PM
Good luck WinterSoul.

Mirkgirl
July 1st,2002, 04:58 PM
Good luck and hope to have you back soon (: