Okay, here's how to play:
Think of a scene in any LOTR movie, and add something modern to it.
Two diff ways it can be played:
1) You can write how a LOTR character would act in the Modern World,
2) Bring something modern into LOTR
Gollum: "Golden Sunshine, or red skinned?"
Aragorn: You swore you would bind yourself to me.
Arwen: Yeah, but that's when I was into S&M. Now I'm more of a wait-till-you're-married kind of chick.
Aragorn: That's it then. It's over. (strides away) But this isn't the last of me!
Arwen: Yeah, well, just wait till I get a restraining order!
Aragorn: This is beyond my skill to heal, he needs Elvish medicine.
Sam: But we're six days from Rivendell!
Aragorn: That's cool, I got Nike cross-trainers!
(Ok, that so sounded better in my head.)
Legolas: They run as if the whips of their master was behind them (paraphrased :p)
Gimli: Just wait 'til the union hears about it. They should get paid time and a half or strike
Just thought of a couple more...
Gandalf: You cannot pass! *brandishes Uzi*
Aragorn: (Holding up walkie-talkie) *Scchrrtt* Bravo one, pull back, I repeat, pull back. *Scchrrtt*
Gandalf: I'm a member of the SAS, wielder of the M16! The flamethrower will never avail you, Flame of Udun!
The balrog blasts a jet of flame, but Gandalf activates his heat-deflecting charm from his staff.
Gandalf: (Arming C4) You - Shall Not - Pass!
Gandalf throws the C4 below the Balrog, and the bridge explodes. The balrog acts fast, however, and fires a grappling hook, latching on to Gandalf.
Gandalf: Run, you dumbasses!
Boromir: Go go go!
Aragorn stands, bewildered. Finally, he comes to his senses and runs. He whips out the walkie-talkie and turns it on.
Aragorn: *Scchrrtt* Bravo company, Bravo one is down. I repeat, Bravo one is down. Regroup outside for first aid. *Scchrrtt*
Legolas: *Scchrrtt* Roger, Bravo two. Sad day isn't it? *Scchrrtt*
Aragorn: *Scchrrtt* Yes.. a sad day. *Scchrrtt*
Arwen: The light of the Evenstar does not wax and wane—
Aragorn: How come?
Arwen: Energizer batteries.
lol lol They're so funny. lol
I'm really bad at thinking of any. I'll hopefully get back to you with that.
Oh jeez! Those are hysterical! roflmao
I will try to come up with some as well! :p
I really like them. There soo funny lol lol
OMG, energizer batteries!!!!! roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao
Priceless... lol :thumbs:
lolroflmao hell funny manlol:thumbs:
i love the walkie talkie lines... roflmao
lol Absolutely hilarious, Elfdaughter. lol
I'm going to try and think up some today and post them tonight. roflmao
Love the energizer batteries ED. lol
Frodo: What food do we have left?
Sam: Well let's see.... lembas. And look! More lembas.
Frodo: Bugger!! How far to the next supply drop?
Aragon with a sick Frodo, to Rivendell. 'Rivendell, we have problem'
Merry 'Tomatoes, sausages and some nice crispy bacon'
Frodo: You fools, never heard of pizza?'
[Scene: Bilbo and Gandalf blowing smoke rings and ships]
Scrolling on the foot of the screen in nice big letters:
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Pipeweed smoking can be hazardous to your health and has been associated with pedicular hirsutism ("Foot Hair"), feliniform auricles ("Pointed Ears") and stunted growth ("Shortness").
Sign in Bilbo's front Garden:
Vote YES on referendum # 3209
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Type username and password and <ENTER>
<In Orthanc, Saruman raises his hand menacingly over the dark Palantir. >
SARUMAN(smugly): The power of Isengard is at your command, Sauron, Lord of the Earth.
<The Palantir remains black. Saruman clears his throat and tries again.>
SARUMAN: The POWER of Isengard is at your COMMAND, Sauron, Lord of the EARTH...
<A ghostly message floats up out of the Palantir:
"Error: Can't Find Palantir--
The Palantir may no longer exist or it may have moved. Restart your Palantir, sign back on to the darktower.net service, and try again."
Merry : My tomato's burst
Pippin : Could I have some bacon?
Merry : Want a tomato Sam?
Frodo : What are you doing?
Merry : Tomatoes, sausages, nice crispy bacon. Want some?
Frodo : Ugh! We've been eating those for days! Nah, I ordered in some special skewered kebabs.
Nazgul : screeeeeeeee!!!!
Frodo : Ah, there they are. I heard they're pretty good with flaming specials
Weak, and bad. But it's all I have right now!
roflmao they are [i][b]FAR[/b][/i] from bad!!! lol i especially liked the palantir one!